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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortal_Online
It has a pretty awesome wiki summarizing all the info.
I was interested to find out that the skill system is a combination of 3 things.
Active: Doing shit in game
Passive: Training shit regardless of in game (think EVE)
Deva: Some weird shit that links all characters on an account (Sounds like you get it from quests and shit)
Capricious
06-24-2009, 06:08 AM
plant, imo.
Omley Boozebeard
06-24-2009, 09:33 AM
"Full loot - Upon death, your corpse will be fully lootable. In order to retrieve your items, you must return to your corpse after resurrecting and loot your own corpse, provided no one else has done so already. However, looting innocent players will temporarily flag you as a criminal."
HMMM, i dunno how i feel about that. At first i was like "a full loot game that punishes you for looting?!" but now i think about it more it seems kinda cool. If you're already a murderer or what ever you wont give a damn and if you were the guy who killed the "innocent" then i suppose you would have to be, but it means less random vultures will loot rape your corpse. If you find a random corpse with no one around then you can still casually walk up to it and loot it., preferably whistling while you do it.
Shaggy
06-24-2009, 12:39 PM
but it means less random vultures will loot rape your corpse. If you find a random corpse with no one around then you can still casually walk up to it and loot it., preferably whistling while you do it.
5 Mins after the player / mob has been killed it is it then a free for all, coming back to life is ment to be a big thing I guess, with an after life and all, so it would normally take longer than 5min.
Cocer
06-24-2009, 12:54 PM
This game seem pretty cool... Atleast worth a try, I mean it can't be much worse than niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger, and even niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger was fun for a while... RIGHT?!?! :guns:
Motavia
06-24-2009, 01:49 PM
"Full loot - Upon death, your corpse will be fully lootable. In order to retrieve your items, you must return to your corpse after resurrecting and loot your own corpse, provided no one else has done so already. However, looting innocent players will temporarily flag you as a criminal."
HMMM, i dunno how i feel about that. At first i was like "a full loot game that punishes you for looting?!" but now i think about it more it seems kinda cool. If you're already a murderer or what ever you wont give a damn and if you were the guy who killed the "innocent" then i suppose you would have to be, but it means less random vultures will loot rape your corpse. If you find a random corpse with no one around then you can still casually walk up to it and loot it., preferably whistling while you do it.
This is not a new concept. Classic UO.
Spinewire
06-24-2009, 02:33 PM
so when can i play shit shit?
Rougie
06-24-2009, 02:53 PM
I mean it can't be much worse than niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger, and even niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger was fun for a while... RIGHT?!?! :guns:
- Apparently there is a grind, in Mortal Online, just like there was, in niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger, except that in Mortal Online, the grind is unimportant, except for identifying items and suchlike, eg. Grinding tghe sword skill, does not increase the sword damage, but instead, increases your ability to identify more powerful swords; although you cna still use those more powerful swords, from the start.
That's a step in the right direction, I believe, to eliminate the pain of the grind, but still give long term players some sense of achievement.
You can always circumvent the identification process, by asking someone with a high skill level, to identify an item for you, although I bet that could get really fucking annoying.
so when can i play shit shit?
Pre-order for beta is this weekend.
I think myself and a few other Anvils will try that and report back.
Shaggy
06-24-2009, 03:25 PM
I guess they already planning for a dos attack. Lol, but yeah only people really planning to play should pre-order, seeing as you can't cancel, which should keep the server stable, everyone and there mom ordering for beta and going to cancel later.
niccoli
06-24-2009, 04:45 PM
I guess they already planning for a dos attack. Lol, but yeah only people really planning to play should pre-order, seeing as you can't cancel, which should keep the server stable, everyone and there mom ordering for beta and going to cancel later.
Yeah, pre-order = full amount, however much that is. Have they said yet? Or are they "waiting to tell us"?
Thatcher
06-24-2009, 04:51 PM
Fuck it, im getting it. I havent bought anything in a while, and it cant be worse than DF.
Capricious
06-24-2009, 05:16 PM
Fuck it, im getting it. I havent bought anything in a while, and it cant be worse than DF.
It may be, don't buy it.
Thatcher
06-24-2009, 06:14 PM
They could mail me a MO box with a turd in it and it would still be better than DF.
Capricious
06-24-2009, 06:19 PM
I'm in beta, you should trust me.
Shaggy
06-24-2009, 06:21 PM
Yeah, pre-order = full amount, however much that is. Have they said yet? Or are they "waiting to tell us"?
I'm going to guess 50-60 USD, the 35-40 Euro conversion, first month free like allways, and beta players are getting anywhere from 1-3 months free depending when they get in.
Durin
06-24-2009, 08:29 PM
I'm in beta, you should trust me.
But I like wasting my money on unplayable games...
Srsly I'm totally buying this shit! You cant stop me with your sage advice and first hand experience.
It may be, don't buy it.
Since when are you in MO beta?
Fraps now mother fucker!
niccoli
06-24-2009, 08:35 PM
This game seem pretty cool... Atleast worth a try, I mean it can't be much worse than niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger, and even niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger was fun for a while... RIGHT?!?! :guns:
This is why I will most likely pick it up. Will depend on how fucked up things seem when they announce pricing. I don't like last minute shit like this.
It's this much, hurry and buy before they are gone! ACT NOW!
Speaking of last minute, have they said when on the 26th? Or anything else for that matter?
This is why I will most likely pick it up. Will depend on how fucked up things seem when they announce pricing. I don't like last minute shit like this.
It's this much, hurry and buy before they are gone! ACT NOW!
Speaking of last minute, have they said when on the 26th? Or anything else for that matter?
Is the 29th.
They said they will open shit up before then, so I would expect it this weekend.
Atnas
06-24-2009, 08:56 PM
I'm in beta, you should trust me.
We can't because you're not saying anything!
Omley Boozebeard
06-24-2009, 09:24 PM
Yes this is first i have heard about anyone in Anvil being in beta. Why didn't you say you mega-slag.
Rains Torme
06-24-2009, 09:26 PM
He did in one of the other threads.
Atnas
06-24-2009, 09:32 PM
All he's saying is "Don't get it" and that's all, which isn't nearly enough for me not to get it.
Rains Torme
06-24-2009, 09:35 PM
It's your money, Atnas. Unless the thing turns out to be incredible I'm not going to bother even thinking about it.
Thatcher
06-24-2009, 09:43 PM
he's trolling
Savant
06-24-2009, 09:52 PM
never pay for a beta.
it went south with dark and light and people were just as hyped for that game as they are for Mortal.
you gullible bastards voted for Hubert Humphrey, and you killed JESUS!
Durin
06-24-2009, 09:55 PM
and you killed JESUS!
hey, that jew had it comin!
on topic, I find that the best way to help the gaming industry is to just throw money at shitty products and saturate the market. Reinforcing the conclusion that people don't know what they want and should all be exterminated Independence Day style.
Atnas
06-24-2009, 09:58 PM
Damn right it is my money and it is going to honest, open swedish developers that probably wont be able to deliver on my crushed dreams but I'll be damned if I wont feed them my money. EAT IT.
Omley Boozebeard
06-24-2009, 10:22 PM
Well considering he thinks the fact it wont have territory control and sieging at launch makes it an epic fail, he is going to have to say alot more than just "don't get it cause i say so".
Capricious
06-24-2009, 11:10 PM
Believe me or dont. Still doesn't change the fact that I wont be sinking any money into it.
Omley Boozebeard
06-24-2009, 11:23 PM
quit being fecking useless and tell us whats wrong with it.
MrBlah
06-24-2009, 11:48 PM
Believe me or dont. Still doesn't change the fact that I wont be sinking any money into it.
its also 3-4 months from release... so wtf? we all sank money into niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger that wasnt even ready when it was released. We all knew it, and yet we still bought it and played for as long as this semi-public-open-beta is going to be. Regardless of how shitty it is right now, you apparently dont think what you are currently playing has the slightest chance of ever getting better.
SO! STFU or give me detailed reasoning for your actions.
