The Beggartown Guildhouse

[Red Morgan]

The Guildhouse design is complete! Now, we need to have the talk. The security talk. Please make it a habit that you use "detect hidden" after any time the front door is opened. People are incredibly dedicated to burgling houses (http://forum.uosecondage.com/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=12633) on this shard, and we've had several attempts made already. Even if you have zero skill, it will never fail to reveal in a house you are friended to.

If you are opening a locked door, be very thorough in how you go about doing it. First, stand directly in front of the door, use the locked down key to unlock it, open the door, then use the key to lock it again. Then, take two steps into the door and close it behind you. When you leave the room, the door will lock itself behind you, just make sure you close it as you leave.

If you see any suspicious/aggressive strangers, use "I ban thee" to kick them out of the house and ban all the players on their account. Remember that each player can have 3 accounts, so you may not be rid of them the first time around.

Avoid marking runes directly here, unless you keep them in a secured container.


http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x145/drunkenbeggarclan/house1.jpg

First Floor

The South room, or The Drunkery, is open to the public. Friendly or curious strangers are welcome here and may help themselves to our free booze (found in the keg on the bar) and loose women. Runebooks are available to Cities/Dungeons. There is a secure crate behind the bar, which I'm going to use as my personal stash, so stay the fuck away from it!

The North room, or The DANGER Room, is low to medium security. It should be left unlocked, unless you wish to AFK macro safely or whatever. The key is located on the rune shelf in the South Room. Use this room for training and buggering young lads in private. There is a small forge set up on the Southeast corner and training dummies North of that. You will find 2 secured crates on the North wall, which are designated for general guild use and a third one by the forge for niggerniggerniggerniggerniggersmithing/tinkering/carpentry.

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x145/drunkenbeggarclan/house2.jpg

Second Floor

The South room, or The Kitchen or Brilliant's New Home, is low security. It is equipped with an oven, water trough, loom and spinning wheel. There is a secured crate in the Southwest corner for Cooking/Tailoring/Alchemy/Inscription.

The North room, or Morgan's Chamber of Arcane Carnal Pleasures and Gold, is MAXIMUM SECURITY. Do not fucking go in there!!! Anyone showing too much interest in this room will be killed on site! The door is to be locked at all times, as it will be our storage area for locked down crates. Locked down items can be stolen from, and the containers in here will contain the lion's share of our treasure hoard. The only exception to this is if you need impromptu storage for large amounts of valuable items, such as spoils from an IDOC, in which case you should take every security precaution possible. We may also need to have magic items ID'd in which characters with identify will get special access.

[Gromit]

Should have called it Dead Nigga Storage.

[losinglife]

so 2nd floor north room is were i should head to first when i log in? cool cool

[Villa]

Too much paranoia IMO
Set 'remove thyself' or 'i ban thee' to a key combo for speed of use.

[stalwart]

my miner has gm stealth, hide, item ID and arms lore.

[Spinewire]

Cookie?

I am going to use my own house as if forgetting to lock a door will result in us being robbed blind I am not going to run the risk.

[Motavia]

Cookie?

I am going to use my own house as if forgetting to lock a door will result in us being robbed blind I am not going to run the risk.

Nah, you can use the house for some stuff. If you forget to lock the downstairs back room it will just result in the macroers getting killed. Which isn't that big of a deal.

[Spinewire]

I think we should have an accountant, as Reds expenditure on house fuff is reaching critical levels.

200K+ for hay?

FUCKING HAY RED!
ITS FUCKING HAY!
IT DOES NOT EVEN LOOK GOOD!

You should have brought everyone a house and charged them rent and set them as co-owners. RPing a repo man to come take some of there stuff would have been amusing.

Fucking hay.... That could have gone towards my tower fund.

[Surly]

lol faggots

[stalwart]

Red spent 200k on hay? no way... i thought it was like wheat, and not a rare.

red made all the money, so it's really his to spend in whatever douchebag way he wants, i guess. TF might have helped.

[Red Morgan]

Well it was more like 40k on the hay! Which is more than what you poor motherfuckers will make in a week. :thumb:

[Spinewire]

Poor monte is sleeping rough, but as long as you have hay for your show home then I guess thats alright.

[LordTenacious]

Monte always get fucked by the clan imo.

[Tetsu]

Monte always get fucked by the clan imo.

[Kailas]

http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/system/profile/icon/4666/big/HANK_AND_RAGE_FACE_fin.jpg

LOCK THE DOOOOOR!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3RaELGHa1vU/SwIa5dqmaxI/AAAAAAAAB60/PRwXpigsLxw/s1600/RageFace.jpg
FUCKING LOCK THE DOOR!
http://www.bradsbin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/rage_face.jpg
I'M RED MORGAN FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAH!

