The random Cidius thread. [Archive]

Cidius

07-07-2007, 08:27 PM

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Wayne

07-07-2007, 08:35 PM

I'd titfuck some of those!

Cidius

07-07-2007, 08:47 PM

I'd titfuck some of those!
I'd fucken handfuck (make a circle with your fingers plz) all of those.

Wayne

07-07-2007, 09:05 PM

Yes that too! Also Kim Catrall is fugen hot! MILF!

Cidius

07-07-2007, 09:59 PM

Yes that too! Also Kim Catrall is fugen hot! MILF!
that bitch from the CSI (marg helgenberger if I remember right) is way more milfhottier than catrall

hey surly wtf is this, I had a pic of a gorgeous woman as a sig and you removed just because there was some 500 pixels too much height in my sig?

Edit: It's only 400 now then.

Wayne

07-07-2007, 10:07 PM

Surly is a fucking fascist hitler nazi pig.

Wayne

07-07-2007, 10:17 PM

lol

Red Morgan

07-07-2007, 10:22 PM

I think a portion of the internet was just won.

Cidius

07-07-2007, 10:23 PM

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g223/Cidius/surly.gif

Surly

07-07-2007, 10:41 PM

Oh my, we simply MUST use that image for our next recruitment thread on the DF Forums.

Wayne

07-07-2007, 10:42 PM

http://www.flicklife.com/4eb9bb85934a2d21686b/Rappers_on_The_Weakest_Link.html ahahhahahahahahahahaha

"What is 3 multiplied by 4?" "7"

Red Morgan

07-07-2007, 10:53 PM

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g223/Cidius/surly.gif

Secret anvil OMG!!!!

Cidius

07-07-2007, 10:55 PM

http://www.flicklife.com/4eb9bb85934a2d21686b/Rappers_on_The_Weakest_Link.html ahahhahahahahahahahaha

"What is 3 multiplied by 4?" "7"
hahaha why did they cancel that show in finland??

Wayne

07-07-2007, 11:01 PM

Cidius here's some awesome gunfights for you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq3zjTmVLbM&mode=related&search= Open Range

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZIdfml4_EM Heat

and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkRxjrlgzp0&mode=related&search= Amorphis!

Turn off the vid volume and put on some Amorphis for +5 kickass factor!

Wayne

07-07-2007, 11:07 PM

hahaha why did they cancel that show in finland??

It sucked bad.

Cidius

07-07-2007, 11:32 PM

It sucked bad.
it wasn't like some reality show where jesus himself is killing bad guys with the halo of death, but anything is better than dr. phil

man that is some weird shit in philly

I remember when the bitch said this "you look like you've hidden car tires under your shirt" and the fat guy would be just like "well uhm yeah hehe..."

Cidius

07-08-2007, 12:23 AM

http://www.flicklife.com/4eb9bb85934a2d21686b/Rappers_on_The_Weakest_Link.html ahahhahahahahahahahaha

"What is 3 multiplied by 4?" "7"
ahaha just watched the rest of it

What is the last name of the cartoon character Spongebob?

Dog.

Surly

07-08-2007, 12:51 AM

http://www.flicklife.com/4eb9bb85934a2d21686b/Rappers_on_The_Weakest_Link.html ahahhahahahahahahahaha

"What is 3 multiplied by 4?" "7"Shit, they were throwing them soft ball questions the whole fucking time. That's ridiculous. lol, what idiots.

Cidius

07-11-2007, 10:48 PM

Nothing can beat this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=i3x4C1fJcUk

Killuminati

07-12-2007, 01:24 AM

Nothing can beat this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=i3x4C1fJcUk

That scared the fuck out of me..

Surly

07-12-2007, 02:08 AM

Nothing can beat this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=i3x4C1fJcUk
HAHAHAHAHA!

losinglife

07-12-2007, 04:51 AM

Nothing can beat this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=i3x4C1fJcUk

what... the.... fuck

Cidius

07-16-2007, 11:43 PM

What do you think of my new sig?

Red Morgan

07-17-2007, 12:16 AM

What do you think of my new sig?

LOL

I think it's you.

Cidius

07-17-2007, 12:17 AM

WTF Hubbell gives the mods buttfun or something but wtf:

First some 07 dude starts this "Petition to cordon off the 06'ers" thread...

