Has Red fucked off for good?

[Spinewire]

Well has he? Anyone spoken to the fucker? WTF is he up to?

I want to scream at his face for making me buy QW:ET

[Mikee]

He was on a night or so ago. I think he's been playing tabletop games with Brilliant. I asked him about some multiplayer games and he was all "Weeeeelll I just installed Fallout 3" which implies he isn't interested in us anymore.

[Thatcher]

I want to scream at his face for making me buy QW:ET

Surly and I were discussing this as well last night.

[Thatcher]

was all "Weeeeelll I just installed Fallout 3" which implies he isn't interested in us anymore.

I did this as well. Frightening.

[Kietharr]

Well has he? Anyone spoken to the fucker? WTF is he up to?

I want to scream at his face for making me buy QW:ET

That's not as bad as when Surly made me buy Vanguard, the fucking asshole.

[Rains Torme]

I have all you fuckers beat. They made me buy niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger.

[Spades]

Time to elect a new King.

[Zanzibar]

He was on Ventrilo yesterday.

[Mikee]

I'll gladly play Quake Wars with any man who asks.

[Zieen]

As far as I'm concerned, Surly is our clan leader until Red returns to 'active duty' or leaves altogether. What DBC specific issues have come up since we left niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger anyways?

[Tetsu]

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[Spades]

As far as I'm concerned, Surly is our clan leader until Red returns to 'active duty' or leaves altogether. What DBC specific issues have come up since we left niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger anyways?


Due to our lumpenproletarian agenda, it is our duty to construct completely unnecessary and wasteful organs of the socialist state through irresponsible spending and corruption. This is the 'Dictatorship of the Lumpen-Proletariat."

I propose we form a new provisional government in Red's absence, comprised of various committees and subcommittees. We shall combine the executive, legislative, and judicial branches into one executive office, elect a beggar to be in charge, purge the traitors, and live in an internet forum commune.


http://forquignon.com/history/global/interwar_years/proletarian_dictatorship.jpg

[Riddle]

Jesus fucking christ! He's going to kick your heads in so hard when he gets back. Plotting to overthrow the king already?!


Worry not, he'll be back! It's not like we're in dire need of firm leadership right now anyway, we're just coasting.

[Helgeran]

Spades, that picture put a tear in my eye. I say we have a Sweden-style monarchy = I am king but I don't have any duties, powers or responsibilities.

[Atnas]

Naw, he made a post about gays in a super secret section a day ago or so.

For now, I am the leader of DBC, by holy decree of Surly. Or however you say it.

[Surly]

the thaegar of sweden has spoken

[Capricious]

Naw, he made a post about gays in a super secret section a day ago or so.

For now, I am the leader of DBC, by holy decree of Surly. Or however you say it.

Fuck, I'm out.

[Gromit]

Fuck, I'm out.

ditto

[Mikee]

Fuck, I'm out.

ditto

[treefingers]

atnas rocks imo

[Rains Torme]

atnas rocks imoditto

Wait... no... I screwed up!

[Shneddi]

red, my love why did you leave,
passing as if a southern brease
would it be that difficult?,
to post on these forums, insead of not and insult?

[Spinewire]

Fuck, I'm out.
ditto

[Vattic]

but this is what i've been doing with my free time..

[mantoe]

my anus clenched at the end of that comic....

[Supreme]

yea that hurt mantoe... warn me next time

[Villa]

Guys, since I'm impartial and hate all Anvil nobs equally (except Thatcher, because he is named after my favourite prime minister of all time) I think I can be entrusted with overthrowing Atnas on your behalf in a swift yet bloody religious revolution, and instilling a variation of Shariah Law.

Choose me as your Imam and Spiritual Leader.

Regards,
Ayatollah Villa.

[Rains Torme]

Guys, since I'm impartial and hate all Anvil nobs equally (except Thatcher, because he is named after my favourite prime minister of all time) I think I can be entrusted with overthrowing Atnas on your behalf in a swift yet bloody religious revolution, and instilling a variation of Shariah Law.

Choose me as your Imam and Spiritual Leader.

Regards,
Ayatollah Villa.
http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/ditto.gif

[Mikee]

http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/ditto.gif


Oh look, it's the pokemon who is called Ditto.

[Gromit]

Guys, since I'm impartial and hate all Anvil nobs equally (except Thatcher, because he is named after my favourite prime minister of all time) I think I can be entrusted with overthrowing Atnas on your behalf in a swift yet bloody religious revolution, and instilling a variation of Shariah Law.

Choose me as your Imam and Spiritual Leader.

Regards,
Ayatollah Villa.

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[Krow]

He is painting miniature dicks

[Surly]

He is painting miniature dicks
with a brush coated entirely in his own semen, and the miniature dicks are attached to midgets who he hangs out with to feel like he's normal height.

[losinglife]

i need to fap

[MinusInnocence]

Where is the "I hope so" option?

[Vattic]

my anus clenched at the end of that comic....

imminent doom always makes my anus clench.

as for the pages, they're made with an easy program called comic life. basically drag and drop images to make a comic. i'm going to need more pictures to finish it up proper though. surly, i'm looking at you.

[Chamoke]

This ships a sinking. I wonder if there was another ship some beggarly rats could jump to. Hmmmm.

[Riddle]

This ships a sinking. I wonder if there was another ship some beggarly rats could jump to. Hmmmm.

Project JormaKerma may need to be reopened.

[Uzik]

I wonder how his gay witches coven is turning out.

[Rains Torme]

Now that you mention it, he wasn't there this week.

[Surly]

were you forced to conjur a semen elemental without him?

