Cidius
08-18-2007, 10:39 PM
What the fuck is with the roleplaying on official, I've been looking at the story making for a while now, and it just seems that they really want to play MUDs where they can control their path. Usually somebody writes like "Jack cut his penis" and other guy didn't like that so he writes "Miriam sucked the bleeding part so hard that Jack's other kidney came out and magically turned into a new penis".
Why the fuck can't they just start a story and assign characters for everybody and the OP could play the Dungeon Master and every player in the game could write what they'd do. Like "A lot of apples suddenly turn into applmutants who attack your group", "Miriam starts blowing Jack", "MarrymeX2 summons the Purple Penis", "Jack enjoys", "Applmutants start to masturbate while watching Miriam", "Purple Penis penetrates the mighty fortresses of the applmutans called the ribcages", "Applmutants die instantly and one manages to finish before dying".
Why the fuck can't they just start a story and assign characters for everybody and the OP could play the Dungeon Master and every player in the game could write what they'd do. Like "A lot of apples suddenly turn into applmutants who attack your group", "Miriam starts blowing Jack", "MarrymeX2 summons the Purple Penis", "Jack enjoys", "Applmutants start to masturbate while watching Miriam", "Purple Penis penetrates the mighty fortresses of the applmutans called the ribcages", "Applmutants die instantly and one manages to finish before dying".