Need one more beggar?

[Kemeros]

Hhh...Hhey!

i uh ne ... need buz...boo...booze? *passes out*

Hey!

I'm looking for a niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger clan to join and laughed a lot when i saw your website and the Beggin' 101 hehe. Played many mmos. Currently playing Hellgate london ( in the beta) and waiting for impatiently for niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger to come out or at least to start beta.

I applied on the website and am waiting for the interview. So yeah.. hope to join the drunken family soon !

Kemeros

[Cidius]

I have a test for ya.

This is illegal then so I don't advice you to do it. :o

Beat this game on the hard mode.

GameBoy emulator: http://www.emulator-zone.com/doc.php/gba/vboyadvance.html

The GameBoy game: http://www.gameboyroms.org/roms/Gameboy/files/Kung-Fu%20Master.7z

The U and J are languages, J being the japanese version. I don't know what the others mean but I just picked the basic one without any shit.

You can't use the saves, otherwise it wouldn't be a real GameBoy stylish feeling.

[Bashur]

Heya', another K name!

[Metal Wolf]

Their fine people and all, as long as your good with putting up with this kinda bullshit.
http://www.craphound.com/images/redscarecomicusflag.jpg

[Cidius]

http://www.craphound.com/images/redscarecomicusflag.jpghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQahvFdQVu8

HTML code is off?

[Kemeros]

no problems with that :p

[Metal Wolf]

Allrighty then, start using :merriment:more and you'll be a shoo in.

[Kemeros]

Cheers then! :merriment:

[scotw1t]

j00 aren't spyz right, lolz?

[Metal Wolf]

Hes fine with being a commie, of course hes a spy! Hes probably fucking KGB and wearing one of those little fluffy Russian hats at this moment with a trench coat and whispering code words into his pocket radio.

[Kemeros]

Shit! my cover is blown!... what to do...

*puts on fake mustache*

hah! flawless disguise!

nah seriously I'm no spy and I'm not in another guild or anything. I read the forum enough tho know what you were referring to :p

[Bashur]

Kill him! It's Mario!
http://www.destructoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/mario1.jpg

[Zieen]

That Mario looks like a combination of Van Damme and Pavarotti... weird.

[Helgeran]

That Mario looks like a combination of Van Damme and Pavarotti... weird.
You mean: dance and singalicious!

Also welcome Kamero fella, unless you're fucked up in the head or a scrub you're gonna make it.

[Cidius]

You mean: dance and singalicious!

Also welcome Kamero fella, unless you're fucked up in the head or a scrub you're gonna make it.Gonna make what? The interview?



The DBC awesomest guild interview, answer the questions with either A or B.

Are you twelve years old?

A Yes
B Not


Are you a spy?

A Yes
B Not


Are you a girl?

A Yes
B I can be if you wish so

[Garn]

I want that mushroom.

[Rufus]

-belch-

[Cidius]

-belch-And yea this is our warcry.

[Kemeros]

Else the guy who draw that isn't quite straight. Or it's a woman with a weird phantasm lol

[Bashur]

My theory: I think that's how Princess Peach sees Mario... I mean, what does she see in a fat plumber?! She's obviously on Toad, and sees him like this.

[Kemeros]

you mean the same effect beer has on ugly womans? lol

[Killuminati]

If you are a nigra I don't approve.

[Cidius]

I just came up with a good comeback for future use:

You guys are such penileinjectionengineermilkingcowmilkingguerillasoldierhairpickingpieceofbadtastingpoonautscaliberme ndoingothermenpisstasticuberfabulousquuerpatrolgayarmyfaggotslikemaggotsbutwhoarecannibalseatingothe rfaggotsmaggotsandstuffgeneraltasticalisticalowrangexponentesticlesodomyearapentitlensigningangersup erassholesfloppydonkeydickscockswienersatiringomezanzibaravediblohwaitforgottomentionscientologistsl iketomandjohnthematchingpairampagexcaliburgroovemastersittingoutsideinthewindowandkillingtasersandsh ittingfuckenshitandyeamoreshitbutalsofuckpeniles.

[Atnas]

So how did this go?

[Rufus]

Mario was a big metaphore! Atleast the original. Mario is Stalin, Bowser is the great dragon of the east, Princess Peach is what Hitler dreamed he was, and the mushrooms are your penis. Yes, Stalin eats your penis to get bigger! Thats ok though, cause the fireflowers are a hookers vagina, and from that you get an std, thus the flaming sensation.

