Your favorite homo is back [Archive]

Jaice

09-19-2009, 11:14 AM

Zomg, so I deployed to Qatar for 6 months...had a blast woot. I'm back in germany now for another 2 years. I'm thinking about trying out MO, considering pre-ordering and downloading today...ill let you guys know when im in game.

Hope everyone has been doing well, see ya soon. :yank:

Omley Boozebeard

09-19-2009, 11:27 AM

Shneddi

09-19-2009, 11:29 AM

you can preorder my shit i think it will be better than mo

Omley Boozebeard

09-19-2009, 11:30 AM

you can preorder my shit i think it will be better than mo

Don't listen to the haters! It's still shaping up to be good, theres just nothing to do at the moment.

Jaice

09-19-2009, 11:36 AM

Hmm I see...nothing to do. Hmm well at least I could get used to the areas....can i craft? I like doing that.

Durthar

09-19-2009, 11:44 AM

judging by the speed of development, it will be a while until MO is ready to be out ( = with things to do )

Thatcher

09-19-2009, 11:54 AM

Best returning member in a while. tetsu will be thrilled

comestible

09-19-2009, 11:55 AM

Exciting!

Villa

09-19-2009, 12:02 PM

Hey, do they really allow soldiers to play games?

Goobles

09-19-2009, 02:03 PM

you ARE my favorite homo, boozebeard just smells

Omley Boozebeard

09-19-2009, 02:16 PM

Hmm I see...nothing to do. Hmm well at least I could get used to the areas....can i craft? I like doing that.

I assume so, at least last time i logged in crafting was working. It's a very experimental system so prehaps you will have fun.

Riddle

09-19-2009, 02:42 PM

Come play Warhammer with us jaice! Look for the Warhammer US Server thread somewhere. that'll tell you all you need to know.

Uzik

09-19-2009, 02:59 PM

We should declare this week an Anvil Holiday in celebration over the return of Jaice!

Unfortunately, Mortal is in REAL early beta. They are slowly implementing new systems and working through lots of bugs.

The crafting system is largely functional now though. It is very in depth, and pretty interesting.

Crafting:

There are like 60 different types of resources, each one has different attributes. Most weapons have 4 or more different parts. You choose what to make the parts out of, and it makes the weapon different.

For example, a really heavy warhammer will do more damage, but take a lot more stamina to swing and be slow.

I do think that there is hope for the game, but it wont be ready for release for awhile. If you genuinely enjoy helping the developers with the game, now would be a perfect time for you. But if you want to actually play the game, I would hold off on it.

comestible

09-19-2009, 03:24 PM

Let's play with each others balls plz.
http://forums.anvilsociety.com/showthread.php?t=7245

I still haven't had a chance to multiplay!

Jaice

09-19-2009, 04:31 PM

Thanks for the love all. I am glad to be back. Riddle I may consider playing warhammer with you. I have the european version though...do I have to BUY the US version? I have a 40 rune priest. I just lost interest in the game....played on open rvr server.

I wouldn't mind helping the developers with the game, If I can help make a good game I want to play then im all for it. I havent full recovered from niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger.

Jaice

09-19-2009, 04:53 PM

We should declare this week an Anvil Holiday in celebration over the return of Jaice!

This is pure win....someone make this happen.:wink:

Mikee

09-19-2009, 07:48 PM

Go Jaice! Did you hear about the filter? Try to make a post and say "b lack" in it, minus that spacebar after b.

Atnas

09-20-2009, 12:06 AM

MrBlah

09-20-2009, 01:04 AM

MY FAVORITE BITCH IS BACK!!!! HOORAY!!!!!

you could also help us out with your Spanish Inquisition source mod.

Kietharr

09-20-2009, 01:49 AM

MO sucks balls so far, maybe it will be good but probably not. Currently we're playing HoN more than anything, and its basically DotA with shiny graphics. Majesty 2 also being played but I think multiplayer will be limited at best considering how slow paced it gets.

Jaice

09-20-2009, 02:41 AM

Go Jaice! Did you hear about the filter? Try to make a post and say "b lack" in it, minus that spacebar after b.