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Hubbell posts immediately "Stfu fucktard."

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Then Hubbell gets his own "Petition to cordon off the 07'ers" thread up:

I hereby create and sign a petition demanding the 07 posters be quarantined for a longer period of time away from the OT forums.

/sign

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Matriel closes the thread and answers:

Better idea, let's just ban people who start stupid threads.

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Neither Hubbell or the 07 who started the other thread got banned. I'd would have gotten instapermaIPbanned if any of these would have happened.

And around the same time some 02 dude had his own "Petition to ban people who start stupid threads!" thread up. And Paro voted 2000 times yes. The 02 dude did not get suspended.

losinglife

07-17-2007, 01:31 AM

ban all 07ers!!! specially that chr1s fuck

Atnas

07-17-2007, 11:09 AM

ban all 07ers!!! specially that chr1s fuck

You are my kind of man, losinglife- chr1s better fall in a well of acid and die.

Wayne

07-17-2007, 11:43 AM

Matriel already banzored Chri1s

losinglife

07-17-2007, 12:25 PM

thank god.... i couldnt stand his horrendous trolling anymore

Metal Wolf

07-17-2007, 05:22 PM

Ban the forum! then it will be orderly.:stabbed:

Killuminati

07-18-2007, 02:40 AM

Damn it! I want more trolls like chr1s to post. Its gay when you don't have that many people to duel with in forumfall.

losinglife

07-18-2007, 04:35 AM

true but he was TERRIBLE at it.

Red Morgan

07-18-2007, 05:41 AM

true but he was TERRIBLE at it.

He certainly was no Red Morgan, that's for sure! :thumb:

losinglife

07-18-2007, 01:18 PM

thank god there is only 1 of those :guns:

Cidius

07-18-2007, 04:28 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwD9bjGk1cY

Add some Disturbed music.

You can't spot the difference.

Qadis

07-22-2007, 12:56 AM

Taxist owns

Stark

07-22-2007, 11:59 AM

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/3221/kfcej8.gif

Cidius

08-03-2007, 04:50 PM

What the fuck is wrong with these people? Okay I get Berserk with dual audio (I had to look that up, it means that you can view it with english dub or normal japanese with english sub, and the english dub just looks dumb) and I want the normal japanese version to show up in my VLC.

There no such thing as "If you're running a dual audio file, click here."

Instead, there's fucken ES, SOP, MOOGLE, TENTACLE, OZZY, PENIS, XXX, BEER and I don't know what the fuck these things do. Fucken output video access method and a blank field wtf where can I get the second fucken stream. And there was this text "Some portions may be hidden because they're advanced" There was nothing in "stream output" if I didn't click view the advanced.

I'm fucken getting a new player.

Fucken can choose what y coordinate x coordinate porn stance strip tease filters tortoise sex anything but what you really need.

Cidius

08-03-2007, 05:13 PM

BSPLayer Pro can't even open the damn file.

ERROR

Goddamn why can't a man just watch the motherfucking thing...

Okay I finally managed to get it working with VLC by just trying everything possible.

I couldn't find a manual anywhere.

Edit: haha the english song at the beginning is translated:

should be finded

should be found

Kailas

08-03-2007, 08:32 PM

Courtesy post to let you all know that I'm still here and reading the boards I just have nothing worthwhile to add. Not that any of this public board business is worthwhile.

Cidius

08-03-2007, 08:34 PM

Courtesy post to let you all know that I'm still here and reading the boards I just have nothing worthwhile to add. Not that any of this public board business is worthwhile.
yea I'm just killing my addiction to troll here

not that I'm actually killing it

Bashur

08-03-2007, 10:01 PM

Post more crap, Cidius!

Cidius

08-03-2007, 10:12 PM

I watched teeny porn today

you asked for it

I dunno is this right but google Sasha Grey

Bashur

08-03-2007, 10:25 PM

Her eyes remind me of a crack head.........

Cidius

08-03-2007, 10:37 PM

Her eyes remind me of a crack head.........
Well she doesn't have the perfect face but her body is just a perfect example of a teeny body, her boobs are so perky.

They seem to be implants but she doesn't have scars and she's just 18 in her first films.

Cidius

08-04-2007, 12:37 PM

I just noticed that somebody has sent me spam in 1.1.1990

hmmm?

