Why Thelema Has No Recruits

[Cidius]

A poll about this issue.

I'll vote tomorrow.

[Stark]

I think it's because they don't mass recruit and everyone they've recruited comes from the old unofficial niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger forum.

[Wayne]

But..but that's IMPOSSIBLE!

[Wayne]

Well we tested the waters with rKos and that kinda made me not want to mass recruit from official. Besides that I do admit that we aren't as media sexy as DBC nor as politically correct, both of which are probably negative factors in this particular matter.

[Surly]

I voted for "they suck" and made a post about it because I was angry that the poll didn't show what I had voted for. ANGRY!

[Cidius]

Well we tested the waters with rKos and that kinda made me not want to mass recruit from official. Besides that I do admit that we aren't as media sexy as DBC nor as politically correct, both of which are probably negative factors in this particular matter.
everybody thinks we're gonna be cool and shit because of our marketing gimmick

we actually interview and vote for new members

when I joined it was just hi and bizniches rolling in the oven

[Wayne]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvv73JFNXLo

[Cidius]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvv73JFNXLo
I like how he says "oooh yeah" while peeling those bananas.

[Red Morgan]

Sometimes I wonder what the hell I was thinking when I recruited Cidius.

Times like these remind me of why I did it.

[Rykros]

I'm sure Thelema would have alot more trolls earnestly trying to be recruited if they knew of Thelema's existence.

[Wayne]

Yeah you use him as a proxy to insult us. You passive aggressive you!

[Cidius]

Sometimes I wonder what the hell I was thinking when I recruited Cidius.

Times like these remind me of why I did it.
because of my sig back then

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g223/Cidius/Cidius.jpg

[Red Morgan]

Yeah you use him as a proxy to insult us. You passive aggressive you!

Whoah man, I like totally see how you turned that term around on me... OMG!!!


because of my sig back then

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g223/Cidius/Cidius.jpg

That's true, it is a pretty badass sig.

[Metal Wolf]

Where is the " It gives up more enemies" option?

[Cidius]

Where is the " It gives up more enemies" option?
It's the first one.

[Rufus]

It's because Thelema has no charismatic charm. The beggars are charismatic in an ironic sorta way. Thelema is just... suck.

[Red Morgan]

It's because Thelema has no charismatic charm. The beggars are charismatic in an ironic sorta way. Thelema is just... suck.

When the new applicants start slamming Thelema because they know it will win them a few extra votes, I think that says a lot about the state of things.

:rofl:

[Rufus]

When the new applicants start slamming Thelema because they know it will win them a few extra votes, I think that says a lot about the state of things.

:rofl:

Lets just say if I don't make it into the DBC by some freak abortion of the voting system, I am NOT going to join Thelema in spite. I'll just hang around the DBC forums till you guys give up and let me join. No other clan seems worth my time. To many are "Rar, we evil, kill da noobs" or "We stand for good and rightness! Our leaders are hypocrites!". And me wanting to play a Mahirim, I'll mostly be stuck with just the "Rar evil" kind, and fuck that. I like PvP, but I don't like ganking everyone simply because they are there to be ganked.

[Red Morgan]

Lets just say if I don't make it into the DBC by some freak abortion of the voting system, I am NOT going to join Thelema in spite. I'll just hang around the DBC forums till you guys give up and let me join. No other clan seems worth my time. To many are "Rar, we evil, kill da noobs" or "We stand for good and rightness! Our leaders are hypocrites!". And me wanting to play a Mahirim, I'll mostly be stuck with just the "Rar evil" kind, and fuck that. I like PvP, but I don't like ganking everyone simply because they are there to be ganked.

Actually the voting thing is a lie. We just try to lead applicants on until they figure out that sexual favors are the only point of entry into the Clan.

[Cidius]

"We stand for good and rightness! Our leaders are hypocrites!"
Uhm...

