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Monfols
06-06-2009, 12:56 PM
greetings, you bunch of wine drinking beggars I'm transfering from you former game niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger to your new world.
I'm here because I was always wearing crappy gear (What I'm still doing at the moment) and I'm to greedy to buy something from all my money (25G) I had herbalism to make wine but I found out you can't make it with those fcking bottles and plants. So Im here to annoy you and the all other people in Mortal online !:bean:
Villa
06-06-2009, 05:51 PM
Welcome, grab a coffee and a biscuit.
Shneddi
06-06-2009, 07:33 PM
and a copy of the times, while playing with apps on your iphone.
Gromit
06-06-2009, 08:41 PM
and a copy of the times, while playing with apps on your iphone.

fag
Kran De Loy
06-06-2009, 09:33 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3328/3601880762_9e42b85cc2_o.jpg
treefingers
06-06-2009, 11:46 PM
i liked steve irwin personally
Monfols
06-10-2009, 03:08 PM
When will I become a full member of the clan of beggars and other scum? Im still a loom or something and someone has to learn me the secret Cat kung foo and other wine drinkin stuff !
treefingers
06-10-2009, 03:24 PM
:gruff: you think you have what it takes to just walk into town and without the rundown?




stare into the loom of death.

if you can get out, your already in.


outlaws run this city partner, youd better hightail before sundown if you know whats good for you.
Motavia
06-10-2009, 04:00 PM
When will I become a full member of the clan of beggars and other scum? Im still a loom or something and someone has to learn me the secret Cat kung foo and other wine drinkin stuff !

For now I think you'll just have to be satisfied with the "Looming" kung foo style.

http://www.thebutterflyloom.com/gallery/kids-love-looming.jpg
niccoli
06-10-2009, 07:20 PM
PM Red Morgan, we're not sure if he's dead or not. Report back your findings.

If that fails, contact Sonn Barrelbottom in DF if your account is still active.
Twigs
06-11-2009, 01:24 PM
Who is this Red Morgan you speak of?
niccoli
06-11-2009, 05:05 PM
Who is this Red Morgan you speak of?

This guy? (http://www.captainmorgan.com/en-us/morganettes.html)
Uzik
06-11-2009, 07:02 PM
Who is this Red Morgan you speak of?

I hear he is a witch.


Apparently he runs some kind of homosexual only coven where they go out into the woods, get naked and touch each other while sacrificing gay goats.
Surly
06-11-2009, 08:40 PM
it's true, he cast a spell on me and now i am gay for him and can't help it
Kaeso
06-12-2009, 04:57 AM
it's true, he cast a spell on me and now i am gay for him and can't help it

I heard an old wizard named Pappy Van Winkle can cure you of the gay.
Tetsu
06-12-2009, 06:04 AM
I heard an old wizard named Pappy Van Winkle can cure you of the gay.

that spell works backwards on kaesos
Twigs
06-12-2009, 06:03 PM
I heard an old wizard named Pappy Van Winkle can cure you of the gay.

Pappy Van Winkle cast a berzerker spell on you and almost got you KILLED by some guy who just wanted to get some puss.
Tetsu
06-12-2009, 06:48 PM
Pappy Van Winkle cast a berzerker spell on you and almost got you KILLED by some guy who just wanted to get some puss.

when did this happen. do tell.
Monfols
06-12-2009, 07:21 PM
how did it happen

It all happen 10 days ago when you were a sleep. there was guy who hided himself under your carpet and when it was night he came from under the carpet.
he pissed in your ear and he tried to get some pussy, but then he found out that you didn't even have a pussy so he tried to find a pussy on your body but he couldn't find one. eventualy he called some alliens and they made a pussy on your body and he raped you. (the alliens did turn everything to normal:thumb:)

The end
Twigs
06-12-2009, 07:26 PM
when did this happen. do tell.

Hmmm, About 2 or 3 weeks ago. Kaeso called the dude a "fucking Arab" haha.