Kolleen Marissa jawtrotgiven@mail.com - dark haired 18yo teein fingering pussiy honorrules 1.1.1990

Atnas

08-04-2007, 05:31 PM

Honorrules, eh?

Cidius

08-04-2007, 05:50 PM

blond Iesbiian teein licking maature big tlts oldenloose
teeinaged gay bIoujob & asssfuukc on sofa readypluck
delicious bIoujob big black koK tight teein towerclose
shaved long haired teein fuukcs monster koK goodround
teein hottie riding koK & swaaIIowing cum humorshine
pale Iesbiian teein bend over & fuukcs dildo fruitfork
mom licks tiny tlts of teein & bed fuukc ffm vinesgout

can't they just write normally?

I can actually watch the evolution of that porn site's spamming

first it was just letters and numbers mixed with no meaning, then it was special offers like penis pumps and stuff, now it's this...

Killuminati

08-09-2007, 04:05 AM

I don't like the goth look..

Cidius

08-16-2007, 05:15 PM

Is Full Metal Alchemist any good?

It just sounds/looks kinda gay with a kid and another kid in an armor.

And what's with people saying that Elfen Lied has "too much gore". They totally pussified the series later on, only thing that got me sad is when they killed that puppy with a shoe or something. And they didn't even show it, wtf this series only had minor gore. Yea I can see a dude getting beheaded and a child too but where's the fucken puppy getting pounded?

Helgeran

08-16-2007, 07:39 PM

I liked FMA. It's kind of childish but the story is solid and doesn't spiral out of control like Naruto and the like. Also it has got and END which is a rare thing.

Metal Wolf

08-16-2007, 08:44 PM

I've been watching claymore as of late good so far.

If you want gore and killing Ninja scrolls is the shit, and Black Lagoon is fucking A+ vulgar and disrespectful to the human condition.

So Black Lagoon would be the shits then hit up ninja scrolls for some old school swordrage.

Black lagoon youtube link. So you can see how they generally fuck people up in it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNkauMXwfVk
THe seris is a tad slow for hte first 2 eps compared to what happens after that.

Atnas

08-16-2007, 09:23 PM

I liked FMA. It's kind of childish but the story is solid and doesn't spiral out of control like Naruto and the like. Also it has got and END which is a rare thing.

I didn't likt the ending, but at least FMA had one!

Cidius

08-17-2007, 01:17 PM

what the fuck who moved my highjacking try

I didn't make this thread

somebody even tried to conceal it with a name I'd choose if I'd create a thread someday

and death note had a gay ending, the guy wasn't strong enough to take the mental pressure

WTFPWNE HAHAHAHA I*M A FUCKEN GOT YOU CANT TUCH TIS DIIDIDIDI DO-DO DO-DO DIIDIDIDI DO-DO DO-DO

Cidius

08-17-2007, 03:35 PM

death note spoilers

I always thought that Light would eventually trick the King of Death Gods and become a death god himself, which would have just been an epic ending to the series, just imagine how much longer and still interesting they could have made the manga/anime, instead he just got crazieh and did a mistake anybody with that kind of paranoia would have evaded by just checking everything. Wtf you didn't actually test the page when you were going to do the most fucked up plan ever where you also risked your life and everything?

They should have just avoided this hole L's kiddies (not actual) thingie, wtf L was a god and now some kiddies beat him in sneakiness, Light should have gotten a death god as his enemy somehow without the death god actually wanting to kill him and maybe Light could have killed the god in another way than the hole pussy love thingie to get rid of the constant death of followers and trouble caused by the death god. Maybe the other death god would have been looking for fun too and he decided to "tease" Ryuk's puppet or something.

Kaeso

08-17-2007, 03:40 PM

death note spoilers

I always thought that Light would eventually trick the King of Death Gods and become a death god himself, which would have just been an epic ending to the series, just imagine how much longer and still interesting they could have made the manga/anime, instead he just got crazieh and did a mistake anybody with that kind of paranoia would have evaded by just checking everything.

They should have just avoided this hole L's kiddies thingie, wtf L was a god and now some kiddies beat him in sneakiness, Light should have gotten a death god as his enemy somehow without the death god actually wanting to kill him and maybe Light could have killed the god in another way than the hole pussy love thingie to get rid of the constant death of followers and trouble caused by the death god.

