Today is Red Morgan's Birthday

[Surly]

I hope he chokes and dies.

[treefingers]

28 years old? you gonna pick up your hover-round today?

http://www.yodabear.com/images/Mom%20and%20Yoda%20Hoverround1.jpg

where is the dogs leash?..

[Surly]

you tell him!

[Kailas]

I like how she's buckled in, you know, just in case a high speed chase starts.

God I hate pathetic old people.

[Mikee]

I'm imagining a Speed scenario.

"IF THIS HOVER-ROUND GOES SLOWER THAN A VERY MANAGEABLE 12 MPH WE'RE ALL DEAD!"
"LOOK. I NEED YOU TO CALM DOWN THE PASSENGERS. I'M GOING TO TRY TO GET UNDERNEATH IT AND DISARM THE BOMB."

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[Zanzibar]

Why is she wearing one platform shoe and one regular shoe?

[Zieen]

Why is she wearing one platform shoe and one regular shoe?
The same reason the dogs leash vanishes in thin air?

[Shneddi]

well hello beautiful

[Mikee]

Why is she wearing one platform shoe and one regular shoe?

Shut up Photoshop Hero, we know this was your doing!

[Kran De Loy]

Why is she wearing one platform shoe and one regular shoe?
All the better to kick those damned crazy n00bs off of her niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger forums.

See what I did there. I said that's a picture of Tasos, thereby insinuating that Tasos has an Old Granny Twat.
Eh? Eh? Oh, I crack myself up.. Heh.

Also, I just thought that the lease was chewed through like any good dog would do.

[Gromit]

Why is she wearing one platform shoe and one regular shoe?

Polio I imagine.

[Kran De Loy]

Polio I imagine.
Like.. the water sport?

http://www.mikasasports.com/usa-womens-national-water-polo-team/wallpaper/womens-water-polo-wallpaper-2-1280x1024.jpg

[Gromit]

Polo.

[Kran De Loy]

Nah, I looked it up.

I was really just looking for an excuse to post a picture of a bunch of good looking women in swimsuits.

[ZanirZrold]

they are too muscular

[Kran De Loy]

they are too muscular
What? Afraid one of them may break you peepee off?

Edit: Waaaait a sec. Didn't you say you were going after a chick and she wanted to go Rock Climbing.. doing that more than once every 1-2 weeks would give way more muscle definition than whats in that picture.

[Kailas]

they are too muscular

I was gonna agree but then I realized I have no standards and it'd be a terrible lie, I'd totally do second from the right and not even hate myself.

[treefingers]

i think some ppls leg grows longer than the other, they get platform shoe like that. also if your foot is cut off at an early age and stops growing so you wear the platform over your prosthetic

[ZanirZrold]

no they just are not that attractive with tree trunk thighs

[Thatcher]

Back row all the way left looks like a dude, gross

[Kran De Loy]

Good God! What was I even thinking about posting that!?

Seriously, this is a forum for guys that enjoy sucking their own dicks, why would I ever ever ever think that some of you guys may actually enjoy looking at any women that would rate less then 9 out of 10 on the 'would I stop ass raping myself? (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3545/3693179263_490465ff03.jpg?v=0)' scale.

[Durthar]

Kran, they are below 5! come on man, come to your senses

[Thatcher]

Kran, they are below 5! come on man, come to your senses

I was going to make this post, but I didnt want him to get anymore butthurted than he was from getting assraped by one of those manly women.

[Surly]

i don't know man, those women were really fucking ugly for the most part

[Kran De Loy]

Scale. 1-10

0: (http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/muscle-woman.jpg) Okay, this is just wrong.

0: (http://globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/hot_spartan_armor1.jpg) It would be an 8 if that was a real women dressing up..

8: (http://icantseeyou.typepad.com/.a/6a00e5504cf4f7883301156f477585970b-800wi) Damn good looking in the face as well as her over all body structure, but not enough meat on her for me.

-3: (http://content2.totallycrap.com/content2007/galleries/com_wtf_woman/wtf_19.jpg) Just.. wtf? There's an entire website dedicated to this person.

0: (http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2004/7.4ftWoman2.jpg) LoL.

So what if I have a lower standard than you guys. My limit is the 5 range, and those Polo Players (some of them) get at least a 5 or 6.

Besides, it was the only picture that had women playing polo in it. I had to use something :yank:

[Surly]

yeah but you're posting images of women you're never going to meet on the internet. it's not about standards for who you'd snuggle with IRL, it's about having better standards in your unachievable fantasies. there's a reason stranded people in cartoons always fantasize about succulent, perfectly cooked chickens and steaks instead of a can of spaghetti-os.

[Uzik]

Mmmm I wish I had a can of Spaghetti 0's to stick my dick in....

[treefingers]

lol.

[Kran De Loy]

Mmmm I wish I had a can of Spaghetti 0's to stick my dick in....
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/6650/16214414.jpg

[TangerineSky]

Someone send Red a can of Spegetti O's for his belated birthday, which will force him to come read to forum to figure out "why the fuck?"