Rougie
06-25-2009, 01:32 AM
we all sank money into niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger that wasnt even ready when it was released. We all knew it, and yet we still bought it and played
- How much could it possibly be, anyway - £30-50 or so? People need to stop being so Jewish with their money, or stop spending it all, on dirty hookers :yank:
Hell, I probably only have £50 in the bank, for food this week, but you don't see me going around whining about the cost of Mortal Online.
Kietharr
06-25-2009, 01:57 AM
Buy your copies, if the game sucks too badly before release sell them to some other chump, if they run out you might even mark them up 5-10 bucks and make a marginal profit.
Omley Boozebeard
06-26-2009, 10:31 PM
Buy your copies, if the game sucks too badly before release sell them to some other chump, if they run out you might even mark them up 5-10 bucks and make a marginal profit.
He speaks wise Jew words.
Kran De Loy
06-26-2009, 11:20 PM
He speaks wise Jew words.
I think I read somewhere that they want to make all the copies sold to specific back accounts only. Something like, once it's on a certain card, only that card can pay for the account.. Pretty sure Uzik is the one that copypatsta'd the line I'm thinking about.
Villa
06-27-2009, 02:10 PM
OK, so how do you pre-order it then?
Atnas
06-27-2009, 03:37 PM
On the 29th it will open up.
Omley Boozebeard
06-27-2009, 03:39 PM
OK, so how do you pre-order it then?
I heard that due to it being so immersive and RP that you will have to wait for a dark figure with a horse drawn wagon to pull up in town and exchange it for either gold or other valuable commodities.
Kietharr
06-27-2009, 08:54 PM
newsflash: Shop opening delayed two weeks from the original date. They realized that they wouldn't be completely prepared for the huge influx of traffic and different payment methods at that time and, get this, actually delayed the game in order to improve it. Should open on July 13th.
Gromit
06-27-2009, 09:07 PM
I bet that has nothing to do with the niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger update, which no doubt has created a zerg of unhappy yanks arrive at MO's doorstep.
Rains Torme
06-27-2009, 09:38 PM
Despite my negativity, I'm starting to get optimistic about Mortal again. At least the devs aren't idiots like Aventurine.
Atnas
06-27-2009, 11:00 PM
The 13th? Aw man. Doesn't sound good they couldn't do it in time, but at least they aren't being assholes about it.
Nice to see they don't want to take any chances though, they cannot have avoided DFs release.
ocoma
06-27-2009, 11:15 PM
If anyone really is in the beta atm and not likeing it I'm not to worried about that. The first round DF beta testers agreed that the earliest beta builds were complete crap but that especially after 1 particular new build the game was alot better(even if still crappy). Point is thats what beta is for. If the core is solid HOPEFULLY the gameplay will come around(DF to date has failed to do so, though it could). :yank:
However any of you fuckers who do get in beta sure as shiet better make new member accounts here so that you can post up beta leaks and keep us updated and Surly can ban that account for leaking beta infos!!!! :cuss:
Capricious
06-28-2009, 12:15 AM
Ideally, not much should change from beta to release. If your product undergoes massive changes during "beta testing", it wasnt really in the beta stages.
Bug fixes, usability changes, etc.. = expected.
Non-implemented functions, new development = bad sign.
niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger was an example of the latter, and MO isn't too far off.
Gromit
06-28-2009, 01:10 AM
niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger was never a paid beta. I don't know what you call the internal beta testing phase, possibly the artists showing their mothers the models they made in 3DSMax phase.
niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger was a Paid Alpha.
Tiarilir
06-28-2009, 01:44 AM
niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger was never a paid beta. I don't know what you call the internal beta testing phase, possibly the artists showing their mothers the models they made in 3DSMax phase.
niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger was a Paid Alpha.
is a Paid Alpha?
Kietharr
06-28-2009, 03:52 AM
will always be a paid alpha.
Surly
06-28-2009, 05:30 AM
it's just scamware, why make up new terms?
Gromit
06-28-2009, 01:19 PM
is a Paid Alpha?
Alpha is the phase before Beta.
Alpha is clearly unfinished, completely unpolished and full of bugs.
That's niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger then.
Tiarilir
06-28-2009, 02:33 PM
So the mortal online #1 loot bag is up at 3850 dollars.
Omley Boozebeard
06-28-2009, 03:23 PM
Ideally, not much should change from beta to release. If your product undergoes massive changes during "beta testing", it wasnt really in the beta stages.
Bug fixes, usability changes, etc.. = expected.
Non-implemented functions, new development = bad sign.
niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger was an example of the latter, and MO isn't too far off.
Well i still don't pay attention to anything you say since you called it an epic fail just for not having territory control at launch.
Rougie
06-28-2009, 04:10 PM
newsflash: Shop opening delayed two weeks from the original date. They realized that they wouldn't be completely prepared for the huge influx of traffic
"Huge influx of traffic", aka. niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger refugees :D
Kietharr
06-28-2009, 06:50 PM
I really like the fact that they actually delayed sales when they realized that the traffic would be too much for them to handle. It'll probably be a clusterfuck of unimagined proportions though so the servers will still probably crash, but I like the gesture!
Goobles
06-28-2009, 10:59 PM
I bet some that get in the beta will get sick as shit of it by the time it releases and wont play with the others
arcturussage
06-30-2009, 06:41 PM
starting to read some of the alpha combat review shit. I like this part
At the moment, I see no reason to choose anything other than the tallest height, as the benefits gained from having a large character greatly outweigh the benefits of choosing a smaller character. Henrik has explained, however, that this is only because attribute points have not yet been unlocked. Increasing your character size will cost attribute points that could be used to increase your dexterity, for example. In addition, you will be able to create a smaller than normal size character to gain more than the default attribute points, which allows for even more variability when creating your character.
I say we make a bunch of 3 foot tall characters
Tiarilir
06-30-2009, 06:59 PM
starting to read some of the alpha combat review shit. I like this part
I say we make a bunch of 3 foot tall characters
that comment sounds quite a bit like niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger, tbh.
Omley Boozebeard
06-30-2009, 10:04 PM
that comment sounds quite a bit like niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger, tbh.
I don't remember being able to choose your height outside of the race system or being larger giving you more health but less points to spend in other attributes. Infact didn't dwarves have the most HP?
slugys
06-30-2009, 10:55 PM
cap, is the game anything like AoC?
Capricious
07-01-2009, 05:07 AM
Yes, the combat is most similar to AoC. However, its in a poor state - ie: shitty hit detection and fucked up timing.
P.S: I AM A GIANT niggerniggerniggerniggernigger JEW FAGGOT WHO LOVES TO TROLL
Omley Boozebeard
07-01-2009, 12:10 PM
Yes, the combat is most similar to AoC. However, its in a poor state - ie: shitty hit detection and fucked up timing.
P.S: I AM A GIANT niggerniggerniggerniggernigger JEW FAGGOT WHO LOVES TO TROLL
Isn't that cause of this: "Within the next few weeks we are going to switch to our release build, which is the next step in our testing phase. As this build contains the complete prediction system"
slugys
07-01-2009, 01:27 PM
Isn't that cause of this: "Within the next few weeks we are going to switch to our release build, which is the next step in our testing phase. As this build contains the complete prediction system"
i've heard that before.
Capricious
07-01-2009, 02:12 PM
Isn't that cause of this: "Within the next few weeks we are going to switch to our release build, which is the next step in our testing phase. As this build contains the complete prediction system"
We better hope so.
Tiarilir
07-01-2009, 02:39 PM
I don't remember being able to choose your height outside of the race system or being larger giving you more health but less points to spend in other attributes. Infact didn't dwarves have the most HP?
No, that didn't happen, I just thought it sounded a bit similar to the niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger Promises.
