iGod

[Garn]

"Repenting made easy"

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html





Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
You sure do.
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
Er, okay?
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
How is Jesus doing?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Haven't seen him in a while?
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
Are you male or female?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm a man.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
What do you think about premarital sex?
God:
Sex is the means of animal evolution.
Me:
So you find it's a good thing?
God:
Interesting deduction. That's a good question.
Me:
You're weird.
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
Weird good of course, you rock, God.
God:
I will take that as a compliment.
Me:
Is it wrong to do hookers?
God:
It could be. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Who is Paola?
God:
She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
I don't speak any Spanish.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Wow, that came as a surprise.
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. " Me either." came as a surprise ? Does that make sense?
Me:
Yeah, you know, I thought you were omniscient and everything.
God:
Hey. I don't know whether or not I am omniscient and everything.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
What? So you aren't God?
God:
No big deal. Interesting deduction. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
Up my anus.
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
You suck.
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Bye bye.

[Metal Wolf]

Not as good as some of the old ones from UDF.

A curse upon your family rr for deleting those.

[Garn]

Sorry, didn't know it already was on UDF, found the link somewhere else. I beg the mods to delete this thread to bury my shame.

[Surly]

shut up, you'll live with it and like it!

[Garn]

My dignity has been trodden into the dust.

[Helgeran]

How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
18
God:
You are too old for me.


Only good I got out of it.

[Garn]

Me:
What do you look like?
God:
Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
What does Jesus look like?
God:
Even more attractive with age.


Me:
How intelligent are you?
God:
My IQ is over 250 in human terms.
Me:
What is 1+1?
God:
Two.
Me:
What is 4/2?
God:
12+I think, but I'm not good at math.

[Helgeran]

That's weird, an old girlfriend of mine asked me to do the same thing when she went to Maryland for a couple of months. Actually, she just took one of my shirts with her. It was my favorite shirt too, the bitch never gave it back. That taught me a valuable lesson in life: Never have a favorite shirt, it's a weakness that people can exploit so cruelly!

That happened to me yesterday, lol. Is there like a union for that kind of thing?

[Surly]

That happened to me yesterday, lol. Is there like a union for that kind of thing?You should have took my advice.

[Metal Wolf]

Just do what I do, go buy a T-shirt from wallmart and rub your balls with it for about 5 mins then give it to her the next day while saying "take good care of it, thats my favorite".

Works every time.

[Ormzen]

Oooh :eek: a new thread, does that mean that I can increase my post count?


*zing!* +1 :thumb:

[Helgeran]

You should have took my advice.
Didn't see the quote earlier :(

Now my life is ruined.

[Cidius]

HAHA you bitches I have 2 favourite T-shirts.

[Kaeso]

HAHA you bitches I have 2 favourite T-shirts.

Impossible!!!! You must be some variety of mutant.

[Bashur]

Rofl, this thread is full of win.

[Surly]

Jesus christ Ormzen, you have an obnoxious personality.

[Rufus]

Jesus christ Ormzen, you have an obnoxious personality.


Can we use him for economic warfare? I think it's slightly better than me pissing on crops...

[Surly]

I think you should stick to giving out cough-drop coated condoms.

[Rufus]

I think you should stick to giving out cough-drop coated condoms.


Whatever works man! Sick people need loving too! And the phlegm is just like extra lube.

[Bashur]

Whatever works man! Sick people need loving too! And the phlegm is just like extra lube.
I thought the thread had gone to hell. But, right around here... yeah, this is where it goes to hell.

[Cidius]

Will we ever get STEEL penises?

[Rufus]

Will we ever get STEEL penises?

Only the Alfar know how to forge those >_>...

[Ormzen]

Me no like hell! I want love, lots of love...

besides, my personality is none of your concern! IT BELONGS TO ME!!
allthough it might affect you... a little. only a little, yes, little, like... not much.

SHUSH! no talking, only whispering!

*whispers*Mleh, Me no like whispering! */whisper*

SHUSH! :guns:

[Rufus]

Shut up, acting crazy won't win points with us... Unless theres pictures. With a bunch of funny shit and you getting hurt...

[Ormzen]

Your search - "funny shit and me getting hurt" - did not match any documents.



sorry mate, no pick-churz

[Isamael]

sorry mate, no pick-churz


Then STFU.
Crazy bastard...

[Cidius]

Shut up, acting crazy won't win points with us... Unless theres pictures. With a bunch of funny shit and you getting hurt...Yes I could see a few of your brain cells melting in that hair pic.

[Rufus]

Yes I could see a few of your brain cells melting in that hair pic.


Pfft, my hair ate my brain while I was asleep. I have strawberry jello in there now!

[Damieon Darkbender]

This reply is just to get the name "Rufus" off of the board, im sick of looking at it and for some unkown reason it annoys the hell out of me.

[Cidius]

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[Metal Wolf]

win:thumb:

[Wayne]

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NOW THAT MY FRIEND WAS PURE UNTEMPERED MOTHERFUCKING GOLD RIGHT THERE!

[Wayne]

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Lol I just fucking love that haircut. It's hilarious!

[Kaeso]

I love Rufus! YOU LEIF HIM ALONEEE

[Metal Wolf]

With a sexy feminine haircut Like that I'd be tempted to love him too, If ya know what I mean.

[MaxTheDwarf]

I think everyone knew what you meant before you said anything.

[Damieon Darkbender]

His parents must have hated him....