View Full Version : $70- Things you could've bought.
Red Morgan
09-01-2009, 07:49 PM
http://www.brandonbird.com/supper.jpg
An original James Woods in the Last Supper 36"x24" oil painting. $70
http://www.casualtysimulation.com/gallery/d/295-4/8ft-prop-intestines
8ft. Latex Intestines $70
http://www.usgalco.com/Catalog/large/SC-revolver-in-use.jpg
Leather IWB Holster $70
http://www.powerdrink.djhmarketing.com/images/vemma-v2-FridgePacksmall.jpg
30 pk of Vemma Mangosteen Energy Drinks $70
http://s.sears.com/is/image/Sears/00897878000?hei=248&wid=248&op_sharpen=1&resMode=sharp&op_usm=0.9,0.5,0,0
Koolatron Coke Can Cooler $70
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/6876/repaired2fv2.jpg
Red Morgan
09-01-2009, 07:49 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3528/3766257141_0ec74526e6.jpg
Florida Punishers Basketball Singlet $70
http://www.dog-training-pet-shop.com/images/PBC00-11005.jpg
Petsafe Deluxe Spray Bark Inhibitor Collar $70
http://www.steroids-pharmacy.com/images/sustanon.jpg
Sustanon 250 Testosterone Steroid Blend $70
http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/pinclock.jpg
Pin-art Alarm Clock $70
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_x8gxDGAv3iM/SS4T2pbZaII/AAAAAAAAG7w/qQL2hrINBR0/s320/CIMG0471.JPG
Korean Idol Print Love Pillow $70
Red Morgan
09-01-2009, 08:05 PM
http://www.4tnz.com/files/adamlabertcurtain_0.JPG
Adam Labert Shower Curtain $70
http://www.dwg10.com/dwgalf/5-06-09-1_073.jpg
UGC Fluff n Flop Pink Sandals &70
http://icesled.com/images/1Boy_on_Slicer-Summer.jpg
Slicer Summer Grass Sled $70
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mUAElRwmdZg/SdhlEQKL3LI/AAAAAAAAAJs/h8XyCo27B7w/s320/10063339b.jpg
Claire Anime Polyresin Kit $70
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/282/curatorvt8.jpg
QTY 6 Harpactira sp. curator aka Baboon Spider $70
Spades
09-01-2009, 08:07 PM
So the game sucks?
losinglife
09-01-2009, 08:14 PM
lol at the james woods painting. I would totally own that..... tho my favorite so far is the zombie last supper. I wonder if they make THAT on canvas
Spinewire
09-01-2009, 08:25 PM
70 days and nights with your mother?
Tiarilir
09-01-2009, 08:26 PM
http://static.fleshlight.com/images/products/large_499.jpg
Stamina Training Unit: $69.95
Spinewire
09-01-2009, 08:30 PM
Stamina training? never heard it called that before.
How much was your cock piercing?
Durthar
09-01-2009, 08:31 PM
doesnt simple wanking work for stamina training?
Goobles
09-01-2009, 08:32 PM
http://www.linuxgames.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/hon_logo.png
http://i.zdnet.com/blogs/world-of-warcraft-logo.jpg
Kran De Loy
09-01-2009, 08:39 PM
doesnt simple wanking work for stamina training?
No, sir. You must first find than apply a large metal object into your penis. Personally I prefer that people willing to undergo this task put with through their testicles.
Than you must train yourself by having someone else use the training tool on you for at a minimum of 6 hours strait without ejaculating. This tool is only used as a replacement for a real vagoo because 1) 99.9999% of women are not capable of sex for 6 hours strait and 2) if you had a women riding you for 6 hours and you STILL didn't get off, son, there's something seriously wrong with you.
Durthar
09-01-2009, 09:12 PM
my dick would disintegrate after 6 hours
Capricious
09-01-2009, 09:21 PM
Cozy Coupe 30th Anniversary Edition
http://edge101.dealsdirect.net/images/products/22898/2/product1_22898.jpg
OR
http://images.inmagine.com/img/blendimages/bld103/bld103028.jpg
+
http://authenticsteroids.com/imgp/Rohypnol-1mg30tabs.jpg
Atnas
09-01-2009, 09:23 PM
Ehe. Ehehehe.