[Brilliant]

Thelema's not a guild. Its a bunch of guys using Surly's ad-free forum space after UDF collapsed, who after beta are all going to go off their own ways and join different guilds.

[Wayne]

Lets just say if I don't make it into the DBC by some freak abortion of the voting system, I am NOT going to join Thelema in spite. I'll just hang around the DBC forums till you guys give up and let me join. No other clan seems worth my time. To many are "Rar, we evil, kill da noobs" or "We stand for good and rightness! Our leaders are hypocrites!". And me wanting to play a Mahirim, I'll mostly be stuck with just the "Rar evil" kind, and fuck that. I like PvP, but I don't like ganking everyone simply because they are there to be ganked.

Uh you don't just "join" Thelma. We either ask you based on previous performance on the forums or you don't get invited. I don't think that you guys fully comphrehend what we are aiming to do ingame and why a big guild would only hinder the ability to do that.

It's mostly a club of like-minded people who have come together through a shared hobby and a shared place of gathering.

Red if the only reason to recruit members was to get more votes we'd already be pretty big. Forming a PC, funny and charismatic image really isn't that hard. It's all about how well you can act. :rofl:

[Cidius]

Uh you don't just "join" Thelma. We either ask you based on previous performance on the forums or you don't get invited. I don't think that you guys fully comphrehend what we are aiming to do ingame and why a big guild would only hinder the ability to do that.
Huge gay orgies?


Red if the only reason to recruit members was to get more votes we'd already be pretty big. Forming a PC, funny and charismatic image really isn't that hard. It's all about how well you can act. :rofl:Ehh... I don't get your point with the votes. We vote for members and voting of the membership of Rufus ain't over yet.

[Wayne]

Thelema's not a guild. Its a bunch of guys using Surly's ad-free forum space after UDF collapsed, who after beta are all going to go off their own ways and join different guilds.

rr is that you?

[Wayne]

Huge gay orgies?

Ehh... I don't get your point with the votes. We vote for members and voting of the membership of Rufus ain't over yet.

Read Red's post.

[Rufus]

And here I was thinking Thelema was mostly rejects from Anvil and DBC... You have educated me. Now I can go on in life knowing that your elite clan will never accept me, thus ruining me forever. You here that. You have ruined everything FOREVER! :stabbed:

[Wayne]

That's the oldest card in e-history.

You've won yourself a ticket to DBC already in this thread so don't worry too much.

[Stark]

And here I was thinking Thelema was mostly rejects from Anvil and DBC... You have educated me. Now I can go on in life knowing that your elite clan will never accept me, thus ruining me forever. You here that. You have ruined everything FOREVER! :stabbed:

And here I was just thinking you were a noob to the scene but you seem to know everything better than the people who have been here since Jan 2007.


Everyone that is in Thelema now was in it before DBC became a part of SOTA. They were in it before Thelema even became a part of SOTA.

[Wayne]

And even before we wore turbans

[Rufus]

If only sarcasm could be adequately transfered over text based forms of communication without misinterpretation.. Yes, I am a noob to these forums, and even to niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger. But I'm not a noob to the MMO scene, and I've been waiting for a game like niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger for a long time. Now, as for my claim of you being rejects from other clans, that was sarcasm. It's funny how people take sarcasm so seriously when it's a form of humor and is meant to be taken light hearted. I also find it funny that people (me included) take thinks posted on a forum so seriously. We actually get into flame wars over this crap? 'Oh noes, noob_053 called my clan a bunch of rejects!'--'Lets tear down his points with factual information and then diss him on his attempted insult!'--'Yeah, that'll teach him!'

Noob_053 reads the message board. Sees the posts tearing down his last post so viciously. Noob_053 laughs at how seriously they took it. The eventual build up of chaos and entropy causes the universe to eat itself and restart. Teh End!

[Cidius]

Read Red's post.
Yea I did read it but I still don't get this:


When the new applicants start slamming Thelema because they know it will win them a few extra votes, I think that says a lot about the state of things.

