Kentucky Is Rife with Drunken beggars

[Kaeso]

We need more Kentuckyians in the DBC

http://www.monkeygumbo.com/wee/news/henryearl/

[Rufus]

That man is my new hero. Sorry Red, this guy deserves the title of king of beggars. He doesn't even have to do it for himself, people are sending him money of the internets!

[Rykros]

Nice, there was a guy sorta like that in Charleston, SC where my bro Motavian lives named Jerry the Street Poet, dude had mad heroine shakes but was really pretty funny and a nice guy. He was also that kinda dude who always seemed to have some sort of degraded contraband for sale somehow, like a trashcan full of skunked beer or somthing like that. I think they even had somthing in the paper when he died a year or two back.

[Cidius]

His rap sheet is marvelous.

Alcohol intoxication spammage.

[Bashur]

Yeah, we Kentuckians are pretty damn awesome, if I do say so myself. Since I just recently moved to Nawlins... it just isn't the same.

[Kaeso]

Yeah, we Kentuckians are pretty damn awesome, if I do say so myself. Since I just recently moved to Nawlins... it just isn't the same.

Traitor.

[Bashur]

Traitor.

More like puss wipped.

[Red Morgan]

Fuck Kentucky and its stupid derbies and crappy chickens.

[Garn]

How can chicken be crappy?

[Cidius]

How can chicken be crappy?
If there's crap on it.

[Bashur]

If there's crap on it.

http://macrochan.org/source/4/3/43MD6DCKYZOMN2IY2ASRDUWR6KW4IVWW.jpg

[Matriel]

Yeah, we Kentuckians are pretty damn awesome, if I do say so myself. Since I just recently moved to Nawlins... it just isn't the same.

What the hell is wrong with you?

[Bashur]

What the hell is wrong with you?

Wtf, dude you lived in Lexington?! That's where I lived! I lived right behind Best Buy man! That's where I worked for a while!

[Matriel]

Yeah, still do. My house is between Clays Mill and Harrordsburg off of Pasadena. Seattle Drive.

Kaeso is here too. Going to have him over for dinner one of these nights because his poor college ass probably doesn't eat ever.

[scotw1t]

Yeah, still do. My house is between Clays Mill and Harrordsburg off of Pasadena. Seattle Drive.

Kaeso is here too. Going to have him over for dinner one of these nights because his poor college ass probably doesn't eat ever.

I"m in the same boat...feed me?

[Bashur]

Yeah, still do. My house is between Clays Mill and Harrordsburg off of Pasadena. Seattle Drive.

Kaeso is here too. Going to have him over for dinner one of these nights because his poor college ass probably doesn't eat ever.


Dude... freakin' A, I lived like... 5 minutes from you guys then before I moved behind Best Buy.

[Matriel]

Dude... freakin' A, I lived like... 5 minutes from you guys then before I moved behind Best Buy.

And then you moved to the hurricane trap. Bad Bashur. Bad.


I"m in the same boat...feed me?

Are you in the Lexington area also? Maybe I'll do a mass feed fellow nerds dinner or something.

[Kaeso]

And then you moved to the hurricane trap. Bad Bashur. Bad.



Are you in the Lexington area also? Maybe I'll do a mass feed fellow nerds dinner or something.


That is maybe the best idea I have ever heard.

[scotw1t]

Unfortunately no, I'm a few states north. I was just seeing how far your generosity went.

[Metal Wolf]

I'm just a few states to the south and enjoy fee food as well if thats how its gonna be.

[Red Morgan]

Matriel already told me that I can stay at his house if I'm ever in Kentucky or if there's a zombie apocalypse. Some day I'm going to test just how far his generosity goes and refuse to leave.

[Matriel]

Pretty much an open invitation if you guys are in any way serious.

I love to cook. And well, I can also shoot you in the face if you refuse to leave after dinner.

[Helgeran]

Damn I feel like venison now. If I ever cross the america it's probably in two years or more.