[ZanirZrold]

Kran I would put your 8 higher, she is pretty good. I guess you like chubbies or something...

also, what do you mean that was the "only" pic you could find. I google'd women water polo and got a ton of teams...

[niccoli]

Back row all the way left looks like a dude, gross

They all have man hands too.

The one in the front, left side has gorilla arms. God damn I didn't think anyone could get arms so long.

[slugys]

its not the most flattering picture ever taken.

in skirts and with make up everyone here would shag them id say.

*edit* HB RM

[Kran De Loy]

Kran I would put your 8 higher, she is pretty good. I guess you like chubbies or something...

also, what do you mean that was the "only" pic you could find. I google'd women water polo and got a ton of teams...

GOD DAMMIT! Why can't you fucks just let me save a little face!

Edit: Just as an aside, I was chuckling when I made that.
Edit: Also, she'd be a 10 if she had about 2-4% more muscle on her. I like to not have to worry about breaking my women in half when I get close to them. I have a major issue when it comes to zombie apocalypses, so I would guess that I like my women to be able to keep their own in a Dawn of the Dead or Mad Max type of world setting. Even if it never happens.

Also, I've had a few girls that were close, but never bed fellows that I would say could fit right in with the 7-9 crowd on that NSFW thread I've got a minor investment into. Had being the key word, since I've gotten fairly chubby over the last few years. One of them was actually where I got my good taste in porn, she liked to go pictures and painting of nudes than ask her friends' opinions. Too bad more an half were of guys.

[Riddle]

I thought i had repied in here! Oh well, happy belated birthday baby. Come back soon xxx

[Kran De Loy]

Fucking Riddle! Dammit! We had a perfectly good derailment going and than TS comes in here and bring is back on course, but at least he kept with everyone else, but you? No, you have nothing better to do than bring the whole shebang back on topic.

You Asshole

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/ass-hole-get-it.jpg

[Riddle]

Fucking Riddle! Dammit! We had a perfectly good derailment going and than TS comes in here and bring is back on course, but at least he kept with everyone else, but you? No, you have nothing better to do than bring the whole shebang back on topic.

You Asshole

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/ass-hole-get-it.jpg

But i love him.

[Gromit]

Red's vagina is bigger and contains more sand.

[Motavia]

What? Afraid one of them may break you peepee off?

Edit: Waaaait a sec. Didn't you say you were going after a chick and she wanted to go Rock Climbing.. doing that more than once every 1-2 weeks would give way more muscle definition than whats in that picture.

You are totally full of shit. I know a fair number of really good rock climbers who are rail thin. Treading water is WORK, and swimming as the mode of transportation for your sport puts you in incredible shape. They are way more jacked than 90% of skilled climbers

[TangerineSky]

You are totally full of shit. I know a fair number of really good rock climbers who are rail thin. Treading water is WORK, and swimming as the mode of transportation for your sport puts you in incredible shape. They are way more jacked than 90% of skilled climbers
Lol, no he's not
First of all he said Muscle definition.

Swimmers are never cut up. Did you watch the Olympics?

Rock climbers are way more defined then swimmers. Rock climbers usually have similar body's to collegiate wrestlers whereas swimmers are usually lanky and have a little bit of flubber on them. I wrestled and swam in HS and swimmers are not known for muscles, just skinny and in great shape like bicyclists or runners.

You're dissapointing me Motavia. Go search google pics or something.

[Thatcher]

Did you watch the Olympics?
http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200803/r236382_951877.jpg


Eww, that's a chick.

[Supreme]

Hah another thing we won at, at the olympics!

[Capricious]

http://nudemalez.co.uk/weblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/swimming.jpg

[Durthar]

is that the sota polo team

[TangerineSky]

is that the sota polo team
No, just DBC.

[Durthar]

aaah that explains the green water

[losinglife]

for some reason the water always turns red when we are in it... hhmmmm

[Surly]

porn

[Motavia]

Lol, no he's not
First of all he said Muscle definition.

Swimmers are never cut up. Did you watch the Olympics?

Rock climbers are way more defined then swimmers. Rock climbers usually have similar body's to collegiate wrestlers whereas swimmers are usually lanky and have a little bit of flubber on them. I wrestled and swam in HS and swimmers are not known for muscles, just skinny and in great shape like bicyclists or runners.

You're dissapointing me Motavia. Go search google pics or something.

Mmmm, well I guess I didn't read what he wrote correctly, as he shouldn't have been talking about muscle definition in the first place (those polo players don't have any, they're just bulky as fuck). I additionally didn't pay attention to it because muscle mass is what makes a women look manly and unattractive and definition tends to make a woman more athletic and fit (exceptions of course being made for EXTREME cuts), and the discussion was about the musculature that makes a woman look unattractive and manly.

Also, none of the rock climbers I know are built like collegiate wrestlers (assuming the wrestlers tend toward short and thick the way highschool wrestlers do [don't follow collegiate wrestling]). The more weight you have on you, the more you have to haul up the side of a rock face. Most of the upward motion in rock climbing is achieved through your leg muscles, so you aren't gonna see people with massive upper bodies for that reason either. Also, the shorter you are, the fewer holds are going to be available to you.