Omley Boozebeard
07-01-2009, 02:44 PM
at least things like that can be worked and improved on fairly easliy. niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger just fucked it up by getting the entire core of the game design wrong. Technical issues don't worry me so much.
losinglife
07-01-2009, 08:22 PM
i am gonna make a little niggerniggerniggerniggernigger midget smaller than the luris were in DAoC
Isamael
07-02-2009, 07:57 PM
I think I read somewhere that they want to make all the copies sold to specific back accounts only. Something like, once it's on a certain card, only that card can pay for the account.. Pretty sure Uzik is the one that copypatsta'd the line I'm thinking about.
This is fun, because that would mean that once your card had to be renewed you wouldn't be able to play the game ever again. I have to get a new card 09/09.
I sure hope I won't have linked my card to MO by then!
Villa
07-02-2009, 08:55 PM
This is fun, because that would mean that once your card had to be renewed you wouldn't be able to play the game ever again. I have to get a new card 09/09.
I sure hope I won't have linked my card to MO by then!
That depends on your card number and the code on the back. They are interlinked in some way.
Can you tell us what your details are, so I can prove the correlation between them?
Omley Boozebeard
07-05-2009, 02:43 PM
http://www.mortalonline.com/forums/15233-these-forums-boring.html#post349699
Omley Boozebeard
07-05-2009, 03:29 PM
http://www.mortalonline.com/forums/15233-these-forums-boring.html#post349699
They deleted my thread =[
Jolle Poker
07-05-2009, 10:37 PM
So I finally made an account on the MO forums... And the first thing I get is an PM from a admin called "Talos".
Talos Talos Talos Talos Talos Talos Talos Talos Talos Talos Tasos
TASOS. FUCK.
MrBlah
07-05-2009, 11:13 PM
I think I read somewhere that they want to make all the copies sold to specific back accounts only. Something like, once it's on a certain card, only that card can pay for the account.. Pretty sure Uzik is the one that copypatsta'd the line I'm thinking about.
and then in about 2 years when everyones CCs expire, they will lose all their business just like that.
I can foresee niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger 2.0 coming, just epic failures in other departments.
Durin
07-06-2009, 04:38 AM
I can't get enough of these retards. Regardless of MO's awesomeness or even its playability, there is great potential. Every time I browse through the forums there's some topic about about housing. So many of them are beyond obsessed with their pixels to be, its hilarious. I don't care if it takes me a week strait grinding to get a siege engine made, I'm going to track down these kiddies houses and tear them to the ground. Oh how the tears will flow!
Shaggy
07-06-2009, 05:09 AM
I can't get enough of these retards. Regardless of MO's awesomeness or even its playability, there is great potential. Every time I browse through the forums there's some topic about about housing. So many of them are beyond obsessed with their pixels to be, its hilarious. I don't care if it takes me a week strait grinding to get a siege engine made, I'm going to track down these kiddies houses and tear them to the ground. Oh how the tears will flow!
Indeed, thats what I am planning to do, I won't have skill in anything but crafting and firing a seige weapon untill I'm bored destroying houses.
MrBlah
07-06-2009, 06:12 AM
Indeed, thats what I am planning to do, I won't have skill in anything but crafting and firing a seige weapon untill I'm bored destroying houses.
trust me, thats never gunna end. Considering the crowed we pleased in niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger, I just don't thinks its fathomable the size of crowd we are gunna please in MO and certainly unfathomable how much we will please them.
Goobles
07-06-2009, 01:08 PM
after careful reconsideration, not buying beta. good luck brave woryurs
after careful reconsideration, not buying beta. good luck brave woryurs
I hope you are gonna spend that money on hookers instead.
Anything less would be fagilicious.
Kran De Loy
07-06-2009, 03:18 PM
after careful reconsideration, not buying beta. good luck brave woryurs
I'm of the idea that I will just buy a gift card type of CC with something generic for a name, pay with that, than if I do not like MO I'll sell the Gift Card that may or may not happen to coincidentally be linked to a MO beta account.
If those MO fucks do not allow payment by pre-paid cards than I'm not going to bother with the beta.
Goobles
07-06-2009, 03:26 PM
Well I mean it's beta anyway. I like anyone else get bored of games, might as well wait till release so I don't burn myself out on something that gets reset anyway.
Plus this way I can hear what everyone hates about it beforehand and all that good stuff.
Omley Boozebeard
07-06-2009, 03:43 PM
I probably wont pre order anymore, due to the fact i have no money :(
Atnas
07-06-2009, 05:28 PM
I will be able to pre-order it on the 15th when I get my salary! Hopefully it wont have been sold out by then.
Monte
07-06-2009, 07:35 PM
Is the 13th the new date? To lazy to look...
Kran De Loy
07-06-2009, 07:52 PM
Is the 13th the new date? To lazy to look...
Ditto, I'm not even sure if they'll accept pre-paid CC's for the Pre-Order-Beta.
Durin
07-06-2009, 08:39 PM
Is the 13th the new date? To lazy to look...
"Instead of taking the chance that the issues we are facing will all be solved on Monday (29th), and run the risk that one or several of them will remain unsolved, we have decided to delay the opening of the shop for another two weeks." -Henrik (http://www.mortalonline.com/forums/14552-important-update-27-06-09-a.html#post329458)
Though that is from the 27th of june. Personally I'm going with until further notice, possibly the 13th of july.
losinglife
07-06-2009, 08:43 PM
I can't get enough of these retards. Regardless of MO's awesomeness or even its playability, there is great potential. Every time I browse through the forums there's some topic about about housing. So many of them are beyond obsessed with their pixels to be, its hilarious. I don't care if it takes me a week strait grinding to get a siege engine made, I'm going to track down these kiddies houses and tear them to the ground. Oh how the tears will flow!
to be fair, i never ACTUALLy played an MMO that you could have player housing in. Well real player housing, or long enough to get one hehe.
I want to get one damnit :mad:
Villa
07-06-2009, 09:04 PM
I hear Darkfail will have houses which you can cyber in peace with your favourite online buddy.
Durin
07-06-2009, 09:52 PM
I hear Darkfail will have houses which you can cyber in peace with your favourite online buddy.
and can trade safely through a window as to avoid the scary pvps while living out their cyber life as a shut in, just like irl.
Villa
07-06-2009, 10:32 PM
and can trade safely through a window as to avoid the scary pvps while living out their cyber life as a shut in, just like irl.
Utopia.
Which, from what I understand is not actually a poor country in afrika full of niggerniggerniggerniggerniggers.
Jolle Poker
07-07-2009, 01:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eENSkrwkko&fmt=18
Kran De Loy
07-07-2009, 02:37 PM
Welp, I just had a few bills come in that I forgot about, now I'm not going to have the money to pre-order the game.. again... fuck. Oh well, let me know how it goes guys!
Gromit
07-07-2009, 04:10 PM
Welp, I just had a few bills come in that I forgot about, now I'm not going to have the money to pre-order the game.. again... fuck. Oh well, let me know how it goes guys!
You didn't need to use the money excuse, most of us aren't pre-ordering because of the darkfail incident.
Kran De Loy
07-07-2009, 05:05 PM
You didn't need to use the money excuse, most of us aren't pre-ordering because of the darkfail incident.
No, I really wanted to get it, but I have no money now. It sucks T_T
Unless someone else will pay for me :bean:
Not gonna happen, I know, but I had to retract my statement of getting it from earlier.
Atnas
07-07-2009, 05:06 PM
I want it too, but I wont be able to afford it until the 15th since I bought Trine :)
I'm assuming it will at worst cost like 50€. That would be horrible though.
Spinewire
07-07-2009, 05:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eENSkrwkko&fmt=18
lol
I will buy Atnas a copy of Mortal Online if he posts a picture of himself topless, titties drenched in chocolate, and "Uzik" written across his belly in Hershey's kisses.
losinglife
07-07-2009, 09:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eENSkrwkko&fmt=18
lol at the last comment on that
Kietharr
07-08-2009, 04:39 AM
I will buy Atnas a copy of Mortal Online if he posts a picture of himself topless, titties drenched in chocolate, and "Uzik" written across his belly in Hershey's kisses.
impossible, atnas will just keep eating the kisses as he tries to continue writing uzik, he'll try to moderate himself, putting two down then eating one, but right as he dots the i he'll lose all control and eat all of the chocolate. then he will begin to cry as he realizes his moment of weakness cost him sweet MO betacake. he will mourn his loss by eating more chocolates.
