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Surly

08-05-2009, 01:25 AM

Get to the choppa!!!

http://www.mortalonline.com/forums/20564-modest-proposal-female-gamers-we-will-pay-you-hang-out-us.html#post469531

It's publicity stunt time.

I created some temporary Mortal Online forum sigs for us. They have a 9.6kb limit on them, so they have to be tiny.

http://www.anvilsociety.com/sigs/mo/anvil.png

http://www.anvilsociety.com/sigs/mo/hammer.png

http://www.anvilsociety.com/sigs/mo/fist.png

http://www.anvilsociety.com/sigs/mo/thelema.png

http://www.anvilsociety.com/sigs/mo/dbc.png

Spinewire

08-05-2009, 01:28 AM

hahahaha workinggirl@anvilsociety.com

Spinewire

08-05-2009, 01:49 AM

make sure you 5 star the bitch aswell

LordTenacious

08-05-2009, 02:26 AM

It took me a minute to get passed the shock of this thread. After thinking about it though, I have no doubt in my mind that these backwoods inbreads would penetrate their own mom if their dad was away. This is not an epic thread, the mentality of those involved are that of acid influenced psycotic without conscious thought. These are the scum on the bottom of my shoe and I will not condone the ideals specified by these potential serial rapists. The internet is the easiest way to anonymously take advantage of vulnerable women who on some occasions are never seen again. Anyone who condones these actions should be ashamed...

Man, that guy has us pegged.

Kietharr

08-05-2009, 02:34 AM

im going to send him threatening PMs on one of my sockpuppets, brb.

Jolle Poker

08-05-2009, 02:35 AM

Man, that guy has us pegged.

I gave him -rep, that'll shut him up.

mantoe

08-05-2009, 02:40 AM

Isn't it always teh Anvil Society that livens up the MO forums? WTH would they do without us? The devs should buy us game/beta accounts.

LordTenacious

08-05-2009, 02:46 AM

It's amazing how niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger Forums became even shittier once AS up and left the game.

Jolle Poker

08-05-2009, 02:51 AM

brezick

08-05-2009, 02:59 AM

DBC Logo hacked up.

Kietharr

08-05-2009, 03:04 AM

Go for it Jolle, the prospective women need to get a feel for our guild culture.

brezick

08-05-2009, 03:06 AM

Thelema Icon...nothing done to it.

Jolle Poker

08-05-2009, 03:15 AM

Go for it Jolle, the prospective women need to get a feel for our guild culture.

Posting... Posted.

LordTenacious

08-05-2009, 03:18 AM

That face in the second panel is the stuff of nightmares.

Spinewire

08-05-2009, 04:01 AM

Surly keep an eye on you rep and the comments made, so much hate in them when you can't see their name.... so much hate.

Kailas

08-05-2009, 04:35 AM

I've read every post so far, the reactions are gold. Thank you, Surly. Get any good hate calls?

TangerineSky

08-05-2009, 04:43 AM

I'm sad in feeling that this thread will probably be removed by juden as soon as he sees it.

also, rep the shit out of each other.

LordTenacious

08-05-2009, 04:46 AM

This is a valid recruitment thread. So fuck StJuden. Fuck him right in his stupid, ugly face.

Also, I am way ahead of you TS. Nothing like abusing a retarded forum mechanic.

comestible

08-05-2009, 04:55 AM

What a great time to be back at the anvil.

LordTenacious

08-05-2009, 05:16 AM

I was disappointed when the timberwolf looking at Surly's thread is nothing like the timberwolf we know and love.

Durin

08-05-2009, 06:18 AM

Strong, explicit sexual discussion including but not limited to topics of rape, incest, potomania, necrophilia, pedophilia, and may induce trichotillomania.

I believe you may of understated.

Kran De Loy

08-05-2009, 06:21 AM

I believe you may of understated.

Woah, we don't want to scare them away now.

Can I give myself rep? Can I give you guys multiple pieces of rep for every post you made or only per thread?

Mikee

08-05-2009, 06:39 AM

I'm thinking of posting this:

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/5112/draconiusmo.jpg

but will that remove the feeling of a serious thread? It probably would right?

Also: does it need improvement somewhere? I'm not really a genius when it comes to dialog.

I love that! The art is perfect. Reminds me of something familiar. I love his posture. Although we have that sort of obnoxious "Too Cool for School" attitude when confronted by him. Maybe we shouldn't say anything at all and walk away or rape him in the mouth. Something more SOTAy.