Kran De Loy
09-01-2009, 09:36 PM
my dick would disintegrate after 6 hours
Agreed. Although one time I had a girlfriend. I got her to try some X so we could try having sex for as long as possible multiple orgasims and stuff. I think I only got three out of me before my popsicle was too soft to even try to get it back up. Neither of us were counting her's, but the act did go on for 2 hours and 55 minutes (or about that) of nearly non-stop crotch bumping. That was the best sex I ever had in my life and probably will get nothing to ever match it again... Ah, now I miss her. :(
Capricious
09-01-2009, 09:39 PM
3 hours of sex is fun? Fuck that. Wham bam, time for a nap, have that sandwich ready for me when I wake up.
Kran De Loy
09-01-2009, 09:41 PM
3 hours of sex is fun? Fuck that. Wham bam, time for a nap, have that sandwich ready for me when I wake up.
Yeah, your union. Lazy bastard.
losinglife
09-01-2009, 09:51 PM
3 hours of sex is fun? Fuck that. Wham bam, time for a nap, have that sandwich ready for me when I wake up.
:thumb:
Surly
09-01-2009, 09:56 PM
One barrel of crude oil
Tetsu
09-01-2009, 10:01 PM
Agreed. Although one time I had a girlfriend. I got her to try some X so we could try having sex for as long as possible multiple orgasims and stuff. I think I only got three out of me before my popsicle was too soft to even try to get it back up. Neither of us were counting her's, but the act did go on for 2 hours and 55 minutes (or about that) of nearly non-stop crotch bumping. That was the best sex I ever had in my life and probably will get nothing to ever match it again... Ah, now I miss her. :(
shoulda candy flipped. fire, lightning, and 45 sec back spasms.
Jolle Poker
09-01-2009, 10:12 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mUAElRwmdZg/SdhlEQKL3LI/AAAAAAAAAJs/h8XyCo27B7w/s320/10063339b.jpg
Claire Anime Polyresin Kit $70
Even though the anime sucked, I still want this.
Kran De Loy
09-01-2009, 10:19 PM
Even though the anime sucked, I still want this.
I don't get dolls. I mean, both that I do not acquire them nor do I understand them. It's a mother fucking doll!
Also, the anime did suck. THe manga is okay, but I liked that auther's other story Angel Desetsu or whatever. I think it translated to Legend of an Angel.
Durthar
09-01-2009, 10:44 PM
Honestly, many of these new animes suck, the ones i liked most were the movies akira and princess mononoke.
thats right, this thread is about anime now.
edit: i made my post more understandable by adding punctuation
editedit: i meant to say post, this is not MY thread yet
Jolle Poker
09-01-2009, 10:51 PM
I don't get dolls. I mean, both that I do not acquire them nor do I understand them. It's a mother fucking doll!
Also, the anime did suck. THe manga is okay, but I liked that auther's other story Angel Desetsu or whatever. I think it translated to Legend of an Angel.
It's not a doll, it's a figure. You put it on a shelf like you would put a painting on a wall. There it stays until you decide to look at it (up close), perhaps play with a little because you are bored. Perhaps check under it's skirt if it's that type of figure.
And yes Durthar, I agree.
treefingers
09-02-2009, 01:11 AM
i have little green alien figures on my pc monitor i got from a quarter machine
one is holding some sort of stick it actually looks like little canoe paddle. the other is on roller skates? he also looks like hes having a blast.
but i stuck them there with sticky velcro tape stuff so they wont fall down during any fits of nerd rage or muscle spasms
niccoli
09-02-2009, 01:14 AM
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/6876/repaired2fv2.jpg
I've got more than the money already spent, where do I order this?? :thumb:
Isamael
09-02-2009, 01:57 AM
The Adam Labert shower curtain is the creepiest thing I've ever seen in a bathroom. I'd pay 70 bucks for that hands down. Then I'd get a stepladder and hang it outside Atnas' bedroom window. Maybe sneek a peek while I'm at it.