Atnas
07-08-2009, 10:44 AM
I will buy Atnas a copy of Mortal Online if he posts a picture of himself topless, titties drenched in chocolate, and "Uzik" written across his belly in Hershey's kisses.
I'm so tempted by this.
Durin
07-08-2009, 10:55 AM
I'm so tempted by this.
by the free MO copy, or the posing for Uzik's fapping pleasure?
Thatcher
07-08-2009, 11:39 AM
I'm assuming AstonUO is Villa.
Atnas
07-08-2009, 11:48 AM
It is
Omley Boozebeard
07-08-2009, 02:54 PM
I'm so tempted by this.
I would totally do it. I just sold summin on ebay so I'm not broke anymore. I'll see how I feel when they open the pre orders.
Spinewire
07-09-2009, 12:54 PM
When i i order MO?
Tomorrow? WTF is going on i want to try out this mother fucker
http://www.mortalonline.com/forums/15603-all-beta-info-you-need.html#post359938
They don't make a lot of developer announcement shit, but they often answer questions in threads.
This guy compiled all their answers.
Jolle Poker
07-09-2009, 03:32 PM
I think my E-PEEN just went out of control.
http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/2194/wowhaha.th.jpg (http://img6.imageshack.us/i/wowhaha.jpg/)
slugys
07-09-2009, 03:48 PM
it needs to hurry the fuck up as im in need of massive disappointment
Spinewire
07-09-2009, 03:48 PM
I cba dropping money into something that might get me in on day one or 2 months later... fuck that.
slugys
07-09-2009, 04:13 PM
ill be dropping my cash in, been reading and from what a gather there will be spell interrupts and some form of healing in combat that im guessing will not be shit like dfs.
Gromit
07-09-2009, 04:27 PM
Slugys make Spinewire buy it.
If MO is shit I want to hear him complain about it
Capricious
07-09-2009, 04:37 PM
Who would complain more and with greater fervency - Gromit or Spine?
Spinewire
07-09-2009, 04:42 PM
Gromit does not have anything good to say about anything ever, my whine has more impact as i'm usualy an easy going fun loving type. People just can't handle the stark contrast.
However me trying to buy my way into beta then being told sorry you were not quick enough you have to wait till september would make me rage more than the game being shit would.
TangerineSky
07-09-2009, 04:44 PM
I think my E-PEEN just went out of control.
http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/2194/wowhaha.th.jpg (http://img6.imageshack.us/i/wowhaha.jpg/)
Find out whoever the dude is that wrote that and make sweet love to him.
PS. Gromit would prolly bitch the most but spine would be the most passionate.
Tetsu
07-09-2009, 04:46 PM
Find out whoever the dude is that wrote that and make sweet love to him.
me
Gromit
07-09-2009, 05:40 PM
Gromit does not have anything good to say about anything ever, my whine has more impact as i'm usualy an easy going fun loving type. People just can't handle the stark contrast.
For me, the glass may often be half empty. Especially where niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger is concerned.
For you however the glass has infact been stolen by a nigger called bubba who just wants to rape you.
Gromit does not have anything good to say about anything ever, my whine has more impact as i'm usualy an easy going fun loving type. People just can't handle the stark contrast.
However me trying to buy my way into beta then being told sorry you were not quick enough you have to wait till september would make me rage more than the game being shit would.
I will buy both you and Atnas copies if:
Atnas takes a topless picture of himself, titties covered in chocolate, Uzik spelled out in Hershey's kisses on his belly.
Spinewire takes a photo of him in an American Flag speedo, with "UZIK RULES" written in Red, White and Blue on his chest.
Metal Wolf
07-09-2009, 10:08 PM
Oh fuck, little metal figurines they know my weakness.
slugys
07-09-2009, 10:12 PM
of corse he will buy it... he cant chance me having something he cant get.
the 'oh this beta is far too nom nom nom for you' comments would shake him to the very core of his soul.
also spine in an american speedo would be like giving a garden rake crack for a week, getting it into a tasty speedo and taking pictures.
niccoli
07-09-2009, 10:46 PM
Oh fuck, little metal figurines they know my weakness.
LOL.
Spinewire
07-09-2009, 10:52 PM
I will buy both you and Atnas copies if:
Atnas takes a topless picture of himself, titties covered in chocolate, Uzik spelled out in Hershey's kisses on his belly.
Spinewire takes a photo of him in an American Flag speedo, with "UZIK RULES" written in Red, White and Blue on his chest.
i'm not comfortable being almost naked on the internet, also i can't fit my junk into speedos
Villa
07-10-2009, 12:03 AM
Hey guys, can I buy this yet?
Shaggy
07-10-2009, 12:06 AM
Hey guys, can I buy this yet?
No, must wait for the traveling merchant to show up in the shadows of your bathroom.
Kran De Loy
07-10-2009, 12:32 AM
No, must wait for the traveling merchant to show up in the shadows of your bathroom.
Fallout3?
Also, I want to get little pewter dice, but can't find any for less than $20 per a dice, which is fucking ridiculous since you can get mass produced pewter detailed figurines for $2-$6.
I want to put some pewter things in someone's beer or wine cup and see them puke all over the place, and what better way to say you accidentally dropped it than if it was in dice form and your a known geek?
Also, metal dice are cool.
arcturussage
07-10-2009, 03:53 AM
Fallout3?
Also, I want to get little pewter dice, but can't find any for less than $20 per a dice, which is fucking ridiculous since you can get mass produced pewter detailed figurines for $2-$6.
I want to put some pewter things in someone's beer or wine cup and see them puke all over the place, and what better way to say you accidentally dropped it than if it was in dice form and your a known geek?
Also, metal dice are cool.
you suck at searching
http://www.rpgshop.com/default/bright-pewter-7-die-set.html
I didn't know that pewter made people throw up. Don't they have pewter mugs?
Kran De Loy
07-10-2009, 04:31 AM
you suck at searching
http://www.rpgshop.com/default/bright-pewter-7-die-set.html
I didn't know that pewter made people throw up. Don't they have pewter mugs?
Yeah, jsut never drink any alcohol out of one and your fine.
.. can't find any for less than $20...
Those are regular price $21+. EAT MY SEARCH FINDING INEPT COCK!
Edit!
http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/pewter-get-lucky-dice-8
Thatcher
07-11-2009, 06:52 AM
Preorders go live Monday.
LINK http://www.mortalonline.com/news/july-10-07-09
For the timezone conversion challenged.
http://www.mortalonline.com/forums/15698-shop-opening-times-various-timezones.html
Atnas
07-11-2009, 03:59 PM
Crap, hopefully it wont be sold out for 2 days! As if though. :(
Rougie
07-11-2009, 04:43 PM
Crap, hopefully it wont be sold out for 2 days! As if though. :(
- If they do, then it's a sign that we've got another failure on the way. Are we really expecting them to be as incompetent as Aventurine?
Jolle Poker
07-11-2009, 04:52 PM
- If they do, then it's a sign that we've got another failure on the way. Are we really expecting them to be as incompetent as Aventurine?
Yes well, their goal is to sell 10000 copies.
However, if they do sell that many they have promised to set up another server before launch and release another 10000 copies.
But only the 10000 first to preorder will get into beta (which will be up for months)
I have faith in these guys... At least they speak and care what their fans says. And they live in the same country as me, so if they fuck up I can just go to their office and smack them.
Durthar
07-11-2009, 05:04 PM
Thats what i thought too, but i never bothered. AND REALLY NO ONE CAN GIVE A FULL DESCRIPTION OF THE GAME YET?!? i am not paying for their beta.
Jolle Poker
07-11-2009, 07:57 PM
Thats what i thought too, but i never bothered. AND REALLY NO ONE CAN GIVE A FULL DESCRIPTION OF THE GAME YET?!? i am not paying for their beta.
