And the first member to be booted is...

[Red Morgan]

...Sampler! Next time you try to be to all 1337 and spy, you should remember to not be such a dumbass as to post your vapor guild recruitment thread (http://forums.niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggeronline.com/showthread.php?t=42869) with the wrong name.

Sampler, aka Baenor, I hearby declare you stripped of your rags and status as Beggar.

Also, I think it's a good idea to do a little zerg recruiting (http://forums.niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggeronline.com/showthread.php?t=42869). A nice big meatshield might delay our inevitable march into your town square.

[Atnas]

Why would he spy on us?

How do you know his "real" name?

[Red Morgan]

Why would he spy on us?

How do you know his "real" name?

Either he wanted to get access to all of our top omgsupersecret guild info, or he wanted to see how a real guild does things. My guess is the latter.

He also used the same e-mail to send his DBC application as he does on his guild forum.

[Atnas]

Maybe he wanted to learn of the drunken beggars secret drinking games.

Ha-ha, how I laugh at the "oh god my name is already taken on the niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger forums" post.

[Surly]

Stripped of his rags? That's pretty kinky Morgan, you should probably promote him to Blue-Collar Worker while you're at it.

[Isamael]

I was like, Oshit Red's going to kick me out.

[Red Morgan]

I was like, Oshit Red's going to kick me out.

The day is young!


Stripped of his rags? That's pretty kinky Morgan, you should probably promote him to Blue-Collar Worker while you're at it.

Work is 4 nubs.

[Atnas]

I still can't understand why he would spy on someone right now, the beta isn't even here yet.

[Surly]

Work is 4 nubs.That's the point, you can't really get kicked out of DBC... you just get promoted.

[scotw1t]

Hope that bastard goes out and gets a job...

I too was like...oops, what did I do?

[Kaeso]

Lol, Oops I guess my recruiting will have to be far more INTENSIVE NOW. He really wanted in I hammered him with questions. That was retarded. I guess now I will have to do more work. What a fucker his attempt to spy was admirable indeed. Fucker.

[Cidius]

I FUCKEN KNEW THAT THE GUY WAS A SPY.

I thought he was one of the "special furries" though. When I asked about him coming here before the forums he said that there as a funny post here and that's how he came to us. Like wtf nobody even gets our inside joke rambling and how the fuck would you just happen to be reading our "funny posts", okay he said a friend told him about it, but he didn't even tell us about his friend and yea again it makes no sense.

It's just way too complicated but I didn't know why anybody would be in us as a fake without any other reason than being just an ass causing drama.

And I fucken hate the demons in BG 2, fucken 90% resistant to magic and immune to all melee, how the fuck should I be killing these fucks that don't even have any shields that can be dispelled because the resistance is natural?

Okay I didn't think about him being a spy, I just forgot the hole thing because I'm pwning people in BG 2.

[Cidius]

But was he even a member? Don't we have a complicated voting system here to vote for members?

When he had an edit in his first post what said that he's not a religious person, Surly replied that this is an all-christian forum, this what he replied:

Well, ignore the edit then. I am good at pretending.he must have been giggling

[Cidius]

Okay there was this Bator demon. It seems to be pretty important to kill him. He's immune to everything else than +3 weapons and has like 95% resistance to all magic.

How the fuck I'm supposed to know that I need to hit him with +3 weapons. Nobody tells me that in the game. I could have spent years studying that fuck and recording everything. But I have a drow sword that sucks but happens to be +3, okay. A cursed spear that happens to be +3, okay. An okay spear that I just don't use, +3. I use much better weapons than these.

But since I used these the fuck went down in like seconds.

- Oh no, YOU FOUND OUT MY SECRET IMMUNITY TO +3 WEAPONS!
- Yeah fuck eat +3 steel.
- HAHA I KILLED YOUR FIRE ELEMENTALS! *Near death*
- See ya in hell, oh wait you came from there, AHAHAHA!
- *splurt*

[Helgeran]

First run I had a bunch of priest/fighters so they spammed any demon with the holy lightning bolt or wahetever, second run just cast protection from evil and use lots of summoned bears (they own) as meat shields when pounding it with imba equipment.

Good riddance kicking him out btw, if you still have a staff alt Red you should run everyone's IP on the forums and here in the future, anyone using a proxy is serious enough to deserve our secrets!

[Cidius]

First run I had a bunch of priest/fighters so they spammed any demon with the holy lightning bolt or wahetever, second run just cast protection from evil and use lots of summoned bears (they own) as meat shields when pounding it with imba equipment.Dude this was one was almost immune to all types of magic and could only be hurt with +3 weapons.

I use unique stuff that lack the +3 mark but are better anyways.

But how the fuck I'm supposed to know that he's only killable with +3 weapons?

[Bashur]

Noes! Then you'll find out I'm Red Morgan!... I mean... oh sh-

[Helgeran]

Dude this was one was almost immune to all types of magic and could only be hurt with +3 weapons.

I use unique stuff that lack the +3 mark but are better anyways.

But how the fuck I'm supposed to know that he's only killable with +3 weapons?
Where did you find him? I think you fight two Bators in the final battel, don't remember seeing any of them earlier, just a bunch of Balors.

[Mikee]

Who the hell would want to spy on us? And why?

[Cidius]

Well Google says there's no bators in the final battle, just 2 balors and 2 pit fiends.

