$$$ = Nazis!!!!

[Red Morgan]

I've been trying to dig up dirt on $$$, ever since Pristiq chopped up our shanty town in Moonglow. Well, turns out I found a kindred spirit who has it out for them, by the name of Son. He showed me this photo that Wise, the $$$ guild leader, posted of his desktop:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/Wise919/IMG_1351.jpg

I convinced him to dredge that thread up again in the $$$ anniversary thread to take some of the wind out of their sails.

$$$ is one of the largest, wealthiest and most influential guilds on the server. We are small, weak, and dirt fucking poor. It would be stupid for us to try to drum up a rivalry with them, on any level. But ask yourselves this, you brave, young Anvilites... would Indiana Jones refrain from punching a nazi in the face, even though he's about ready to get chopped up in a propeller and the guy is way bigger than him and impervious to fisticuffs? No, no he would not.

I think our only course of action is clear.

[LordTenacious]

Hey cool, now we know where Stark went.

[Vattic]

it's so weird seeing nazi propaganda, UO, candles, bamboo and a bong all in the same picture.

[LordTenacious]

Don't forget the pepsi, febreeze, and pepper mill.

[Lily]

I was eyeing up the funky red keyboard myself.

[Spinewire]

they only have 10 members

[niccoli]

they only have 10 members

What's the difference between Public and Private members?

They have 10 public and 58 private.

[LordTenacious]

I was eyeing up the funky red keyboard myself.

It's niggerniggerniggerniggernigger and red just like the Nazi colors.

[treefingers]

this is an outraged.

im pretty sure public ppl set their skills to be viewable by others. hence public

[Red Morgan]

What's the difference between Public and Private members?

They have 10 public and 58 private.

Not sure, it says all of our members are private for some reason.

[Atnas]

So what is the reaction?

[Spinewire]

They actualy said they only have 10 members, also i saw a post about how inactive they were, which a few of their members said "oh no no we do still play"...

Finding them online will be harder than dealing justice to them imo, also don't they own the only decent rune library on this server.

[Red Morgan]

Hrmm... Spinewire may be a nazi spy...

[Spinewire]

When are you going to be online and ready for some mother fucking adventure

[Red Morgan]

I'm always ready to fuck your mom. Always.

[Villa]

I'm always ready to fuck your mom. Always.
Short and simple.

[Tetsu]

its bad that im the only who noticed the top of a two liter in bowl of water for what it is.

[Thatcher]

its bad that im the only who noticed the top of a two liter in bowl of water for what it is.
spinewire knew what it was immediately

[Motavia]

its bad that im the only who noticed the top of a two liter in bowl of water for what it is.


spinewire knew what it was immediately


it's so weird seeing nazi propaganda, UO, candles, bamboo and a bong all in the same picture.


It seems Vattic knew as well.

[Villa]

That can't be 2 litres.

[Motavia]

That can't be 2 litres.

It got the bottom cut off to more closely conform to the size of the glass container.

[Villa]

It got the bottom cut off to more closely conform to the size of the glass container.
But why?

[Tetsu]

It seems Vattic knew as well.

no he didnt, theres a glass bong and a grav bong

[Motavia]

But why?

Because you want to displace as much of the smoke you accumulated inside the bottle as you can.

If you've never used a GB (gravity bong) before, essentially you push the half-a-2 liter down in that water to the bottom. You have weed set up on the top of the bottle. You put a lighter over the weed and pull the bottle up out of the water (as far as you can without removing it completely). As you do this, a vacuum is created inside the bottle, air is pulled through the only available hole (through the burning weed). You now have a bottle filled with smoke, but sealed on the bottom by water. Once this is complete, you unscrew the top, position your mouth over the bottle opening, and push the bottle down as quickly as possible while breathing in to maximize the speed at which the entire bottle of smoke enters your lungs.


no he didnt, theres a glass bong and a grav bong

Apologies, I didn't even see the glass piece somehow...

[TangerineSky]

no he didnt, theres a glass bong and a grav bong
I was always curious why it was referred to as gravity and not compression.

[Garn]

I was always curious why it was referred to as gravity and not compression.

Because potheads usually aren't the best physicists.

[Motavia]

Because potheads usually aren't the best physicists.

Yeah, I always figured they thought that gravity pulled the smoke in.

[LordTenacious]

Hey guys I do drugs so I'm cool now, right?

[Motavia]

Hey guys I do drugs so I'm cool now, right?

Anti-depressants don't count.

[Thatcher]

Anti-depressants don't count.
oh man super zwnt

[Red Morgan]

http://iampix.bmezine.com/5/r/g0pxj4/9e7uqo6d.jpg

He has SS branded into his arms too!

[Villa]

Damn, my lack of knowledge of recreational drugs is going to afflict me badly one day; I can just feel it.

