Public Apology

[Spinewire]

I would like to retract my previous statement about Red Morgan spending all the guilds hard earned money on Hay and stating it was 200k instead of the perfectly reasonable 40k. It was not funny or clever and I understand that now... He is a good leader and only has our best interests at heart.

I did not understand that we needed the hay to complete the look of the guild house and it was a vital component to our success in this game.

I am also sorry I did not follow your rules and walked into the upstairs room without turning around 3 times and touching my nose twice while on one leg, or whatever it was you said in that thread that no one is reading.

With all that now behind us I humbly request that you stop stuffing my house with random critters and leave me to macro my character instead of beating me to death on my doorstep and chasing my PvE character around all night then refusing to rez me like some honourless gayboy and forcing me to use my stuck command, relocate my house and generally slow my progress in this game.

P.S. Could you buy me some regs?

[Durthar]

Very interesting story, will there be another episode?

[Spinewire]

If there is it will involve my 7xGM char ramming his poisoned hally right up Reds arsehole in an act of glorious revenge and reclaiming my pilfered regs...

Maybe I will seduce brilliant with an alt and post screen shots of me cybering her in the guildhouse upstairs with the door open.

[treefingers]

...and that night another brother bear were born, for what purpose might this one serve? the townsfolk were left to ponder.

[Gromit]

Soppy cunt

You should tell red he's a faggot for wasting money on hay for beggertown which is also a faggot name. Dead Nigger Storage was better and everyone agreed.

[stalwart]

several people enjoy filling my house full of shit as well. i've just given up and leave it there.


beating me to death on my doorstep and chasing my PvE character around all night then refusing to rez me like some honourless gayboy and forcing me to use my stuck command

red did that? lol, what a fag.

[Spinewire]

I had to get monte to rez me the first time, who as been powerleveling his magery on the sly. Second time he killed me when I was logged out. He is lucky that I had no wrestling and only 46 magery.

[stalwart]

he was bragging about how he found your new house (right next to your old one) and had changed the label to "Frank" or something.

meh, with red and surly (especially surly), they'll fuck with you all day and find it hilarious... do the slightest thing to them (including making fun of their hay and not entering the room correctly) and they'll go insane with rage.

you should listen to me and surly play killing floor.

edit: even though as i get better, he tends to kill me less.

[Spinewire]

Hahaha I am glad he found it, the move was for comedic value.

Hence calling it franks...

He shouldn't be bragging about it tho, it is about 4 screens away and had me macroing inside it, even Columbo would have spotted it.

[Lily]

you should listen to me and surly play killing floor.

edit: even though as i get better, he tends to kill me less.

I don't think I've ever played with you. We should have a game sometime :)

[Goobles]

several people enjoy filling my house full of shit as well. i've just given up and leave it there.


i put fish in your house once because your sign said my fellow co-owner was a fag

and as for people putting shit in your house spinewire it could always be stalwart since you posted a picture of yourself putting crap in his house

[Surly]

he was bragging about how he found your new house (right next to your old one) and had changed the label to "Frank" or something.

meh, with red and surly (especially surly), they'll fuck with you all day and find it hilarious... do the slightest thing to them (including making fun of their hay and not entering the room correctly) and they'll go insane with rage.

you should listen to me and surly play killing floor.

edit: even though as i get better, he tends to kill me less.
lol, the only reason i kill you less in killing floor is because you walk in front of me while i'm shooting less.

[Spinewire]

I just moved the stuff in stalwarts house for more effective coverage...

[stalwart]

lol, the only reason i kill you less in killing floor is because you walk in front of me while i'm shooting less.

i'm pretty terrible, i'll admit. however, there was a streak when i first started playing where you just raped me with a knife every 2 seconds. i lol about it nowadays.


I just moved the stuff in stalwarts house for more effective coverage...

nigger! i shall join red in his crusade to rape you.




and goobles that's bullshit. i'm constantly finding shit spread throughout my house. and it's typically fish.

[Red Morgan]

I'm glad that you've finally come around to your senses!

[niccoli]

lol, the only reason i kill you less in killing floor is because you walk in front of me while i'm shooting less.

This was the first thought that came to mind.


i'm pretty terrible, i'll admit. however, there was a streak when i first started playing where you just raped me with a knife every 2 seconds. i lol about it nowadays.

I think that's a standard hazing ritual.

[Goobles]

and goobles that's bullshit. i'm constantly finding shit spread throughout my house. and it's typically fish.

I haven't logged in since the day I did it

sorry m8, but your secret admirer is somebody else.