Sounds like all this epic stuff is just the same kinda build up scenario that happens in DBZ everybody always gets more powerful and shit. I think Deathnote was fine as is.

Cidius

08-17-2007, 03:50 PM

Sounds like all this epic stuff is just the same kinda build up scenario that happens in DBZ everybody always gets more powerful and shit. I think Deathnote was fine as is.
no the ending should have been epic and not this slow motion shit where he just says the same things over and over again

I remember earlier when Light thought about fucken every possible solution, and now he didn't even order the fuck to test the page?

and in DBZ there were dragon wish balls and giant apes with superpowers

Kaeso

08-17-2007, 03:51 PM

Epic how like he eats razorblades and shoots energy at his foes with the power of his BRAIN!>!>!?!?!?!?!?!?

Cidius

08-17-2007, 04:02 PM

Epic how like he eats razorblades and shoots energy at his foes with the power of his BRAIN!>!>!?!?!?!?!?!?

He had only one or two names to be written in the watch paper, and he couldn't escape really because nobody would have let him out of sight after that performance.

He could have decided to keep his pride and with epic slow motion shit he could have written his own name and then saying something like Ryuk I can do it myself too I'm an adult.

Or maybe he was a minuteman and he masturbated his last 40 seconds.

Cidius

08-17-2007, 09:15 PM

Goddamn wild mage is uber in BG2, I've never tried SoA (shadows of anvil) with wild mage, I was in the first map with the big tentacle thingie and I was losing the battle because my main tank only had a little health left (and it's on hardest), I use the wild mage burst magic thingie and wham some magic shit and the tentacle thingie falls down on the ground dead.

Before that I think Minsc also went on berserk also so I dunno wtf happened.

I haven't completed the game before, years ago it didn't work at some part and I couldn't advance in the game.

Kaeso

08-17-2007, 11:26 PM

BG2?

Garn

08-18-2007, 12:05 AM

Maybe he meant Baldur's Gate? :confused:

Bashur

08-18-2007, 03:41 AM

Maybe he meant Baldur's Gate? :confused:

Yeah... no clue, but Baldur's Gate/Baldur's Gate II rules!

Metal Wolf

08-18-2007, 04:17 AM

http://www.thecleverest.com/holyfuckingshit.jpg

Atnas

08-18-2007, 12:33 PM

Reminds me of porkchop sandwiches. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW4xMgV21Sg)

Bashur

08-19-2007, 04:53 AM

Reminds me of porkchop sandwiches. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW4xMgV21Sg)

That's the best damn one.

losinglife

08-24-2007, 04:41 AM

Metal Wolf likes to lick goat penis!

Bashur

08-24-2007, 05:40 AM

Metal Wolf likes to lick goat penis!

Who doesn't bro? Who doesn't.

Kaeso

08-24-2007, 02:40 PM

True, if you don;t like goat penis you cannot join the global economy.

Cidius

08-25-2007, 04:33 PM

Do you know the story of the word penis?

There was this one dude in ancient times in the Italy area before the Romans, his name was Penis. They caught him once fucking a goat. They though that there was an evil spirit living in their cocks that they started called after the horny guy, Penis.

Bashur

08-25-2007, 06:16 PM

Cidius

08-25-2007, 07:36 PM

Yea

Wayne

08-26-2007, 02:50 PM

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/4195/suomimarsissajs2.jpg

Finland in Mars.

Cidius

08-26-2007, 03:13 PM

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/4195/suomimarsissajs2.jpg

Finland in Mars.
I googled Finland.

http://koti.mbnet.fi/m1kkov/mikko-/Finland.JPG

Wayne

08-26-2007, 03:34 PM

Cidius is this you?

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/5476/karhubearch3.jpg

Cidius

08-26-2007, 03:49 PM

Cidius is this you?

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/5476/karhubearch3.jpg
I do drink Olvi so it might but no I don't do Karhu. Though there's no difference.

Lidl sells Olvi so fucken cheap, 1/2 of the normal price.

Wayne

08-26-2007, 04:08 PM

Yeah, but they thin it with piss.

Helgeran

08-26-2007, 04:19 PM

I look forward to to lying unconscious in my own piss with you soon!