Red if the only reason to recruit members was to get more votes we'd already be pretty big.

[Rufus]

I don't get it either. I'm just going to count it as yet another miscarriage of logical thought process that this forum has produced.

[Cidius]

I don't get it either. I'm just going to count it as yet another miscarriage of logical thought process that this forum has produced.
You don't have to agree on everything, you know.

[Rufus]

If it counts for anything, I don't agree with your policy of penis to everything?

[Cidius]

If it counts for anything, I don't agree with your policy of penis to everything?
I don't penis (verb) anus.

[Rufus]

now your just forcing an agreement out of me to prove your point. fine then! I don't penis male anus.

[Wayne]

If only sarcasm could be adequately transfered over text based forms of communication without misinterpretation.. Yes, I am a noob to these forums, and even to niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger. But I'm not a noob to the MMO scene, and I've been waiting for a game like niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger for a long time. Now, as for my claim of you being rejects from other clans, that was sarcasm. It's funny how people take sarcasm so seriously when it's a form of humor and is meant to be taken light hearted. I also find it funny that people (me included) take thinks posted on a forum so seriously. We actually get into flame wars over this crap? 'Oh noes, noob_053 called my clan a bunch of rejects!'--'Lets tear down his points with factual information and then diss him on his attempted insult!'--'Yeah, that'll teach him!'

Noob_053 reads the message board. Sees the posts tearing down his last post so viciously. Noob_053 laughs at how seriously they took it. The eventual build up of chaos and entropy causes the universe to eat itself and restart. Teh End!

Shut the fuck up.

[Wayne]

Yea I did read it but I still don't get this:

Might have to do something with guild decisions/votes.

[Red Morgan]

Might have to do something with guild decisions/votes.

Since when was this a democracy in any way shape or form? This is a benevolent feudal dictatorship.

[Cidius]

Is this show Dexter any good? It sounds interesting at least.

[Wayne]

The review in Iltalehti said that it it's pretty one-sided plot-wise aka gets boring in the long run. But Iltalehti is pretty much a shitty paper so I dunno how trustworthy they are.

[Metal Wolf]

I miss my turban, it was almost the same as a really big dew rag.

[Atnas]

Probably because most of Thelema are trolls, and those few who are registered on the niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger Forums is in the usergroup The Anvil Society.

[Rykros]

That's the oldest card in e-history.

You've won yourself a ticket to DBC already in this thread so don't worry too much.

On the contrary, Rufus' road to DBC is paved in poor poetry.

(see, this is called alliteration)

[Rufus]

I can do poor poetry...


Gentle is the Pirate Aether Wind
Stealing Compassion
For Sober+ Contemplation

Then in the void of silence
An angry Whisper, echoes
Then Catacaphones onto itself
Till it's a roaring SEA of hate
Deaf become the ears
And Death becomes the head
Till it falls silent again, Dumb

Outcast to the wasteland
Others would call it despair
Throwing tiny rocks at IT
The Cricket who would disrupt
Silence eternal, chirping song

Ready to return one day
Hands full of rocks to throw
And cynical sarcasm to deftly
But not jokingly wield
To tear down the social walls
To Pick them apart for everyone
So every ONE can see the tattered
That poor fabric of fascade, gone.

Then, left with a cold bitter wind
All left there, as life comes despair
The wasteland becomes that for all
Despair all realize, and how
How they all realized what they took
Thier pleasure garnished away
Taken not from that pure sugar
But from the fake, that gives cancer
And leaves with a very bad
BAD Aftertaste.

[Bashur]

I voted suck because ... uh... well yeah, they suck.

[Cidius]

The review in Iltalehti said that it it's pretty one-sided plot-wise aka gets boring in the long run. But Iltalehti is pretty much a shitty paper so I dunno how trustworthy they are.
Haha goddamn that shit was good, overflow with black humor.

