Getting Started

[Red Morgan]

Cat's out of the bag, so I figured we might as well start a sub-forum for all the shit we'll have about this game.

UOTSA Client w/ razor and UAM
http://my.uosecondage.com/files/UOSA_Client_Setup.exe

Current base of operations: Moonglow

If you're totally new to UO or have questions about this particular shard: http://forum.uosecondage.com (http://forum.uosecondage.com/)

And for the love of God, be on Vent while you play or you're going miss out on a lot.

[Zanzibar]

I hate you.

[Red Morgan]

I hate you.

You know my price.

http://www.plan59.com/prints/popular/meat46txt.jpg

[Matriel]

That made me think of this.

[Helgeran]

That made me think of this.
I like how vegan-curious makes that group sound extra gay.

[Red Morgan]

That made me think of this.
God, that's inspiring. I feel like eating some murder, right fucking now and playing on my computer.

[Matriel]

I like how vegan-curious makes that group sound extra gay.

That group is extra gay.

[losinglife]

That made me think of this.


fn lololOLOLlolololiololololololflghlglgljlghjghll222111111111111111

[Mikee]

That made me think of this.

Heheh. Nice.

[Rougie]

I'd join you, but I'm thinking you'll tire of it and quit, within a week, just like you've done with almost every other game that's played.

[Goobles]

I'd join you, but I'm thinking you'll tire of it and quit, within a week, just like you've done with almost every other game that's played.


its already been a week sorry uncle clitoris

and besides, 10 minute download for a week of fun with the clan that you are a part of? oh WOE

[Lily]

I've never played UO as I was still playing on a MUD when it came out. However it seems very little playing and more running it, setting up a macro and letting it run overnight.

[Spinewire]

I'd join you, but I'm thinking you'll tire of it and quit, within a week, just like you've done with almost every other game that's played.
Why are you even in this guild?

A free 300meg download for a week+ of lolz with your clan mates? Sorry it's too much of an effort for you whiney bitch.

[Omley Boozebeard]

I remember when red made fun of MO for being like niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger because you could still macro it. UO is clearly a niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger clone :dwarf:

I'll download it. Never ever played uo though.

[Spinewire]

I've never played UO as I was still playing on a MUD when it came out. However it seems very little playing and more running it, setting up a macro and letting it run overnight.
Meh, you can just get stuck in from the get go, they do go up a damn sight quicker if you macro that shit overnight. Once you have you stats sorted then you can go out and about and pwn shit like I was last night. I have to admit I am lvling my provocation afk style while I am at work. When I am at home tho I am actualy playing it, which is more than can be said for eve.


I'll download it. Never ever played uo though.
You won't like it imo...

[Omley Boozebeard]

Meh, you can just get stuck in from the get go, they do go up a damn sight quicker if you macro that shit overnight. Once you have you stats sorted then you can go out and about and pwn shit like I was last night.

http://shadowwar.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger_logo.jpg

Where do i make my account?

[Rougie]

Why are you even in this guild?

A free 300meg download for a week+ of lolz with your clan mates? Sorry it's too much of an effort for you whiney bitch.

A week is 1 day for me, because I work the other 6, and if I'm really tired or need to do RL stuff that day off, then it's even less time to play.

Maybe if I was unemployed, working part-time, and/or a student, then I'd consider 'a week' long enough to play with the clan.

So no, the current situation, in Anvil, is not very good for casual gamers.

[Spinewire]

A week is 1 day for me, because I work the other 6, and if I'm really tired or need to do RL stuff that day off, then it's even less time to play.

Maybe if I was unemployed, working part-time, and/or a student, then I'd consider 'a week' long enough to play with the clan.

So no, the current situation, in Anvil, is not very good for casual gamers.

Bullshit, I work 54 hours a week and have a girlfriend, soon I will start going climbing again. If I can make time then the only excuse you would have would be living on a different planet. Having said that after reading some of your posts it does not seem that far fetched...


Where do i make my account?
lolz

If you can stomach the retro vibe, then its all good. When I say retro I mean annoyingly so. Still the best combat mechanics in a MMO I have played tho.

[Omley Boozebeard]

http://www.feverdreaming.com/image/drawings/moonman.jpg

[Spinewire]

You're just butt hurt that the MO sub forum got zwnt.

Also that must be one of the few pictures that is not worth a 1000 words.

[Omley Boozebeard]

You're just butt hurt that the MO sub forum got zwnt.

Also that must be one of the few pictures that is not worth a 1000 words.

I'm not butt hurt about anything. I just find it funny that alot of people who complain about macroing bum UO. And now I find out UO involves macroing. I'm not even personaly that botherd about macroing as long as it isn't to much.

I was actually serious when I asked where to make an account. I wasn't hating on the game, I wanna try it.

