MO Beta First Impressions

[Toppins]

So when you niggerniggerniggerniggers get in start posting random thoughts here so we can inform our jew bastard brethren that didn't shell out $100 blindly just to play a beta.

Vision blur is awesome imo. You can't climb sheer cliff faces. Sprint drains stam quickly, but stam quickly regens (20 seconds/20 seconds-ish). Penises are in, and I'm a nigger with a nice one. You can't enlarge your penis.

[mantoe]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x302/fantuspk/moavatars.jpg (http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x302/fantuspk/moavatars.jpg)

[Kran De Loy]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3366/3655424487_1c3c899706.jpg?v=0

[Spinewire]

Watching goobles stream i noticed they moved around and were not static, this pleased me.

[mantoe]

they spent so much time on the cocks, why then are the titties so fugly?

[Molly Hatchet]

post the chicks

[Isamael]

So when you niggerniggerniggerniggers get in start posting random thoughts here so we can inform our jew bastard brethren that you can't enlarge your penis.

What -I- want to know is: Can you enlarge others?

[Toppins]

What -I- want to know is: Can you enlarge others?

Not I, at least.

[Tiarilir]

chicks please!

[MrBlah]

they spent so much time on the cocks, why then are the titties so fugly?

Because the devs are gay fags who like to have sex with men. Why else? I mean, they are Swedish after all.

[Vucar Dumat]

Are you guys actually able to get past the character creation screen? I made a character, and then when i clicked "done", nothing happened. It had my character made but the name wasn't there, it still had 5 empty slots with no ability to enter the game.

[Toppins]

That happens to me sometimes, have to relog and my characters appear after a minute or so sometimes. But even after you get in you will crash after about 5-10 minutes. I found some buffalo but every time I get close to them I go back to login. Once I got to swing at one... I'm going to kill this damn buffalo!

[Uzik]

FYI, i've seen about 4000 guys and 2 chicks.

I think that speaks a lot about gamers in general....

[Toppins]

I've killed 2 chicks actually, and one put her ass up in the air as she rag-dolled to the ground. I laughed a lot. Now my wife thinks I'm stranger than ever.

[Thatcher]

shouldnt you be moving soon? huh huh?

[Toppins]

Saturday-ish. Keep your panties on.

[brezick]

Nothing really to say for a first impression since we can not stay logged in for more than 5 min at a time.

Trying to be optimistic and forgoe the disconnects because they do not appear game server related crashing.....but its hard to classify this as a beta atm.

[Toppins]

Has anyone else seen the buffalo? If you start in that mountain village they are on the opposite side of the mountains by the lake. About 5 of them. Someone kill one and get a screenshot.

[Thatcher]

I've killed 2 chicks actually, and one put her ass up in the air as she rag-dolled to the ground. I laughed a lot. Now my wife thinks I'm stranger than ever.

sorry i only roll commando

[Goobles]

I had a brief lagless meet up with rougie and we ran around as charcoal colored niggers murdering white people... it was awesome. arms and heads off galore

[Vucar Dumat]

Forget character creation; ive been set back by my fifth "pot hole" in this beta so far.

I cant log in.

Nothings changed since the first time except that i logged out finally after giving up on trying to get my character to save. The first time i try to log in, it just says logging in... for ever. The second try gives me "failed to log in", and a third try freezes my computer for 4 seconds before i get a crazy big fatal error message. It goes like that every time i try to log in, in those 3 steps.

[Toppins]

Ha. Totally killed the "Wisent". Of course he just twitched and disappeared so I can't really SS his dead body. Victory is mine.

[Toppins]

Forget character creation; ive been set back by my fifth "pot hole" in this beta so far.

I cant log in.

Nothings changed since the first time except that i logged out finally after giving up on trying to get my character to save. The first time i try to log in, it just says logging in... for ever. The second try gives me "failed to log in", and a third try freezes my computer for 4 seconds before i get a crazy big fatal error message. It goes like that every time i try to log in, in those 3 steps.

I'm guessing you restarted your comp? I had that one earlier and a restart fixed it kinda. Still get it sometimes but it's not as constant now. I'll get 2 failure/fatal errors and then a success.

[Toppins]

My nemesis.

[Toppins]

Yeah I'm constantly blown away by the sky (moving low clouds/birds) and the vistas... NO clipping on those mountains ala DF. Looking into the distance it's like a freakin' painting. The only 'popping' I've noticed is on some small rocks/trees.

Animations are terribad at this stage at least, though. Like worse than DF's early release animations. We'll see how those go.

[Toppins]

LOOK! THEY'RE GOING TO RELEASE IT ON XBOX!!!

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[Vucar Dumat]

I have yet to successfully log in, or save a character / see an empty slot be filled. Until i find a way to sploit my way into the game, you all must entertain me with beta cake stories.

In your next story, you must also some how incorporate the phrase "lemonade parade".

[Jolle Poker]

So yeah... From the little I could do in game (because my computer is shit), is to lag out.

I really like the effects when you look around (although I can't do that. If I do I lag out).

