I was drunk for 3 days

[stalwart]

I do believe I'm an alcoholic.

More or less, if it's Friday, you can count on my reponses to be posted from within a drunken haze at least until mid-day on Monday (I'm hung over and tired as hell as we speak).

There is no other point to this thread.

[Cidius]

I do believe I'm an alcoholic.

More or less, if it's Friday, you can count on my reponses to be posted from within a drunken haze at least until mid-day on Monday (I'm hung over and tired as hell as we speak).

There is no other point to this thread.I feel you bro, I've had times like that.

All my money goes to expensive drinks, even though I could just buy cheap beer and get something else.

I've cut it down now though, I just had a little rush since I just moved to my own place.

[stalwart]

oh no. i spend at most 10 dollars total a week on a 1.75L of vodka. cheap is the way to go.

[Cidius]

Uh man I just realized that I don't have any money.

And I've tried some very strange stuff now, I've turned to a fucken french guy sniffing his glass and taking a little sip when trying to get the taste.

Fucken coffee liquor sucks man.

[Metal Wolf]

Whats the longest period you've ever had a hangover for?

[Fylraen]

oh no. i spend at most 10 dollars total a week on a 1.75L of vodka. cheap is the way to go.


Yes, that is alcoholism.

[Cidius]

Whats the longest period you've ever had a hangover for?I once went to shit when I was pretty wasted, I fell asleep on the toilet and the next morning I found myself on the floor covered in shit (well it just felt like that because I had managed to get it all on my lap).

[Metal Wolf]

That is almost impressive, and must have involved a handstand.

[Cidius]

That is almost impressive, and must have involved a handstand.
I'm pretty suspicious about this, I assume somebody had thrown my own poo on me.

Yes I was at a local... like a building that's like a club but doesn't serve beer or anything and doesn't have any bouncers or owners but does give bands the ability to play in front of an audience. But it's not like full of drunk people vomiting everywhere, even the bathrooms are kinda clean. And yea it's not just a building with walls and a door, it does have some class. Some kids come by sometimes and we sell em beer and stuff for a bigger price because we get pretty good profit from that. And no they don't let minors in, they have these 2 guys taking turns at the entrance (I dunno wtf they do, maybe they're the bouncers).

[Duervar]

oh no. i spend at most 10 dollars total a week on a 1.75L of vodka. cheap is the way to go.

Don't tell me you buy Skol.

That was the worst decision I have made in my life ever....

[Kaeso]

Two words

Dark Eyes


Nasty shit ever 5 dollars for like a gallon.

[Duervar]

Two words

Dark Eyes


Nasty shit ever 5 dollars for like a gallon.


I wonder how many people have permanent hangovers from shit like that.

[Kaeso]

The liquor is actually called dark eyes vodka. It is the best if you need a fix. It is marketed to alcoholics on the verge of going to a pharmacy and buying mouthwash and Nyquil

[Rufus]

The liquor is actually called dark eyes vodka. It is the best if you need a fix. It is marketed to alcoholics on the verge of going to a pharmacy and buying mouthwash and Nyquil



It's probably cheaper to buy Dark Eyes than it is to buy nyquil...

[Duervar]

It's probably cheaper to buy Dark Eyes than it is to buy nyquil...

Nyquil is like $150 a gallon isn't it?

I remember that from one of those chain e-mails you get that tries to convince you how cheap gas is compared to everyday items we buy like water($10-21 a gallaon).

[stalwart]

i either buy smirnoff vodka or mccormick's or one that is called "crystal palace"

but good god, i'll never drink skol.

skol is just awful stuff.

[Spikey]

Christ, if I could be bothered I would get some links for some drunk posts I made on the DF forums to get me banned. Oh god they were awesome.

[Metal Wolf]

you've nothing but disappointed me since those stopped.

[Spikey]

I can't drink as much now because the only alcohol I enjoy is cider, everything else makes me feel bloated. And because I drink so much cider it's started to rot my teeth and I get constant toothache now. it sucks :(

[Metal Wolf]

just go to moonshine already, it'll get rid of that pesky tooth problem.

[Wayne]

I can't drink as much now because the only alcohol I enjoy is cider, everything else makes me feel bloated. And because I drink so much cider it's started to rot my teeth and I get constant toothache now. it sucks :(

Squeeze some lemon into your cider, that'll help.

[Atnas]

Squeeze some lemon into your cider, that'll help.

In what scientists believe is a miracle?

[Cidius]

In what scientists believe is a miracle?
the size of my penis?

[Rufus]

just go to moonshine already, it'll get rid of that pesky tooth problem.

Yeah, no teeth, no toothaches!

[losinglife]

I just farted

[Kaeso]

I just farted

Can't smell any worse than YOU ALREADY DO!