[Villa]

Well it was more like 40k on the hay! Which is more than what you poor motherfuckers will make in a week. :thumb:
*waits for obligatory Tetsu post, chastising the working classes*

[Tetsu]

plebs

[Rougie]

People are incredibly dedicated to burgling houses (http://forum.uosecondage.com/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=12633)on this shard

Is there a beggar-burglar division, or is that against beggar ethics? :confused:

[Thatcher]

Is there a beggar-burglar division, or is that against beggar ethics? :confused:
We're working on it.

[Gromit]

Should have called it Dead Nigga Storage.

[Vattic]

i'm macroing up my stealing in the south room right now because i don't have permission to use the key to get to the north room and bugger my packhorse. or so the system message tells me. i'm poor as hell, at any rate, and can't afford more empty bottles, so if someone wants to loan me some i will be most grateful. when i join the thieves guild and proceed to pulling off heists, you will all be remembered.

also, while in Britain, near the bank, someone named the Good Toiny, or Honorable Toiny or something like that, started to attack me and my pack horse for no good reason. after a quick "lol, wtf" i called the guards on his ass, who lightning bolted him into oblivion. i was rewarded with an orc helm, some bone leggings, and a magic butcher knife that raises my tactics by 15 or so points, and a magic kite shield. not too bad for just wandering around.

am i to assume he was just a random crazy, or have we started to make enemies as a guild already?

ciao.

[Spades]

I came back from macroing to find myself dead. Did someone leave the door open?

[Red Morgan]

i'm macroing up my stealing in the south room right now because i don't have permission to use the key to get to the north room and bugger my packhorse. or so the system message tells me. i'm poor as hell, at any rate, and can't afford more empty bottles, so if someone wants to loan me some i will be most grateful. when i join the thieves guild and proceed to pulling off heists, you will all be remembered.

also, while in Britain, near the bank, someone named the Good Toiny, or Honorable Toiny or something like that, started to attack me and my pack horse for no good reason. after a quick "lol, wtf" i called the guards on his ass, who lightning bolted him into oblivion. i was rewarded with an orc helm, some bone leggings, and a magic butcher knife that raises my tactics by 15 or so points, and a magic kite shield. not too bad for just wandering around.

am i to assume he was just a random crazy, or have we started to make enemies as a guild already?

ciao.

I just friended you to the house. Feel free to loot my chest out behind the bar for money. Not sure if there's any left in there, but help yourself!

[Uzik]

Do you have somewhere I can bring my cats and sheep?

http://forums.anvilsociety.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=766&stc=1&d=1265997827

[niccoli]

Should have called it Dead Nigga Storage.

How long do bodies hang around after someone has been killed? Can you lock them down in a home like objects. In which case I'd be happy to make a DNS once I have a house. Can fill it up with all kinds of niggerniggerniggerniggernigger bodies if they stick around long enough. ;) If we have to continually refresh the bodies, then fuck that.

I guess it could be a bunch of body parts instead, but that doesn't quite do it right.

[niccoli]

The new guild house is pretty cool, I guess I should swing by there again sometime. :D

[Vattic]

I just friended you to the house. Feel free to loot my chest out behind the bar for money. Not sure if there's any left in there, but help yourself!
thanks, Red!

[losinglife]

Do you have somewhere I can bring my cats and sheep?

http://forums.anvilsociety.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=766&stc=1&d=1265997827




lolololol what the hell does a sheppard do in UO that is of importance?

[Uzik]

lolololol what the hell does a sheppard do in UO that is of importance?


Umm, you herd legions of battle cats that devour their enemy's eyes. Duh?

[Spinewire]

I really want to drop a blade spirit on them

[DR.NUMBERS]

I'VE READ THIS THREAD.


Love,

NUMBERS

[Vattic]

doesn't do you any good if you don't remember it, dumbass.

[DR.NUMBERS]

doesn't do you any good if you don't remember it, dumbass.


Fag. Not remembering the location of a sewing box doesn't mean I don't know security protocol.

[Vattic]

ok, the dude named "Chamber" macroing in the training room is one of my alts, so please don't kill em or anything. thanks guys.

[Motavia]

Red - The weapons and armor upstairs are now arranged in a manageable way. The GM weapons and armor are in the top couple crates in the crate stack on the west side of the high security room. The magic weapons, armor, and clothing are all now located in the two shipwreck chests in the northeast corner of the high security room.

