G'day Mate

[Havokzor]

hai2u

i am looking to join da guild

but theres 1 small problem.

im AUSSIE!!

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI !!!

[Surly]

You are? Really? You're not bullshitting me? OMG, I'm going to hyperventilate!

[Havokzor]

lol
i sure am =D

im not sure if im applying for anvil here or how i do :P

[Surly]

Hey if you're Australian, I don't care. We'll skip the application. Just tell me what race you're planning on playing.

[Havokzor]

ill play Mahirim.

nah jokes ur a dwarf only guild so ill play the fat lil turds :P
dwarf it is

[Surly]

Hahaha, "fat lil turds", you do not disappoint! You should be able to see the member forums now.

[Havokzor]

Yay
Im glad to be onboard!!
shall be exciting
better go to bed its 2:40AM :(

[Surly]

yeah, I'm going to sleep too. SEE? WE'RE ON THE SAME SCHEDULE! Hah!

[Stark]

Someone alert Shamoke, operation Kangaroo Rider was a success.

[Atnas]

Sweden might be in the same timezone.

[Havokzor]

Rofl @ kangaroo Rider :P

so surly where r u from?
goin to bed to :P
nighty night

[Surly]

Roswell, USA, the place with all the aliens.

[Havokzor]

wow thats cool Roswell :P
is it scary out there?

[Surly]

Yeah, I usually wet my pants a couple of times a day.

[Havokzor]

lol i cant remember but was all that alien stuff real or Made up

[Stark]

it's classified

[BlackVolgan]

YOYOOY

why do you guys like us aussies so much?

if you need more of us, i'll join your clan and play a smelly dorf

[Chamoke]

We need a lot of them. And all of you have to get on vent. I am happy.

[BlackVolgan]

whats the vent info?

[Surly]

It's in a sticky thread in the General Discussion for, which you have access to now.

[Metal Wolf]

It apeers I may have a reason to actually log into vent now.

[Atnas]

He's like treefingers, a little bit.

[Helgeran]

It apeers I may have a reason to actually log into vent now.
Best accents this far are the brittish ones and the fake ones Max use.

[Red Morgan]

This is so fucking unfair... I had to wrestle a croc before Surly even looked at my application, but some Aussies come along and they don't have to do anything to join!

[Wayne]

That's because Aussies are bad ass people. Crocs wrestle Aussies just to prove their animality.

[Spikey]

This topic has made me laugh. A lot.

[stalwart]

He's like treefingers, a little bit.

hrm. wow. i was just trying to think about what was different about him. and yes. you are right.

[Metal Wolf]

Just with less elf glitter sprinklyness.

[MaxTheDwarf]

It's in a sticky thread in the General Discussion for, which you have access to now.

Where the fuck did all these Aussies come from?

[Wayne]

Alt-accounts

[Chamoke]

Where the fuck did all these Aussies come from?

Australia.

[Stark]

Australia.

lol

[MaxTheDwarf]

Australia.

Nice.

[stalwart]

lol

hah.

[Havokzor]

He's like treefingers, a little bit.


hehe whos Treefingers? is this good or bad :thumb:

[Harmar]

Depends on your sexual preferances

[Helgeran]

hehe whos Treefingers? is this good or bad :thumb:
With that smiley it's is at least very true.

[Atnas]

With that smiley it's is at least very true.

I am growing suspicious, that smiley is no coincidence! "Is it good or bad?" shouldn't be followed up with a :thumb: , it should be followed up with something more depressing, like :smirk: or :stabbed: . If he was a mexican he could've followed up with a couple of:bean: :bean: :bean: :bean:

Edit: At least I think being like Treefingers is a good thing, but I think there's something more here.

[Wayne]

Lol just look at his sig. It's 100% TF

[Havokzor]

omgawd im not treefingers........i jus randomnly joined from darkdall forums
go look at clan discussion and subject Oceanic guilds
im zanziba there

[Atnas]

omgawd im not treefingers........i jus randomnly joined from darkdall forums
go look at clan discussion and subject Oceanic guilds
im zanziba there

We never mentioned treefingers, how do you know?

