Hi.

[Cocer]

Hey.
I'm a guy from Sweden and want to join the clan.
I already wrote a long application. For now I'll just watch this post. :)

The application should be detailed enough for you to make your decision wether to accept me or not into this clan, I don't think I need to introduce myself more here until we see how the application turns out.

Hope to see ya around:)

[Garn]

Our trolls will be here any moment, don't worry.

[Cidius]

Hey.
I'm a guy from Sweden and want to join the clan.
I already wrote a long application. For now I'll just watch this post. :)

The application should be detailed enough for you to make your decision wether to accept me or not into this clan, I don't think I need to introduce myself more here until we see how the application turns out.

Hope to see ya around:)
What clan?

Anvil?

[Wayne]

Thelema?

[Cidius]

Thelema?
yea right when the hell freezes again

[Atnas]

Yes, he has applied for SOTA.

[Cidius]

Yes, he has applied for SOTA.
haven't noticed that before, sota means war in finnish

[Atnas]

Really? That's badass.

[Wayne]

A sack tightening gale of emancipation escapes me at the sight of this thread.

[Cocer]

Also "sota" means "sweep" as in "sweep the chimney" or "decarbonize" in swedish. Thats badass!
And yes I applied for anvil.

[Wayne]

yea right when the hell freezes again

Is that the same date as the one when you'll be giving Mongo that "scientific proof" ?

[Cidius]

Is that the same date as the one when you'll be giving Mongo that "scientific proof" ?
No it's the same date when DF becomes successful (after releasing).

And the same date he'll give me proof signed by Dr. Phil that nazism is okay.

Dr. Phil knows the best.

[Wayne]

This thread is a definete anus-plunger

[Cidius]

This thread is a definete anus-plunger
I finally found where the thelema star comes from:

http://www.inminds.co.uk/fascist-state-logo.gif

[Wayne]

Uh ok.

We all choose our own lie.

[Cidius]

Uh ok.

We all choose our own lie.
what's your lie?

[Wayne]

The one that is true.

[Cidius]

The one that is true.
if it's true that it's true, it's not a lie, but you lied about it being a lie, so that's your lie, but what's your truth then?

if you lie about it being true it must be a lie too, so in that case you would have lied twice

[Wayne]

When im not lying, im the most honorable man you'll ever meet.

[Metal Wolf]

Needs more troll!

[Cidius]

When im not lying, im the most honorable man you'll ever meet.
you just lied that you lied

or you lied about your truth being true


there's two questions, in the case one, what's your truth?

in the case two, because your truth is false, it must be a lie, what's your lie?

[Wayne]

This thread doesn't have the needed omph to have a good base for trolling, really.

[Wayne]

you just lied that you lied

or you lied about your truth being true


there's two questions, in the case one, what's your truth?

in the case two, because your truth is false, it must be a lie, what is your lie?

That my lie is my truth and the truth is the lie that is not necessarily mine to keep.

[Cidius]

That my lie is my truth and the truth is the lie that is not necessarily mine to keep.
so it's a matter of perception of what's true and what's not, to you what the world calls your lie is your truth

[Wayne]

Thread carefully for you are treading on my dreams.

There's that fucking gale again...

[Cidius]

Thread carefully for you are treading on my dreams.

There's that fucking gale again...
is the gale of the world or is it yours?

[Wayne]

Flatulence

[Cidius]

Flatulence
ass

[Metal Wolf]

Thread carefully for you are treading on my dreams.

There's that fucking gale again...

God you fucking butchered Yeats right there.

[Cidius]

The Foot Pervert (by W.B. Yeats)

Had I the heavens’ embroidered penis,
Enwrought with golden and silver sperm,
The blue and the dim and the dark penis
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the penis under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

[Metal Wolf]

Thats fucking better, I like how you brought out your feeling with it.

[Wayne]

God you fucking butchered Yeats right there.

Carefully, softly no real difference. I fucking hate that quote too.

[Atnas]

Cocer has been accepted, welcome to The Society of The Anvil!

[Wayne]

Welcome.

[Garn]

Hey, he already has a cool new rank symbol.

[Wayne]

Cool symbol.

[Surly]

Yeah, you're going to see a lot more of those around lol. Since military service is no longer compulsory, unless some one volunteers for it (in a thread yet to be created, pending the upcoming council meeting) they won't have those little axes.

[Wayne]

The crafters have to fight as well?

[Surly]

well we don't have any crafting ranks... but yes. yes! everyone fights. "military" is just for people who want to volunteer their time to really dedicate to making spec groups, using the equipment i say, training the skills i say, etcetera. obviously not for everyone. anyway, just because you're not in the military doesn't mean you aren't going to be participating in fights at all. quite the opposite. EVERYONE fights, that's just the nature of the game. anything less would be uncivilized.

