Umm.. Can I be a beggar or not?

[Rufus]

In the interested in joining thread, I asked to join... then it got locked? So.. Yes? No?

[Atnas]

It was actually not a "Post here to join" thread but just a individual request that had loads of pages! Posting a completely new topic is what most members do, so don't worry about that. If you've made an application it might take a little while for them to make a decision.

[Rufus]

I sent in an application to the official site, but I put the name of the char I'm gonna make 'Rufus Tailwagger' instead of my niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger forum ID... I wasn't sure about that. And then I found the forums and decided to try asking here too.

[Atnas]

Then the only thing left to do is wait for the answer! I'm sure you'll receive it soon, so don't worry.

[Surly]

Looks like you're already a beggar to me!

[Wayne]

Yeah don't worry Red lets everyone interested join with no quality control whatsoever! You should do alright!

[Atnas]

Yeah don't worry Red lets everyone interested join with no quality control whatsoever! You should do alright!

Lying wont make Thelema look better!

[Rufus]

As beggars, wouldn't quality control mean not letting snobby people who expect to live rich and such in? I mean, yeah if they're kind enough to give us charity, more power to them, but our idea of life don't suit them well. Our way of life is never custom tailored by men wearing make-up with bad accents. More of thrust upon us by the crazy old lady that eats bugs and has 4 distinct personalities.

[Cidius]

As beggars, wouldn't quality control mean not letting snobby people who expect to live rich and such in? I mean, yeah if they're kind enough to give us charity, more power to them, but our idea of life don't suit them well. Our way of life is never custom tailored by men wearing make-up with bad accents. More of thrust upon us by the crazy old lady that eats bugs and has 4 distinct personalities.
Well Rufus is always so cool name that we'll probably let you in.


Hola! I want to join. Please?
And I like your style of introducing yourself. I'd like to ask though what games have you played? Just curious that's all, the games you've played usually determine your gaming personality.

[Atnas]

Poor Rufus.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/6574/img1yv0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Red Morgan]

Yeah don't worry Red lets everyone interested join with no quality control whatsoever! You should do alright!

That means a lot coming from Thelema.

BTW, how's the recruiting going for you guys? :rofl:

http://forums.anvilsociety.com/hex/images/misc/progress.gif
In the interested in joining thread, I asked to join... then it got locked? So.. Yes? No?

Hi Rufus. Sorry for the slow response, but we've had quite a surge of applications and inquiries lately. I try to research and interview any applicants who don't look like utter crap, so it takes me a while to get around to it. We only accept quality crap into the DBC. After I eat and stop being lazy I'll be sure to hit you up with an e-mail either way.

[Wayne]

Let's just say that we are working on it :D

hehe that was a good comeback though I'll give you that much.

[Cidius]

what the fuck happened?

where my arnold link went?

Edit: ...Do you always have to put every trash you can find there? It's not a trash can you know.

[Red Morgan]

what the fuck happened?

where my arnold link went?

Edit: ...Do you always have to put every trash you can find there? It's not a trash can you know.

Well this is a recruitment thread. They should be relatively troll-free.

[Cidius]

Well this is a recruitment thread. They should be relatively troll-free.
We were DISCUSSING, duh!

[Bashur]

We were DISCUSSING, duh!
Damn, that was a good conversation too...

[Rufus]

Ok, time ti try and get this thread back on the right path... Ya know, the one that leads to the cheapest bar in town.

Games I've played. I was an EQ'er for a long time. From Kunark release to Gates of Discord. I tried WoW and hated it, and was a CoH/CoV'er for a good year or so. Just quit that recently.

Other games I've played for shorter periods of time...
Horizons
Auto Assault
2Moons
Flyff
Gunz
Ryzom
And other various minor MMO's.
I've been playing for 7 or 8 years now, and before my introduction to MMO's I was (and still am) a heavy Pen&Paper RPG geek. I have atleast 10 gig worth of hard drive space dedicated to books for various systems in PDF format.

Aside from even that, I also like sparring with my friends, usually sword fighting, and usually with whatever piece of wood strong enough to not break, because we get kind of intense. My knuckles are covered in tons of tiny little scars from my early days of this when I always overestimated my blocks and got hit in the hands.

[Helgeran]

I look forward to sleeping in my piss with you soon.

Fucking geek! (send me monster manual and dm's guide kthx? plz!)

[Rufus]

I look forward to sleeping in my piss with you soon.

Fucking geek! (send me monster manual and dm's guide kthx? plz!)

3.5 work, lol? And which MM, I got 1-3 and I think the fiends folio and the d20 modern MM..

