Hazing

[TangerineSky]

So do you guys partake in hazing, initiation, rite of passage, test of courage, or trial by fire? If so, I must admit I am quit proficient at goat roping.

[Red Morgan]

Well we don't really haze... just enduring our company is kind of a gauntlet in its own right.

[Surly]

It's on account of they smell bad.

[scotw1t]

They actually forced me to serve them Long Island Iced Teas, in my skivvy's, for two whole weeks. While humming the batman tune.

It wasn't easy.

[Wayne]

Lol hazing on the internets. You learn something new everyday.

[TangerineSky]

Oh yeah hazing is the new thing, the last forums I joined I was forced to ride a camel and watch every George W Bush speech he tried to attempt.

[Kaeso]

Yea, I was hazed, Red Morgan Touched me in naughty ways.

[Red Morgan]

Yea, I was hazed, Red Morgan Touched me in naughty ways.



There was nothing naughty about it, don't you dare act like it wasn't the purest most magical experience of your life!

[TangerineSky]

Alrighty so when can get to touching people?

[arcturussage]

my hazing wasn't to bad. I just had to be the victim of a DBC/SotA bukkake session

[TangerineSky]

Ok, aside from the hazing how do assimilate among the ranks of yourselves?

[Atnas]

How to assimilate a drunken beggar, you mean? It's a bit tricky, but you'll have to make them speak their own name backwards- only that will send them back to the fifth dimension!

[Metal Wolf]

Does being just one forum up from Thelma count as hazing? I know SoTA was pretty fast to get a buffer between the two sections.

[TangerineSky]

Well I filled out the application and used my Mother as a refrence. Wish me luck....and if you don't, go cut yourself...

[losinglife]

hazing = me having to become a socialst for a day and please Red.... man that was hard (literally :thumb:)

[Fylraen]

losinglife, how did you get your computer in my mom's vagina? she's like 105 lbs. I mean she pushed out two kids so there's obviously some room in there but I don't know if it would work for a dude AND his computer

[Killuminati]

hazing = me having to become a socialst for a day and please Red.... man that was hard (literally :thumb:)
that mean you bent over and let him have you?

[losinglife]

losinglife, how did you get your computer in my mom's vagina? she's like 105 lbs. I mean she pushed out two kids so there's obviously some room in there but I don't know if it would work for a dude AND his computer

hotdogs and hallways my friend.

Your mom isnt gonna tell you all teh hidden treasures she has kept in there :thumb:

[TangerineSky]

Well after many hard enduring hours of hazing(red putting it to me) I made it in!

[Red Morgan]

Well after many hard enduring hours of hazing(red putting it to me) I made it in!


lol That wasn't the hazing! We're going to force you to hang out in the Thelema forum for a couple days.

[TangerineSky]

I don't know about that, from what I've been hearing that can be a near death experiance...

[Cidius]

Test of courage? Grab a Q-tip, oil it up, grab your penis, think about Jolie, oil it up and then swiftly push the Q-tip inside.

Or just use icy hot as lotion when thinking about Jolie.

[TangerineSky]

Test of courage? Grab a Q-tip, oil it up, grab your penis, think about Jolie, oil it up and then swiftly push the Q-tip inside.

Or just use icy hot as lotion when thinking about Jolie.

That sounds like a breath of fresh air