Mikee...surely you jest and there is no filter on this forum...lemme try.

niggerniggerniggerniggernigger :cuss:

Jaice

09-20-2009, 02:42 AM

BWAHAHAHA I lol'ed

Mikee

09-20-2009, 02:42 AM

Mikee...surely you jest and there is no filter on this forum...lemme try.

niggerniggerniggerniggernigger :cuss:
Heheheh.

losinglife

09-20-2009, 08:23 AM

Dear Jaice,

http://pic.aebn.net/Stream/Movie/Boxcovers/a87344_xlf.jpg

Love,
Losinglife

Jaice

09-20-2009, 11:51 AM

Wow, i am speechless at the above. I don't know which is more of a turn off, that ugly penis or the whores trying to suck it. Either way, none of em got shit on me.

comestible

09-20-2009, 02:42 PM

The one on the left is going for the camera.

Atnas

09-20-2009, 04:04 PM

Wow, i am speechless at the above. I don't know which is more of a turn off, that ugly penis or the whores trying to suck it. Either way, none of em got shit on me.

Well they aren't exactly trying to suck it are they? I think it looks more like they are singing, or something. If I had photoshop skills I'd be turning that into an artist poster or something.

Lily

09-20-2009, 04:12 PM

Wow, i am speechless at the above. I don't know which is more of a turn off, that ugly penis or the whores trying to suck it. Either way, none of em got shit on me.

I have to agree that it's not an attractive looking cock. Aren't the teeth on the girl on the left a little offputting too? Teeth and blowjobs aren't a good combination.

comestible

09-20-2009, 04:19 PM

The 'sight' of teeth is irrelevant, it's still a purdy mouth. Unless shes got tobacco teeth or daggers lol.

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Kran De Loy

09-20-2009, 04:50 PM

YouTUBE doesn't allow real porn, hence anything from YouTUBE can not be pron, hence I didn't watch it.

Also, teeth are a possibility of use in a BJ, just needs to be done right. By right I mean with no gnashing or biteing, just a gentle scrap to throw in some variation, usually done best at that moment just before I climax.

Also a current run down of the games we're done recently.
SWAT4
Heroes of Newerth (AKA Homos of Niggertown) (Surly came up with that)
WarHammer MMO
BattleField 2 (On the FTP[?])
Killing Floor
Team Fortress 2
Left4Dead
Majesty 2 (On the FTP)
Natural Selection (Free Half-Life1 Mod)

Stuff we stopped doing...
Mortal Online Beta - You heard about that already
World of Warcraft - UO private server (Uzik's Idea, and I'm not sure if he's been shot at for it, yet)

I can't think of anything else atm...

Surly

09-20-2009, 05:13 PM

Also, teeth are a possibility of use in a BJ, just needs to be done right. By right I mean with no gnashing or biteing, just a gentle scrap to throw in some variation, usually done best at that moment just before I climax.

I completely and utterly disagree, faggot.

Jaice

09-20-2009, 05:14 PM

Hmm ok I'll review that game list......OH!!! Have we given any more thought to global agenda?

Lily

09-20-2009, 05:20 PM

This forum is so educational! I always thought just the thought of teeth was scary.

Uzik

09-20-2009, 05:23 PM

$5 that Kran is a virgin.

comestible

09-20-2009, 05:26 PM

YouTUBE doesn't allow real porn, hence anything from YouTUBE can not be pron, hence I didn't watch it.I can't think of anything else atm...

It isn't supposed to be a porn, idiot. That didn't cross your mind?

Durthar

09-20-2009, 05:26 PM

$5 that Kran is a virgin.
only 5? you don't sound so sure

comestible

09-20-2009, 05:28 PM

I'm adding Madballs to the the game list.

Maballs

only 5? you don't sound so sure

5$ can buy a lot of Vero's.

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Jolle Poker

09-20-2009, 05:46 PM

I have to agree that it's not an attractive looking cock. Aren't the teeth on the girl on the left a little offputting too? Teeth and blowjobs aren't a good combination.

I wouldn't stop there, I would go so far as to saying they are two whores who wants lots of mushroom looking cocks to eat for dinner. That scares me, especially when the word "sandwich" is involved.

Now, on the topic of mushrooms: Let's all take a minute and remember this video:

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Kran De Loy

09-20-2009, 06:02 PM

$5 that Kran is a virgin.
Just because I fumble around in the dark doesn't mean I haven't any experience at all, Uzik. You need to let me know when I'm doing something wrong, instead of just laying there. I know you like that RealLife doll your uncle got you, but you need to realize sex just isn't fun if you don't participate.

