Beggars training videos #2

[Red Morgan]

Always say SHAZAM!!! when you're in trouble. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KfFx_UZ5ZU)

Be prepared for robots in the jungle. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VE-NtD2ofg&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Epoetv%2Ecom%2Fvideo%2Ephp%3Fvid%3D18351)

Be prepared for lizardmen in the desert. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1eFdUSnaQM)

Beware of voodoo curses. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA8eKjs9uEc)

Only ninjas can kill other ninjas. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNTFLXZlP0c&mode=related&search=)

[Kailas]

Sweet

[MaxTheDwarf]

I watched the first one. Weird.

[Helgeran]

Fuck yeah exploding poison darts.

[Cidius]

But the most important learning video you'll ever see is the turkish star wars.

If you haven't already seen it:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7069307816427160377&q=turkish+star+wars&total=193&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

[Kailas]

But the most important learning video you'll ever see is the turkish star wars.

If you haven't already seen it:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7069307816427160377&q=turkish+star+wars&total=193&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

Hahahaha. "This is what suits us, we must cross over the space speed, those coming ones are too sourfaced, it would be nice if some chicks with mini skirts were coming".

Alright Turkey, rock on.

[Helgeran]

I've seen the whole thing, there are som masterful special effects especially in the end when he cuts the end boss in half with a karate chop.

[Cidius]

I've seen the whole thing, there are som masterful special effects especially in the end when he cuts the end boss in half with a karate chop.
Only a true jedi could've known to melt that sword to make the supergloves and the superboots.

[Rykros]

I think an english professor would blow his brains out after watching that

[Brilliant]

Be prepared for robots in the jungle. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VE-NtD2ofg&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Epoetv%2Ecom%2Fvideo%2Ephp%3Fvid%3D18351)WUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHHHHHHHHHH!


Only ninjas can kill other ninjas. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNTFLXZlP0c&mode=related&search=)
Wtf ninjas use automatic weapons??

[Red Morgan]

Wtf ninjas use automatic weapons??

Why don't you pick a fight with one and find out!

[Wayne]

Pirates > Ninjas!

[Kailas]

Pirates > Ninjas!

No. Absolutely not. Vikings are cooler than both though.

[Wayne]

So it's Vikings > Pirates > Ninjas > Red Morgan

[Harmar]

No it's Jesus < Redmorgan < Surly < Max

[Metal Wolf]

What are you talking about? Your average hooker pwns Max, hes broke for a week after that shit.

[Red Morgan]

I'm actually a Pirate Ninja Second Coming of Jesus, so I'm greater than everything.

[arcturussage]

Pirates > Ninjas!
Maybe if you're gay. Do you know how much homosexuality went on on pirate ships? You have a bunch of drunk dudes on a ship for months on end.

You have fun with your "seamen" I'll stick with hiding in the shadows and killing you before you see me.

[Wayne]

Uh asian men dressing up like women in kimonos and tight ninja clothing with their small dicks, hardly counts as being the most masculine thing ever. Or in other words; ninjas are gay. Cunning and sneak attacks are for the weak and old.

Bloody cockpits full of seamen.

[Helgeran]

It's funny because pitt is slang for cock in swedish.

Also fart means velocity.

[Killuminati]

Uh asian men dressing up like women in kimonos and tight ninja clothing with their small dicks, hardly counts as being the most masculine thing ever. Or in other words; ninjas are gay. Cunning and sneak attacks are for the weak and old.

Bloody cockpits full of seamen.

Could your sig be any freaking bigger lol

[Wayne]

Could your sig be any freaking bigger lol

Yes. Why?

[Kaeso]

Damn right. Them robots is crazy.

[Chamoke]

I am going to remember to hide my gunz under banana leaves. Good trick.

[Isamael]

All "Marksmen" should scream at the top of their lungs while firing a machinegun one-handed.

Right between the eyes, they'll never know what hit 'em.

[Bashur]

Need more training video's, IMHO.