[Rougie]

Bullshit, I work 54 hours a week and have a girlfriend, soon I will start going climbing again. If I can make time then the only excuse you would have would be living on a different planet. Having said that after reading some of your posts it does not seem that far fetched...

Maybe I should have explained in more detail - I work 60+ hours a week, I work the night-shift, and I have to re-sync myself for the weekend, to day-shift hours.

All of this means that I'm mostly at work, when the majority of Anvil's members (which are largely American) are online, and I'm asleep during the weekend, when the majority of Anvil's members (which are largely American) are online.

Ask Mikee/Surly - On weekdays, I normally log on 8am GMT, which is just before they start going to bed.

It's a pretty shit situation, but you sometimes have to sacrifice some leisure/social time, for your career, and sadly, the only time I get to play with the clan, are on my days off, or in the odd few hours I might see them about.

So yeah, it's not bullshit; you just didn't know all the facts.

But now you do, you probably realise you never wanted to in the first place, and probably should never have even criticised me to begin with, on such a petty topic. Oh well!

[stalwart]

get a decent fucking job.

[Red Morgan]

I'd join you, but I'm thinking you'll tire of it and quit, within a week, just like you've done with almost every other game that's played.

True, but I'm playing it. I'm the least fickle gamer here! The last time we played UO it was on a way shittier server, and we played for months. So far, we're all approaching this casually.

I remember when red made fun of MO for being like niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger because you could still macro it. UO is clearly a niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger clone :dwarf:

I'll download it. Never ever played uo though.

You can't macro resources on this server, so not quite! You macro your character's skills, which doing manually, would only take like 2 weeks anyways.

[Goobles]

I'd join you, but I'm thinking you'll tire of it and quit, within a week, just like you've done with almost every other game that's played.


and probably should never have even criticised me to begin with, on such a petty topic. Oh well!

directly related messages, study them

[Spinewire]

Maybe I should have explained in more detail - I work 60+ hours a week, I work the night-shift, and I have to re-sync myself for the weekend, to day-shift hours.

All of this means that I'm mostly at work, when the majority of Anvil's members (which are largely American) are online, and I'm asleep during the weekend, when the majority of Anvil's members (which are largely American) are online.

Ask Mikee/Surly - On weekdays, I normally log on 8am GMT, which is just before they start going to bed.

It's a pretty shit situation, but you sometimes have to sacrifice some leisure/social time, for your career, and sadly, the only time I get to play with the clan, are on my days off, or in the odd few hours I might see them about.

So yeah, it's not bullshit; you just didn't know all the facts.

But now you do, you probably realise you never wanted to in the first place, and probably should never have even criticised me to begin with, on such a petty topic. Oh well!

What is it you do? 60+ hours a week is unhealthy, they better be paying you phat loot for it.

Any responce is a good one when I am killing time at work.

[Kietharr]

The difference between this and niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger is there is a definitive end of the grind. Not this "oh so you have 100 swimming, but you need to keep doing it because it will always give you stats" bullshit. No grinding up individual spells. There is also this high tech super unique game feature called a skillcap, which niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger was unable to successfully engineer.

[Omley Boozebeard]

So do I make an account on the EA website thingy? Are people actually paying?

[Red Morgan]

So do I make an account on the EA website thingy? Are people actually paying?
It's a freeshard. Just type in the name and password you want and log in. Once in game, you'll be asked to verify an email address.

[Omley Boozebeard]

It's a freeshard. Just type in the name and password you want and log in. Once in game, you'll be asked to verify an email address.

Will DO, and whats this razor thing that came with it and how do i use it?

Is the sever down or something? Just says "Connecting..."

The musics great though :P

Mmm, i tried launching it without razor and now it worked. I dunno what trade to choose though :O
I think I wanna do crafting or something more than combat.

[Red Morgan]

Will DO, and whats this razor thing that came with it and how do i use it?

Is the sever down or something? Just says "Connecting..."

The musics great though :P

Mmm, i tried launching it without razor and now it worked. I dunno what trade to choose though :O
I think I wanna do crafting or something more than combat.

You should definitely be using Razor, because that's how you connect to the proper shard. You should probably have someone walk you through everything in Vent.

[Omley Boozebeard]

Well I'm on vent now. I'll wait till someone who knows what to do comes on.

[mantoe]

YOu bastards!! Now I have to stop going out and start playing UO again. I'm listening to the musicon the lgin screen right now and the nostalgia goosebumps!! FUCK yes!

[Vattic]

does anyone have a chain shirt or ringmail sleeves to donate to help me train hiding and stealth.

[losinglife]

damnit... i really dont want to have anotehr game were all i do is macro... but since all the sexy brits are playing i may have to join as well.



eve is still kewler tho!

[slugys]

does anyone have a chain shirt or ringmail sleeves to donate to help me train hiding and stealth.

go kill a few monbats nigger.


boozebeard is playing? haha sweet. im going to wizboo with fuck out of him.
btw you dont have to macro, you can just explore and have fun (odd thing to do in an mmo i know) but for the guys that have played for 10 years they dont really want to piss about and need the skillz asap!

loosinglife/spook i fucking need you.