[Stark]

Stop harassing our resident kangaroo rider, we may never get another.

[Havokzor]

yeh u did...look on page 3...


We never mentioned treefingers, how do you know?

[Atnas]

yeh u did...look on page 3...

I see you saw through my trick, eh? Cunning.

[Helgeran]

Kharzim is just paranoid. And the pic in his sig is actually him IRL.

[Harmar]

He's alright once you get through the metal detectors and get used to the video cameras everywhere

[Havokzor]

He's alright once you get through the metal detectors and get used to the video cameras everywhere


LoL!!

[MaxTheDwarf]

LoL!!

That's cute, you think he's kidding.

[Metal Wolf]

Hes a big meany, I don't even get past the metal detectors.

[Duervar]

Welcome aboard.

Beware of ventrillo. Some of these guys have been looking for an Aussie accent so long they have started humping random people/things at the mere mention of Australia/NZ.

[MaxTheDwarf]

Welcome aboard.

Beware of ventrillo. Some of these guys have been looking for an Aussie accent so long they have started humping random people/things at the mere mention of Australia/NZ.

Shh, that's supposed to be our secret.

[Havokzor]

Its safe to say....Im Scared.




Shh, that's supposed to be our secret.

[Wayne]

Treefingers log onto your elf account sometime as well.

[Havokzor]

stop FUCKING sayin im treefingers
ffs i dont even know who he is.
its gettin reaaaaally annoying.
SURLY has heard me on vent. GG owned

[Surly]

I don't know, you sounded kind of like an Australian treefingers to me.

[Wayne]

Yeah TF boasted to me about some Aussie-accent voice modification device a day or so before Havokzor joined. Coincidence? I think NOT!

[Havokzor]

ok this is gettin annoying.
i live in melbourne ill blooody need to post something to prove i am from there AND prove im not some treefingers.


and surly....wtf u said on vent like 3 times u dont sound anything like treefingers:S
about 4 others have heard me to.

[Havokzor]

also too bad i found out about this guild thru niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger forums within 3 days i joined go look.

Joined Anvil : Join Date: 06-16-2007 ( go check my profile).



DFO Forums: http://forums.niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggeronline.com/showthread.php?t=36726
(posted on 06-12-07).

My User name is Zanziba and my name here is Havokzor because its my WOW characters name.
http://armory.worldofwarcraft.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Jubei'Thos&n=Havokzor

Notice about 5 Anvil replies. Hence why i joined.


Note: i have surly on MSN and talk to him heaps about my town etc.
and now you think why am i getting so annoyed bout u thinkin im TF simply bcos i dont want ppl to think im somewhere else. and if ya keep thinking it fine ill leave and join somewhere else. wateva

[Wayne]

You ain't fooling me TF!

[Havokzor]

mmk this is jus sad.
im jus gonna quit i guess...then in a bit ull realise im not TF....so yeah see ya around.

[Wayne]

Lol I was just pushing your buttons. I know you're not TF!

[Wayne]

I am afraid that I drove the Aussie back to the Kangeroos. OI OI OI!!!

[Metal Wolf]

Damit with this constant running off of the Aussies. now we're really gona have to force TF to pretend hes from australia.

[Surly]

ok this is gettin annoying.
i live in melbourne ill blooody need to post something to prove i am from there AND prove im not some treefingers.


and surly....wtf u said on vent like 3 times u dont sound anything like treefingers:S
about 4 others have heard me to.Yeah, you're not treefingers. We're just joking with you, I didn't know you were getting annoyed by it. Are you just fucking with us or do you really think we're serious?

[Wayne]

Isn't that what TF always does?

[Cidius]

Damit with this constant running off of the Aussies. now we're really gona have to force TF to pretend hes from australia.
I have the proof that he really is!

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g223/Cidius/treefingers.jpg

[Wayne]

OMG

[Surly]

I knew it!

[Red Morgan]

WTF is a km? I googled it and it came up as a kil-o-meter. I have no idea what kind of device this is or why there are 4 of them related to kangaroos. I only know that I just don't like it.

