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[Zieen]

After certain events that took place tonight, I decided to initiate my coup d'etat tonight at roughly 10PM EST. For all intents and purposes, the coup was successful and Red Morgan has been usurped as the leader of the Drunken Beggar Clan. The motion was seconded by various witnesses on Ventrilo and approved by Surly.

As a result, the DBC will be undergoing a series of changes. Firstly, we changing platforms and are now a merc clan called 'The Z Fighters'. Our services are being leased out by The Society of the Anvil at a rate of free alcohol. With the new platform, a ranking system is being implemented. Ranks are as follows... (If I miss you, consider yourself disbanded.)

SSJ1
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arcturussage (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=127)
Belenor (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=103)
Cyfae (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=138)
Dezolis (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=94)
Epxplaya (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=139)
Jackhowitzer (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=133)
Leathe (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=131)
matdehaast (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=91)
Morthor (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=124)
Motavian (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=92)
Nazgir (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=143)
Orod_Sul (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=104)
primevaluo (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=98)
Rufus (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=149)
Rykros (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=100)
Sampler (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=172)
scotw1t (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=111)
Serc Repsac (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=53)
TangerineSky (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=134)
Thilidas (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=141)

SSJ2
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Cidius (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=90)
Goty (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=126)
Kailas (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=110)
Vattic (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=78)

SSJ3
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Bashur (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=135)
Helgeran (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=5)
Kaeso (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=87)
Killuminati (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=101)
losinglife (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=128)
Mikee (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=148)
Scissors (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=160)

SSJ4
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Red Morgan (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=71)

Mystic Dragon God
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Zieen (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=114)

NOTICE: Recruitment is officially closed until I figure out who the fuck all these SSJ1 nubs are. This zerg recruiting pattern is one of the primary reasons Red Morgan was asked to step aside.

If I've ever heard of you, but never talked to you in Vent, you're SSJ2. If I've talked to you in before, you're SSJ3. If you're a former leader of the merc guild formerly known as the Drunken Beggars, you're SSJ4.

I thank you all for understanding the changes and encourage you to watch some uber cool Dragon Ball Z anime on Stage6 (that's http://stage6.divx.com/) (http://stage6.divx.com/%29). Hopefully this transition period will not last too long.

SSJ3 and above have been granted access to the Hyperbolic Time Chamber for discussion of strategy. The first point on the agenda is finding a location in Agon to build our Castle.

SSJ2 and above will be granted beta access by the end of the week. Red Morgan's concealment of the beta for so long is the primary reason he has been removed from power.

EDIT: Swedes, Finns, Norwegians, and all other third world countries have 30 days to convert to Americanism or they will be pruned from the group for inferiority.

Thank you for your loyal service to the progression of the Arian Brotherhood.

[Surly]

I am in full support of this new era in DBC leadership, and I am very proud to see you taking the initiative to make some much needed changes around here. With high hopes, I wish you only well as we usher in what will certainly be the most prominent gaming guild dynasty ever known.

[Zieen]

Thank you, Surly. I would greatly appreciate it if you would convert our membergroup titles to the new, more efficient, ranking system ASAP.

[Helgeran]

Sounds good, my fight power is about 8999 :thumb:

[Sampler]

Something smells.

[Surly]

Something smells delicious.Yes, it does.

[Chamoke]

Radical. You have my approval to the max!

[Cidius]

Why I'm not a weird teacher dude that can't be killed?

I remember that place where they went after they died. I want to be that guy living there.

And just fucken fuck this is the AWESOMEST shit I've ever seen NSFW. It contains four hentain clips where a son rapes him mom with his mom thinking that it's dad but dad's actually next to them sleeping.

http://www.hentaibam.com/424mi/tit02b2shmp.htm

It's not gross, it's just so damn funny.

[Kaeso]

I want to be a giant monkey. End of discussion.

[Sampler]

Ok... what? Whats with the impulsive change of clan name and style? I have heard several members here (in a recent thread I believe) express their hatred toward merc clans.
It also looks like someone put quite a bit of effort into the graphics and things for the DBC.
Is this some kind of joke, or is this real?

[Cidius]

Ok... what? Whats with the impulsive change of clan name and style? I have heard several members here (in a recent thread I believe) express their hatred toward merc clans.
It also looks like someone put quite a bit of effort into the graphics and things for the DBC.
Is this some kind of joke, or is this real?It's the real deal, if you didn't already know most of us here are ex-Dragonball Z game guild members. It was like five years ago, I think he got it wrong because I think we were the Z Warriors and not fighters.

Yea and we own that one anime site.

[Helgeran]

Ok... what? Whats with the impulsive change of clan name and style? I have heard several members here (in a recent thread I believe) express their hatred toward merc clans.
It also looks like someone put quite a bit of effort into the graphics and things for the DBC.
Is this some kind of joke, or is this real?
It is some kind of joke.

[Bashur]

I'm really f'ing confused...

[Isamael]

It's over 8999!11!1!11

This is some kind of joke, a bad one and I am not amused.
I might have considered it funny, had it not been staged by some fucking Thelemite.
Also I'm pissed because I was not Included.

I hope you get raped by your son.

