Zomg, IRC again :[

[Leathe]

Topic title almost unrelated. I'm going to create a Drunken Beggar Clan channel called #DBC on IRC, the irc.stratics.com server. Gonna try be there every day, just hangin' out and if people won't join I'm just simply gonna let the channel die out.
If you're a nub with the IRC and you wanna join the üüber intrawebz insta chat, you can follow these easy steps!

1) Download a IRC client, for example mIRC. (http://www.mIRC.com)
-Install it and all that stuff. (DUH?!!111) Open the installed program.
2) Create a "profile".
- Press on "mIRC Options" then you should be in the "Connect" tab or whatever. Type some gibberish in "Full name" and "Email address". Choose a nickname. Sometimes nicknames are owned by other people, so preferably choose the nickname you use here. And press "Ok". Don't press "connect to server" since you haven't chosen one yet.
3) Connect.
- Type in the chat window: /server irc.stratics.com, and it should connect you to the stratics network. Then type: /join #DBC, and there you go. Also you can join the official #niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger channel, which usualy is quite quiet at times, but if you start typing something, people usualy will grant you a random comment.
Don't fail by typing the commas after the stuff you're supposed to type in the chat window.

[Helgeran]

Hang on vent instead. It's more personal and getting to know people or at least getting to know their voices is good preparing for future coordinated PvP.

[Red Morgan]

I'm glad that all of our members who are too limp-wristed to use Vent have a place to go now. GJ Leathe!

[Cidius]

I will conquer this chat with my BG 2 spam! And thanks I've downloaded mIRC 5 times during my life and I've never understood how it works. Woah it must've been 10 years now.



Edit: Note to self, never order five guys all named Dao to summon five hordes to crush my enemies. It will crash my comp.

[Leathe]

Actually, I also created the channel for people who want instant chatting but rather would not use Vent for various reasons. As Morgan stated, all those limp-wristed members can (others too!) join

[Cidius]

There's just you and me here.

Edit: You guys are penises.

[stalwart]

rather would not use Vent for various reasons.

ah. those who have girly voices.

[Metal Wolf]

Banned of life on statics basically.

I'll rent out some base to those prepubic members who can't to talk like a real man, just text me what you want to say and I got ya covered for only 2 BJ's a month.

[Cidius]

Since nobody's on irc, I tried to cast limited wish, with wild magic I got 5x magic and got 5 of those genie fucks. I saved and loaded my game, now they're here permanently. I got haste and invisiblity with my mage, then I chose the time stop from the wishes. I went ahead.

Okay I was in this Underdark cave that's filled with these eyeball flying ball fucks. There's this one fucken hard bitch that casts every possible magic except fear. She's the boss of this cave. Okay so I went in with my mage and tried to cast level 8 incendiary cloud that does crazy damage over time. She's very highly resistant to magic (resistance is so high it's unbeliavable) so it doesn't concern her but it kills her fucken horde of minions. Okay wild magic, got 5x magic and bam that's instakill to everything that ain't resistant to clouds.

Leave, come back with my Minsc who's immune to all magic except fear and that mind cage thingie (a lot of items). Now all the minions are dead but the bitch is still alive. Okay she casts the mind cage pretty often but I used berserk to prevent that. I slowly hacked away. WTF she has like 300 health?? Okay dada berserk runs out and she gets him caged. I have to wait till Minsc is uncaged because the bitch instakills my dudes if I come near her.

Now Minsc is back but the bitch has returned to her area where I lured her from. I now get that I could use hakeashar that's immune to magic to aid Minsc (they can only leech magic). Okay one of those and one efreeti to aid Minsc in hacking. Okay go in babies. Slowly, but surely that bitch died and I got 50k exp. My last biggest exp record from a monster was somewhat 16k?

[Qadis]

Banned of life on statics basically.

I'll rent out some base to those prepubic members who can't to talk like a real man, just text me what you want to say and I got ya covered for only 2 BJ's a month.

lies, I saw you not so long ago around there

[Leathe]

We're already a few in there! including JARLAXLE! Zomg. Join us.

[Killuminati]

my voice is too sexy for vent. If I speak too much there would be many people using the computer with only one hand.

[Qadis]

We're already a few in there! including JARLAXLE! Zomg. Join us.

stop associating me with that filthy channel

[losinglife]

my voice is too sexy for vent. If I speak too much there would be many people using the computer with only one hand.

every time i see your posts i reply with just 1 hand :cuss:

[Metal Wolf]

lies, I saw you not so long ago around there
Then its not me, I have been ip K-lined for a year. Someone is probably trying to suckle off some of my E-fame.
Straticks blew donkey nuts anyway.

[Qadis]

Then its not me, I have been ip K-lined for a year. Someone is probably trying to suckle off some of my E-fame.
Straticks blew donkey nuts anyway.

why were you klined ?

[Cidius]

No it means Kevin Federlined.

And an awesome memory just hit me. Back in the day, Dr. Franken on the original Game Boy. Sadder version of Moonlight Sonata playing all the way through the game (the Game Boy somehow made it darker). Only options you can do are using an item, moving back and forth and jumping. Since I bought this game without a box I have no idea what my mission is. It just says Dr. Franken and I wake up on a table with all these fucks after me.

And OHHH FUCKEN MAN... I loved this game. I worshipped it on an altar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuWp-F0bKqY

Last boss of the game took always somewhat 5 minutes to kill. This is one of the earlier stages without all the hard flying and fast moving shit. It doesn't contain 4 levels because the level marks (the faces) you see aren't the all, the camera moves right to another group of faces when you finish the fourth one.

The end credits had him watching the sunset at a beach with cool music playing.

If I remember right those saw guys started coming as normal opponents at some point.

[Metal Wolf]

I had the bad fortune not to know one of the ircop's names and insulted him with something along the lines of, Brazilian horse pleasureist. That plus innumerable banns from #niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger for evading the language filter.

[Cidius]

Ice Climber (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKEXN9NxMBA&)

Contra (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbPO6Kj10e4)

I admit all my games were pirated games, the RPGs didn't sell to Indonesian (or some asian) kids but these simple ones did so this was my childhood.

[Kaeso]

I had the bad fortune not to know one of the ircop's names and insulted him with something along the lines of, Brazilian horse pleasureist. That plus innumerable banns from #niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger for evading the language filter.

Owned.

[Killuminati]

every time i see your posts i reply with just 1 hand :cuss:

you don't have to tell me

[losinglife]

you don't have to tell me

i wanted you to know

[Cidius]

i wanted you to knowI think he ment that he knew.

We're all one happy family peeling bananas 24/7.




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[Leathe]

Well, if you're too fucked up, too shy or too kickass for vent you can always come and mess around in the IRC channel :p