Wayne

08-26-2007, 04:20 PM

Huh? Moving to Winland?

Wayne

08-26-2007, 04:27 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tUO2Mu-PI0&mode=related&search= hahahaha

Helgeran

08-26-2007, 04:43 PM

Saw it yesterday on ytmnd so by truck standards that is OLD.

Also: what a stupid bitch, long live stereotypes.

Wayne

08-26-2007, 04:48 PM

I think it's a decent synopsis of todays women. Dumb and Gullible.

Cidius

08-26-2007, 04:51 PM

I think she was trying to say that the US education should help educate South Africa, Iraq and the asian countries. ???

And fifth of the americans can't locate the US on a world map? WTF?

Bashur

08-26-2007, 04:52 PM

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/Byce/Funny/5QMNBQDEZ3E4HJES674AZU7O7XL46Q4S.jpg

Cidius

08-26-2007, 04:57 PM

I'd do 5 people in that pic. Try to guess who.

(Hint: The 4 guys at the back and the fat pig in the middle.)

Bashur

08-26-2007, 05:03 PM

I'd do 5 people in that pic. Try to guess who.

(Hint: The 4 guys at the back and the fat pig in the middle.)
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/Byce/Funny/IWEA6YKE26HDFX3P6Q3TIK5FTAWZGFKW.jpg

Cidius

08-26-2007, 05:06 PM

I actually have this in my favorites: http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0000216/bio

I dunno how it came there but I haven't removed it, it's inspirational.

He has gotten at least 250 million just from movie roles.

He couldn't act, he couldn't speak, but he's big and funny.

Rufus

08-27-2007, 06:42 AM

Ok... Earlier we talked about anime... -casts resurrect- Try this anime!
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v9782352r2tTcYY?searchId=991419104885937215&rank=2

It's only like 12 episodes long, and it moves along pretty quickly, so don't skip episodes. 100%filler and fluff free! And plenty of gore. And... Plants that eat people.

Kaeso

08-27-2007, 02:57 PM

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/Byce/Funny/IWEA6YKE26HDFX3P6Q3TIK5FTAWZGFKW.jpg

It is amazing how human that monkey looks in the face. Its like it could get up and talk about the finer points of banana eating with me....

Kaeso

08-27-2007, 03:09 PM

That sounds like it might be a lie.

Cidius

08-27-2007, 03:10 PM

That sounds like it might be a lie.

What, the OP or the penis origin?

Rufus

08-27-2007, 09:36 PM

This page is entirely to quiet... So... In the spirit of the page...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/Ashiro_Catelf/Picture090.jpg
Red Morgans cat says Hi! (it's actually my cat.. but ohwell..)

Metal Wolf

08-27-2007, 10:25 PM

http://pheonixfeather029.tripod.com/images/male_cat.gif

Rufus

08-27-2007, 11:34 PM

dead link?

Metal Wolf

08-28-2007, 04:40 AM

well fuck, worked fine till I refreshed. lil fucker was hiding in my cashe.

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/8215/malecatqc7.gif

Rufus

08-28-2007, 04:42 AM

:stabbed:

Cidius

09-01-2007, 12:50 AM

I just sent a humble PM asking Bran to shorten my time.

Let's hope for the best and keep our thumbs up (in our anus).

Cidius

09-01-2007, 12:07 PM

Yea um hello... This is a long read so I'm gonna sum it up at the beginning, I've gotten the 6 month 50+ infraction points ban and I've been suspended for around 3 months now. At these stages of the developement I'd actually have something meaningful to post and not some OT arguing type of shit from what I got the points from. And if everything goes right the beta could be here in January. I'd like to ask you to shorten my time.

Like I told to Paro who decided that I earned this without even warning me and I didn't even know you had a policy of giving 6 month holidays to all 50 pointers, I think didn't really deserve this to begin with. Recent infractions were mocking the OP's foolish idea or posting a picture in a reply alone even though it made the perfect sense to not to add any text to it.

I've never ever done anything really stupid like purely flaming or insulting the devs/mods and stuff like that and I've mostly gotten my infractions from trolling and acting stupid. I believe these 50 point bannings are purposed to show people that they shouldn't act like that anymore. Yea I understood it when Paro threatened with permaban. That only would have been enough. I have learnt from my mistakes and I won't post as much as before because I won't post/spam anything even remotely stupid.