Don't worry, I will :3
I'll be the hero and tell everyone how awesome it is.
brezick
07-11-2009, 08:20 PM
I will pre-order because it can not be any worse than blowing cash on a console game. Gears of War II was the worst i spent money on. Great game sure, but i freaking finished it in two days.
Even if I were to only get two months out of the game at release, its still on par with the rest of the crap.
Zieen
07-11-2009, 08:23 PM
Is it just me or are the USA timezones wrong in that 'timezone conversion challenged' thread.
Rougie
07-11-2009, 08:45 PM
Gears of War II was the worst i spent money on. Great game sure, but i freaking finished it in two days.
- 2 days, and it took millions of dollars, and man-years, to produce.
It's true that there is a great waste of resources, in the games industry.
treefingers
07-11-2009, 08:54 PM
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arcturussage
07-11-2009, 09:04 PM
Thats how I see the mortal pre-order. I pay $50 or something like that now. Get to play in beta for a few months maybe and get a month free at release. Thats a decent amount of time
Atnas
07-11-2009, 10:58 PM
- 2 days, and it took millions of dollars, and man-years, to produce.
It's true that there is a great waste of resources, in the games industry.
Except the multiplayer is where GoW shines, atlough GoW2 was buggy and shit.
Durin
07-11-2009, 10:59 PM
Is it just me or are the USA timezones wrong in that 'timezone conversion challenged' thread.
ya, The US is GMT -5 thru -8
Omley Boozebeard
07-11-2009, 11:42 PM
Preorders go live Monday.
LINK http://www.mortalonline.com/news/july-10-07-09
For the timezone conversion challenged.
http://www.mortalonline.com/forums/15698-shop-opening-times-various-timezones.html
Since when was UK GMT +1? Did something very important happen that i missed?
Atnas
07-11-2009, 11:44 PM
Summertime. Maybe? I don't know.
Jolle Poker
07-11-2009, 11:48 PM
Don't trust those threads too much, I wouldn't anyway.
Spinewire
07-11-2009, 11:55 PM
Since when was UK GMT +1? Did something very important happen that i missed?
summer time
Omley Boozebeard
07-11-2009, 11:59 PM
summer time
I didn't know that changed our relation to GMT
brezick
07-12-2009, 01:56 AM
Daylight Savings Time screws all the timezones up.
Kaeso
07-12-2009, 01:56 AM
I didn't know that changed our relation to GMT
Then you are an uneducated faggit monster. I hate you. lurn2GMT
arcturussage
07-12-2009, 04:43 AM
Daylight Savings Time screws all the timezones up.
this. Not everywhere observes DST hell even in the US I think some parts of the states are 1-2 hours behind depending on the time of year.
The world is stupid sometimes
Spinewire
07-12-2009, 11:11 AM
I didn't know that changed our relation to GMT
We make the time so we are allowed to break the time as well.
GMT never changes we just slap and hour on to get more bang our dayligh based buck.
Villa
07-12-2009, 12:53 PM
When my revolution comes, I will outlaw everything other than GMT.
No more EST, PST, BST, CET, XYZ, etc
Spinewire
07-12-2009, 01:02 PM
When my revolution comes, I will outlaw everything other than GMT.
No more EST, PST, BST, CET, XYZ, etc
That would be nice, would you also make sure there is a muslim in every home?
Omley Boozebeard
07-12-2009, 01:04 PM
Then you are an uneducated faggit monster. I hate you. lurn2GMT
Sorry Mr Kaeso sir :(
http://www.mortalonline.com/files/imagecache/screenthumbnail/news/NewsIconShop.jpg (http://www.mortalonline.com/files/news/NewsIconShop_0.jpg)
Shop info
The Mortal Online shop will open on Monday 13th of July 20:00 GMT+1
We have separated the initial shop page from the Mortal Online main site for better performance. On Monday you can go directly to the shop on www.account.mortalonline.com (http://www.account.mortalonline.com/) should the main site be slow or unresponsive. Save the link and keep it in handy.
On Monday before the shop opens we will post more information about the first beta phase as well as the current system requirements for Mortal Online.
Hope to see you on Monday!
/The Star Vault Dev team
OMG ORGASM AND FUCK THATCHER MY POST OF THIS IS BETTER
arcturussage
07-12-2009, 04:42 PM
That would be nice, would you also make sure there is a muslim in every home?
that would be awesome. I miss the days when there were niggerniggerniggerniggerniggers in every home.
I'm sick of doing my own laundry
Villa
07-12-2009, 05:40 PM
I don't understand the thing about a bag and limited edition copies and so forth?
Jolle Poker
07-12-2009, 06:22 PM
I don't understand the thing about a bag and limited edition copies and so forth?
They had a "mortal for life" limited edition bag with free play time for life up on ebay some time ago, it sold for some $5000 or something like that. There was only one of these though so you can't get this now.
Then we have the limited edition, which basically is the same thing but without the life time free play thing (it includes some small figurines, a nice bag and some other stuff). 999 of these exists and those who buy this has a safe spot in the first beta phase (A).
Box edition is basically what you would've got if you bought the game in your local store (CD, box, perhaps a manual). You will also be able to download the game from their web if you buy this so there really isn't any point in buying this other than getting a early spot in the beta (or if you want to put your dick in the box). Also you probably have to pay around $10 extra for shipping.
Digital download is the same as you bought when you bought niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger, but they'll sell this at a later date after they've sold all LE and some box versions. Which means these will get a later spot in the beta, if they get into beta at all.
The earlier you buy the game, the earlier you get into beta.
arcturussage
07-12-2009, 07:06 PM
wait, they aren't selling the digital download right away?
Helgeran
07-12-2009, 08:25 PM
Lifetime means lifetime of the game, lol.
Jolle Poker
07-12-2009, 08:31 PM
wait, they aren't selling the digital download right away?
From what I've heard, no.
Omley Boozebeard
07-12-2009, 09:40 PM
I didn't know you couldn't buy dd straight away. And from what i have read you only gotta pay postage if you are buying from the states but it may just have been that the post I read was specifically directed at someone from the states (i swear i read it somewhere on the website too though).
arcturussage
07-12-2009, 09:47 PM
if you go to the store page, the DD says it comes with beta access. So I'm guessing it still counts unless there is a new post saying otherwise
Villa
07-12-2009, 10:28 PM
Box edition is basically what you would've got if you bought the game in your local store (CD, box, perhaps a manual). You will also be able to download the game from their web if you buy this so there really isn't any point in buying this other than getting a early spot in the beta (or if you want to put your dick in the box). Also you probably have to pay around $10 extra for shipping.
I don't understand; are you saying the boxed version will be available to buy in stores while the game is still in beta?
Jolle Poker
07-12-2009, 11:11 PM
I don't understand; are you saying the boxed version will be available to buy in stores while the game is still in beta?
No, I said if you preorder the box version (which will arrive at your doorstep sometime in August), you'll get the same content as if you would've bought any other game in a store.
That is:
Box
CD
CD/Activation-KEY (probably)
And perhaps a manual.
Also, you get 1 month free (of the non-beta) with whichever version you buy.
The box version will probably never be available in stores (for a long time at least).
Jolle Poker
07-12-2009, 11:13 PM
if you go to the store page, the DD says it comes with beta access. So I'm guessing it still counts unless there is a new post saying otherwise
Only if they sell less than 10000 box version, since there's only 10000 spots in beta (Or maybe it's 8000, I don't really know).
I didn't know you couldn't buy dd straight away. And from what i have read you only gotta pay postage if you are buying from the states but it may just have been that the post I read was specifically directed at someone from the states (i swear i read it somewhere on the website too though).
I read just now that you'll be able to buy the DD a week after the others been on sale.
I think the postage is for all countries (even Sweden).
Omley Boozebeard
07-13-2009, 01:20 AM
http://www.mortalonline.com/forums/15603-all-beta-info-you-need.html
well that says that the box'ed and DD will be available at the same time. Seems kinda odd to sticky it if its wrong. Where did you get your information from? And it says it will be about $10 shipping to US so i guess it will be cheaper for europeans?