[Rykros]

I sent in an application to the official site, but I put the name of the char I'm gonna make 'Rufus Tailwagger' instead of my niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger forum ID... I wasn't sure about that. And then I found the forums and decided to try asking here too.

Maybe you should join the raven furrie pack

[Kaeso]

Poor Rufus.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/6574/img1yv0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


BEST POST EVER!

[Rufus]

You guys ran my poor thread into the ground. You killed it. Congratulations! I hope your fucking happy!.... Me, I don't care, I got my point across before the killing of the thread. So Hah! >_>...

[Kaeso]

You guys ran my poor thread into the ground. You killed it. Congratulations! I hope your fucking happy!.... Me, I don't care, I got my point across before the killing of the thread. So Hah! >_>...


What was it, again?

[Rufus]

What was it, again?


That Midnight Hobo is far superior than Dead Lizard asfar as moonshine goes. Dead Lizard might kill a cow with one sip, but Midnight Hobo will pickle it for you too!

[Kaeso]

I always liked bourbon?

[Cidius]

Maybe you should join the raven furrie pack
well if I could I'd name my character Cidius Donkeypenis

[Rufus]

Fuck the furrys. I want to play a Mahirim purely for one fact. I don't have to have a mount to outrun your punk ass. though I do want to eventually steal an Alfar mount... Oooh! Also, as a Mahirim I can start a flea collection and show off my impressive patch of mange! threat to rub it on people if they don't give me money...

[Atnas]

Maybe you should join the raven furrie pack

I don't think Helgeran is gonna let him escape that easily now when he can get mm's.

[Helgeran]

Yeah srsly. I don't like D&D but I've always liked the vulgar sword&sorcery feeling of Forgotten Realms (Baldur's Gate2 omg) and I've always felt old shit written by nerd long gone is interesting to read. So hit me up with some old shit, I think they based NWN on 3.5 so no thanks, 2edition or earlier please!

[Rufus]

Don't got alot of older stuff. Unless you're looking for first edition whitewolf games. Ya know, the stuff before they remade and renamed everything. I got vampire, werewolf and the shifter breed books, mage, exalted, and some other crap. I think I also got some DP9 stuff for heavygear and the d20 mecha compendium.

[Metal Wolf]

That wite wolf game by troika or whoever; Bloodlines has some of the best charicter designes I've seen in a game. Fucking multiple personalitly bitche screwing you over and similar shit. And the zombie killing dude in the hollywood cemetary has some fucking good lines too.

Plus any game that has sly blowjob references as a way to greet female npc's is bitchin.

[Rufus]

May the power of satan guide my hand! -bitchslap-

[Helgeran]

Don't got alot of older stuff. Unless you're looking for first edition whitewolf games. Ya know, the stuff before they remade and renamed everything. I got vampire, werewolf and the shifter breed books, mage, exalted, and some other crap. I think I also got some DP9 stuff for heavygear and the d20 mecha compendium.
I know way too many vampire larpers for my own good, got a DVD full of that stuff for christmas present one year lol.

Also Bloodlines was awesome and the combat was OK when you had celerity. When Gary tells you how he tricket you into doing his bidding I felt so damn owned.

[Wayne]

I'll ban you!

[Rufus]

wtf is with you and ban threats?

[Metal Wolf]

small penis.

[Rykros]

large free time

[Rufus]

Small penis and large amounts of free time= get a penis enlarger and stop falsely threatening bans. Kthx bai!

[Red Morgan]

He's just jealous that we continue to grow as opposed to bleeding out members.

[Rufus]

He's just jealous that we continue to grow as opposed to bleeding out members.
Speaking of growing, everyone vote yes for me to be accepted to the DBC! Or I'll shank you ingame with a dwarven masterforged butterknife!

[Wayne]

small penis.

Who doesn't have a small penis on your scale?

Luckily you lose on the IQ field!

[Rufus]

Who doesn't have a small penis on your scale?

Luckily you lose on the IQ field!

Umm... This coming from the man who said famously
I'll ban you! for no apparent reason what so ever...

[Wayne]

You don't have access to my PM inbox.

[Rufus]

I doubt I would have ever used it anyways...

[Wayne]

You sure can beg I'll give you that

[Rufus]

Better to beg than to whore, thats my philosophy!

[Wayne]

Why are you applying to DBC then?

[Rufus]

They have a good dental plan..

[Atnas]

Umm... This coming from the man who said famously for no apparent reason what so ever...

Apparant is the key word here.

[Wayne]

Half of the stuff on these forums is undecipherable unless you can read the private sections.

