Mortal Online - and the Direction of us Beggar Cunts

[Riddle]

So, we dropped DF like a used condom and now we're in limbo again. Mortal Online is shaping up be a fairly decent game, maybe even a step towards what DF should have been. Whats everyones thoughts on this game?


CAPCOM wants to know.....


by the way, if we could sort of do this in a NASA roleplay style that would be great. ktnx

[Surly]

It's worth following.... I'd be hesitant though.

[Atnas]

I want it so bad.

[Shneddi]

may as well try it unless your poor and cant afford it ahaha

[Gromit]

I'm gonna follow it and see how it goes.

[MrBlah]

as long as 2 months in I dont have to hear "Houston, we have a problem" and then see everyone burn up during re-entry

GUARANTEE ME THAT!!!!

[Valens Bellator]

So, we dropped DF like a used condom and now we're in limbo again.

Who throws out condoms? Those can be used 3, even 4 times!

You'd think with the economy in the shitter people would get frugal..

[Riddle]

as long as 2 months in I dont have to hear "Houston, we have a problem" and then see everyone burn up during re-entry

GUARANTEE ME THAT!!!!


Finally, the first person to even remotely play along. Bastards.

[Valens Bellator]

Finally, the first person to even remotely play along. Bastards.

Given astronauts are short on supplies, I'm sure they reuse their condoms as well!

I was technically playing along.

[Helgeran]

I don't have funds to launch the entire programme but I could help with the testing.

[MrBlah]

Given astronauts are short on supplies, I'm sure they reuse their condoms as well!

I was technically playing along.

Well I definitely did it 3 minutes before your failed attempt at launch. Which means I did it first, and that means only I will have a successful future with the matter.

[mantoe]

Sensors show a planet in Mortal Online solar system with favorable conditions. Launching probes to provide diagnostics...... awaiting information transmission......

[MrBlah]

Sensors show a planet in Mortal Online solar system with favorable conditions. Launching probes to provide diagnostics...... awaiting information transmission......

*Fires missiles at Mantoe's information probes*

That information is classified. Only I am allowed to look at it.

[Mikee]

"Houston this is MORTALSCOUT1"

"Go ahead, One."

"Planet Mortalus is looking to have potential for MMO terraform. Oxygen Nitrogen mix already nominal. No hostile indigenous population to speak of, much friendlier than the "Egofaggot" species we encountered on niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerus. Too early to tell now but the planet could be inhabitable. Recommend that we postpone a full Discovery Party for a few more months and see how conditions develop."

"Affirmative, we read you One. Turn yourselves around and head back home. Want to play some Red Orchestra when you get back?"

"That's affirmative."

[Zieen]

I've gotta abstain from voting on this one... I'll play the beta and go from there.

[Mikee]

I would just like to point out to you guys that the acronym for Discovery Party is DP, which can also mean double penetration.

[Rains Torme]

"Houston this is MORTALSCOUT1"

"Go ahead, One."

"Planet Mortalus is looking to have potential for MMO terraform. Oxygen Nitrogen mix already nominal. No hostile indigenous population to speak of, much friendlier than the "Egofaggot" species we encountered on niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerus. Too early to tell now but the planet could be inhabitable. Recommend that we postpone a full Discovery Party for a few more months and see how conditions develop."

"Affirmative, we read you One. Turn yourselves around and head back home. Want to play some Red Orchestra when you get back?"

"That's affirmative." More like Darkphallus. Amiright?

[Mikee]

More like Darkphallus. Amiright?


Aaaaaaaheheheheh! Yeah.

[ZanirZrold]

Tetsu voted no, what a fag

[Geezy]

I would certainly like to try out the beta when it comes, but I would have to think long and hard before I dropped another ~$80 USD on a game I'm only gonna play for 2 months.

[Shneddi]

anyway i was thinking (dangerous i know) but this isnt a democracy red should tell us to go and we should have to abide by his law or face the terrible wrath of the beggar king himself.

[Riddle]

anyway i was thinking (dangerous i know) but this isnt a democracy red should tell us to go and we should have to abide by his law or face the terrible wrath of the beggar king himself.

I was looking at how many people are interested. If others will play it, then i'll start getting excited about it. Otherwise theres no point.


You're right though, if Red decides we're going to spend our time furiously masturbating on vent then thats what we'll do.... and i'll be there to catch the drips.

[Gromit]

You're right though, if Red decides we're going to spend our time furiously masturbating on vent then thats what we'll do.... and i'll be there to catch the drips in my mouth.

Fixed.

And none DBC, GTFO our poll, we don't give a shit if you're playing MO or not.

Fags...

[Tetsu]

i voted for mo in full awareness that I will not be around for it's release and that said release will be shit. you're welcome gromit.

[niccoli]

It's worth following.... I'd be hesitant though.

Words of wisdom.


I want it so bad.

So quickly ignored.

Let me know when beta signup / beta is out. That is how much attention I am giving MO, or really any MMO tbh.

[Riddle]

Let me know when beta signup is out.


Now (http://www.mortalonline.com/beta)

[Uzik]

You can have mixed blood characters...



The furry rape RP background story possibilities are ENDLESS!

[losinglife]

i will follow it like its a hot 16yrld girl :cool:

[Mikee]

i will follow it like its a hot 16yrld girl :cool:

Well that's not a perfect analogy. You aren't able to play around with it now. You'll have to wait till it gets older.

[Riddle]

Well that's not a perfect analogy. You aren't able to play around with it now. You'll have to wait till it gets older.

