Uzik, Herder of Cats...

[Uzik]

Slayer of Rats, Bane of Birds, Reviled by all Rodents.

I have come to this new world with the intention of being the most powerful cat herder. My prowess is growing with each day and soon I will be unmatched.

If you know any great places for me to acquire new cats and hunt lots of rats, please let me know.

[Kran De Loy]

nigger

[Spinewire]

I remember the duels me and slugys use to have with other friends of ours. I would summon a load of random animals tell them to stay and then invis them. They would come round and we would start to fight then BANG! Nature would strike! They usually got dispelled in pretty short order but the cats were great at interrupting mages.

[Strongaxe]

Im in. Hammer is going to be the best at this game as well it seems.

[Surly]

NIGGERS

[Goobles]

why are barnacles on that penis

[Spinewire]

I did wonder wtf was going on with it

[Tetsu]

thats not normal?

[Strongaxe]

thats not normal?

You better rap it up on our date.

[Tetsu]

is shit i forgot about that. weekend after next?

[Spinewire]

i like it... it's like it's studded for her pleasure, i'm going ot get one

[Lily]

I think I've seen pics of similar before and thought it didn't look too healthy. Presumed it was some kind of weird effect of how you yanks chop things around. I'd certainly hesitate before I let it anywhere near me.

[LordTenacious]

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/2707/1264712406063.gif

[Uzik]

That picture disturbs me more than anything I've seen on these forums.


Anyways, I think we should all RP more and do cool stuff like herd cats.

[losinglife]

wtfkllolololo

[slugys]

i think thats genital warts chaps.

hf with you're gw fishcock.

[Kietharr]

Eh, it's a bit extreme but those little bumps aren't abnormal on a circumcised dick, that's a lot of them but if you examine your cock closely enough most men will see them.

It's like bumps on the nipple, you don't see them in those photoshopped titty pics but they're there.

[Rains Torme]

Yeah, but those ones are definitely bigger than average. Probably from beating it too much.

[Surly]

Eh, it's a bit extreme but those little bumps aren't abnormal on a circumcised dick, that's a lot of them but if you examine your cock closely enough most men will see them.

It's like bumps on the nipple, you don't see them in those photoshopped titty pics but they're there.
i have no such bumps at all, that shit's disgusting. they need to scrape it the fuck off with a razor.

[Goobles]

Eh, it's a bit extreme but those little bumps aren't abnormal on a circumcised dick, that's a lot of them but if you examine your cock closely enough most men will see them.

It's like bumps on the nipple, you don't see them in those photoshopped titty pics but they're there.

no fucking chance in hell i bet you could run your thumb along that and make pus come out and shit

[Uzik]

no fucking chance in hell i bet you could run your thumb along that and make pus come out and shit

That had to be some kind of STD.


Anyways, this thread is about fucking herding cats and killing rodents. So get back on topic niggers.

[treefingers]

reroll with 50 magery 50 hiding you can be my extra backpack

[Lily]

Eh, it's a bit extreme but those little bumps aren't abnormal on a circumcised dick, that's a lot of them but if you examine your cock closely enough most men will see them.

It's like bumps on the nipple, you don't see them in those photoshopped titty pics but they're there.

With the nipple thing, all depends how cold it is.

[Thatcher]

With the nipple thing, all depends how cold it is.

Demonstration?

[Kran De Loy]

no fucking chance in hell i bet you could run your thumb along that and make pus come out and shit
This.

i have no such bumps at all, that shit's disgusting. they need to scrape it the fuck off with a razor.
Fuck! If I had those I'd fucking razor them off myself.


Also,



With the nipple thing, all depends how cold it is.Demonstration?
This.

[Atnas]

Crazy old cat lady, except he's a man! I like the sound of it!

[Omley Boozebeard]

Those bumps are actually totally normal circumcised or not. Maybe most peoples aren't that big though. I saw in on embarassing illnesses :dwarf:

I had never noticed them till I saw the show and then went and looked.

[Spinewire]

Fuck off lumpy cock the fact it was on a show called "embarassing illnesses" should alert you to the fact thats some freaky shit.

P.S. That show is for women to make the feel better about their bodies, stop watching it.

[Omley Boozebeard]

Fuck off lumpy cock the fact it was on a show called "embarassing illnesses" should alert you to the fact thats some freaky shit.

P.S. That show is for women to make the feel better about their bodies, stop watching it.

Ya cause he went on thinking it was an illness and the doctor told him it was normal.

Mine look nothing like that though, they are super tiny.

[Spinewire]

just like the rest of it

[Omley Boozebeard]

http://www.emysmalldick.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/smallest-dick-in-world.jpg

[Lily]

Those bumps are actually totally normal circumcised or not. Maybe most peoples aren't that big though. I saw in on embarassing illnesses :dwarf:

I had never noticed them till I saw the show and then went and looked.

I'll have to look closer at the next one I see. Got me curious now.

[Motavia]

http://www.emysmalldick.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/smallest-dick-in-world.jpg

That has to be fake...

Edit: Or he has a malady of some sort.

[Spinewire]

if i was ever going to get raped by someone i would want it to be him

[Thatcher]

just like the rest of it
zwnt

[Lily]

Ya cause he went on thinking it was an illness and the doctor told him it was normal.

Mine look nothing like that though, they are super tiny.

So, I was looking at the wikipedia article on the penis (don't ask), and under variations noticed it had "Pearly penile papules are raised bumps of somewhat paler color around the base of the glans and are normal." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_papillaris_genitalis lo and behold, same pic.

[treefingers]

So, I was looking at the wikipedia article on the penis (don't ask)

proof chicks like peckers with spikes

[Matriel]

if i was ever going to get raped by someone i would want it to be him

[niccoli]

So, I was looking at the wikipedia article on the penis (don't ask), and under variations noticed it had "Pearly penile papules are raised bumps of somewhat paler color around the base of the glans and are normal." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_papillaris_genitalis lo and behold, same pic.

PPP'd for her pleasure...