[Red Morgan]

Ok... what? Whats with the impulsive change of clan name and style? I have heard several members here (in a recent thread I believe) express their hatred toward merc clans.
It also looks like someone put quite a bit of effort into the graphics and things for the DBC.
Is this some kind of joke, or is this real?

lolowned!

Now I need to grant some muthafuckin' wishes up in here!

[Zieen]

Did I just get called a Thelemite?

[Rufus]

.... lame

[Isamael]

Did I just get called a Thelemite?

Yes.

[Killuminati]

Wtf is going on? Did Morgan choke on a cock and die?

[scotw1t]

Hey hey hey n00b leadAr! I talked to j00 on vent last night when the guild was being rested from Red Morgan's unfit hands...except I'm Caser on there.

Get with the program or I'm not acknowledging you as leadAr.

[Metal Wolf]

Did I just get called a Thelemite?

As if we would associate with anyone nearly as respectable as you, fuckamabullshit.

[losinglife]

ahhhh ooook hahaha


i am out of the loop on this one. :guns:

[Zieen]

scotw1t (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=111) is hereby promoted to the rank of SSJ2.

A clerical error lead to the appointment of losinglife (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=128) to rank SSJ3. The error has been corrected and losinglife (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=128) is now rank SSJ2.

[Surly]

This is best for the Greater Good.

[losinglife]

scotw1t (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=111) is hereby promoted to the rank of SSJ2.

A clerical error lead to the appointment of losinglife (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=128) to rank SSJ3. The error has been corrected and losinglife (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=128) is now rank SSJ2.


you son of a bitch... i was hopin you didnt notice that :grrr:

[Isamael]

This is best for the Greater Good.

Have you been reading Harry Potter...?
'Cause if you have I might have to kick you in the groin...or Zieen, if you don't mind.

[Atnas]

You fools! The Anvil has already been taken over from the inside by us Swedes and we'll form a bastion of might against this threat. I'll construct a radar and search for the seven dragonballs in order to reverse time before the takeover!

All makt åt Tengil!

[Isamael]

I think they suspect me already, so I will have to work fast, Atnas!
Distract them with the Kikou-cannon, while I sneak up behind them and cut off their tails! Hurry!

[Cidius]

You fools! The Anvil has already been taken over from the inside by us Swedes and we'll form a bastion of might against this threat. I'll construct a radar and search for the seven dragonballs in order to reverse time before the takeover!

All makt åt Tengil!There's like 3 of you.

Isa, you, helg and...

And for the finns, there's wayne, me and leathe. And rkos I dunno is he in any guild.

[Helgeran]

There's a bunch of sleeper cells that are registered but nevers posts, at our command they'll unleash their fury with lethal precision.

[Isamael]

Allow me to put it in laymans terms for you poor fins; All your base, MF's...
...All your base.

[Cidius]

Allow me to put it in laymans terms for you poor fins; All your base, MF's...
...All your base.Yeah well Cats was cool but a faggot.

And the zig zag team won.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqjQhB3K4XY

[Atnas]

There's like 3 of you.

Isa, you, helg and...

And for the finns, there's wayne, me and leathe. And rkos I dunno is he in any guild.

You obviously haven't been on ventrilo.

[scotw1t]

You obviously haven't been on ventrilo.

That's what I'm saysin'.

[Mikee]

This is interesting.

[Rykros]

Have you been reading Harry Potter...?
'Cause if you have I might have to kick you in the groin...or Zieen, if you don't mind.

*shakes head*
Try Hot Fuzz

I'm saddened to see that like 50% of us apparently have no sense of humor

[scotw1t]

*shakes head*
Try Hot Fuzz

I'm saddened to see that like 50% of us apparently have no sense of humor

The Greater Good...

[losinglife]

wtf bbq

[Surly]

Have you been reading Harry Potter...?
'Cause if you have I might have to kick you in the groin...or Zieen, if you don't mind.
I've yet to crack the spine on a single Harry Potter novel. I don't even really know what they're about, except that the main character is Harry Potter and he does magic stuff.

[losinglife]

I've yet to crack the spine on a single Harry Potter novel. I don't even really know what they're about, except that the main character is Harry Potter and he does magic stuff.

all you need to know is HP universe is better than ours, and Hermoine is DOPEALICIOUS

[Surly]

Is that like heroin?

[losinglife]

it is once you hit it... best orgasm evar

[Surly]

I'm thinking about becoming a phrenologist.

[losinglife]

Im thinking about becoming a vaginologist

[Zieen]

all you need to know is HP universe is better than ours, and Hermoine is DOPEALICIOUS
I could make some joke about you being a pedophile, but I saw a picture of Miley Cyrus today and thought she was pretty hot. Then I found out she was only 14 and felt all dirty.

And Emma Watson has filled out quite well lol.

[losinglife]

SEEEEEE they are DOPE

[Helgeran]

I've yet to crack the spine on a single Harry Potter novel. I don't even really know what they're about, except that the main character is Harry Potter and he does magic stuff.
Rowling is very good at giving the reader what it wants, if you're a bullied geek/geekess that doesn't mind liberal amounts of cheese.

