I'm so hungry.

[Cyfae]

Can anyone please spare some coin? My children haven't eaten in several days.

If you can just donate a few cents a day. Just a few cents to feed my poor and starving children.

http://www.old-picture.com/indians/pictures/Poor-Children.jpg

Just look at sad and pathetic and hungry they look!

They used to look like this:
http://www.truehealth.org/obesity2.jpg

*sigh* Those were the days.. My little ones used to participate in Sumo Wrestling tournaments.

Anyways, I'm Cyfae. I look forward to meeting all of you! and just remember that only a few cents a day could buy me and my poor hungry weak inferior children Taco Bell each week!

[Cidius]

I've learned from my mistakes.

http://www.avl.com.cn/life/sheying123/star050510/images/10.jpg

[Metal Wolf]

Ha! I bet you cock still gets open sores from that time.

[Bashur]

Heh, no "Hello", or "Welcome"..?

[Brilliant]

Heh, no "Hello", or "Welcome"..?Lol, she posted at 11pm on a Friday and at 2am you are surprised there is no more than 3 posts?

Also, Hello!

[Bashur]

Nah, just suprised that the three posts don't say "Welcome" or somethin' like that.

[Atnas]

I'm afraid that your signature, Bashur, sickens me too much to focus on anything else.

[Brilliant]

Also, Welcome to another female gamer =)

[Bashur]

Dude, no love for my wedding pic?

Ouch, that hurts.

[Atnas]

Also, Welcome to another female gamer =)

I've never seen so many females gathered in one place before! Ohgodohgodohgod

[Bashur]

I've never seen so many females gathered in one place before! Ohgodohgodohgod
Here, quick, you can borrow my Colostomy bag!!

Breaaaathhh.... brrreeeaaattthhhh...

[Surly]

Humbug!

[Red Morgan]

Hellobug!

[TangerineSky]

So where do I drop the money off? Also I'll need a receipt for tax deductions. I just want your kids to be fat pigs again...

[Fylraen]

I am going to kill your children.

[Red Morgan]

I am going to kill your children.

Damn man, you're not even in any of the guilds here and you're still hazing the poor noobs!

That is, unless it's like common-law marriage and you were just inducted in...

[Bashur]

I am going to kill your children.
They already died, Sky didn't send the money fast enough!!!! >:(

[Red Morgan]

They already died, Sky didn't send the money fast enough!!!! >:(

He doesn't have any money...

[Bashur]

He doesn't have any money...
WE WERE FOOLED!

[Rykros]

Does starvation lead to Asianization or did your kids just develop Downs Syndrome as a side effect of mal-nurishment?