[Spinewire]

somone needs to draw a semen elemental

[niccoli]

somone needs to draw a semen elemental

I just had some great mental images, however I'm at work and I really don't need to be looking for a new job. ;)

That and my mspaint skillz aren't nearly up to Mikee's, I'll leave it to him or someone else.

[niccoli]

Fuck, I'm out.

Fuck, I'm in, er, out.

[slugys]

Fuck, I'm out.


ditto

[Atnas]

You can't quit on me! NO ONE QUITS ON ME YOU SONS OF BITCHES!

YOU ARE KICKED

[ZanirZrold]

Fuck I just realized atnas has almost 6k posts...what a cool guy!

[Atnas]

My postcount is surging

[Ashten]

Post counts don't make niggers cool, however Atnas is cool as shit. That being said I will not follow a ganache loving swede. So if Red wants to be a fag and not come back I say Riddle is bossnigger and TS could be number 2, btw where the fuck is TS? Ack fuck piss shit nigger ass damn. Someone save DBC please. We are lost and homeless and drunk like umm...we supposed to be like this?

[Shneddi]

i thiknk as long as we drink enough to not touch sober, then we should be fine.

[Gromit]

I believe Red is now playing Furcadia.

He's been the closet furfag all this time

[Spinewire]

Post counts don't make niggers cool, however Atnas is cool as shit. That being said I will not follow a ganache loving swede. So if Red wants to be a fag and not come back I say Riddle is bossnigger and TS could be number 2, btw where the fuck is TS? Ack fuck piss shit nigger ass damn. Someone save DBC please. We are lost and homeless and drunk like umm...we supposed to be like this?
TS sold his GFX card and exited stage left, bagsy being Amos for an all english line up.


First line of business is channing clan name to Team UK.

[Riddle]

I think we should hold up until we're in need of leadership again. Red is burnt out on games right now but that doesn't mean it's final and maybe he'll come back before our next venture.

As cool as you are Atnas, I want to see the DBC lead by a member of the DBC. Theres plenty of leadership potential in the guild right now but due to the flat nature of how we're set-up. It's easier to just sit back and let the Beggar King sort it all out!

If we're going to keep it all together in the meantime then it's up to everyone to pull their weight. We should start getting some guild events down on paper and choose a game that the majority of us are interested in (possibly Mortal Online).

If Red's still not back when we need to have a leader then we should cross that bridge when we come to it.

[Dartuche]

I'm up for whatever game... except possibly if it costs money =/ If enough people from the DBC and everyone else are playing something though, i suppose I can cough up the cash...

What about a beggar movie night? I've seen it mentioned around the forums a few times (and have a vague idea of what it might entail) but maybe we could do something like that?

[Spinewire]

Head count of who is still around might be a good idea, as for needing a new leader there is just no point atm. I'm still expecting him to make a showy return but i'm still going to shout at him for making me buy QW:ET

Also it's not as if we needed much leading to begin with anyway.


MO should be the next port of call MMO, as for random games Killing Floor is worthy of some lolz and HoN for some DBC vs the unclean masses should anyone fancy it, i know we have a few dota freaks kicking about.

[Thatcher]

I'm still expecting him to make a showy return but i'm still going to shout at him for making me buy QW:ET


I want in on this, and I think Surlies does too.

[MrBlah]

Post counts don't make niggers cool, however Atnas is cool as shit. That being said I will not follow a ganache loving swede. So if Red wants to be a fag and not come back I say Riddle is bossnigger and TS could be number 2, btw where the fuck is TS? Ack fuck piss shit nigger ass damn. Someone save DBC please. We are lost and homeless and drunk like umm...we supposed to be like this?

huh? what? a ranking officer left? then your leader has abandoned you? I can offer advice under one condition: you don't tell anyone I... uhm... shit. Who we talking about?

[Kailas]

Word, I'm sure Red will return when we need him for MO. In the meantime get on vent and play Quake Wars/BF2/Killing Floor with us, they're a lot of fun. Let's get a beggar movie night this saturday, try for like 2:00 EST? I'm sure we can throw something awesome up on the ftp, commando perhaps? Did we already do commando?

[Tetsu]

i think you all should just drink the cool-aid.

[Mikee]

I'm making a Beggar Movie Night thread in off topic, go vote on the best time.

[losinglife]

why the hell do we need a leader? i think we do pretty well with everyone being king dick and running around with our heads in our asses!

[Villa]

I can see the red one is online!

BTW, is he actually ginger IRL?

[Metal Wolf]

I can see the red one is online!

BTW, is he actually ginger IRL?
Doesn't matter hes one on the internet and thats worse.

[Villa]

That is both sad, and true.

[treefingers]

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[treefingers]

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[treefingers]

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[slugys]

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mmmm

[Brilliant]

but this is what i've been doing with my free time..

I lol'd.


I gave Red several punches for all the people that asked me to forward him punches for QW:ET. I would still play it with you guys, I like that game! Btw, I bought Red Orchestra because people said they were playing it, and haven't played it once yet.

The 'Red' in Red Morgan comes from when he was in UO, and his character was Morgan, and then he went perma-Red from doing some type of Robin-Hoodly slaughtering of epic proportions and was thus dubbed "Red Morgan".

He will be here for Beggar Movie Night tonight, I will make sure of that personally.

[Rains Torme]

I actually saw him as logged in earlier today. The reason he didn't post was because he secretly despises the DBC, though.

[Supreme]

gg

[TangerineSky]

I didnt' sell my gfx card so I may come play MO if it doesn't suck. My home internet is broke right now and I almost failed last semester so I had to take a little hiatus.

[Kran De Loy]

I didnt' sell my gfx card so I may come play MO if it doesn't suck. My home internet is broke right now and I almost failed last semester so I had to take a little hiatus.
That fine, don't fail. DONT! Evar.

Its bad 4 u.