[Vattic]

Lexington is pretty close to where i live as well, but i don't think i'll be stopping by anytime soon. the only thing from kentucky that i can stand is their whiskey and robert kirkman.

[Kaeso]

Lexington is pretty close to where i live as well, but i don't think i'll be stopping by anytime soon. the only thing from kentucky that i can stand is their whiskey and robert kirkman.


What about me :(

[Bashur]

Lexington is pretty close to where i live as well, but i don't think i'll be stopping by anytime soon. the only thing from kentucky that i can stand is their whiskey and robert kirkman.
Or me? :(

[Matriel]

Lexington is pretty close to where i live as well, but i don't think i'll be stopping by anytime soon. the only thing from kentucky that i can stand is their whiskey and robert kirkman.

That's right, stay on your side of our river FIFO.

[Vattic]

haha, you guys are ok, it's the rest of kentucky i'm worried about. nothing personal guys, but i wouldn't go to kentucky without a really good reason.

[Kaeso]

Isnt hanging out with Matriel and Kaeso a good reason homo.

[Vattic]

Isnt hanging out with Matriel and Kaeso a good reason homo.



well, i don't know. i'm pretty sure that matriel is one of those "most dangerous hunt" guys that likes to fatten up his guests before pursuing them at night through the kentucky cornfields with 3 of his pals and an elephant gun. as for you, i think you'd wait till he shot me, chop of my limbs, wrap me in cellophane and take a dump on me while i lay dying. not really into that. :smirk:

[Red Morgan]

well, i don't know. i'm pretty sure that matriel is one of those "most dangerous hunt" guys that likes to fatten up his guests before pursuing them at night through the kentucky cornfields with 3 of his pals and an elephant gun. as for you, i think you'd wait till he shot me, chop of my limbs, wrap me in cellophane and take a dump on me while i lay dying. not really into that. :smirk:

This Matriel/Kaeso slash fanfiction is pretty good shit. You sir, have a career in the internets!

[Vattic]

This Matriel/Kaeso slash fanfiction is pretty good shit. You sir, have a career in the internets!
thanks! i'd have never made it this far if it wasn't for the one person who never let me down, who always held me up and never let me despair: black jesus.

http://www.itsablackthang.com/images/alix-beaujour/last-supper.jpg

[Bashur]

thanks! i'd have never made it this far if it wasn't for the one person who never let me down, who always held me up and never let me despair: black jesus.

http://www.itsablackthang.com/images/alix-beaujour/last-supper.jpg

Zombie Jesus:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/Byce/zombies.jpg

[Vattic]

no no, breck jebus or black jesus. one or the other. i don't know where you're getting this zombie shit. look, here's another picture for clarification. see?

http://3d-decoupage.com/images/19978_BlackJesus_Pg23_WEB.jpg

[Bashur]

Jesus rose from the dead on the ...3rd day I believe. He's now a Zombie... Zombie Jesus.

[Killuminati]

lol, nothings better than nigra jebus

[losinglife]

Zombie Jesus:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/Byce/zombies.jpg


thats a sweet pic

[Bashur]

thats a sweet pic

I agree, it's one of my favorites. I'm trying to find a large picture to hang above my fireplace when I actually have a fireplace to hang it above. Thinking of Jesus as Zombie Jesus actually makes you WANT to believe in him.

[Rykros]

Raptor Jesus is my fav

[losinglife]

Raptor Jesus is my fav

thats why you like buttsex

[Matriel]

well, i don't know. i'm pretty sure that matriel is one of those "most dangerous hunt" guys that likes to fatten up his guests before pursuing them at night through the kentucky cornfields with 3 of his pals and an elephant gun. as for you, i think you'd wait till he shot me, chop of my limbs, wrap me in cellophane and take a dump on me while i lay dying. not really into that. :smirk:

This just made me want to watch that move Dangerous Game with Ice T (I think that's the name of it). It's awesome.