I have a dream!

[Isamael]

When I fell asleep last night, the unruly mix of thoughts my troubled brain had concocted sent me through the looking glass.
Somehow, the dream I slowly drifted into was more than just a dream, there was not the lesbians, the prancing pink unicorns, the eternal beer-spring or the emancipation of normal dreams... No, this was something else entirely, for as the world around me dissolved completely and took a new shape...

The niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger beta was released.
Somehow, (Probably through clever political assassination of Surly) I was one of the first to grace the virgin fields of beta with my presence. And let me tell you, my friends and beggars; It was awesome.
It was the best game ever made, the entirety of its magnificence would almost wake me from my slumber...but I dreamt on, lingering on the fields for moments longer.
I was in school, logging into niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger Online from a free terminal in the library, people around me were amazed that I, someone from their midst, was IN the BETA!

Outside some kind of pallisade, an encampment of some kind, I spawned.
And my friends, I dare say I hold crucial, FIRST HAND INFORMATION about the world we're about to face....
It's a game unlike anything you've ever imagined....:smirk:


....And then I fucking woke up, I seriously dreamt about playing the niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger Beta and then I have to wake up!?
Thanks Morpheus, way to fucking go. For a few seconds after silencing the alarm-clock, I was in bliss, actually believing the Beta was released and I was in it. Ruined my day. :fuck you:

[Atnas]

I feel you man, I've dreamt about niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger- twice! What sucks is that both times it was so foggy I couldn't see anything and I think I was fighting Tasos but I couldn't tell because of the ruins.

[Sampler]

Thankfully for my sanity, I have not been cursed by dreams of niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger.
I hope the first time I see the game, it is actually real. That way I won't get a false sense of hope when I see the perfect game in my dream.

[Atnas]

Thankfully for my sanity, I have not been cursed by dreams of niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger.
I hope the first time I see the game, it is actually real. That way I won't get a false sense of hope when I see the perfect game in my dream.

The game was far from perfect in my dreams, maybe that was for the best though.

[Surly]

You ever seen Raising Arizona?

[Garn]

I've never dreamed about niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger either. The last dream I had involved small children frolicking around in red brick ruins and shooting each other with RPG rocket launchers.

[Isamael]

I don't remember many details, except those wide fields, the pallisade, and fighting someone.
Or being about to fight someone, probably Red Morgan, I seem to nurture a lot of wishes to hurt him after getting pwnzored so bad in Rune.
The graphics were nice though.

[Kaeso]

Is this what we have come to my fellows? Wet dreams about beta?

[Isamael]

Is this what we have come to my fellows? Wet dreams about beta?



Yes.

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[Wayne]

I've so far had 2 dreams about niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger.

Skeleton Liches are fucking hard to kill, I tell ya!

[Helgeran]

I've had one DF-beta dream and it was extremely mediocre :(

It felt kind of disconnected, probably because I was unconscious.

[Bashur]

I had one about a year ago... I can't remember exactly what it was about though. I do remember telling my friend about it, but I can't quite recall what I told him.. bah...

Dreaming of niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger... sounds like a band name or some other cool title.

[Cidius]

I've so far had 2 dreams about niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger.

Skeleton Liches are fucking hard to kill, I tell ya!I've actually had sex with a female one in a dream

but that was just because I was dreaming about some diablo dungeon shit and for some reason I decided to rape this ugly bitch

[stalwart]

i think most of us have had at least one dream about beta.

[Metal Wolf]

Does a dream about logging into the forum one day and seeing nothing but "LoL pwned newbs, there is no game!" in big red letters count? then yes I've had one as well.

[Killuminati]

I thought you were going to post about some nigra speech.

[Isamael]

I thought you were going to post about some nigra speech.

Obviously, that was the point, but Evidently I did not.
I did, however, make references to the speech in the text.

[Killuminati]

Obviously, that was the point, but Evidently I did not.
I did, however, make references to the speech in the text.

hah, nigra lubber

[Isamael]

hah, nigra lubber

Sorry, didn't realise you were from texas.

[Killuminati]

Sorry, didn't realise you were from texas.

Watcha talkn bout coon

[Bashur]

As everyone knows, I'm of colored origin, and I'm offended by this thread... could you guys please stop? It's not that funny.