Oh never mind it says further down the DD will be a week later. My bad.
Omley Boozebeard
07-13-2009, 02:44 AM
Yes, you can definitely block arrows with your shield, but it does require a bit of skill. It is also possible to block arrows with your sword (as it's a mesh that is included in the calculations of the arrow) but you have to be very lucky. Or extremely skilled, and lucky http://www.mortalonline.com/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif
I demand somone forms a Jedi sub clan whos sole purpose is to practise and master deflecting arrows with their sword (they would wear robes too). The enemy would be so dumbfounded by the pure awesomeness of it that the rest of our force could simply march in and slaughter them as they gawp or possibly their heads would just explode with disbelief.
Toppins
07-13-2009, 05:40 AM
I will be foregoing hookers for a day in order to buy this.
MO > "Candy"
Sorry, Candy.
Villa
07-13-2009, 06:49 PM
This beta access smells like fail to me.
Molly Hatchet
07-13-2009, 06:54 PM
Anyone able to get to the MO site?
I tried yesterday and today and the site will not connect.
Wonder if they took it down or its getting hit by the 300,000 folks that wanted into DFO and were denied.
Riddle
07-13-2009, 06:57 PM
Anyone able to get to the MO site?
I tried yesterday and today and the site will not connect.
Wonder if they took it down or its getting hit by the 300,000 folks that wanted into DFO and were denied.
It's down. I don't think they've taken it up yet. Although that said it'll then be hit by 300k people.
Same tactics as DF boys! at least 4 or 5 open browsers constantly refreshing. Also i'm trying this one too https://account.mortalonline.com/gamestore
Goobles
07-13-2009, 07:11 PM
any of you guiz get it or is it not over yet
Omley Boozebeard
07-13-2009, 07:30 PM
any of you guiz get it or is it not over yet
No it opens 20:00 GMT +1. 23 minutes from now
arcturussage
07-13-2009, 07:59 PM
and preorders are starting and the site is dying. Looks like even with some planning they were not ready for the fury that is niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger refugees
Thatcher
07-13-2009, 07:59 PM
yeah, lol we are breaking it
Omley Boozebeard
07-13-2009, 08:00 PM
Yup. Seems pretty broken lol.
Capricious
07-13-2009, 08:01 PM
Works for me.
Thatcher
07-13-2009, 08:03 PM
Works for me.
obvious troll is obvious
Omley Boozebeard
07-13-2009, 08:06 PM
Works for me.
Very bad troll. Get back under your bridge.
Shaggy
07-13-2009, 08:08 PM
70% loaded!
Thank you multi tab!
Omley Boozebeard
07-13-2009, 08:09 PM
i'm just getting network timeouts
arcturussage
07-13-2009, 08:10 PM
its like DFO all over again...
the images for the store are loading. THERE'S HOPE!
Omley Boozebeard
07-13-2009, 08:12 PM
the images for the store are loading. THERE'S HOPE!
No way! i havent got anything yet :(
arcturussage
07-13-2009, 08:15 PM
No way! i havent got anything yet :(
I click on the image and that little loading bar thing comes up but then it just sits there
Omley Boozebeard
07-13-2009, 08:16 PM
network timeout... :(
I managed to get onto the main site (not the shop site)
Molly Hatchet
07-13-2009, 08:18 PM
network timeout... :(
I managed to get onto the main site (not the shop site)
Ya, i got on to the main site a couple times and even made it to the news post.
nothing at https://account.mortalonline.com/ yet
arcturussage
07-13-2009, 08:19 PM
network timeout... :(
I managed to get onto the main site (not the shop site)
didn't they say that they were moving the store over to accounts.mortalonline.com?
I've been trying that site but it keeps timing out now
Omley Boozebeard
07-13-2009, 08:20 PM
didn't they say that they were moving the store over to accounts.mortalonline.com?
I've been trying that site but it keeps timing out now
Yeah i ahvent got ontot hat one yet i got onto the normal site though
The monthly subscription cost of Mortal Online will be €14.25 for Europeans and $14.25
fucking joke, guess they never heard of exchange rates...
arcturussage
07-13-2009, 08:22 PM
Yeah i ahvent got ontot hat one yet i got onto the normal site though
fucking joke, guess they never heard of exchange rates...
I don't think its an issue with exchange rates. Haven't the Euros traditionally paid more per month than the americans? I though that was the case with DFO as well
Omley Boozebeard
07-13-2009, 08:24 PM
Possibly abit more, but i don't think i've ever seen it where they just used the exact same number for both currencies though.
Still not getting anywhere on the accounts page.
Capricious
07-13-2009, 08:25 PM
obvious troll is obvious
Very bad troll. Get back under your bridge.
Its ok, I'll let you guys share the account as long as you are nice.:thumb:
Omley Boozebeard
07-13-2009, 08:32 PM
Its ok, I'll let you guys share the account as long as you are nice.:thumb:
Why does it say you're DBC but you have an anvril prime sig? Heratic!
Molly Hatchet
07-13-2009, 08:35 PM
Why does it say you're DBC but you have an anvril prime sig? Heratic!
he is just one of the many "confused" young boys with pretty mouths.
losinglife
07-13-2009, 08:41 PM
lol did anyone score yet?
Capricious
07-13-2009, 08:43 PM
lol did anyone score yet?
Yes, but I'm only sharing with Omley and Thatcher. There are only so many hours in the day.
edit: I've made it to the order page again. PM me your credit card/address/contact info and I'll purchase for you.
Omley Boozebeard
07-13-2009, 08:48 PM
Yes, but I'm only sharing with Omley and Thatcher. There are only so many hours in the day.
edit: I've made it to the order page again. PM me your credit card/address/contact info and I'll purchase for you.
lol.
Wait a second isn't it 20:00 GMT? It's 20:55 here, and its GMT+1 cause of summer. So its only 19:55 GMT? still 5 minutes till its even up then...
arcturussage
07-13-2009, 08:50 PM
lol.
Wait a second isn't it 20:00 GMT? It's 20:55 here, and its GMT+1 cause of summer. So its only 19:55 GMT? still 5 minutes till its even up then...
nope. Pretty sure the preorders went up an hour ago
Riddle
07-13-2009, 08:52 PM
lol.
Wait a second isn't it 20:00 GMT? It's 20:55 here, and its GMT+1 cause of summer. So its only 19:55 GMT? still 5 minutes till its even up then...
The store opened up at 20:00 GMT+1
Molly Hatchet
07-13-2009, 08:53 PM
according to the time zone on my pc, Central us is GMT-6
20gmt is 8pm - 6 would be 2pm.
as for summer, we are on summer time as well.
So, the way i figure, it went up at 2pm central USA or its going up NOW!
Race ya.
Omley Boozebeard
07-13-2009, 08:55 PM
The store opened up at 20:00 GMT+1
Oh ok. I don't think anyone has actually got through yet though. I say its broke and you should all go away and give up. I'll keep watch incase anything happens.
arcturussage
07-13-2009, 09:00 PM
Oh ok. I don't think anyone has actually got through yet though. I say its broke and you should all go away and give up. I'll keep watch incase anything happens.
exactly. Since everyone is fighting to get in and constantly hammering the servers its keeping it from recovering. Its the same thing that happened with DFO, its the same thing that happens on wootoffs every time BoC comes up. The server just can't recover
Omley Boozebeard
07-13-2009, 09:19 PM
if anyone gets in I demand a screen shot
arcturussage
07-13-2009, 09:21 PM
if anyone gets in I demand a screen shot
and of course no one can get to the forums to see if there is any new information there
losinglife
07-13-2009, 09:27 PM
i am gonna lol when you are all stuck in phase 10004 of the beta for jan '10
Villa
07-13-2009, 09:28 PM
Have you won MO yet guys?
Omley Boozebeard
07-13-2009, 09:36 PM
Have you won MO yet guys?
No according to irc the shop is down.
Villa
07-13-2009, 09:38 PM
No according to irc the shop is down.
channel and server details pls?
Capricious
07-13-2009, 09:43 PM
channel and server details pls?