But I really wouldn't post any stupid shit anymore, I'd want to just defend some of my believes and actually participate in the general discussions.

I'm asking the god to come down from the heavens and forgive the man. :p

Based on your posting history I see absolutely no reason to lift this early.
I must... resist... the urge... to spam gay porn...

Rufus

09-01-2007, 09:24 PM

I must... resist... the urge... to spam gay porn...

Didja ever think about opening up an alternate account?

Cidius

09-02-2007, 01:02 PM

Didja ever think about opening up an alternate account?
I've done that before and they lengthened the month ban I had back then to a four month ban. Bran said that they're watching my IP now.

This is why I don't understand why they let Morgan play with his Morgthulu.

arcturussage

09-02-2007, 03:36 PM

I've done that before and they lengthened the month ban I had back then to a four month ban. Bran said that they're watching my IP now.

Use a proxy?

Rykros

09-02-2007, 03:50 PM

I've done that before and they lengthened the month ban I had back then to a four month ban. Bran said that they're watching my IP now.

This is why I don't understand why they let Morgan play with his Morgthulu.

I think Morgthulu is just constantly playing with his Morgan and his Dread Organ

scotw1t

09-02-2007, 04:43 PM

Holy shit Morgan is Morgthulu...that's new to me...makes sense though.

Nice.

Cidius

09-02-2007, 05:03 PM

Holy shit Morgan is Morgthulu...that's new to me...makes sense though.

Nice.
Well they use the same photobucket account and well kinda everything points that he is.

There's no question.

Only if somebody would have kidnapped the real Morgan and is now fooling us with a good act.

Plus in BG 2 there was this mercenary band who killed my main tank in seconds if I attacked em directly. I used all the buffs, mass invisiblity, went in with my mage and used a fireball and sunfire while they were buffing and chasing me. I went in with my healer and dispelled their protections when they were coming after me (around the corner).

At this time I was summoning a strong minion with my mage. Their fighter went after my healer who left the house and outside was my 4 fighters fully buffed waiting for a fight. Then after the bad guys had killed my minion kinda quick I went downstairs. There were good type of guards protecting the inn. I used a lot of minor minions to protect me. While that was happening I went inside upstairs with my fighters to kill their mages there.

Downstairs were their guys, fucken strong commander and one hard guy. Their commander decided to take crossbow to shoot fucken strong instakill arrows to kill my minions, at this time his fellow was fighting the minor minions. I summoned a wyvern that managed to kill the hard guy but the commander killed the wyvern kinda quick. At this time the mages were dead upstairs and they didn't resist because they were bugged and staring the wall for some reason.

I escaped from the commanders vision with my mage while proceeded downstairs with my fighters. Now the commander didn't have much buffs left and had low health. He was bugged also for some reason so he didn't damage the fighters while they slowly killed him.

Took me like 40+ minutes to finish this fight because of trying different approaches. And I still can't cast anything strong because I'm weak, had to rely on that wild surge spell that fails 3/5 of the times tried.

Fucken everybody's dead downstairs and the innkeeper has moved upstairs. And the commander didn't have any good loot. What fucken sword was he using then? That did like 70 damage each hit!

Cidius

09-02-2007, 05:29 PM

Aha the commander wasn't that strong, some fag had level drained Minsc to level 1.

Cidius

11-30-2007, 01:27 PM

A british school teacher, Gillian Gibbons (female), has been judged for 15 days in prison and that thingie where you have to leave the country in Sudan because of insulting islam by letting her student whose name is Muhammed to name the class icon teddybear as Muhammed. And thousands of people are armed with bats and such and they are rioting for death penalty.

And Finland is ranked as the top country in a test of 15-year-old knowledge, again.

http://www.hs.fi/kuvat/iso_webkuva/1135232208440.jpeg

http://www.pisa.oecd.org/dataoecd/42/8/39700724.pdf

And some dumb idiot made this picture because it's not Holland/Hollanti, it's Netherlands/Alankomaat.

Since the test is so massive it takes a while for them to publish their results, and they take the test every 3 years.

Atnas

11-30-2007, 03:56 PM

I do think that's true, I've heard Finland has a good education system. I think. I've also heard that there's no psychiatrist available, is that true?