[Surly]

That's how deadly they are on the kill-o-meter.

[Red Morgan]

Jesus Christ! We have to do something about this!

[Duervar]

If Kangaroos are 4, what does that make Manta Rays? Is there an animal in Australia that isn't deadly?

[Red Morgan]

If Kangaroos are 4, what does that make Manta Rays? Is there an animal in Australia that isn't deadly?

Anything that could kill Steve Irwin had to be at least a 99. And that's on a scale of 1 to 5.

[Surly]

Nah, Steve Erwin's sweat is kind of like an elixer of Kill-Power and it turned what was normally a 1km Stingray into a 1,000km Deathray. He was sweating because as soon as he jumped in the water he was attacked by ten thousand hot mermaid wenches and in his vigorous ravaging of them he dripped a single drop of sweat to the ocean floor... and it happened to land on a singray. Since he was so distracted by having hot mersex with the merwenches it was able to sneak up and pierce him through the heart.

[Duervar]

Nah, Steve Erwin's sweat is kind of like an elixer of Kill-Power and it turned what was normally a 1km Stingray into a 1,000km Deathray. He was sweating because as soon as he jumped in the water he was attacked by ten thousand hot mermaid wenches and in his vigorous ravaging of them he dripped a single drop of sweat to the ocean floor... and it happened to land on a singray. Since he was so distracted by having hot mersex with the merwenches it was able to sneak up and pierce him through the heart.

So that means there are ten thousand mer wenches out there with more than 1000 kill power. This could be a clue to the prophecy.

[Red Morgan]

That explains global warming... all the mer wenches with that much Croc Hunter taint have to be boiling over with orgasmic heat. Thus raising the average temperature of the sea.

Maybe we should thank the sting ray for its great environmentalist effort.

[Havokzor]

ROFL!!!!!!!!
hm i was gettin annoyed a little thought u were serious im not really leaving :D

a KM is a Kilometre. its a measurement like miles. (unless u guys really knew) :P
1 KM = 1.2 miles. or 1000 metres :P

Kangaroos are deadly. they have jus found a new species which bites and has VENOM!!!!
im scared.
and there tails have stingers now.
and there migrating to the US there getting on boats and coming UR WAY.
also the russians are stealing them and plan to deploy them on US soil.

Id watch out if i were you guys.

[Metal Wolf]

Bout damn time, I was getting tired of killing bears with Tree limbs. Seems like there will be something new to mame soon.

[Surly]

I wonder if they have a weakness to being punched repeatedly in the face with a steel glove. Only one way to find out!

[Duervar]

I bet they are allergic to bullets.

[Havokzor]

***NEWS FLASH***


Kangaroos are Immune to Steel.

[Duervar]

How about depleted uranium?

[Metal Wolf]

Use a flame thrower, that way you kill and cook all in one step.

[Wayne]

Trust him on the venomous kangaroos bit, TF knows this stuff.

[Cidius]

1 KM = 1.2 miles
Uh man a mile is 1600 metres.

So a km is 0.621 miles according to wikipedia.

[Havokzor]

ah ur right 1 kil-o-metre ( notice my metre spelling the correct way)
= 0.6214 miles

i got mixed up
TF would know that. see i didnt

Havokzor-1
Forums who think im TF - 0

[Wayne]

TF 1 - 0 People who think Havokrzor isn't TF

[Havokzor]

u got it all wrong baby

TF-1
ppl who think havok is TF-0

oh crap..
i mean
Havok-1
ppl who think havok is TF-0

srsly im not him lol :fuck you::fuck you::fuck you:

[Garn]

ah ur right 1 kil-o-metre ( notice my metre spelling the correct way)

"Meter" is perfectly right in American English.

[Cidius]

"Meter" is perfectly right in American English.
Yes we who are neither english or american can say everything in either american or normal english.

A lift is just stupid but an elevator sounds good.

The fall is just retarded but the autumn sounds cool.

And did you know that to "steal" in british is to "nick". What the fuck seriously?