No one wants to see your muslim propaganda.
Omley Boozebeard
07-13-2009, 09:44 PM
channel and server details pls?
I dunno i used the web client which is laggy as shit cause there are like 800 people joining and leaving every 2 seconds. It crashed my browser.
found it
host: irc.privnet.org
port: 6667 ssl: 6697
channel #mortalonline
Jolle Poker
07-13-2009, 09:56 PM
www.mortalonline.com/irc for a web version
Also:
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/5708/orlyt.th.png (http://img223.imageshack.us/i/orlyt.png/)
Am I cool yet?
arcturussage
07-13-2009, 09:59 PM
they try so hard, yet they still fail
Villa
07-13-2009, 10:00 PM
u best
Omley Boozebeard
07-13-2009, 10:07 PM
what irc client should i use? One that i can hide the message you get everytime someone joins/leaves.
Jolle Poker
07-13-2009, 10:08 PM
what irc client should i use? One that i can hide the message you get everytime someone joins/leaves.
Yeah lol, the web irc don't have that option... So it shows like atleast 5 new rows per second.
Omley Boozebeard
07-13-2009, 10:10 PM
Yeah lol, the web irc don't have that option... So it shows like atleast 5 new rows per second.
and it crashed my browser and lagged hard.
Villa
07-13-2009, 10:11 PM
REAL men use mIRC, and they also pay for it too.
Jolle Poker
07-13-2009, 10:12 PM
and it crashed my browser and lagged hard.
If you used firefox yeah... Had the same problem. I use Opera for IRC and Firefox for the forums/F5 spam.
Also, the account/order page is up again... You can't access it yet, but it's up. Always a good sign, right?
Omley Boozebeard
07-13-2009, 10:15 PM
REAL men use mIRC, and they also pay for it too.
fuck that, is there a free one?
Omley Boozebeard
07-13-2009, 10:31 PM
Can not send to channel #MortalOnline :Reason (You need voice (+v) (#MortalOnline))
what the fuck does that mean?
Forgin
07-13-2009, 10:36 PM
Can not send to channel #MortalOnline :Reason (You need voice (+v) (#MortalOnline))
what the fuck does that mean?
You need talking rights, just message a mod "gimme voice nao!"
Molly Hatchet
07-13-2009, 10:37 PM
exactly. Since everyone is fighting to get in and constantly hammering the servers its keeping it from recovering. Its the same thing that happened with DFO, its the same thing that happens on wootoffs every time BoC comes up. The server just can't recover
maybe, but just maybe, they ought to plan for this and have multiple servers and or hosts to handle the volume.
Guess they should have bought a dell and got a caveman to do it.
Jolle Poker
07-13-2009, 10:39 PM
maybe, but just maybe, they ought to plan for this and have multiple servers and or hosts to handle the volume.
Guess they should have bought a dell and got a caveman to do it.
Their webhost lied to them and said they could handle it... Turned out worse than niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger.
So they uploaded the shop to their game server, which means it will have massive backup (if you try refresh it now, you get the error message instantly, before you had to wait around 20 secs).
Shop will pretty much be instant now :3
Omley Boozebeard
07-13-2009, 10:40 PM
maybe, but just maybe, they ought to plan for this and have multiple servers and or hosts to handle the volume.
Guess they should have bought a dell and got a caveman to do it.
i think i read something about them having some backup/second server or host or something but that it had been down for some reason?
How do i tell whos a moderator?
Molly Hatchet
07-13-2009, 10:42 PM
The Mortal Online Game Store is opening anytime now. This update targets some of the questions regarding the release, the shop, and the Beta. It is also a disclaimer to protect both you and ourselves. We want you to join our Beta and support the development of the game, but we also want you to know what you are up for!
Shop and Game Version information
Mortal Online will be sold in 10.000 copies to start with. This is because we want to be able to better control the Beta-phase by administering only one (or two) servers.
Prices will be stated in the shop. They are subject to change.
The shop will accept American Express, JCB, Mastercard, Visa, Visa Electron, Direct Debits (in Germanym Netherlands, Spain and Austria), EPS Austria (Austria), Giropay, ING Homepay (Belgium) Paypal, Ukash, Wallie, iDeal (Netherlands), Paysafecard, Sofortuberweisung (Germany, Austria, Switzerland.
Only one (1) purchase is allowed per account. You are free to register several accounts. Please remember though, that if a credit card is used more than 5 times in the same week for the same payment, the banks Fraud scanning will ban the card for 2 weeks. The details of this vary between cards and should be checked with the bank issuing the card. It has nothing to do with the MO shop.
Important! When you enter the shop, you will see the prices and have the option to choose one of the versions. When clicking “checkout”, that version will be temporarily “reserved” for you for a couple of hours. As you may only buy one version per account, this means that you cannot go back and choose another version during those hours. This is a technical safety-line; if something goes wrong during your purchase you still have some time to get everything right, but it also means it’s important that you choose the right version from start.
Please remember that you are not buying anything until you fill in your payment options. If you choose one version and then change your mind before paying, you don’t have to buy it. It simply means you cannot change to another version during this time.
The monthly subscription cost of Mortal Online will be €14.25 for Europeans and $14.25 for everybody else. This cost is subject to change.
The monthly subscription cost includes all future updates and expansions for Mortal Online. No additional costs will be charged for future expansions.
The Beta server is located in Stockholm, Sweden. It's fully possible to access the server from all countries; however we obviously can't guarantee the speed and performance over long distances. Earlier Beta-testing has shown good, playable ping from the U.S. for instance, but please remember that the speed of your local network provider in U.S. is an important factor as well.
Additional game servers, including servers in other countries, are considered for the near future. There will be no extra costs involved in starting a character on one of those servers if and when they are up. However, character transfers will not be possible, at least not to begin with, not even between servers in the same country. This has to do with each server and character lore being unique - i.e. your character obviously cannot have slain a certain Dragon if the Dragon never existed on the other server.
The Beta is divided into Blocks of 2.000 players each, depending on buying-order. Every second week 2.000 additional players will be able to enter the Beta. The full schedule is as follows:
July 20 Block A (including 999 Limited Editions)
August 3 Block B
August 17 Block C
August 31 Block D
September 14 Block E
The Digital Download only version will go on sale a week later than the Boxed Version and The Full Loot Bag as previously stated in the shop. This is because we hope to sell the physical products first, as they are a big cost to us if they sit on our shelves.
Shipping is not included in the price for the physical products. Shipping will be an additional €7 (flat rate for all countries).
The physical products will be shipped from Sweden around September. Further updates before the launch of the full game will be shipped free of charge in connection to the launch. When buying a physical version you are also allowed to download the game, and play it in your corresponding Beta block.
The launch of Mortal Online is planned for Q4 2009 (Oct-Dec). This is not set in stone however, as we want all core features to be in place and properly tested before charging monthly subscriptions. We do not guarantee a specific release date for Mortal Online.
At this point Mortal Online is M rated 18+, a final rating will come closer to release but is very likely to be the same.
MO System Requirements (an estimation)
Please note that all options and scaling are not yet in the game, meaning the requirements will change over time.