Cidius

11-30-2007, 05:42 PM

I do think that's true, I've heard Finland has a good education system. I think. I've also heard that there's no psychiatrist available, is that true?I wonder why you ask that because there SHOULD BE now at least 500 of them in every school.

Fucken leechers.

Just leeching of a tragedy.

And congratulations on scoring MUCH lower than Estonia. lol

BTW I just found out that they habitated Estonia 2000-4000 years before Sweden or Finland or Norway (ice age).

Zanzibar

11-30-2007, 06:23 PM

Hong Kong beat me?

Cidius

11-30-2007, 07:41 PM

Hong Kong is Hong Kong, damn the dude who made this picture is a retard.

And Zanzibar, I think that you don't probably know this, but Kanada is part of the legendary joke by the legendary comedy group Kummeli from Finland. They showed music videos of nazis dancing on tanks and singing in German, Swedish guys hugging each other on sailing boats and singing in Swedish (the Finnish team had to answer for this one) and Irish looking drunkards actually singing "Irish o Irish" and some other countries were also portrayed, the multinational (always from a different country) team in the booth had to guess the country. The joke was that they always answered Canada.

The viewability of the joke was mainly on the music videos also because they were so damn retarded.

Every single Finnish person knows this joke.

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Cidius

11-30-2007, 07:56 PM

It's post to be a Swedish nature show or something and the guy doesn't actually speak much Swedish:

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Zanzibar

11-30-2007, 08:04 PM

I'm shocked and appalled.

Cidius

11-30-2007, 08:26 PM

I'm shocked and appalled.Well it's not THAT great, they have many legendary jokes that have even made it to modern Finnish spoken language.

I dunno where they have come up with this stuff. There was this nerd who always got teased by these two European magpies (two guys in magpie suits). The other dude like pretended to be dead in middle of the street, and when the nerd dude went out there to help the poor beggar, the other magpie stole his car at the same time and drove away. There were dozens of variations though.

Cidius

11-30-2007, 08:42 PM

Edit: FUCKety fuck I could edit that and in the 5 seconds I wrote the next sentence, the time closed.

The difference between European magpie and American magpie is that the European has a much deeper voice.

Atnas

11-30-2007, 10:30 PM

What's the joke about Canada and the nazis?

Cidius

12-01-2007, 12:53 AM

What's the joke about Canada and the nazis?Just that I watched some Deus Ex youtube vids and they all suck.

They haven't seen me riding with my taser and super charged silenced maxed out scoped and historical because I've slaughtered masses with it and important people pistol.

It's like yeheehoha (Vigilante 8 reference).

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Blode Bertelmoore

12-02-2007, 11:08 AM

w00t! the danes have 24th place on that list :O thats gotta be some kind of prestige? right?

Garn

12-02-2007, 03:49 PM

Cidius

12-03-2007, 02:27 PM

Finland has the best school system on this planet, I wish my country would just copy it.

So, I'm curious. Which kind of government did introduce your current school system in Finland? I mean, like, conservative/liberal, left/right etc.I think it might just be also that we spend a lot of time helping the kids, because we have so small classes and teachers can concentrate on a couple of students.

Compared to people like Japanese or Danes, we live in a barren world. We have a big country with a tiny population.

Just think about Tokyo, 35 million people in a tiny package. Our country has 5 million people. Japan is somewhat the size of Finland, there's only a minor difference in that. You could have 7 Japans with just the people of Tokyo.

You could have 124 Japans with the population of Japan.

Basically Iceland should have the most intelligent people in the world, because it's a somewhat moderate sized modern country with a tiny population. But they're just dumb fucks so they lose this fight. People in Finland who speak Swedish live longer than Japanese or Icelandic people (they both live the longest) and yes also rank very highly in intelligence tests. It has been wondered why and they've made so calculations and so. And yes there's many of them, roughly the population of Iceland.

And I dunno why Sweden ranked so badly because they're pretty much like us, with only differences in masculinity and testosterone and such. I've seen your TV shows so I know... Maybe this is just one of those Fuck you Frankies for Sweden, they somehow managed to generate an age group of a certain year born people that don't know any shit.

But yea nobody lives in the wild here, but at least we have room to move our expanding major cities to.

