You all have a good excuse to call me a retard now

[MrBlah]

Someone tell me where to go and how to macro in UO :)

[Thatcher]

Someone tell me where to go and how to macro in UO :)

no, no slade allowed

[Tetsu]

let him in, he might stumble upon some fantastic treasure and justify his existence for the next 6 months.

[treefingers]

http://forums.anvilsociety.com/showthread.php?t=8044

someone will need to pitch you some gold and walk you through the standard macro process.

its late right now and no ones on so wait til tomorrow. until then start with 50 magic resist 49 healing and 1 swords, town of britain. find the sewers or small local wildlife to beat on and familiarize yourself with how the game works.

hold right click to move single left click to identify double left click to activate. go forward and decimate.

[MrBlah]

let him in, he might stumble upon some fantastic treasure and justify his existence for the next 6 months.

I think he has the right idea.

But If I don't stumble upon anything SUPER AWESOME!!! in the next 2 weeks, Ima call its quits :D

[Spinewire]

let him in, he might stumble upon all the treasure in the world and justify his existence for the next 30 seconds.
i rub my nipples with sensual anticipation every time you speak, let us frolic together in the warm sunlight and cover one another with creams and oils, so that we may glide our bodies across each other as we glisten and shimmer with passionate love.

[Kietharr]

Depends what you want to do, if you're up to your typical jew schemes and want to make dosh the best way to do that is with a bard, as crafting isn't profitable until you have it high level or GM.

Standard Template:

Hiding/Eval Int (hiding optional on a character with magic, but it costs no regs no mana and has no cast time making it better than the invis spell in many situations)
Musicianship
Provocation
Magery
Meditation
Wrasslin'
Resisting Spells

Once you're rich you can dump the bard skills for other things if you want to make it a pvp character, be a hallyfag like spinewire or go heal mage for mad support. Don't fucking do taming though, not enough walruses and polar bears to go around, faggot.

If you want to craft I have no clue what we don't have covered or what we need more of, but you can have 3 accounts and 3 characters per account, so feel free to fuck around with those slots.

[Gromit]

TLDR.

Faggot.

[Spinewire]

i rub my nipples with sensual anticipation every time you speak, let us frolic together in the warm sunlight and cover one another with creams and oils, so that we may glide our bodies across each other as we glisten and shimmer with passionate love.
surly you sob