[losinglife]

oh man super zwnt

lololololol

[Tetsu]

those are some ubermensch arms

[LordTenacious]

Anti-depressants don't count.

Well played, good sir.

[Gromit]

What a fucking disgrace, this guy really needs fucking shooting. No one should own a red keyboard...

[Spinewire]

no he didnt, theres a glass bong and a grav bong
You call them grav bongs?

Over here they are called buckets, i have to admit grav bong sounds better...

[Tetsu]

"over here" being fucking cardiff wales im surprised that you even have a word for bucket.

[Villa]

"over here" being fucking cardiff wales im surprised that you even have a word for bucket.
Apparently they have colour televsions these days.
Accelerated evolution, possibly due to the high number of intelligent asian immigrants.

[Lily]

Because you want to displace as much of the smoke you accumulated inside the bottle as you can.

If you've never used a GB (gravity bong) before, essentially you [faff around a lot]


That sounds like an awful lot of work - what happened to just smoking the damn stuff?

[Rougie]

Apparently they have colour televsions these days.
Accelerated evolution, possibly due to the high number of intelligent asian immigrants.

Well that's still better than most Arabs who haven't even discovered basic hygiene yet.

[MrBlah]

Red, when I saw that picture, the only thing that popped into my head was that dued from the old Dell commericials "Dude, your getting a Dell!"

[Motavia]

That sounds like an awful lot of work - what happened to just smoking the damn stuff?

I don't know anyone who only uses a GB. It is different from "just smoking the damn stuff" in that it gets you very high very quickly. Thus, there are situations in which it is a better option than just smoking. If you want your smoking to be a leisurely and communal activity, you don't use a GB. But for a quick and powerful high, it's perfect. Also, there is very little waste, and if you are smoking with someone else, the shotguns are very powerful as well. Also, it's not hard once you've done it a few times.

Just like everything else in life, it's good for achieving some goals, not as good for others.

[stalwart]

it's so weird seeing nazi propaganda, UO, candles, bamboo and a bong all in the same picture.


Don't forget the pepsi, febreeze, and pepper mill.


I was eyeing up the funky red keyboard myself.

almost seems staged


Yeah, I always figured they thought that gravity pulled the smoke in.

i lol'd my ass off here.


I don't know anyone who only uses a GB. It is different from "just smoking the damn stuff" in that it gets you very high very quickly. Thus, there are situations in which it is a better option than just smoking. If you want your smoking to be a leisurely and communal activity, you don't use a GB. But for a quick and powerful high, it's perfect. Also, there is very little waste, and if you are smoking with someone else, the shotguns are very powerful as well. Also, it's not hard once you've done it a few times.

Just like everything else in life, it's good for achieving some goals, not as good for others.

lol.

[Tetsu]

stalwart laughs at everything that isnt smoking tin.


smoking tin being smoking meth since i dont want anyone to have to google.

[Spinewire]

you're so cool with your drug lingo

[Gromit]

Only faggots take drugs.

[Red Morgan]

Yo, one time I dosed some chems when I was out in the wasteland. I had some leftover Jet and mixed it with some Psycho and was like HOLYSHITIMGOODATDRUGS lol man that fucked me up good. But if you really want to get it right, you gotta make a bong out of a deathclaw skull and you just shotgun some Voodoo.

[LordTenacious]

You know, I'm not an expert in flags or Nazi memorbilia, but isn't light a big no-no if you want to perserve a flag?

Also, it looks like the flag isn't faded AT ALL. Which is strange if it is what, 70 years old?

[Tetsu]

you're so cool with your drug lingo

[treefingers]

gravity bongs are for 6th graders who've busted into their parents weed stash.

just re-upped some mids toking them out of my spoon. how does this make you feel red?

[Lily]

You know, I'm not an expert in flags or Nazi memorbilia, but isn't light a big no-no if you want to perserve a flag?

Also, it looks like the flag isn't faded AT ALL. Which is strange if it is what, 70 years old?

Why does it have to be old?

£4.99 and it's all yours

http://www.warstore.co.uk/nazi-world-war-2-flag-version2-1494-p.asp

[LordTenacious]

He claims that he collects the stuff. Collectors want geniune stuff.

[Thatcher]

Yo, one time I dosed some chems when I was out in the wasteland. I had some leftover Jet and mixed it with some Psycho and was like HOLYSHITIMGOODATDRUGS lol man that fucked me up good. But if you really want to get it right, you gotta make a bong out of a deathclaw skull and you just shotgun some Voodoo.

lol

[Kietharr]

one time in starwars galaxies i ate a crate of muon gold and saw jesus.

[Vattic]

its bad that im the only who noticed the top of a two liter in bowl of water for what it is.

nope.