Some things just don't matter like color or colour, vacation or holiday...

[Garn]

Yes we who are neither english or american can say everything in either american or normal english.

A lift is just stupid but an elevator sounds good.

The fall is just retarded but the autumn sounds cool.

And did you know that to "steal" in british is to "nick". What the fuck seriously?

Some things just don't matter like color or colour, vacation or holiday...


My English teacher keeps saying that it should be avoided to mix American and British English as this way you sure will confuse someone.

And not just are there diffent words used, in some instances yanks and brits use the same words for different things. Some time ago I chatted with an American (not a Forumfaller) and told him that a few days earlier I "watched MacBeth in the theater" which noticably confused him. I didn't realise that Americans think "cinema" when they hear "theater". What I was meaning was, of course, a playhouse. You know, with actual people running around on a stage and stuff.

[Cidius]

My English teacher keeps saying that it should be avoided to mix American and British English as this way you sure will confuse someone.

And not just are there diffent words used, in some instances yanks and brits use the same words for different things. Some time ago I chatted with an American (not a Forumfaller) and told him that a few days earlier I "watched MacBeth in the theater" which noticably confused him. I didn't realise that Americans think "cinema" when they hear "theater". What I was meaning was, of course, a playhouse. You know, with actual people running around on a stage and stuff.
Yes because the correct one would be movie theater.

And cinema is just an american way of making some words simpler.

Jesus-people? It's Jesus people!

[Metal Wolf]

Dont you Euros call loot "swag" as well or something like that?

[losinglife]

they call it penises, cause thats what they are

[Cidius]

Dont you Euros call loot "swag" as well or something like that?
euro english is mostly mixed english

the british are a different story

[Wayne]

lootsia

[Havokzor]

i think someone deleted my post anyway 96 replies impressive on a first post.! woot

[losinglife]

thats casue noone likes you :fuck you::fuck you::fuck you::fuck you:

[Havokzor]

no one likes u now get fucked cunt

[Surly]

hahahaha I think Australia should just coin its own language, it's hardly anything more than stringing as many vulgarities together as possible.

[losinglife]

thats the only thing that makes it awesome...well that and opals

[Havokzor]

im back.

u guys still around noobzors :P:bean:

[Red Morgan]

im back.

u guys still around noobzors :P:bean:

Oh yeah... while you were gone changed the charter and Aussies are no longer allowed in the guild. We decided it would be more in our interest if we moved all those membership slots to the Kiwis instead. So anyways, sorry to be the one to break it to you.

[Cidius]

Oh yeah... while you were gone changed the charter and Aussies are no longer allowed in the guild. We decided it would be more in our interest if we moved all those membership slots to the Kiwis instead. So anyways, sorry to be the one to break it to you.
we could let him back for some acted surprise buttocks fun

[Surly]

Treefingers has returned! Rejoice!

[Cidius]

Treefingers has returned! Rejoice!
it's a conspiracy theory like hiroshima

we have no proof of him being him

[Atnas]

Treefingers has returned! Rejoice!

Really? Where, fucking, where? I want to hug him!

[Cidius]

Really? Where, fucking, where? I want to hug him!
I think he meant havokzor

[Wayne]

TF I hate you for betraying us.

[Havokzor]

hey im back again checking up the forums hear DF is soon.

and im not TF

[Atnas]

Funny how Treefingers... JUST CAME BACK?

[Cidius]

Yes this is so obvious. I could understand a few weeks but just a few days?

[Metal Wolf]

I don't see why yall continue to hound this poor gentlemen over just a handful of circumstantial bits of evidence at best.

I for one want to believe in people and that they are truly who they say they are. Because with ought trust what are we left with?

[Atnas]

I guess you are right, it's just that I want Treefingers to be back with us so much I see him in every new guy =( Sorry Havokzor!

[Wayne]

I don't see why yall continue to hound this poor gentlemen over just a handful of circumstantial bits of evidence at best.

I for one want to believe in people and that they are truly who they say they are. Because with ought trust what are we left with?

The truth?

[Metal Wolf]

Shush you!