I managed to fistfuck some guy so he flew the fuck away.

Gonna test it on my laptop... It might have something to do with me only having 1.5gig RAM

[Tiarilir]

LOOK! THEY'RE GOING TO RELEASE IT ON XBOX!!!

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That might just be PC xbox controller support.

[Jolle Poker]

So guys... How do I equip a weapon? I seem to disconnect every time I double click it/drag it to the equip slot.

[Rougie]

I had a brief lagless meet up with rougie and we ran around as charcoal colored niggers murdering white people... it was awesome. arms and heads off galore

- Yeah, that was good fun.

Apart from logging-in, getting some axes from a merchant, and then chopping up white people; there isn't much to do in the game right now.

I've played more than most, and probably killed over a hundred players by now, decaps and all, but I must admit, it is wearing me down and I just want a more stable/implemented release.

[Rougie]

So guys... How do I equip a weapon? I seem to disconnect every time I double click it/drag it to the equip slot.

- Open the paper doll & inventory, and just drag them into the four vertical slots, on the left, then press save; it should place them there, depending on lag.

I don't think it makes much of a difference if you go dual-wield or not, because you only do ~8 damage per hit, regardless of the number of axes.

[Kietharr]

I have yet to successfully log in, or save a character / see an empty slot be filled. Until i find a way to sploit my way into the game, you all must entertain me with beta cake stories.

In your next story, you must also some how incorporate the phrase "lemonade parade".

You remember niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger launch day? That was what the first day of MO beta was like. I can't even really say if the game is good or not, I can only say that the servers are terrible and must be fixed.

[TangerineSky]

It looks better then initial DF beta in Novermber-December.

[TangerineSky]

MO should hire AV as consultants, asking them everything that they did on launch. Then do the exact opposite.

[Jolle Poker]

MO should hire AV as consultants, asking them everything that they did on launch. Then do the exact opposite.

This.

[Kran De Loy]

I had a brief lagless meet up with rougie and we ran around as charcoal colored niggers murdering white people... it was awesome. arms and heads off galore
If I ever get the time to log in I'm going to make the whitest woman I possible can. I'll be the token white girl. IT'S MINE!

[Barrak]

I've played more than most, and probably killed over a hundred players by now, decaps and all, but I must admit, it is wearing me down and I just want a more stable/implemented release.

Is the combat good? Does the game seem worth waiting for or is it too early to tell?

[Kran De Loy]

LOOK! THEY'RE GOING TO RELEASE IT ON XBOX!!!

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There is really that one guy in the office that refuses to do anything without his console controller.

[Rougie]

Is the combat good? Does the game seem worth waiting for or is it too early to tell?

- Combat is pretty fun and tactical, when the game isn't lagging, and hits actually do damage. I've had some very fun 1v1 fights with other players, even though we're totally naked and only have the basic axes. I think if we had armour, skills, more weaponry, and no lag, then this melee system would be great fun. I can already see some dynamic with the way that people with their weapons out, move differently from people with their weapons sheathed, especially among architecture and terrain features.

When the game stops lagging, stops crashing every 4 minutes, and when there is a wider range of equipment and skills, then MO melee will be very entertaining indeed.

But still too hard to say whether it's more fun than niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger's melee, except I really fucking love decapitating people. DF was so sissy on the gore factor.

[arcturussage]

Yeah so far I've just been getting lag most of the time. I was able to log in once and look around and the second time I logged in I was in the water and died.


Then I logged in and my characters were gone. I really hope they can get shit shit more stable considering they're saying they want 10k people per server. niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger beta seemed more stable than this

[Kran De Loy]

Yeah so far I've just been getting lag most of the time. I was able to log in once and look around and the second time I logged in I was in the water and died.


Then I logged in and my characters were gone. I really hope they can get shit shit more stable considering they're saying they want 10k people per server. niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger beta seemed more stable than this
The game is about as stable as my penis when I do a cock push up.
Ie) I usually end up falling on my side about 3/4th's of the way done.

[Toppins]

I have mined 3 types of ore and chopped 2 types of wood so far. I'm going to craft something eventually... just need to get the refining merchant to work through the lag...

[Supreme]

Yea anvil should be for 85% niggers and for 15% whitest girls. Think about the stereotypical things you could do with that. Weee.

[Isamael]

Yea anvil should be for 85% niggers and for 15% whitest girls. Think about the stereotypical things you could do with that. Weee.

I'm gonna be James Earl Jones, the stereotypical "magic nigger" and I'm gonna be strangling insolent fools before they fail me. Order of the day is to PLUG THE FUCKING HOLE IN THE DEATHSTAR. Seriously, just fucking board it up.

[DR.NUMBERS]

I'm gonna be James Earl Jones, the stereotypical "magic nigger" and I'm gonna be strangling insolent fools before they fail me. Order of the day is to PLUG THE FUCKING HOLE IN THE DEATHSTAR. Seriously, just fucking board it up.

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Sure, you can be Jones but I get to be Cleavon Little.