Maybe they just all packed it in the first episode.

[Wayne]

I voted suck because ... uh... well yeah, they suck.

Says the guy in the nvidia shirt.

[Bashur]

Says the guy in the nvidia shirt.

Got somethin' against NVIDIA?! HUH!?

[Wayne]

No, but it has certain connotations attached to it.

[Bashur]

No, but it has certain connotations attached to it.

Like?

[Cidius]

ATI fucken sucks.

Fuck n Sucks.
Fock and socks.
Sock and cocks.
Lock and mocks.

Fuck yea man. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z9bPrUark4)

[Cidius]

I can't get this out of my head, why did you do it, why did you do that thing to me, why did you do it, why did you do that thing to me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw5Jpyl4550

[Bashur]

We have another thread for those links ya' know.

[Rufus]

Even with a thread of his own, Cidius won't feel satisfied till he posts something random in a thread that has nothing to do with his post. He's OCD like that.

[Cidius]

Even with a thread of his own, Cidius won't feel satisfied till he posts something random in a thread that has nothing to do with his post. He's OCD like that.
My life's filled with different mental problems, sometimes I might be all happy and shit and the next hour I'm cutting my wrists.

It's not that I'm immature, I'm just fucked up.

I feel somehow cursed if I put the pillow differently on my bed.

[Rykros]

Even with a thread of his own, Cidius won't feel satisfied till he posts something random in a thread that has nothing to do with his post. He's OCD like that.

And it's so beautiful it hurts

[Cidius]

The Personality Test:

Introverted (I) 58.06% Extroverted (E) 41.94%
Intuitive (N) 55.26% Sensing (S) 44.74%
Feeling (F) 59.46% Thinking (T) 40.54%
Judging (J) 53.85% Perceiving (P) 46.15%

INFJ - "Author". Strong drive and enjoyment to help others. Complex personality. 1.5% of total population.

When I did the big test I scored low on stability and extraversion and medium on orderliness.

[Helgeran]

I'm an ENTP, every test I've taken says so and the descriptions are almost scary accurate. What pisses me off is the only other ENTP on Forumfall is Nehemia who's my favourite tasteless douche.

[Metal Wolf]

I've had a doctor sum up my long history of tests and examinations as "your one fucked up twisted basterd". Granted I did compare his job to that of a witchdoctor fairly accuratly.

[Bashur]

I have BPD, yet somehow I can seem pretty sane... I try not to let it effect everyday life. Try being the key word there.

Shit, what was the original topic about again?

[Rufus]

Theres ever a single topic in the DBC forums?

[Bashur]

Theres ever a single topic in the DBC forums?

We have forums?

[Rufus]

Technically we have two different pages for threads, so we have forums, yes. Woot.

[Bashur]

Technically we have two different pages for threads, so we have forums, yes. Woot.

... what the fuck, why didn't someone tell me about our forums?

[Rufus]

... what the fuck, why didn't someone tell me about our forums?


Umm... Red Morgan offered us pizza not to tell... >_>...

[Twister]

Umm... Red Morgan offered us pizza not to tell... >_>...

Fatty.

[Bashur]

Fatty.

Who're you? O_o...

[Spikey]

lol I am a fucking great human being.

[Bashur]

lol I am a fucking great human being.

Ohhhhhhh.... ?

[Rufus]

He claims to be human... And... Is in Thelema? This don't make no sense..

[Twister]

I am Twister! I bring governments to their knees through my hidden, manipulative social-engineering powers! No-one can withstand my outstanding charisma score of 26 and a half! Dragons cower in fear at the mere mention of my name!

You'll know who I am soon enough... When the time comes; at the beginning of the end. I shall reveal myself to those worthy, so they may follow me into battle and conquer the lands of those I deem unworthy.

... But only if they're willing to wear pink.

[Rufus]

... But only if they're willing to wear pink.


So... You're Napoleon reincarnated as a flaming gamer?