Also: HAHAHAHAAH I got linked to this site that had all these methods to adjust the size, shape, width, angle and what not of a male sex doll's penis. It was hilarious, so I was trying to Google to find it again when my boss walks in all fast and sees me looking up male sex dolls and I have to have this 10 minute conversation about what I was doing to mess with you guys.

LordTenacious

09-20-2009, 06:05 PM

Now, on the topic of mushrooms: Let's all take a minute and remember this video:

How about we don't.

Lily

09-20-2009, 06:08 PM

I'm not sure what's more surprising, the guy dancing around more or less naked in a horse mask, or that he has a friend willing to film it.

Mikee

09-20-2009, 06:23 PM

BattleField 2 (On the FTP[?])

Unfortunately that's impossible. Battlefield 2's registry is ultra vigilant. It's only ten bucks though. I had to rebuy it because I have a laptop now. I should have it sometime next week.

Villa

09-20-2009, 08:59 PM

I would like to add my support to the 'teeth during sucky sucky can be good' campaign.

Kran De Loy

09-20-2009, 09:16 PM

http://www.deviantart.com/download/114096186/Custom_Awesome_Smiley_1_by_LinkG07.png

They can be good in a Blow Job.

Jaice

09-20-2009, 09:17 PM

this thread has taken on a life of its own. its great to be back =)

Atnas

09-20-2009, 09:27 PM

It's nice to have you back, altough I still don't think you're real old chap!

Kran De Loy

09-20-2009, 09:30 PM

It's nice to have you back, altough I still don't think you're real old chap!
Watch it Fatnas, he lives close enough to you for a quick visit. That and he's Military(?) trained.

Atnas

09-20-2009, 09:34 PM

No, he's not. He's not real, I told you!

MrBlah

09-20-2009, 10:27 PM

Also: HAHAHAHAAH I got linked to this site that had all these methods to adjust the size, shape, width, angle and what not of a male sex doll's penis. It was hilarious, so I was trying to Google to find it again when my boss walks in all fast and sees me looking up male sex dolls and I have to have this 10 minute conversation about what I was doing to mess with you guys.

:rofl:

That was funny.

So....when are the rumors around your office going to start that you are infact gay? I mean, its already known here. Just a matter of time I guess.

comestible

09-21-2009, 12:38 AM

:rofl:

That was funny.

So....when are the rumors around your office going to start that you are infact gay? I mean, its already known here. Just a matter of time I guess.

OOh DAYM. OH SNAPPPP!!!!

I started thinking of teethy bj's and this came to mind.
Skip to 6:35

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Kran De Loy

09-21-2009, 02:07 AM

OOh DAYM. OH SNAPPPP!!!!

I started thinking of teethy bj's and this came to mind.
Skip to 6:35

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... Sooooo .... ... :yank: = :stabbed: = :(

Surly

09-21-2009, 02:16 AM

fatnas is right. jaice is the pigment of my imagination.

comestible

09-21-2009, 02:24 AM

fatnas is right. jaice is the pigment of my imagination.

He's the only man of color in your gay fantasies?

Jaice

09-21-2009, 02:41 AM

fatnas is right. jaice is the pigment of my imagination.

Oh boy....So about my office and me being gay. Hmm most know one or the other, but I'm good at my job, so noone bothers me. Don't ask don't tell will be repealed soon enough and then im going to become an officer when it does.

Atnas I am real, ask my boyfriend =P.

He's the only man of color in your gay fantasies?

LOL, surly you can get whatever ya like :thumb:

Jaice

09-21-2009, 02:53 AM

Lol atnas thinks Ive been trolling you guys since January 2009......if only I were that good.:rofl:

Kran De Loy

09-21-2009, 02:58 AM

Send him a box of Chocolate, you'll either blow his mind or win his trust.

Omley Boozebeard

09-21-2009, 09:30 AM

Stuff we stopped doing...
Mortal Online Beta - You heard about that already

I can't think of anything else atm...

I wouldn't say thats stopped, just postponed.

Mikee

09-21-2009, 03:15 PM

While you're back, what will you be doing? Do you have some sort of job?

Jaice

09-22-2009, 08:08 AM

While you're back, what will you be doing? Do you have some sort of job?

Yep, I go back to my normal job loading cargo planes...I'm like a UPS for the airforce lol

TangerineSky

09-22-2009, 02:52 PM

Yep, I go back to my normal job loading cargo planes...I'm like a UPS for the airforce lol
One of my best freinds does the same exact thing for the AF in Seattle Washington.