And yea many people seem to say that he's one fucken tough fuck. They probably didn't know of the +3 or more + rule and just got away with one guy having the right weapon. Or then they got in the right spells (none of my spells worked and none of my spell shield dispelling spells worked either).

[MaxTheDwarf]

I still can't understand why he would spy on someone right now, the beta isn't even here yet.

You should know why! You after all were a spy until surly converted you. Heresy!

[Kailas]

You'll never make it in niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger if you can't pull off a rudimentary spy job in the most lax guild I've ever been in. It's not like he tried to do anything special, he just joined...

[Chamoke]

This is kind of puzzling. What information is there to gain? Also, pretty stupid to be sniffed out when you are in a clan that isn't exactly playing a game.

[Rykros]

I think Red had the right idea with stealing management ideas, tho honestly I can't think he picked much up. Perhaps he was just hoping to remain hidden until things started going and he could glean useful information then...maybe he even thought this would be a nice safe out if his clan didn't pan out the way he wanted.
The speculation possibilities are endless.

[Bashur]

I'm pretty sure he learned that every guild needs a Bashur. *nods*

[Garn]

I'm pretty sure he learned that every guild needs a Bashur. *nods*


That's why Beta took so long, we needed a deity with an urine fetish first.

[Bashur]

Really sorry, I was stuck in the land of urine, ruling over the Penis People and Vagina Goats of Thunder Lips Mountain. But, fear not, for I am among you all now, let the Beta begin!!

[Rufus]

-giggles-

[Bashur]

-giggles-

http://www.tshirthell.com/images/contestpics/a01_001.jpg

[Vattic]

yeah, i'm pretty sure i don't need these eyes anymore. i'll play niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger by sense of smell.

[scotw1t]

/gag

[Rufus]

http://pharyngula.org/images/hokusai_octopus.jpg

The japanese around the image litterally translates into "I'ma raping Bashur's mom!" a thousand times over...

[Vattic]

hokusai reprazent!!!

[losinglife]

octopussylickin.... thats hawt

[Metal Wolf]

Oh the dude girl guy, ya he was fun to troll.

[Bashur]

http://pharyngula.org/images/hokusai_octopus.jpg

The japanese around the image litterally translates into "I'ma raping Bashur's mom!" a thousand times over...

Wtf, are you serious?! ... Damn my mom is hawt...

[losinglife]

Wtf, are you serious?! ... Damn my mom is hawt...

hawt for my cockinherbutt

[Bashur]

Hey, I have to get my lunch money somehow. Thanks man!

[Killuminati]

Haha, sampler, I knew that guy was a nigra we couldn't trust....

[Leathe]

http://pharyngula.org/images/hokusai_octopus.jpg

The japanese around the image litterally translates into "I'ma raping Bashur's mom!" a thousand times over...

After I saw that picture something died inside of me..
And Sampler is a good sample for my next book "What never to do when spying on a clan"

[Helgeran]

The only thing I can think of when seeing that pic is how fucking huge her cunt is. Seriously, it's vastness overshadows the general Lovecraftian sliminess horror.

[Rufus]

lols...

[Helgeran]

Don't turn this into fucking 4chan, that's just gross. Like necrozoophilia +cold slime.

[Red Morgan]

Don't turn this into fucking 4chan, that's just gross. Like necrozoophilia +cold slime.

Yeah for real. Put that in spoilers with a NSFW warning or something if you're going to do it at all.

[Cidius]

what teh fuck did I miss?

[Cidius]

goddamn I fucken love wild mage atm

make a copy of myself with dweomer, order him to make 4 fire elementals with his copy of my staff, an army of summons

I'm a bit exhausted, I've been battling

use dweomer, a limited wish

get a few of my spells back, it always returns one of dweomer no matter what, but I get like 1/2 of my lost spells back, I use it again and all the spells are back and I didn't even lose any dweomer during this hole thing

goddamn limited wish doesn't return my level 6 spells though

well I'll get the real wish soon so I'll be wtfpwning

this will be fucken fast with the real wish, I'll be doing the hole game in one game day

[Rufus]

Aww... Yous guys no fun >_>... Though I probably shoulda, just didn't think about it...

[Bashur]

Aww... Yous guys no fun >_>... Though I probably shoulda, just didn't think about it...
Don't worry man, I thought my mom was hawt.

[Cidius]

Damn I just watched the niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger_battle video again, it was okay but why in the hell did it have so crappy music?

With some hot music it'd been 3 times better than now.

DU, DU DA DI DU DA. DU, DU DA DI DU DA. Yeah well F U too!

They should hire Nobuo Uematsu.

[Cidius]

Goddamn at some demon altar in BG 2, I can't find these fucks with wyverns.

I need new spells quick!

Fuck how fucking long I still have to be in fucken dungeons after dungeons.

There's so many spells awaiting for me outside, with those I'd make dust of any of these.

[Cidius]

Woah I just found out that if I save while I've just summoned the wish guy, and then load the game, the wish guy will not contact me. Because if he does I'll have to wish or banish him.

So this way I can have 5 of those wish guys just waiting forever. Okay 5 time stops!

Edit: Forgot that it's only one time. These guys just whoop my ass all day long. Goddamn I can't even scratch these guys wtf man??? All the fucken firepower I have and everybody dies, one of them is injured. And there's fucken 5 of them.

[Killuminati]

Don't turn this into fucking 4chan, that's just gross. Like necrozoophilia +cold slime.

thats the best part of 4chan the randomness.