[Twister]

So... You're Napoleon reincarnated as a flaming gamer?

Only time will tell(and it's gaymer, not gamer).

[Rufus]

Only time will tell(and it's gaymer, not gamer).


Ya know, I've got no problem with gays at all. I even have a couple as friends. But trying to not only make other people accept gays, but forcing them to be gay... That just ain't right... Something tell me this is you...
http://www.machall.com/comics/20060828.jpg

[Metal Wolf]

Three panel soul has a far more cynical outlook than Mac Hall did, I like it better.

Though the MH comic where they end up at LA red district instead of a Chinese restaurant was pretty damn funny.

[Rufus]

Machall came first, but three panel soul does rock with cynicisms...

[Wayne]

He claims to be human... And... Is in Thelema? This don't make no sense..

Lol your fucking haircut makes no sense. Do-Do Zombie.

[Wayne]

I am Twister! I bring governments to their knees through my hidden, manipulative social-engineering powers! No-one can withstand my outstanding charisma score of 26 and a half! Dragons cower in fear at the mere mention of my name!

You'll know who I am soon enough... When the time comes; at the beginning of the end. I shall reveal myself to those worthy, so they may follow me into battle and conquer the lands of those I deem unworthy.

... But only if they're willing to wear pink.


Shut the fuck up with that gay RP shit. :fuck you:

[Rufus]

Lol your fucking haircut makes no sense. Do-Do Zombie.

Eh, I'm willing to laugh and joke with you at my hair. So yeah... Can I get Do-Do Zombie as my official forum title?

[Wayne]

No. You're not special enough.

[Rufus]

Aww shucks Wayne! Ain'tcha got no love in your heart?

[Twister]

Shut the fuck up with that gay RP shit. :fuck you:


What RP? I was just trying to be honest! :confused:

Then again, being a Thelemite you never know. :bean:

[Rufus]

What RP? I was just trying to be honest! :confused:

Then again, being a Thelemite you never know. :bean:

:merriment:your my new drinking buddy! Next to my cat atleast...

[Bashur]

:merriment:your my new drinking buddy! Next to my cat atleast...

Don't fratinise with the Thels. Their stupid will rub off on you.

[Rufus]

Don't fratinise with the Thels. Their stupid will rub off on you.

I was hoping his money for alcohol would rub off on me, but yeah... damn...

[Bashur]

I was hoping his money for alcohol would rub off on me, but yeah... damn...

If only, my friend.

[Rufus]

If only, my friend.

So... Who wants to float my tab for awhile?

[Metal Wolf]

Thank god we don't get recruits like this. Guy has an epic need to give Red a blowjob.

http://forums.niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggeronline.com/showthread.php?t=41713

[Cidius]

that dude looks suspicious

he doesn't know it's beggar not begger

and somebody should PM him my poem classified as "beggar poetry"

I know he'd masturbate

[Cidius]

http://forums.niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggeronline.com/showthread.php?p=981439#post981439

lol septonub

it's like fucken explained everywhere

[Red Morgan]

Thank god we don't get recruits like this. Guy has an epic need to give Red a blowjob.

http://forums.niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggeronline.com/showthread.php?t=41713


Actually I think he applied this morning. I'll let Kaeso have his way with him first.

[Cidius]

if he wont leave me alone i will invite him to my clan , if he will no t join i will execute him on the spot. ill save up alin points just for that kind of thing.
from the beggar poll



Plus our warcry should be something like PLZ GIV MEE MANI PLZ ME NEED SWORD!!!!!!1111111.

[Rufus]

from the beggar poll



Plus our warcry should be something like PLZ GIV MEE MANI PLZ ME NEED SWORD!!!!!!1111111.


Thats gonna be the first thing I keybind in the game! I'll run around the noob area spamming in in hopes of getting someone pissed enough to kill me. Just so they take the alignment hit.

[Kaeso]

That guy is prime beggar material.