No, I didn't watch much of the olympics. I will say, though, that I believe swimmers and water polo players would have fairly different body types because the tasks required of them are very different. Also, per your comment about swimmers being cut up, Michael Phelps is pretty damn cut up. As are a fair number of the women that pop up from a google search of "female olypmic swimmer."

[ZanirZrold]

Yea look how right TS is, TOTALLY CUT UP ZOMG

:fuck you:

http://photos4.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/1/0/4/f/highres_7564175.jpeg

[TangerineSky]

Mmmm, well I guess I didn't read what he wrote correctly, as he shouldn't have been talking about muscle definition in the first place (those polo players don't have any, they're just bulky as fuck). I additionally didn't pay attention to it because muscle mass is what makes a women look manly and unattractive and definition tends to make a woman more athletic and fit (exceptions of course being made for EXTREME cuts), and the discussion was about the musculature that makes a woman look unattractive and manly.

Also, none of the rock climbers I know are built like collegiate wrestlers (assuming the wrestlers tend toward short and thick the way highschool wrestlers do [don't follow collegiate wrestling]). The more weight you have on you, the more you have to haul up the side of a rock face. Most of the upward motion in rock climbing is achieved through your leg muscles, so you aren't gonna see people with massive upper bodies for that reason either. Also, the shorter you are, the fewer holds are going to be available to you.

No, I didn't watch much of the olympics. I will say, though, that I believe swimmers and water polo players would have fairly different body types because the tasks required of them are very different. Also, per your comment about swimmers being cut up, Michael Phelps is pretty damn cut up. As are a fair number of the women that pop up from a google search of "female olypmic swimmer."
I should have said body type of a wrestler because it is more advantageous to be taller as a rock climber, but pro-rock climbers have the lean but very strong muscles similar to wrestlers. Pulling your body weight up rock walls gives you a similar work out as a 6 minute match where your arms feel like they will fall off at the end. Swimming trims your body fat but the work doesn't do the same.

Phelps is really skinny with some muscle. I don't consider him very cut and he was more defined then the majority of the other swimmers.

[treefingers]

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[Motavia]

Pulling your body weight up rock walls gives you a similar work out as a 6 minute match where your arms feel like they will fall off at the end.

I was trying to address this earlier. There are times where you will have to use your arms primarily to climb, and good climbers will condition themselves to be able to do it if need be. However, more often than not your arms are just used to secure yourself to the wall, the upward motion is provided mostly by your legs.

[Motavia]

Phelps is really skinny with some muscle. I don't consider him very cut and he was more defined then the majority of the other swimmers.

I don't know how you don't consider this "very cut."

http://piotrj.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/michael-phelps-abs.jpg

[Mikee]

I don't know how you don't consider this "very cut."

http://piotrj.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/michael-phelps-abs.jpg

*Poke*

[TangerineSky]

Phelps is just a skinny lankey fucker. He probably doesn't even need to do work to get like that.

http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/6/157386-largest_39749.jpg

[Surly]

hey everyone, let's argue about muscles

[TangerineSky]

hey everyone, let's argue about muscles
I'll argue about anything. I'm fucking bored.

[losinglife]

BRING IT ON TS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! !!

http://www.rippedabs.net/Ripped%20Abs.jpg



those are some nice abs i wish i had :rofl:

[Gromit]

I hear lifting heavy weights in a variety of different ways is a really good way for becoming muscular.

[Capricious]

Everyone in dbc is gay. This thread is proof.

[losinglife]

I hear lifting heavy weights in a variety of different ways is a really good way for becoming muscular.


thats involves too much work.... we should invent a pill

[Gromit]

thats involves too much work.... we should invent a pill

And it's not much fun either.

There's no magical pill though :(

[losinglife]

And it's not much fun either.

There's no magical pill though :(


thats why we should CREATE one.. espically one that works while you sleep. And we keep it sekret for years.. then BOOM sell it at mad profits after we are to old for it to even matter

[Motavia]

Everyone in dbc is gay. This thread is proof.

Wanna fuck?

[Vucar Dumat]

If i could spam a sausage icon, i would do it right here, right now, in this thread.

[Tetsu]

why the fuck do you guys have so many pictures of muscular dudes on your HDs?

[Krow]

you guys are more gay then me, and tetsu loves my diamond hard abs

[Chibi]

I wonder what Red's muscles looked like on his burfday

[Surly]

i bet they were all shiny and oiled up

[Capricious]

Wanna fuck?

yes.


you guys are more gay then me

not possible.

[Gromit]

I was at the gym today thinking of you all.

[Surly]

i was in bed today thinking of you all

[losinglife]

i was in your underwears thinking of you all

[Kran De Loy]

i was in bed dreaming about you all









only we were all in the DeadRising mall defending it from raiders, zombies and zombie raiders. It was fucking crazy.

[Gromit]

My wrist is limper than yours.

[Kaeso]

My wrist is limper than yours.

bullshit, i can't even jack my bird mine is so limp.

[losinglife]

bullshit, i can't even jack my bird mine is so limp.


KAESO!!

[Kaeso]

KAESO!!

Sup?

[Supreme]

owned