[Atnas]

Half of the stuff on these forums is undecipherable unless you can read the private sections.

Or just pay attention to what's going on, really.

[Cidius]

Half of the stuff on these forums is undecipherable unless you can read the private sections.
Is there like a code hidden in people's genitals?

[Metal Wolf]

actually yes, those tattos really hurt btw.

[Rufus]

When it comes time for mine, make sure I'm extremely drunk...

[Bashur]

When it comes time for mine, make sure I'm extremely drunk...

You should be drunk 24/7 if you wanna' roll wit' us!~

[Rufus]

You should be drunk 24/7 if you wanna' roll wit' us!~

Thats fine, aslong as I'm REALLY friggin drunk for that. Like.. Passed out. Possibly dead...

[Bashur]

Thats fine, aslong as I'm REALLY friggin drunk for that. Like.. Passed out. Possibly dead...

If you kill yourself, you can join.

[Wayne]

Or just chop your hands off and they'll let you in.

[Bashur]

Or just chop your hands off and they'll let you in.

No no no, that was last weeks requirment. He needs to die now.

[Rufus]

No no no, that was last weeks requirment. He needs to die now.


Anyone specialize in nercomancy? I could totally dig the whole zombie scene :grrr:

[Metal Wolf]

Just mind shotguns and chainsaws if ya decide to go the whole undead route.

I hear there kinda likely to make undead, redead.

[Rufus]

If I become a zombie... like.. Your brain is the first I'm eating Metal Wolf.. Just so ya know.

[Metal Wolf]

fair warning, ya probly gona still be hungry afterwards.

[Rufus]

Yeah, I'm thinking that the Thelema clan will be a good snack to start off with... Then I'm going after Blackie-Chan from the DF Forums...

[Wayne]

Seems pretty weird to me why they would keep you waiting for this long, Rufus.

[Kailas]

We have a very complex and detailed recruitment system that involves rings of fire and intense physical training, as well as defusing a bomb with only 10 seconds. Then you have to seduce a zebra. It's all very confusing.

[arcturussage]

We have a very complex and detailed recruitment system that involves rings of fire and intense physical training, as well as defusing a bomb with only 10 seconds. Then you have to seduce a zebra. It's all very confusing.
cut the green wire, and zebra's like the smell of coconut.

[Rufus]

Seems pretty weird to me why they would keep you waiting for this long, Rufus.

Cause Kaeso is at Dragoncon, and he's the official recruitment officer...

[Metal Wolf]

Well your in luck your gona seem like the popular jock asshole who leads the football team once he returners from that freak fest. So you might actually appear to be cool to him for a bit.

[Bashur]

Just think of it this way. If you DO get into DBC, you'll hate us so much you wouldn't think twice about leaving, just so you can PK us when the game starts.

[Rufus]

Nah, I already got my enemies figured out. Most the DBC just makes me laugh to fucking hard to hate them.

[Bashur]

Nah, I already got my enemies figured out. Most the DBC just makes me laugh to fucking hard to hate them.

Damnit, guys we arn't doing our job!

[Cidius]

We have a very complex and detailed recruitment system that involves rings of fire and intense physical training, as well as defusing a bomb with only 10 seconds. Then you have to seduce a zebra. It's all very confusing.
At some part I got lost and I read you have to seduce a bomb in 10 seconds and defuse a zebra. :confused:

[Rufus]

At some part I got lost and I read you have to seduce a bomb in 10 seconds and defuse a zebra. :confused:
I think if you could do that, you'd be raised to atleast demigod status within the DBC

[Bashur]

I think if you could do that, you'd be raised to atleast demigod status within the DBC

Or at least have the title, "Guy with a little cash".

[Cidius]

I'm working on a pic, but I'm too lazy to really "work" on it.

[Rufus]

So a picture is in the conceptual stage of things, and is likely never to leave there, because your brain is sterile. yes?

[Wayne]

Red I think it's unfair to let people in your guild just because they have a hilarious haircut.

[Rufus]

Red I think it's unfair to let people in your guild just because they have a hilarious haircut.

That picture wasn't shown until after I was accepted. But aren't hillarious/scary/wtf haircuts part of what a beggar does?

[Kaeso]

Not bathing. Thats what a beggar doesn't do.

[Bashur]

Not bathing. Thats what a beggar doesn't do.



I'll fit right in! :thumb:

[Cidius]

I'm working on a pic, but I'm too lazy to really "work" on it.
If somebody wants to do something (it has the layers divided), it's here on rapidshare (http://rapidshare.com/files/53603416/hello.psd.html) (.psd file).

[Bashur]

This thread should really just die.