Good day gentlemen

[Randai]

Lets start off with the formalities, good day or G'day depending on how it slurs out and would seem most appropriate for an australian.

Now down to the nitty gritty, names Randai, I enjoy long walks on the beach, booze, crafting and well booze.

Uhh dunno what else to say, hope you won't get sick of me and atleast some of you are insomiacs or nocturnals so that i got some people to play with when i am keeping to regular sleeping patterns.

[Atnas]

Hey there! What guild are you applying to? The Anvil, The Drunken Beggars or Thelema?

[Surly]

Permissions updated, welcome aboard!

[Atnas]

Ah, The Anvil! Welcome!

[Randai]

cheers for the welcoming fellas.

[Bashur]

Not one of us? Been a while, eh Avil?

[Garn]

Not one of us? Been a while, eh Avil?

Shush you, peasant!

[Cidius]

needs more underage asians

and boobs

[Red Morgan]

Hi there! Welcome to Surly's oppressive regime.

[Bashur]

Shush you, peasant!

Holy crap, I've been promoted to peasant?!:merriment:

[Kaeso]

I like Dingos and Kangaroos.... Marsupials are where it is. If My mama had a puch i would still be riding it.

[Metal Wolf]

Cheery Hellos from Thelma.



Ps. Its best to avoid bending over in front of most of us.

[Atnas]

Cheery Hellos from Thelma.



Ps. Its best to avoid bending over in front of most of us.

As if your sig wasn't enough of a warning!

[Randai]

Cheery Hellos from Thelma.



Ps. Its best to avoid bending over in front of most of us.


I love the sig, from browsing around yesterday afternoon abit I found myself having a good laugh at a lot of sigs.

[Metal Wolf]

Fuck, I forgot I was still using that here.

Shows how much attention I pay to my posts.

[Randai]

I like Dingos and Kangaroos.... Marsupials are where it is. If My mama had a puch i would still be riding it.




In Australia we eat our national animal . . . (the kangaroos). Never tried it myself, but people say its really lean, not sure about dingos.

[Surly]

Is it true that you ride around inside kangaroo pouches as a form of public transportation to, like, get to work and stuff?

[Randai]

Short answer, Yes.

Long answer.

It all dates back to one of our biggest failures when our soldiers got slaughtered by turks in what ever world war, anyhow either way I can't be fucked getting the details on it, basically we got given the wrong order and people got gunned down.
So now they turned this monumental failure into a day to remember how much they got shot, pretty much its like how Christmas and Easter are now, really skewed and nothing like they were originally.
So it pretty much consists of diggers (old guys who didn't get shot. Not the fags on digg.com) coming down main streets of cities riding either in kangaroo pouches with pride, or using the newer method of koala skates. We also celebrate it by building igloos on our front lawns to show them we remember . . . but that part isn't catching on too well considering Anzac day is in summer and well our summers are fucking hot and it melts in minutes.

[Surly]

koala skates sound cool

[Randai]

Yeah they do . . . and they don't even require leg movements thats why they were implement for the old folks, just feed them some gum leaves and BAM off they go.
I figure thats how they'd work if they were real, If only oooh if only.

[Surly]

You.... you lied to me?

[Randai]

Lied is such a harsh word. I mean . . . its not like i had a choice I had to prove my country worthy WORTHY.

Kangaroo part is entirely true though, so when you come to Australia if ever, you must look for the kangaroo express its quite fast and if you don't see it around well its one of our sick practical jokes, see if Kangapress was given to the world the advances in technology over the world would be immense. It revonlutionise pretty much every field from computers to medical.

We talk the talk, but due to unstable material in the process of the Kangapress we can't allow the secret to leave the country.

[Brilliant]

Welcome! Hello!

[Bashur]

Lied is such a harsh word. I mean . . . its not like i had a choice I had to prove my country worthy WORTHY.

Kangaroo part is entirely true though, so when you come to Australia if ever, you must look for the kangaroo express its quite fast and if you don't see it around well its one of our sick practical jokes, see if Kangapress was given to the world the advances in technology over the world would be immense. It revonlutionise pretty much every field from computers to medical.

We talk the talk, but due to unstable material in the process of the Kangapress we can't allow the secret to leave the country.

Your signature is freakin' me out, bro...

[Red Morgan]

Your signature is freakin' me out, bro...

Yeah, I second that... and it takes a lot to unnerve me.

[Randai]

Yeah, I second that... and it takes a lot to unnerve me.

Its a step by step progess i assure you.

Brings the fear in people, THE FEAR.

[Bashur]

Its a step by step progess i assure you.

Brings the fear in people, THE FEAR.

Like... like uh... like... is he a snot man? Or... like... a rotting tree man? Does he have severe gingivitis? I mean... like... is he okay?...:confused:

EDIT: Ohhhh... that's the joker after he fell from that bell tower, right?

[Randai]

Like... like uh... like... is he a snot man? Or... like... a rotting tree man? Does he have severe gingivitis? I mean... like... is he okay?...:confused:

EDIT: Ohhhh... that's the joker after he fell from that bell tower, right?

Embodiment of evil is what i was aiming for, but if you wanna go with joker falling from the bell tower i am cool with that.

[Helgeran]

:thumb: you will have the yellow shift once this games gets going.

[Randai]

yellow shift?

[Helgeran]

yellow shift?
the asian zerg

[Wayne]

I thought you meant mexican food and bowel movement.

[Randai]

Dammit, I have to deal with asians every game i play . . . BASTARDS, they come in droves upon droves.

[Rufus]

I think with the clan system and full open pvp, it will be hard for asian gold farming companies to get a foothold in the game. I mean, do you want them farming your resources, fucking your economy? No! Clan war against the gold farmers!

[Wayne]

I think with the clan system and full open pvp, it will be hard for asian gold farming companies to get a foothold in the game. I mean, do you want them farming your resources, fucking your economy? No! Clan war against the gold farmers!

The economy of China would collapse if you completely weeded out Goldfarming from MMORPGs.

[Rufus]

The economy of China would collapse if you completely weeded out Goldfarming from MMORPGs.

lolz, lets pwn them then!