What will YOUR vampire name be?

[Kietharr]

I will be Duke Peanutbutter.

[Goobles]

Count Marmalade

[Tetsu]

Count Jookula - I will be niggerniggerniggerniggernigger and dance everywhere.

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[Chibi]

http://vampirenamegenerator.net/vampire-names.html


Im going to try and do Count Nacre

[Durin]

May go with the classic count chocula

[losinglife]

Zlad the penis Inflator!

[Surly]

Baron von Munchausen

[Thatcher]

Count Nosferatu.

[losinglife]

Baron von Munchausen


man that movie is so bad ass

[niccoli]

The Count!

http://tsfiles.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/the-count.jpg

[Helgeran]

King Suck

[Zieen]

Donny Osmond.

[ZanirZrold]

Count von Count





And there shouldn't be any kings?!?!

[Kran De Loy]

Count Suk'ulox,
I have no beta cake, so meh.

[Rougie]

Baron/Lord/Count Sanguine (ie. Blood red / Rouge, like Rougie) ... meh :cool:

[Omley Boozebeard]

I don't have a vampire name i just wanted to post so i have last post on every thread in this topic. I AM THE MO KING!

[Riddle]

Count Paedo

[Omley Boozebeard]

Count Nig-Nog

[losinglife]

Count Pedo


what!!!! You love to suck little kids?!?!

[Capricious]

http://true-blood.net/gallery/albums/cast-season1/normal_663394_tb_107_pg_0597a_alexanderskarsgard.jpg

[Durthar]

I can't believe you guys fell for this all over again only this time you gave double the money. I predict a huge fail.

I had to get that off my chest. Also no i didn't get into the beta.

[Tetsu]

I can't believe you guys fell for this all over again only this time you gave double the money. I predict a huge fail.

.

:D

[Omley Boozebeard]

I'm pretty confident about this one.

[Kran De Loy]

Since I actually bought the Beta from Booze, I have to think of a name I would actually use.

Baron Popsicle
Or Popsicle Baron if I have to.

[Durthar]

Can someone explain to me what this vampirism stuff is all about thus ruining the party?

[Mikee]

Count Octojinks.

[Atnas]

Can someone explain to me what this vampirism stuff is all about thus ruining the party?

Some Anvils member got early into DF beta and made the clan "The Draculas". I believe the first clan ever in DF was created by us aswell, called "Tasos in a thong".

[Surly]

Some Anvils member got early into DF beta and made the clan "The Draculas". I believe the first clan ever in DF was created by us aswell, called "Tasos in a thong".
lol, yeah. vehementi split his vagina over that and demanded he had screenshots of making Kill Cult 3 or 4 minutes before we did... but he never could produce them.

[Jolle Poker]

http://www.mortalonline.com/forums/16696-lack-vampiric-race-mortal-online-absolutely-criminal.html#post382614

I lol'd

[Atnas]

lol, yeah. vehementi split his vagina over that and demanded he had screenshots of making Kill Cult 3 or 4 minutes before we did... but he never could produce them.

That guy was such an idiot in everything.

[treefingers]

Count Jookula - I will be niggerniggerniggerniggernigger and dance everywhere.

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1:25

[ZanirZrold]

1:25 the dancing or the music

[Capricious]

1:25 the dancing or the music

Dude goes to the window, niggerniggerniggerniggernigger is like, hey man, this little niggerniggerniggerniggernigger is dancing, get the fuck up outta here.

[Kailas]

I want to be Count Vampire

[losinglife]

i still dont know wtf a Jook is

[Kran De Loy]

i still dont know wtf a Jook is

Semen porridge


http://www.tastyisland.net/images/jook_700.jpg

It's funny since that really is jook and whatever that yellow thing is, I guess an aborted fetus would look like a surprise in semen porridge.

[MrBlah]

hmmmm.... maybe I shall be Count Ing

[mantoe]

I am Count De Licious

[Spinewire]

Count Me-Out

[Metal Wolf]

Count Numbers, has been my mainstay vampire joke in middle school.


Yea my jokes sucked.

[losinglife]

Count Numbers, has been my mainstay vampire joke in middle school.


Yea my jokes sucked.


HA! i am going with Count Letters then!

[MrBlah]

Count Numbers, has been my mainstay vampire joke in middle school.


Yea my jokes sucked.

they still suck.

[Uzik]

Count Blah (the noise vampires make) would be pretty good.

[slugys]

Count Me-Out

=[


you will regret it. i sense massive fun to be had in this, mortal online. also not much of a grind so if the skill aint there it will last weeks and we will all go back to playing HoN, or sackingthat off and playing something better, like with tits.

[Riddle]

I got a secret 'A-count' but i'm not telling you who! Whheeeeee!

[MrBlah]

Count Blah (the noise vampires make) would be pretty good.

I still have to buy the game first....

[Krow]

Count DownsSyndrome

http://einsteinsyndrome.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/evan.jpg

[MrBlah]

Count DownsSyndrome

http://einsteinsyndrome.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/evan.jpg

first he was gay, now he is a pedophile? fuck you krow, fuck you

[Riddle]

Ooops:



You have been banned for the following reason:
Multiaccount , Derogative Racial Slur in username.
Date the ban will be lifted: Never


Count Jiggaboo is no more.

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[Spinewire]

Ooops:




Count Jiggaboo is no more.

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hahah zwnt


=[


you will regret it. i sense massive fun to be had in this, mortal online. also not much of a grind so if the skill aint there it will last weeks and we will all go back to playing HoN, or sackingthat off and playing something better, like with tits.

£70 beta ftl

[ZanirZrold]

is your account name connected to the buying of the game? I wouldn't think it is but that might be funny if you got fucked for 70...


man the roleplay was about to turn into something amazing

[Vucar Dumat]

Vucar Dumat translates into Dante Le Mort. Not bad. If im welcome to join, i think i will pick this name, if i dont come up with something more draculey.

edit; never mind, its a random name generator. My name means nothing to them!

edit2; maybe Viceroy Dante

[ZanirZrold]

who the fuck is count gayington. Is he even one of ours

[Riddle]

who the fuck is count gayington. Is he even one of ours


That ones fucking easy. Todd

[Vucar Dumat]

I got it!

Count Popula! (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Count+Popula)

[Kietharr]

apparently he missed a few draculas, count ingsheep and count gayington are still unbanned.

[ZanirZrold]

did he really ban us all?

[Kran De Loy]

Yes, I got banned also, and I didn't even do all that much! I think I had a total post count on that account of 5.

Wtf!?

[mantoe]

I still LIVE!!! the insidious Count De Licious!!!!

[Dartuche]

I will be Booberella.