[losinglife]

loosinglife/spook i fucking need you.


you left me high and dry out in space you niggerniggerniggerniggernigger guy!

[treefingers]

i didnt read all the posts in this thread but im pretty sure i can guess what most of them are about.

this is why me and goobles didnt make a UO thread to start with, because theres a lot of you pussbuckets that mope around the forums constantly trying to step on any ounce of fun anyone else is having. just fuck off, no one cares if your still butthurt about niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger or suck at HoN. crying about it to us isnt going to solve anything.

if i werent so tired right now i'd delete every retarded gayfag post in this thread and i might even do it later.

question me and ill punch you square in the mouth right through the fucking monitor.

edit: ok ive settled down when i saw the 4th page wasnt totally shit on http://rhys.hale.googlepages.com/Emoticon-AngryBunny.gif

[Spinewire]

sharing is caring treefingers, sharing is caring

[treefingers]

im still ready to punch a face you better watch out

[Omley Boozebeard]

I made a "treasure hunter", with cartography, fishing and lockpicking. Too tierd to play right now though.

[losinglife]

I made a "treasure hunter", with cartography, fishing and lockpicking. Too tierd to play right now though.

OLOLOL can i be a treasure hunter too?!?

[treefingers]

nope

[losinglife]

:(

[Vattic]

go kill a few monbats nigger.

tough to kill mongbats with a shepards crook, pale face.

[treefingers]

if you want to kill things starting out instead of macroing go down into britain sewers thats what its there for.

[Atnas]

Rats, eh.

Well I guess the trend had to start somewhere. I remember the good old Tibia sewers! So full of stealing and blocking kids it was insane. That game had a very unique feeling to it for sure.

[Villa]

OMG, are you guys still playing this?
What are the chances that it will still be popular in a week?

I haven't played in YEARS, but UO is probably the only game this shitty laptop can handle (Also heroes of m&m 3).
I MIGHT play this, but no headphones or mic for vent... :(

[Red Morgan]

OMG, are you guys still playing this?
What are the chances that it will still be popular in a week?

I haven't played in YEARS, but UO is probably the only game this shitty laptop can handle (Also heroes of m&m 3).
I MIGHT play this, but no headphones or mic for vent... :(
I see I-C has a charter on this shard!

[Villa]

I see I-C has a charter on this shard!
I'm impressed you remember my guild!
Yeah some of my boys are playing, but their hours are different from mine. Plus, you have NUMBERS.

[Zanzibar]

Anybody finds a green dye tub, let me know.

[Dajesse]

Long time posting on the forums, but so, you guys taking this seriously? If ill get there dont wanna play alone

blah still around btw?

[Spinewire]

Long time posting on the forums, but so, you guys taking this seriously? If ill get there dont wanna play alone

blah still around btw?

About as seriously as we take anything... Yea blah is still arround.

[Dajesse]

About as seriously as we take anything... Yea blah is still arround.

blah, cool then, might hook up later

[treefingers]

ventrilo is the key

[Villa]

ventrilo is the key
What is the lock?

[Lily]

damnit i got this stuck in my mind now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j-Tji1DueU

[Villa]

Precisely what I was thinking too!

[Rains Torme]

I was thinking of joining but the game kept crashing on me. Vista 64-bit if you think that's the problem.

[Moose]

I was thinking of joining but the game kept crashing on me. Vista 64-bit if you think that's the problem.

Run uo client, razor, and UOAM in windows xp service pack 3 compatibility mode(I also run them as admin. I don't know if that helps). I have windows 7 64 bit and had the same problem. Hopefully it fixes it for vista as well.

[Motavia]

Run uo client, razor, and UOAM in windows xp service pack 3 compatibility mode(I also run them as admin. I don't know if that helps). I have windows 7 64 bit and had the same problem. Hopefully it fixes it for vista as well.

Same thing for me, and I am Vista 64.

[Motavia]

I just got chased by some PKs for a minute or two, and I have to say, I forgot how much i enjoy this game.

[Lily]

Same thing for me, and I am Vista 64.

Ahhh right, same here. I got as far as installing and creating, wandered round town for 10 minutes trying to work out how to hit a rabbit, crashed, thought 'fuck it then' and launched killing floor instead.

[Motavia]

Ahhh right, same here. I got as far as installing and creating, wandered round town for 10 minutes trying to work out how to hit a rabbit, crashed, thought 'fuck it then' and launched killing floor instead.

Give what we said a try. If that doesn't work, we can try to figure it out. In my opinion, UO with people you like and trust is more than worth a little hassle.

[Kailas]

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z47/MattD121/uocharacter.jpg

LOOK AT MY FACE
LOOK AT MY FACE