Just makin' sure you don't think someone robbed us when you go upstairs to poke around.

[Red Morgan]

Red - The weapons and armor upstairs are now arranged in a manageable way. The GM weapons and armor are in the top couple crates in the crate stack on the west side of the high security room. The magic weapons, armor, and clothing are all now located in the two shipwreck chests in the northeast corner of the high security room.

Just makin' sure you don't think someone robbed us when you go upstairs to poke around.

Great, that should be a big help! Thanks a lot!

[Villa]

FFS someone friend me already.

[Villa]

OMG Motavia nob, open the door and let me in.

[Motavia]

Great, that should be a big help! Thanks a lot!

Npnp.


OMG Motavia nob, open the door and let me in.

I left my house unlocked...

[Villa]

It's OK, cos I realised I didn't have any more regs to macro with, so went and played Heroes of Might & Magic III.
My Rampart army > all.

[Motavia]

It's OK, cos I realised I didn't have any more regs to macro with, so went and played Heroes of Might & Magic III.
My Rampart army > all.

That's cool. And doesn't change the fact that I left my door unlocked.

[Garn]

I went and played Heroes of Might & Magic III.

Damn, you Muslims do ignore everything modern and all technological progress.

[DR.NUMBERS]

Damn, you Muslims do ignore everything modern and all technological progress.

Its the best one.

[Villa]

I would like to add that an army made up of Golden Dragons plus Elven Archers pwns all, especially when you add Dendroid Soldiers on defensive stance to soak up all the damage.

Also, someone fucking friend my chars to that guild house already and loan me some regs (or money for regs) so I can complete stage 1 of my project to open a Mosque in beggar town.

[Thatcher]

I would like to add that an army made up of Golden Dragons plus Elven Archers pwns all, especially when you add Dendroid Soldiers on defensive stance to soak up all the damage.

Also, someone fucking friend my chars to that guild house already and loan me some regs (or money for regs) so I can complete stage 1 of my project to open a Mosque in beggar town.

Only Red can do it. Talk to him.

[Villa]

Only Red can do it. Talk to him.
He ignores my PMs.
I think he hates muslims because they are right wing.

[Lily]

Don't you both have to be online at the same time to get friended? I seem to recall him bitching about people moving round the screen when he was trying to click on them.

There's nothing else for it Villa, you need to come on vent more often to catch him.

[Motavia]

Don't you both have to be online at the same time to get friended? I seem to recall him bitching about people moving round the screen when he was trying to click on them.

There's nothing else for it Villa, you need to come on vent more often to catch him.

Yes.

[Red Morgan]

He ignores my PMs.
I think he hates muslims because they are right wing.
Oops, didn't see you sent me one! Anyways, yeah I need to be on to add you anyways. I'll be home 5:15pm-6:15pm EST tonight. If you can stay up that late, I'll be sure to add you.

[Lily]

Oops, didn't see you sent me one! Anyways, yeah I need to be on to add you anyways. I'll be home 5:15pm-6:15pm EST tonight. If you can stay up that late, I'll be sure to add you.

PMs should be set to auto pop-up I think - they seem to be very missable otherwise.

[Villa]

Yay, someone is about to invite a Muslim in their house.
*gets ready to spread the faith*

[Red Morgan]

Yay, someone is about to invite a Muslim in their house.
*gets ready to spread the faith*
I hear you're like vampires, and you can only enter when invited.

[Villa]

I hear you're like vampires, and you can only enter when invited.
Would you let me enter you?

[Gromit]

I hear you're like vampires, and you can only enter when invited.

It actually works on the basis that you invite one, you invite them all.

I suspect Beggartown will be renamed Bangladesh.

[slugys]

villa who are you and more importantly, whats your equip?

[Lily]

It actually works on the basis that you invite one, you invite them all.

I suspect Beggartown will be renamed Bangladesh.

Can you build a mosque in UO?

[Garn]

Can you build a mosque in UO?

Since mosques don't need to have a certain shape and an altar is not a necessity I'd say yes, yes you can. Just lay down a few carpets or something for people to kneel and bow on and tell everyone to remove their shoes before they enter or you suicide-bomb them. Something to give the believers a direction to where is Mekka would also be helpful.

You could also try to build some sort of improvised minaret for the muezzin.

[Villa]

I'm officially bored of macroing and have moved onto THE SHADOW OF DEATH expansion for HOMM III. It's very good. Try it.
UO was fun for the few days I macro'd.

[treefingers]

gj