Minimum configuration (1024x768, detail reduced)
OS: Windows XP Service Pack 2 or Windows Vista
Processor: Intel Pentium 4 3Ghz or equivalent
RAM: 1GB
Video card: ATI Radeon 9800/nVidia GeForce 6600
Video memory 256MB
Hard drive space: 5-25GB
Recommended configuration (1680x1050)
OS: Windows XP Service Pack 2 or Windows Vista Service Pack 1
Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo 2.4GHz or equivalent
RAM: 2048MB Dual Channel DDR2
Video card: NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GT or equivalent
Video memory: 512MB
Hard drive space: 30GB
Beta testing and gameplay
The Beta is starting July 20 with the features from Combat Beta active, as well as a few new ones. The very first steps have to do with architecture, back-end and network-performance. To begin with, we are aiming to test:
MO Updater (auto-patching system)
Account System, Login, Logout
Character Creation (The “human family” only, like Tindremenes, Khurites etc, male and female)
General Network and Server stability and speed
Crowd congestion tests
Seamless World-streaming
Updated Prediction System
Sound
Client System Performance
This is not very fun from a gameplay-perspective, although crucial from a technical standpoint. To make you run around in the world and have some feeling of purpose in this crude beginning, we are also testing:
Attribute balancing, basic Skill gain (a few example skills)
Further real time PvP, Melee and Archery Combat testing and balancing
"Vendor-crafting" (you bring resources to a vendor, who then crafts stuff for you according to your instructions, like in Combat Beta). The Skills and GUI (Graphical User Interface) for the "real" crafting is still in development
Very basic resource-gathering (refining, prospecting etc will be in together with crafting later on, meaning at the moment you will get magically pre-refined resources when mining, etc)
Fundamental AI-behavior, a few creatures
World traversing, Swimming and Combat Swimming
Around 32km^2 of the Myrland continent
Basic banking (global at first, local if we manage to get it in before this weekend)
Local chat (no languages)
The Flagging System (complete with temporary insta-guards in guard zones)
That's it. Nothing more, nothing less. These first important steps will be the foundation of the game, and updates will come quickly and at a regular basis once we are confident most of the above is working in the new massive environment.
Please also remember that both your possessions and your Characters can be wiped from the server at any moment, and that this may happen several times during the Beta.
You're in for a rough ride, but we are excited for those of you who want to embark on this journey with us!
/the MO Dev Team
Goobles
07-13-2009, 10:56 PM
The Beta is divided into Blocks of 2.000 players each, depending on buying-order. Every second week 2.000 additional players will be able to enter the Beta. The full schedule is as follows:
July 20 Block A (including 999 Limited Editions)
August 3 Block B
August 17 Block C
August 31 Block D
September 14 Block E
sounds like some dumbfucks will rage out hard after they buy and see that
Omley Boozebeard
07-13-2009, 10:57 PM
The Beta is divided into Blocks of 2.000 players each, depending on buying-order. Every second week 2.000 additional players will be able to enter the Beta. The full schedule is as follows:
July 20 Block A (including 999 Limited Editions)
August 3 Block B
August 17 Block C
August 31 Block D
September 14 Block E
sounds like some dumbfucks will rage out hard after they buy and see that
That information has been public for quite a while. They would have to be indeed a "dumb fuck" to pre order without knowing that xD
Goobles
07-13-2009, 11:14 PM
That information has been public for quite a while. They would have to be indeed a "dumb fuck" to pre order without knowing that xD
you arent even feckin responding to my query on IRC
Gromit
07-13-2009, 11:17 PM
I hate to break up your homosexual fantasies, but have any of limp wristed faggots managed to get a copy yet?
Jolle Poker
07-13-2009, 11:17 PM
I hate to break up your homosexual fantasies, but have any of limp wristed faggots managed to get a copy yet?
Store isn't up yet.
Gromit
07-13-2009, 11:18 PM
niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger all over again.
Jolle Poker
07-13-2009, 11:20 PM
niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger all over again.
Nah, not really... These guys actually had a valid reason. And they speak with the forums/irc with constant updates.
Not niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger.
Riddle
07-13-2009, 11:24 PM
Store opening within the hour.
Omley Boozebeard
07-13-2009, 11:26 PM
Are you guys in the irc? Not you jolle, you don't count because anime makes me throw up.
brezick
07-13-2009, 11:26 PM
When clicking “checkout”, that version will be temporarily “reserved” for you for a couple of hours
This is one of the benefits of seeing niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger crash and burn. So no anxiety attacks for the idiots cry about crashing or timing out.
Jolle Poker
07-13-2009, 11:31 PM
Are you guys in the irc? Not you jolle, you don't count because anime makes me throw up.
:yank:
losinglife
07-13-2009, 11:42 PM
HAI GUIZ!!!! Im in the web IRC channel... lolololololo.. noone is talking tho so its gay
Jolle Poker
07-13-2009, 11:43 PM
HAI GUIZ!!!! Im in the web IRC channel... lolololololo.. noone is talking tho so its gay
They just muted everyone, the devs will tell us when the stores open there though.
losinglife
07-13-2009, 11:48 PM
They just muted everyone, the devs will tell us when the stores open there though.
i think i keep getting disconnected. fuck it... it was boring me anyways :(
niccoli
07-13-2009, 11:56 PM
I'd almost forgotten about this.
Still no pricing. Seriously, why. That update should have included it, so you could make a slightly more informed decision.
Then the store isn't up yet?? Sure, valid reason, uh huh. Curious to hear what the "valid reason" is. EDIT: I went back and time I saw the reason, meh.
Also, who all is going to actually buy this?
Jolle Poker
07-14-2009, 12:04 AM
I'd almost forgotten about this.
Still no pricing. Seriously, why. That update should have included it, so you could make a slightly more informed decision.
Then the store isn't up yet?? Sure, valid reason, uh huh. Curious to hear what the "valid reason" is. EDIT: I went back and time I saw the reason, meh.
Also, who all is going to actually buy this?
I will (depending on price).
brezick
07-14-2009, 12:09 AM
I am going to preorder. I am responsible for administrating the IT security at my job so I actually enjoy beta testing and finding exploits/holes in the code.
Omley Boozebeard
07-14-2009, 12:20 AM
I'm very sorry to keep you waiting. Things are crazy here, really. Feel free to blame us, because ultimately it is our fault, butwe have one of the best services available in Europe. At least, that was what we payed for We'd been toast if it wasn't for our Game Hostingprovider who came to the rescue, realizing our need and offering their help for free! Love to you guys.
I wont go into the bandwidth issues or the numerous "attacks" from a certain site (they actually managed to stir up some realtrouble, which we naïvely didn't excpect). The shop will be online any minute now (really).
All in all, we will get the shop running tonight, no matter how many people press F5 at the same time. Refresh the main siteonce in a while. When you see the big sign in the middle (Enter the shop Now!), it's time.
Thank you for your patience.
I dunno but I just think these guys handle their PR so much better than AV. I feel sorry for them instead of thinking that they are huge fallaces.
losinglife
07-14-2009, 12:34 AM
lol at AV crashing thre site :guns:
Atnas
07-14-2009, 12:58 AM
I must admit that it is GAY AS FUCK not to reveal the price, not even on launch day. Goddamn assfaggots.
Capricious
07-14-2009, 01:35 AM
guys, how does the koolaid taste?
Omley Boozebeard
07-14-2009, 01:40 AM
I must admit that it is GAY AS FUCK not to reveal the price, not even on launch day. Goddamn assfaggots.
Is abit annoying. Atleast i have more a chance of getting block a or b with all the light weights gone to bed >:]
niccoli
07-14-2009, 01:40 AM
I must admit that it is GAY AS FUCK not to reveal the price, not even on launch day. Goddamn assfaggots.
Yeah, how many fucking gold covered chocolate coins will it be???
Atnas, you are closest, go to their offices and find out now!!
EDIT: BTW, what is the conversion rate from USD for GCCC?
Durin
07-14-2009, 01:41 AM
I must admit that it is GAY AS FUCK not to reveal the price, not even on launch day. Goddamn assfaggots.
like you even have the monies to pay if you did know
losinglife
07-14-2009, 02:02 AM
Yeah, how many fucking gold covered chocolate coins will it be???
Atnas, you are closest, go to their offices and find out now!!
EDIT: BTW, what is the conversion rate from USD for GCCC?
i think for every 1$ USD its 23 candy canes
Omley Boozebeard
07-14-2009, 02:08 AM
i think for every 1$ USD its 23 candy canes
What the candy cane to humbug conversion like these days?
losinglife
07-14-2009, 02:13 AM
What the candy cane to humbug conversion like these days?
ask atnas... he is the fatty swede!
Molly Hatchet
07-14-2009, 04:20 AM
I must admit that it is GAY AS FUCK not to reveal the price, not even on launch day. Goddamn assfaggots.
Hate that bastard for screwing the exchange rate the wrong way.
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