[Spinewire]

on your first Vid numbers at 0:36 does he forget what is after K?

[DR.NUMBERS]

on your first Vid numbers at 0:36 does he forget what is after K?

Lol, yeah teleprompter glance. I think he knows something about seven that we don't...

[Kran De Loy]

Lol, yeah teleprompter glance. I think he knows something about seven that we don't...
This guy (http://blogs.heretv.com/hotgayblog/files/penis-costume.jpg) walked on set and he was doing everything he could not to bust of laughing.

Or he saw this. (http://img319.imageshack.us/img319/9840/muppets22rl.jpg)

Or this (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_deEYMtCc_-s/SZLV5XWQPVI/AAAAAAAADY4/1xW2cUvMrz0/s400/Beaker_muppet.jpg)

or even this. (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jvBFHkK2ZXc/SRLrE-ymQYI/AAAAAAAADdM/PJVXowFd0Kg/s400/sunday+funnies+%2826%29.jpg)

[Spinewire]

Lol, yeah teleprompter glance. I think he knows something about seven that we don't...
hahaha

[mantoe]

Motors Onlines firsts impressions...... from your collective screenshots, feeds, and descriptions.

[mantoe]

Motors Onlines firsts impressions...... from your collective screenshots, feeds, and descriptions.
:smirk: upload attachments, fail.

[Dartuche]

What would being a small minority white player (ie actually female) in MO entail? I'm interested in the options, but I wont play unless they make chicks with pretty boobs. I will grow man meat otherwise.

On a side note, have they said anything about how long they want the beta to last/ when they'll start implementing more content?

[Rougie]

What would being a small minority white player (ie actually female) in MO entail? I'm interested in the options, but I wont play unless they make chicks with pretty boobs. I will grow man meat otherwise.

On a side note, have they said anything about how long they want the beta to last/ when they'll start implementing more content?

- White people are in the vast majority, in MO, and I don't think that the 'abnormal breasts' issue, will be much of a problem, when you get access to armour.

Beta is supposed to last until August, but based on what beta look like right now, I expect it'll last ALOT longer (ie. Into 2010).

[Kran De Loy]

- White people are in the vast majority, in MO, and I don't think that the 'abnormal breasts' issue, will be much of a problem, when you get access to armour.

Beta is supposed to last until August, but based on what beta look like right now, I expect it'll last ALOT longer (ie. Into 2010).
August? Wut? Where'd you hear that?

No, they have scheduled up to 5 'blocks' of players to influx into the beta, 2,000 people per block and each new block will come in every two weeks. They have a rigid system of tests they've planed out for each block.
So far BlockA's testing is doing what it's supposed to, test networking and the servers. Just the work needed on it is more in lines of Alpha testing than that of Beta testing.

So at minimum they will have beta until 2.5 months after they were supposed to start beta on July 3rd.. 'ish...
Since they didn't start beta until July 20'th..

So mid September will be the day that the last 2,000 people will be able to join at the earliest.

I'm gonna guess that they will keep it at least two weeks after that, minimum. So Early October to early or mid November is the time they will stop the beta's imo.

Also they say they're not going to release until Q4 of '09, so December is the day the game should be coming out.

If it's complete and workable.. Unfortunately that does not count playable.

Edit: Fix'd the day the beta started.

[Tetsu]

August? Wut? Where'd you hear that?

No, they have scheduled up to 5 'blocks' of players to influx into the beta, 2,000 people per block and each new block will come in every two weeks. They have a rigid system of tests they've planed out for each block.
So far BlockA's testing is doing what it's supposed to, test networking and the servers. Just the work needed on it is more in lines of Alpha testing than that of Beta testing.

So at minimum they will have beta until 2.5 months after they were supposed to start beta on July 3rd.. 'ish...
Since they didn't start beta until July 13'th..

So mid September will be the day that the last 2,000 people will be able to join at the earliest.

I'm gonna guess that they will keep it at least two weeks after that, minimum. So Early October to early or mid November is the time they will stop the beta's imo.

Also they say they're not going to release until Q4 of '09, so December is the day the game should be coming out.

If it's complete and workable.. Unfortunately that does not count playable.

oct,nov,dec are all in Q4

[brezick]

The server was online for quite a bit this morning. I do not know the length, but I was logged in for at least 30 minutes before I had to go to work.

[Vucar Dumat]

The server went up first at midnight last night.

At about 9 in the morning they went off for the day, and at about 9:30 i fell asleep on the couch (room is too damn hot). Pulling all nighters to beta test in 5-10 minute intervals ftw.

[Kran De Loy]

The server went up first at midnight last night.

At about 9 in the morning they went off for the day, and at about 9:30 i fell asleep on the couch (room is too damn hot). Pulling all nighters to beta test in 5-10 minute intervals ftw.
What's your GMT?

[Vucar Dumat]

What's your GMT?

west coast. -8 GMT.

[Jolle Poker]

west coast. -8 GMT.

That would explain some, since the devs currently sit in +1 GMT.