[losinglife]

Can't smell any worse than YOU ALREADY DO!

well if you wouldnt sit so close then i wouldnt smell so bad

[Chamoke]

I forgot and then noticed losinglife is in the clan.

[Kaeso]

Moonshine Rocks btw. It cleans grease off of engines AND Gets you totally fucking hammered (see: Dead)

[Fylraen]

I can't drink as much now because the only alcohol I enjoy is cider, everything else makes me feel bloated. And because I drink so much cider it's started to rot my teeth and I get constant toothache now. it sucks :(


Try brushing your goddamn teeth, you limey bastard.

[Garn]

Try brushing your goddamn teeth, you limey bastard.

Brushing teeth is for stinky Americans.

[Cidius]

I dunno about you but I brush my teeth each morning and evening, and chew xylitol gum after each meal/lunch. If you don't know what xylitol is then you're a moron.

[Cidius]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6954562.stm

[Bashur]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6954562.stm

I bet the dudes up in heaven ( HEAVEN LAWL ) lookin' down.

"Holy shit... dude, dude, that's my gum! ... Wow... thank god I didn't swallow that thing..."

[stalwart]

Moonshine Rocks btw. It cleans grease off of engines AND Gets you totally fucking hammered (see: Dead)



it put me into the hospital. 4 shots of cornshine... a bottle of crown, and a few beer bongs of beer.

[scotw1t]

I went to class the other day buzzing...It was cool because I only had one class...and it completely took off the edge of French class.

*Edit*

Class, class, class!!!

[Cidius]

This is the thousandth post of the frosty wombat inn.

[Garn]

Your mom is the thousandth post of the frosty wombat inn.

[Cidius]

Your mom is the thousandth post of the frosty wombat inn.mortal wombat kombat

dadadada daaddaaddaaddaaddaa daadaadaa daaddaaddaaddaaddaa daadaadaa

I don't remember the tune and I just made this shit up

[Garn]

NOYOURMOM

[Cidius]

NOYOURMOMhaha beat ya I edited it and now you have a post that makes no sense

and I quoted you now

[Garn]

now you have a post that makes no sense

Huh? "Your mom" always (or maybe never?) makes sense. That somewhat belittles your victory.

[Cidius]

your mom is so ugly people worship her as cthulhu

your mom is so fat people take photos of them crossing her GMT line

[Garn]

This gets old and boring fast.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/62/Cthulhu_and_R'lyeh.jpg


Edit: The your-mom-thing I mean.






Penis

[Cidius]

ok I'll post lol cthulhu pics

http://lolthulhu.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/arwedda-fish-god_cult.png

http://lolthulhu.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/arwedda-ur_sanity.jpg

[Cidius]

and now touching jolie's boobs, the dude's like "aww yeah bebbeeh", the guy below is jealous

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_03/jolieMS2209_468x600.jpg

"fucken copycat", "waa thee fooock you hav a problm with meh bytch?"

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/JolibagSP0907_468x684.jpg

[Cidius]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_03/awillisMS2209_468x416.jpghttp://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_03/chawnerPA2109_228x424.jpg

[Garn]

lol, you could use the left picture for a lot of collaborations.

[stalwart]

I'M FUCKED UP~!@$<>?T$MGKLZSDMFASKLWMFASKLDMFKLFDM

[Kaeso]

I'M FUCKED UP~!@$<>?T$MGKLZSDMFASKLWMFASKLDMFKLFDM

/applause

[Cidius]

I posted pics where that guy looks at a woman with a strap-on.

And later he looks at Vin Diesel in a revealing wife beater shirt.

[Metal Wolf]

/applause
:merriment:

[stalwart]

aiight. i'm still drunk from last night.


and they wont recognize my ramblings in vent. they keep trying to ignore me so they can play their game.

[Metal Wolf]

Thats different from normal how?

[Kaeso]

They pay attention to me when drunk because I scream, Learn this deceptive tactic.

[TangerineSky]

I do believe I'm an alcoholic.

More or less, if it's Friday, you can count on my reponses to be posted from within a drunken haze at least until mid-day on Monday (I'm hung over and tired as hell as we speak).

There is no other point to this thread.
Your not an alcoholic....alcoholics go to meetings. You're a drunk.

[Metal Wolf]

You know what sucks about getting drunk in the woods?

Thinking you left your car in town, stumbling through the woods drunk to the town 20 miles away and sobering up just as you get to the said fucking town. Only to realize your fucking car is back at the campsite 20 god damn miles away.

So how was yalls weakened? Mine went pretty well aside from booze endued forced march and stumbling across two skunks getting the funk on in the ass middle of nowhere.

[scotw1t]

They pay attention to me when drunk because I scream, Learn this deceptive tactic.

Haha...that was chuckle inducing.