[Surly]

Rowling is very good at giving the reader what it wants, if you're a bullied geek/geekess that doesn't mind liberal amounts of cheese.Based on a couple of movie trailers I would imagine the plot is something like this:

Kid lives in reality but hates school 'cause the kids tease him and no one likes him. He's always been special, but no one really paid attention and he never got the credit for it. But one day he gets to go to a special, private school. Due to the copious amounts of psychoactive drugs he's on to numb the pain of a childhood that's left him scorned at the world, he passes out on the bus ride to the private school and imagines that he floats away to a land of magic and mystery where he gets to be part of an elite class of gifted children learning the ways of the dark arts. He goes on adventure after adventure, slowly realizing his confidence, and becoming the greatest wizard of all time at the end of a cataclysmic tale that leaves his magical world, and its school, in utter ruin. He returns to the real world a hero of the survivors, to take his place in life commanding the position he deserves among his fellow, normal, human beings.

And then he wakes up in a puddle of his own drool being hoisted up on a stretcher by paramedics who have just revived him from his OD.

[scotw1t]

Based on a couple of movie trailers I would imagine the plot is something like this:

Kid lives in reality but hates school 'cause the kids tease him and no one likes him. He's always been special, but no one really paid attention and he never got the credit for it. But one day he gets to go to a special, private school. Due to the copious amounts of psychoactive drugs he's on to numb the pain of a childhood that's left him scorned at the world, he passes out on the bus ride to the private school and imagines that he floats away to a land of magic and mystery where he gets to be part of an elite class of gifted children learning the ways of the dark arts. He goes on adventure after adventure, slowly realizing his confidence, and becoming the greatest wizard of all time at the end of a cataclysmic tale that leaves his magical world, and its school, in utter ruin. He returns to the real world a hero of the survivors, to take his place in life commanding the position he deserves among his fellow, normal, human beings.

And then he wakes up in a puddle of his own drool being hoisted up on a stretcher by paramedics who have just revived him from his OD.

Heh...that's probably the European version.

[Cidius]

Heh...that's probably the European version.Yea in the American version he's also fat.

[Bashur]

One of my favorite pass times is to look at the very first post in a topic, and then look at the last. Then I sit back and enjoy how much the topics changed.

And Surly, funny, you've obviously seen the movies.

[Isamael]

Yea in the American version he's also fat.

QFT

[Kailas]

ok woah woah woah how am I, Kailas, only SSJ2 and Mikee is SSJ3!? Rage is not a powerful enough word to describe the intense feeling of injustice right now.

jk I love you guys

[Bashur]

ok woah woah woah how am I, Kailas, only SSJ2 and Mikee is SSJ3!? Rage is not a powerful enough word to describe the intense feeling of injustice right now.

jk I love you guys

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[Rykros]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00_iYiqzwlc&mode=related&search=

I like that one better

[Kemeros]

The Z Fighters ... lol

[TangerineSky]

I was like WTF after reading that.....Been gone a while

[Lieal]

Kamehameha!

[Metal Wolf]

/\ random:thumb:

[arcturussage]

I'm all for this change in power. I have now spoken, move me up to SSJ2... what the fuck does SSJ stand for anyway?

[Garn]

what the fuck does SSJ stand for anyway?

Super Sausage Jam.

[Zieen]

This is SOOOO last week. I relinquished power back to Red Morgan after an unfortunate cheese incident and am now attempting to fuck things up on a smaller scale.

[Garn]

That wouldn't have happened if you trusted my advice to always carry a cheese grater with you.

[Zieen]

That wouldn't have happened if you trusted my advice to always carry a cheese grater with you.
Yeah yeah. Honestly, I think chewing would have sufficed. I mean, I ate a quarter wheel of cheese without chewing. The doctors said it was some of the worst intestinal hemorrhaging they'd ever seen.

[Bashur]

Yeah yeah. Honestly, I think chewing would have sufficed. I mean, I ate a quarter wheel of cheese without chewing. The doctors said it was some of the worst intestinal hemorrhaging they'd ever seen.

But the girls dig it, at least.

[Helgeran]

I shared half a wheel of brie with Isamaels mom. Why did you not chew btw? Even cheese you can swallow large chunks of (those italian ones kept in bags of fluid) without chewing you shouldn't because you miss so much of the flavor.

[Zieen]

But the girls dig it, at least.
Chicks do in fact dig scars. They just don't dig my massive colostomy bag. They had to cut out my small intestine.

[Bashur]

Chicks do in fact dig scars. They just don't dig my massive colostomy bag. They had to cut out my small intestine.

Hey hey, chicks dig colostomy bags, just check out my signature. That's me, baby, getting ready to get laid by the colostomy lovers society.:thumb:

[Kaeso]

Hey hey, chicks dig colostomy bags, just check out my signature. That's me, baby, getting ready to get laid by the colostomy lovers society.:thumb:

Just don't pop it.

[losinglife]

Just don't pop it.


that is gross hahahaa

[Rufus]

Just don't pop it.


Some chicks get off to being shit and pissed on. Popping a colostomy bag on one would be like both at once! Hell, she could take that shit with her when she's not near you for a quick feces fix.