Anti-Social People Hating shithead looking for a guild

[Ehecatl]

Hey all -


This looks like the kind of guild I can hang with. A society of scumbags and outlaws, oh my!

To be honest, I come from a RP background. I have come to terms I won't find that in niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger. So I'd rather just hang out with a bunch of misfits and outlaws and create havok and world domination!

My characters name is Ehecatl Rainshoon. I'm an elf who likes to dual wield knives, shoot a bow and chop down trees.

I'd love to give you guys a shot

[TangerineSky]

Hey all -


This looks like the kind of guild I can hang with. A society of scumbags and outlaws, oh my!

To be honest, I come from a RP background. I have come to terms I won't find that in niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger. So I'd rather just hang out with a bunch of misfits and outlaws and create havok and world domination!

My characters name is Ehecatl Rainshoon. I'm an elf who likes to dual wield knives, shoot a bow and chop down trees.

I'd love to give you guys a shot
You do know elves are gay though, right?

[Ehecatl]

I know. I have self-loathing issues so I created an elf.

[Shneddi]

fuck you

[Brophy]

Pointy eared bastard, I bet your father was fairy and your mother was a weeping willow

[Ehecatl]

fuck you


I think I 'd like to see a photo first before I submit to "fucking you" or "being fucked by you". Till then we will just have to hold off on the fucking part, K?

[Ehecatl]

Pointy eared bastard, I bet your father was fairy and your mother was a weeping willow

Yes, maybe they were. However, I assure you they knew how to speak proper english. You fucking 'tard.

[Shneddi]

I think I 'd like to see a photo first before I submit to "fucking you" or "being fucked by you". Till then we will just have to hold off on the fucking part, K?

i just wanted to be anti social to fit in

[Ehecatl]

i just wanted to be anti social to fit in


Just turn up G.G. Allin, you'll get that anti-social vibe flowing.

[Erroneous]

Ehecatl, is that an aztec thing? If you are into human sacrifice roleplay send me a PM.

[Shneddi]

Yes, maybe they were. However, I assure you they knew how to speak proper english. You fucking 'tard.

I like him.

[Ehecatl]

haha

Ehecatl is the god of wind - perfect name for an archer. Did you google my name?

Nah, no human sacrifice for me. Good luck though!

[TangerineSky]

I like him.
Yeah, he may be a faggy elf. But he seems like he could take a big dong and we all know what Red Morgan has in store for the new recruits.

[Ehecatl]

Yeah, he may be a faggy elf. But he seems like he could take a big dong and we all know what Red Morgan has in store for the new recruits.


I expect nothing more than talks of sodomy from someone from Louisiana. Well, that and shit about the French. Then again, that's the same shit, ain't it?

[Vucar Dumat]

God damn it, more elves...

[Ehecatl]

Just being on these forums has given me the urge to drink. I'm going to head down the street to grab a 6 of st. paulies girl. Be back in a bit to see what cleverness has continued on this thread.

[Ehecatl]

What's your vent info? I'm serious about joining. Let's fuck shit up.

[Kran De Loy]

You know, for a guy that likes to take his name from a people known for alcohol enemas, I like him.

[TangerineSky]

What's your vent info? I'm serious about joining. Let's fuck shit up.
Are you sure you can't grow a pair and be a human or something?

[Ehecatl]

I'm not starting over. Fuuucccck that :)

[Kailas]

You should, and don't use daggers this time either.

[Ehecatl]

You should, and don't use daggers this time either.

If you want to pay for the tons of skills Iv'e already purchased, sure - I'll start over.

[slugys]

daggers, hmmm...

[niccoli]

You do know elves are gay though, right?

Not nearly as gay as using daggers.

[Ehecatl]

Not nearly as gay as using daggers.


Wahhhhhhh. The stupid new elf isn't using the cool weapons wahhhhhhhhh. STFU.

[niccoli]

Wahhhhhhh. The stupid new elf isn't using the cool weapons wahhhhhhhhh. STFU.

Now this sounds more like Bashur's kind of recruit.

[Bashur]

Now this sounds more like Bashur's kind of recruit.

We were to NEVER speak of my Subguild , damnit!

[Ehecatl]

So... do I get a shot at joining this sisterhood or what the fuck?!

[TangerineSky]

So... do I get a shot at joining this sisterhood or what the fuck?!
Yep. You will be contacted via e-mail soon enough.

[Ehecatl]

Sounds good. Now if the server will ever get back up!