Tetsu

08-05-2009, 06:45 AM

I love that! The art is perfect. Reminds me of something familiar. I love his posture. Although we have that sort of obnoxious "Too Cool for School" attitude when confronted by him. Maybe we shouldn't say anything at all and walk away or rape him in the mouth. Something more SOTAy.

its a meme

Rains Torme

08-05-2009, 06:48 AM

I don't see a Council of Mullahs sig. How else will I know who I can talk about suicide bombing Schindler's Fist with?

Atnas

08-05-2009, 10:04 AM

This shit is more awesome and hilarious then... I don't know, I never expected it not to be locked. I bet the devs and mods love it.

Helgeran

08-05-2009, 10:45 AM

Ask him what inbread tastes like.

comestible

08-05-2009, 11:04 AM

Our advertisement has just been closed.

treefingers

08-05-2009, 12:18 PM

advertise the thread in your sigs from now on

Jolle Poker

08-05-2009, 12:24 PM

Our advertisement has just been closed.

And surly has been banned.

Again.

Also: Mikee, I agree. I should have made it into something like that.

Surly

08-05-2009, 12:52 PM

advertise the thread in your sigs from now on
this, discussion isn't really necessary

Uzik

08-05-2009, 02:05 PM

We should have one Anvil thread a week.

Anvil is basically like the golden guild of those forums.

Rains Torme

08-05-2009, 11:31 PM

Zanzibar is pretending to be too good for us in the community discussions section and it depresses me. Thankfully nobody seems to check that forum.

Gromit

08-06-2009, 01:02 AM

That forum is so shit., any notion of it being slightly interesting is met by closure, deletion and bans.

Rougie

08-06-2009, 03:09 PM

I created some temporary Mortal Online forum sigs for us. They have a 9.6kb limit on them, so they have to be tiny.

But you can shrink our normal sigs down to below 9.6kb, with a little Photoshop trickery...

http://www.mortalonline.com/forums/avatars/rougie.gif?type=sigpic&dateline=1247962275

Good quality & dimensions, considering the file size :cool:

Rougie

08-06-2009, 03:13 PM

Here you go, Surly...

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8488/surly.jpg

:thumb:

Spinewire

08-06-2009, 03:16 PM

hell i just uploaded my boob sig and it did it for me.

stalwart

08-10-2009, 10:54 PM

god i need to be more active. epic thread is epic. drac-fag hating on you for hiding behind anonymity... YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE FUCKING OP.

lmao.

i'm gonna lol all the way home from work.

MrBlah

08-11-2009, 04:26 AM

i'm gonna lol all the way home from work.

I already did that :D

niccoli

08-11-2009, 07:27 PM

That was purely awesome. One guy on a crusade to complain about it, we should be happy we made his day... :rolleyes:

Rains Torme

08-18-2009, 11:49 PM

They decided to open up a Political Forum in the guild section if anyone is interested.

niccoli

08-19-2009, 07:34 AM

They decided to open up a Political Forum in the guild section if anyone is interested.

The game in it's current state is more fun than the "forums". I don't spend much time on them as it's just annoying more than anything.

Jolle Poker

08-19-2009, 02:35 PM

The game in it's current state is more fun than the "forums". I don't spend much time on them as it's just annoying more than anything.

Look everyone! It's already better than niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger!

LordTenacious

08-19-2009, 05:12 PM

That doesn't prove jack shit because the forums suck so much.

GOOD LUCK! I HOPE TO SEE YOU GUYS DO WELL! etc.

Kran De Loy

08-19-2009, 05:22 PM

True, MO forums do not allow for mass penis picture posts.

Well, the do, just they get rid of them a lot faster.

Supreme

08-19-2009, 05:54 PM

I thought they were pro-penisses :/

Kran De Loy

08-19-2009, 06:17 PM

I thought they were pro-penisses :/
You can talk about them, now. THat's all though. No picts allowed.

LordTenacious

08-19-2009, 09:32 PM

oh my god (http://www.mortalonline.com/forums/11586-mwamba-tribe-sidoian-rp-guild-recruiting.html)

Vattic

08-19-2009, 11:16 PM

mantoe needs to join that tribe and then go to town with his awesome eubonics

Rains Torme

08-20-2009, 04:42 AM

So lol, visiting the forums for the first time since the proposal I have discovered that redheaded stepchild poet Jangang is one of the clan leaders of their version of hypertron.

LordTenacious

08-20-2009, 10:49 PM

I'm resisting the urge to post Red's awesome sig in that thread.

For those of you who haven't seen it:

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q231/ivycrowned/jangang.jpg

I salute you Red. This should be in the Museum of Modern Art.