[Metal Wolf]

You forgot about the socio political statements made by the turtle shells.

[Helgeran]

This gonna be a vote or what? I vote we let him in, don't let the poor boy wait in the cold when he's still got some booze we can steal.

[Red Morgan]

This gonna be a vote or what? I vote we let him in, don't let the poor boy wait in the cold when he's still got some booze we can steal.

Kaeso reviews applications, decides if the candidate is worth interviewing, then decides whether or not the interview was good enough that the candidate deserves a vote.

Chances are, if you don't see a vote, they didn't make the cut.

[Helgeran]

At least show us the answers so we can laught at how not elite he was.

[Red Morgan]

At least show us the answers so we can laught at how not elite he was.

I leave that in Kaeso's capable and calloused monster-hands.

[Kaeso]

For public Review....



Hello! I am Kaeso, Head of recruitment for the DBC. Kemeros, I would like to start your interview that may put you on track to becoming a full member in the DBC.

What do you do for a living?


I work in a warehouse that does deliveries/storage and other stuff too. I basically load the trucks and shunt the trucks sometimes too.


We are a very Close nit group, as such we like for our members to spend time (pre-niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger) playing games online as well as chatting together in ventrillo. Are you a shy person? Would you enjoy playing games like Rune (or whatever we can scrape up)?


Not really shy no. I've got no problem using ventrillo(used it all the time with wow) and i would totally enjoy playing any games with you guys :) You need to know though that my first language is french so i have an accent when i speak english obviously and that i might miss some expressions and stuff like that. But we will understand each other most of the time. Had no problem with the previous guilds :)



How would you react in neutral territory if you seen members of your clan or an allied clan attacking a neutral target?


mmm .... tought one... did he attack first? .. depends on the situation... nothing is black or white... i would need to know the clan policies to make a decision which currently i don't

How much PvP experience have you had in the past. Not just from MMOs but games but FPS, RTS games etc. that develop skills that could potentially translate well into niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger (such as Rune, Shadowbane, Counterstrike, Dark Messiah...or anything you can think of/justify.)

mmm heres a list: First FPS i've played online: UT(the first one) for about a year... then some counter-strike. Everquest(first one) on a pvp server( that was quite hardcore) , same thing with wow(was playing on a pvp server too) Played a lot of Warrock lately (wich is suggest the guild should play together actually. it's free and it's team based and you can register clan on it... would be a good place to start :) it's basically like battlefield but with graphic a little bit less flashy... you can control jets, elicopters. tanks. etc etc.... very fun game.)



i really suggest we all hook up in that game.


You and a guild mate are out, you are both RPK'ed by a member of an Allied Clan. What do you do?

report it to a guild superior and wait for an official order before starting any hunt that would result in a war. We don't want that now do we?



I will have to warn you that the DBC may not be ARAC when the game comes out. Limiting us to the Good characters (Dwarf and Human). It would be necessary that you remain flexable in race choice? Is that an option for you?

Kemeros is a Dwarf :p i really don't mind playing races... between Human and Dwarf... i'd probably choose the dwarf :)

Hope to hear From you soon

Kemeros


The ultimate killer of his application was his troll like activities on the forums.

[Metal Wolf]

Troll like activity? Damn that was question 1 - 10 on the Thelma interrogation.:stabbed:

[Rufus]

A french troll? wtf?

[Helgeran]

How is trolling bad?

[Rufus]

It must be cause he's a french troll. Kaeso, do you not like the french?

[Cidius]

FUCK MAN WE NEED A FRENCH GUY

And wtf is with these massive stupid mushroom questions? You need a complete retard question containing penis. It would be my own personal test. I'll think about a good question now.

What would you do if your male guildmate confessed his love for penises?

Does that sound enough retard but still like a serious question?

[Metal Wolf]

Maybe he choked on a french roll and nearly died in his early childhood. That would explain the resentment to a nearly identical connotation.

[Helgeran]

We could have a rule that says members ventrilo voices must be pleasant or at least intelligeble accents. But that would mean we'll have to kick out the finns :cool:

[Kaeso]

We could have a rule that says members ventrilo voices must be pleasant or at least intelligeble accents. But that would mean we'll have to kick out the finns :cool:

and me :(

[Surly]

http://forums.anvilsociety.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=102&d=1185099734
(http://forums.anvilsociety.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=102&d=1185099734)

[Bashur]

http://forums.anvilsociety.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=102&d=1185099734
(http://forums.anvilsociety.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=102&d=1185099734)

Amen.

[Kaeso]

That picture is Epic.