[Wayne]

Just don't let any gays in the military. I don't want any gay people around me when im killing kids.

[Cidius]

Just don't let any gays in the military. I don't want any gay people around me when im killing kids.
but it's different with women ain't it

[Wayne]

Yea

[Cidius]

http://www.yankodesign.com/?p=624

fuck man I do know that I'd at least try it with that

vibration effect man

[Helgeran]

Du ska få sota för det här means you'll pay for this. Welcome, Swigger army growing steadily.

[Cidius]

Du ska få sota för det här means you'll pay for this. Welcome, Swigger army growing steadily.
I'm just asking this to make sure, bög means a fag, right?

[Helgeran]

Yes.

[Wayne]

Helgeran I'll try my mic again soon. Could you hear me the last time?

[Red Morgan]

Helgeran I'll try my mic again soon. Could you hear me the last time?

Let me guess... your mic will spontaneously explode only days before that Vent meeting.

[Wayne]

Accidents happen. Does it matter to you?

Do you have some kind of a weird fetish for Finno-Ugrian accents?

[Red Morgan]

Accidents happen. Does it matter to you?

Do you have some kind of a weird fetish for Finno-Ugrian accents?

I just think it's funny that after making multiple excuses to get out of the meeting, that you make a public post about your mic not working in Vent. That's all.

[Wayne]

Huh? I didn't say anything about my mic NOT working in that post?

what the hell does it matter if I tell it to him in a public thread?

[Helgeran]

Accidents happen. Does it matter to you?

Do you have some kind of a weird fetish for Finno-Ugrian accents?
There was sound but there wasn't speech.

[Wayne]

It's the damn button bugging then

[Cidius]

I just think it's funny that after making multiple excuses to get out of the meeting, that you make a public post about your mic not working in Vent. That's all.
Well there's one problem I haven't told you about...

And it's kinda important...

I can't pronounce any english at all, it just sounds gibberish. I've been trying REAL HARD (it's sarcasm then) these past few months trying to get it with speaking the lines again in TV shows and shit, but atm it hasn't resulted to anything better.

It's not bad english, it just sounds like somebody has an apple in their mouth.

I'll look into this issue later if we ever get playing, maybe I've improved by then and you can hear words like POOTANG!.

[Wayne]

Try over-articulating the words. Finnish fucks up spoken english.

[Red Morgan]

Well there's one problem I haven't told you about...

And it's kinda important...

I can't pronounce any english at all, it just sounds gibberish. I've been trying REAL HARD (it's sarcasm then) these past few months trying to get it with speaking the lines again in TV shows and shit, but atm it hasn't resulted to anything better.

It's not bad english, it just sounds like somebody has an apple in their mouth.

I'll look into this issue later if we ever get playing, maybe I've improved by then and you can hear words like POOTANG!.

That's alright. You should hop on vent some time and we can try to coach you in pronunciation. And yes, we'll probably laugh at you when you sound retarded, but that's all part of the learning process.

Anymore, if Kharzim tries really hard he can say "Yellow Ninja", and it's all because of our help.

[Wayne]

Fylraen said that I sounded like the Terminator. I don't really know wether that's a good or a bad thing.

[Atnas]

That's alright. You should hop on vent some time and we can try to coach you in pronunciation. And yes, we'll probably laugh at you when you sound retarded, but that's all part of the learning process.

Anymore, if Kharzim tries really hard he can say "Yellow Ninja", and it's all because of our help.

Yeah, don't worry! Just keep in mind that if you pronounce something wrong, they'll record it and dedicate a topic (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/showthread.php?t=40&highlight=yellow) to the word in your honor.

[Cidius]

Yeah, don't worry! Just keep in mind that if you pronounce something wrong, they'll record it and dedicate a topic (http://forums.anvilsociety.com/showthread.php?t=40&highlight=yellow) to the word in your honor.
I better not say anything because I really do sound like an Indian guy driving a taxi.

Or a happy Korean guy.

People have told me this and I usually tend to avoid anything harder than song words.




Do da, do da, do da

DI, DI DI DI, DI DI DI
didididididididi
DI, DI DI DI, DI DI DI

DIDID DIDID DIDID DI DII

DI, DI DI DI, DI DI DI
didididididididi
DI, DI DI DI, DI DI DI

DIDID DIDID DIDID DI DII

Back in black,
I hit the sack... (fucken lyrics google I've always thought that it was sound and not sack)

[Garn]

Anymore, if Kharzim tries really hard he can say "Yellow Ninja", and it's all because of our help.

Never heard of the ninja-thing. Let me guess, he said "ninya"?

[Red Morgan]

Never heard of the ninja-thing. Let me guess, he said "ninya"?

Yep! "Jello Ninya!"

[Atnas]

As if I was some sort of dumass

[Wayne]

Kötbullar!