This thread is win.
comestible
09-02-2009, 01:58 AM
http://a951.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/128/l_553dd54c6706ea6a3ed2b59811ad84d6.gif
losinglife
09-02-2009, 03:23 AM
The Adam Labert shower curtain is the creepiest thing I've ever seen in a bathroom. I'd pay 70 bucks for that hands down. Then I'd get a stepladder and hang it outside Atnas' bedroom window. Maybe sneek a peek while I'm at it.
This thread is win.
lololololololololol
MrBlah
09-02-2009, 03:28 AM
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/6876/repaired2fv2.jpg
You have to pay Brilliant $70 every time you wanna have sex?
mantoe
09-02-2009, 04:06 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/05/21/Colin/index.html
TangerineSky
09-02-2009, 04:35 AM
http://www.postercheckout.com/PrintImagesNew/EUR/23901446.jpg
Cute Kitten-Kaboodle
(Rolled Canvas)
by Rachael Hale (http://www.postercheckout.com/PictureGroup.asp?SArtist=Rachael_Hale&ArtistID=3400)
http://s3.amazonaws.com/bonanzleimages/afu/images/0407/2562/GC464_open.jpg
Sweet Cigar Box
http://images.alibris.com/isbn/9780199100965.gif
Children scratch and sniff British History Book
http://www.handmadecatalog.com/files/cache/3303c2cd65d18af2f4bb5f82db8b0fa1.jpg
A dozen jelly jars for smelling to mix and match
http://www.acehardwaresuperstore.com/imagemagic.php?img=images/483886.jpg&w=75&h=49&page=
Portable Orbit Sander
http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-71400586895278_2069_250800747
Craps bumper rubber for your craps table at home
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41zkWh8uU5L._SL500_AA280_.jpg
A sweet skateboard deck
http://trus.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pTRU1-3038553reg.jpg
A medela breast pump
Goobles
09-02-2009, 05:23 AM
stuff you can buy instead of hon
aside from the breast pump nothing there is interesting
also what would happen if you put your dinger in that?
Tetsu
09-02-2009, 05:25 AM
aside from the breast pump nothing there is interesting
also what would happen if you put your dinger in that?
orgasm might happen
stalwart
09-02-2009, 08:46 AM
okay, i laughed out loud at the last picture in the OP.
Thatcher
09-02-2009, 09:21 AM
okay, i laughed out loud at the last picture in the OP.
you're welcome
Rougie
09-02-2009, 12:10 PM
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/1685/wurmk.jpg
Goobles
09-02-2009, 01:32 PM
java
for 70$ you could buy a plane ticket to yellowknife!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4dL4qGjfcZE/SCuMOc_A9-I/AAAAAAAAAaA/YpsNEO1Y9KA/s320/Northern%2BLights%2Bover%2BYellowknife%2B%23%2B7..jpeg
comestible
09-02-2009, 01:46 PM
Why they only sell ingame silver.
Isamael
09-02-2009, 02:15 PM
http://a951.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/128/l_553dd54c6706ea6a3ed2b59811ad84d6.gif
SEGATA SANSHIRO, SEGATA SANSHIRO! SEGASATAAAAN SHIRO!
(YOU MUST PLAY SEGA SATURN!!!)
Sega saturn is, in my opinion, the most brilliant advertising campaign in recorded history (I say recorded because those babylonians were cunning bastards)
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TangerineSky
09-02-2009, 03:02 PM
aside from the breast pump nothing there is interesting
also what would happen if you put your dinger in that?
its stuff you could buy instead of MO and I thought the Cigar dehumidifier box was pretty cool.
This thread needs to be recreated on the MO forums.
Tiarilir
09-02-2009, 04:15 PM
Stamina training? never heard it called that before.