[Kran De Loy]

Sounds good. Now if the server will ever get back up!
That'll happen about at the same time my dick gets about 7 inches. Wait, that's now! Sorry, I just looking at Bashur's newest webpage: www.the-cartel.com (http://www.the-cartel.com)

[Ehecatl]

Holy Fucking server downtime batman! I have made my app at the "official site" and responded to questions in "PM". I think I'm on my way to be a begging, scumfucking shithead with the rest of you. GG ME!!!

[Ehecatl]

Go Vote, ya shit 'eads!

[Ehecatl]

All shit talking and bullshit aside. Below are the reasons I belong in the clan.


1) I'm loyal to the bone.

2) I'm a great shit talker and can be quite entertaining in boring hours of grinding.

3) I am a great poker player and have won over 10k since Nov 2008 via pokerstars! Good poker players = good players I swear.

4) My wife is Latina and super hot. She could make a nazi get wood and turn in his hitler flag for some prime latina meat!

5) Because I'm working on my Masters ATM via online courses, I have nothing but time to put forth to the guild and it's advancement.

6) I'm just a loveable asshole. Anti-social-rock-n-roller for the mother fucking win.

7) I live in Southern California. How awesome that I pay such a high cost of living in such a horrid economy. Go Dodgers!

8) I lost my virginity to my baby sitter when I was 12. True story. Billy Idol's Rebel Yell was blasting out the stereo as I squirmed around thinking I knew what I was doing. Being molested by my baby sitter was the best thing that happened to me. Seriously.

9) I absolutely hate the show Lost. When I saw that chubby cuban at comicon I asked him how come he can't lose weight on a deserted island. True story.

10) I am able to please the wife and get back to gaming in under 10 minutes. This is a gift from the gods. If I become a member, I will be hireable to service your wives while you game. Discounts will be given, depending on mileage of course.

11) I am running out of things to say and this cock sucking shithead from France just broke my pocket aces with 57 suited. What a fucking donkey!!!!!


--- To Be Continued----

[Bashur]

Part of the process is looking at my site, then reflecting on your life. Have you looked at the site?

[Ehecatl]

Part of the process is looking at my site, then reflecting on your life. Have you looked at the site?


I attempted. However my PC started shaking and regurgitating data... I think it has to do with the anti-fag script I installed in it a few days ago.

[Bashur]

I attempted. However my PC started shaking and regurgitating data... I think it has to do with the anti-fag script I installed in it a few days ago.

Well hell man, I'm surprised you can even start the damn thing up!

[Ehecatl]

Well hell man, I'm surprised you can even start the damn thing up!


I had to clear her cache and she's back to normal. She's a good and loyal whore as long as I treat her right and keep her off the AIDS infected sites.

[MrBlah]

I had to clear her cache and she's back to normal. She's a good and loyal whore as long as I treat her right and keep her off the AIDS infected sites.

The least you could do is steer clear of gonorrhea... Have some decency man!!!

[Erroneous]

8) I lost my virginity to my baby sitter when I was 12. True story. Billy Idol's Rebel Yell was blasting out the stereo as I squirmed around thinking I knew what I was doing. Being molested by my baby sitter was the best thing that happened to me. Seriously.

9) I absolutely hate the show Lost. When I saw that chubby cuban at comicon I asked him how come he can't lose weight on a deserted island. True story.

10) I am able to please the wife and get back to gaming in under 10 minutes. This is a gift from the gods. If I become a member, I will be hireable to service your wives while you game. Discounts will be given, depending on mileage of course.


Whoa give this guy a couple of st. paulies girls and shit gets deep

[TangerineSky]

Whoa give this guy a couple of st. paulies girls and shit gets deep
Haha, no shit.

Pretty soon, he's going to start telling us how he can polish a knob better then a stripper if we need.

[Brophy]

He's an elf, what did you expect, he's good with wood and shiny things.

[Ehecatl]

He's an elf, what did you expect, he's good with wood and shiny things.


You are just jealous that your thread has an entire 3 posts, 2 of them belonging to you.

[Brophy]

well you cant count but I wouldnt expect as much

3 posts by me

take your pointy ears and shove it :bean:

[Ehecatl]

well you cant count but I wouldnt expect as much

3 posts by me

take your pointy ears and shove it :bean:


:fuck you: Did your post grow a total of 1 while I typed that?

[Ehecatl]

Apparently, I got accepted to the guild. If anyone reading this is on vent and is able to accept my in-game application please contact me on vent, I am in PVE-PVP Group 2 channel.