Your analogy fails in England.

[Shneddi]

Your analogy fails in England.

its the only time im proud to be british.

[Gromit]

its the only time im proud to be british.

When the English refer to themselves as British, God kills a kitten.

Which would explain the distinct lack of kittens, that or the local Kebab shop ran out of rats again.

[Rougie]

There is apparently a presentation (powerpoint), covering everything that MO is about, available here - http://www.mortalonline.com/files/presentation/MortalOnlinePresentation.rar

Originally sourced from here - http://www.massively.com/2009/05/11/mortal-online-presentation-puts-all-you-want-to-know-in-one-plac/

[Tetsu]

spyware

[slugys]

ill play, if its good.

also its not british, its "team UK"

*mentions something under breath about the moon landing*

[Helgeran]

Well that's not a perfect analogy. You aren't able to play around with it now. You'll have to wait till it gets older.
Our legal age: 15 :thumb:

[Kietharr]

I'm not hopping in until the rest of you have played a month and decided you dont want to quit.

[Tetsu]

I'm not hopping in until the rest of you have played a month and decided you dont want to quit.

zwnt

[Gromit]

Me neither, fickle bastards.

Hey niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger is really cool
Actually no, I don't really like it now
Fuck playing that
DF? LOL ONLY RETARDS PLAY THAT
New server? Oh I might resubscribe then.
You're playing MO, what a retard LOL!

[Spades]

I think I'm just going to quit MMOs.

(Till the ultimate space MMO comes out, whenever that is)

[Helgeran]

Me neither, fickle bastards.

Hey niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger is really cool
Actually no, I don't really like it now
Fuck playing that
DF? LOL ONLY RETARDS PLAY THAT
New server? Oh I might resubscribe then.
You're playing MO, what a retard LOL!
Get your own sense of judgement! Herd mentality ftl.

[Isamael]

Signed up for the bloody beta.
Eventually someone will ask me to do it because it's the new fucking black or something and then I'll just be able to flip them the bird and tell them I already did.
I'll get in before you assholes.

[Monfols]

I signed up for the beta a week from when you could or something and still no key.
Im hoping for a key soon !

[ZanirZrold]

who the fuck is monfols. Sounds like a faggot imo

[Tetsu]

votekick imo

[niccoli]

I signed up for the beta a week from when you could or something and still no key.
Im hoping for a key soon !

That's because they aren't just handing them out. But not to worry, this Friday you can buy one.

[niccoli]

who the fuck is monfols. Sounds like a faggot imo

Most likely.

[Kailas]

I just want to post because I like my new signature

[Mikee]

I just want to post because I like my new signature

Me too.

[Tetsu]

I just want to post because I like my new signature

I approve this message.

[Gromit]

Faggots.

[LordTenacious]

http://www.apostropher.com/blog/img/pot-kettle.jpg

[Omley Boozebeard]

I would certainly like to try out the beta when it comes, but I would have to think long and hard before I dropped another ~$80 USD on a game I'm only gonna play for 2 months.

Well considering I've spend that on single player games for the PS3 which i complete in 2 days (althought they are very good) the idea of it lasting only 2 months is not a drawback to me :P

(and yeah i totally voted on your poll despite not being DBC mwahahahaahah!)

[Rougie]

I FUCKING HATE niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger!

Am I right in thinking that the only time you ever actually enjoyed niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger, is when you were griefing Haven? :D

[Gromit]

Am I right in thinking that the only time you ever actually enjoyed niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger, is when you were griefing Haven? :D

Pretty much yeah.

[Tharkon fargor]

Hey, sup everyone!

Hope these boards don't end up being a café of broken dreams as the one in Fallout 2 but I heard some good shit about Mortal Online aswell.

There's one more game I've been checking out. Just need to remember the name. I'll write it up when my brain starts working again. :stabbed: Which might take some time. :smirk::merriment:

[Satcher]

Why don't we just play WOW! That'd be awesome!

[Gromit]

A few fags are.

That and HoN.

[Romper]

Whats up donkies! This is my first post since the DF debacle :rofl: Ive heard nothing about MO, so Im not going to vote, but if it ends up like DF im going to sit this one out, lol, to be honest I was pretty bummed out about that game. Not to mention I ran around naked at the bank whacking off on everyone cause I never even got a guild invite :yank: hope your all doing well

[LordTenacious]

spy

[Romper]

spy

LOL that shit was so funny, a raid would come back and all start hitting me at the bank like spy!! haha nerd rage.

[LordTenacious]

ok spy

[Riddle]

LOL that shit was so funny, a raid would come back and all start hitting me at the bank like spy!! haha nerd rage.

who dis fag?

[Romper]

yeah I guess the game would have been alot more fun if I had been a "spy"

[Romper]

who dis fag?

I feel like Private Webster in Band of Brothers.

[LordTenacious]

More like Private Spy from Spy of Spyers.

[Romper]

Yeah Ive been collecting important beggar data for my superiors on planet who gives a flying fuck.

[slugys]

Yeah Ive been collecting important beggar data for my superiors on planet who gives a flying fuck.


are you new, i dont know you.

did you know new people have to post pics of themselves and sisters/nudes.

[Shneddi]

hi romper.

and can i change my vote to no? cause it looks cancerous.

[Gromit]

most of the people who voted on that poll lied.

I was one of them

[losinglife]

are you new, i dont know you.

did you know new people have to post pics of themselves and sisters/nudes.


listen to this wise man!