How much was your cock piercing?
about 70€ in total with the cleaning soap.
So a bit more expensive than MO, but infinitly more useful.
Tetsu
09-02-2009, 04:17 PM
the cleaning soap.
bwahahahahaha
I thought the Cigar dehumidifier box was pretty cool.
You don't actually smoke cigars, do you?
Capricious
09-02-2009, 07:27 PM
Gotta keep them cigars nice and dry, garn.
TangerineSky
09-02-2009, 07:38 PM
You don't actually smoke cigars, do you?
haha, no.
Tetsu
09-02-2009, 07:39 PM
Gotta keep them cigars nice and dry, garn.
nothing like a nice dry philly.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3528/3766257141_0ec74526e6.jpg
Florida Punishers Basketball Singlet $70
Well, sux to be on Punishers Basketball Team. it's, probably, all whites team, cause there is no way a niggerniggerniggerniggernigger dude would wear that :rofl:
TangerineSky
09-02-2009, 07:50 PM
Well, sux to be on Punishers Basketball Team. it's, probably, all whites team, cause there is no way a niggerniggerniggerniggernigger dude would wear that :rofl:
lol, that looks like a wrestling singlet. I've never seen basketball players wear them.
HAHA, did you guys know that every time you type niggerniggerniggerniggernigger it plugs niggerniggernigger!!!! brilliant
I have a niggerniggerniggerniggernigger cat.
I like my coffe niggerniggerniggerniggernigger, please.
Red Morgan
09-02-2009, 07:59 PM
Racism isn't cool man. Seriously, stop it or I'm going to infract you.
Spades
09-02-2009, 08:08 PM
So does the game suck or not?
If you enjoy <a href="http://www.meatspin.com">This</a>, then this game is GREAT!
losinglife
09-02-2009, 08:59 PM
for 70$ i will sleep with your sister
Shneddi
09-02-2009, 09:26 PM
for 70$ i will sleep with your sister
id do it for free then have to spend 70$ on sexual healthcare./
losinglife
09-02-2009, 11:23 PM
id do it for free then have to spend 70$ on sexual healthcare./
sexual healthcare?
LordTenacious
09-02-2009, 11:27 PM
Hey guys, I like sex too. Can I join the club where we talk about how awesome sex is? Because it is.
MrBlah
09-02-2009, 11:27 PM
sexual healthcare?
$70 to tell him he just got ghanarhea
LordTenacious
09-02-2009, 11:28 PM
$70 to tell him he just got ghanarhea
god damnit
Also, I sure like sex.
losinglife
09-02-2009, 11:55 PM
$70 to tell him he just got ghanarhea
and 90$ to cure it :wink:
Vanno
09-13-2009, 06:11 PM
Racism isn't cool man. Seriously, stop it or I'm going to infract you.
Lol, what is this a niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger forum? Also, when did you enter the pimping business?
Supreme
09-13-2009, 07:36 PM
Lol, what is this a niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger forum? Also, when did you enter the pimping business?
Brilliant
treefingers
09-13-2009, 09:04 PM
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You guys will be thanking me when Mortal Online comes out in 2012 and rocks hard!
MrBlah
09-15-2009, 06:42 AM
You guys will be thanking me when Mortal Online comes out in 2012 and rocks hard!
Im counting 2013 myself.
Motavia
09-15-2009, 01:16 PM
$70 to tell him he just got ghanarhea
I assume that's the disease you get from spending too much time here:
http://www.luventicus.org/mapas/africa/ghana.gif
I think this guy must have it:
http://theglodjos.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/ghana41.jpg
MrBlah
09-16-2009, 12:02 AM
I assume that's the disease you get from spending too much time here:
http://www.luventicus.org/mapas/africa/ghana.gif
I think this guy must have it:
http://theglodjos.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/ghana41.jpg
It is a distinct possibility.
If I';m not mistaken, isn't this the country that exports a shitload of yellow cake uranium?
LordTenacious
10-13-2009, 01:24 PM
You are mistaken.
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