Garn

12-03-2007, 02:31 PM

Just shut up and answer my question. I find the German school system is horrible.

Cidius

12-03-2007, 02:40 PM

Just shut up and answer my question. I find the German school system is horrible.What's so bad about it?

And as a notice to everybody, I forgot to tell you guys that Surly banned me from all the other forums than the DBC ones. This was a while ago.

He didn't give me any reason, he just said that he hates people from the northern Europe.

Garn

12-03-2007, 03:34 PM

What's so bad about it?

It's all selective and in no way supportive.

You have to choose which kind of you school you want to go to at a way too young age. If I'm not mistaken in Finland everyone attends the same kind of school until 9th class or something, right? I'd prefer that.

If in Germany you picked the "wrong" kind of school which didn't quite fit your needs there are only few ways to fix this once you finished school.

Also higher education takes pretty long for some reasons. If I'd choose to get some master degree at a German college I'd be at least 25 years old once I'm finished. I heard this works quicker in most other countries.

Also I've seen various studies which demonstrated how Germany is the European country with the clearest correlation between parental income and school marks.

Atnas

12-03-2007, 03:38 PM

It's all selective and in no way supportive.

You have to choose which kind of you school you want to go to at a way too young age. If I'm not mistaken in Finland everyone attends the same kind of school until 9th class or something, right? I'd prefer that.

If in Germany you picked the "wrong" kind of school which didn't quite fit your needs there are only few ways to fix this once you finished school.

Also higher education takes pretty long for some reasons. If I'd choose to get some master degree at a German college I'd be at least 25 years old once I'm finished. I heard this works quicker in most other countries.

Also I've seen various studies which demonstrated how Germany is the European country with the clearest correlation between parental income and school marks.

When do you choose school then? We have, as far as I know, the same system as Finland. I bet people from Finland are better at learning since they have to learn swedish too... perhaps? Right?

Cidius

12-04-2007, 06:25 AM

When do you choose school then? We have, as far as I know, the same system as Finland. I bet people from Finland are better at learning since they have to learn swedish too... perhaps? Right?Yea like my cousin says, you still have to study it till college, and even there it's a pretty much a major thing to learn like math or English.

In certain professions here you just automatically get +10 cool points if you can speak Swedish. I'm actually pretty proficient in Swedish but I haven't used it for... many many years. But I guess it's stuck. If there would be a real life conversation with a Swedish guy I'd probably speak Swedish because it's pretty easy to speak though. I dunno people here have no trouble pronouncing anything from Swedish, maybe we're in that way the same.

And Garn seems to know the answer already, here it's just "go here, study this."

Cidius

12-04-2007, 08:53 AM

OMFG Full Metal Alchemist is so fucken good at some parts, fucken food delivery woman is a serial woman rapist/murderer and is checking out that Winry bitch, you get the fucken eye view of the rapist checking out Winry's boobs/body.

Edit: NO FUCKEN WAY. That rapist is a tranny.

He has a nice laugh OHUOHUOHUOHU.

Atnas

12-04-2007, 11:00 AM

I've watched the anime and I'm glad it wasn't without an ending (rather short if you compare to some other animes), altough the ending was rather lame.

losinglife

12-04-2007, 11:06 AM

the kid in the metal armor has a cool voice.. thats about it

Kaeso

12-04-2007, 01:49 PM

It was ok. I just don't think its epic as the internet fandom make it out to be.

Cidius

12-04-2007, 04:05 PM

Yea I'm at 20 or so and the jokes are already getting old :bean:

Cidius

12-05-2007, 06:08 PM

They need to make lolcandidates.

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g223/Cidius/giuliani.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4srxBIaFIM

Rykros

12-05-2007, 09:22 PM

I've watched the anime and I'm glad it wasn't without an ending (rather short if you compare to some other animes), altough the ending was rather lame.

Well, technically the ending was supposed to be the movie wasn't it?

Atnas

12-05-2007, 09:36 PM

Well, technically the ending was supposed to be the movie wasn't it?

Really? I never watched anything beyond that! Then FMA can go burn in hell.

losinglife

12-06-2007, 04:45 AM

They need to make lolcandidates.

i concur... get to work on it.

and make it better than that crappy guilliani one

Cidius

12-06-2007, 01:00 PM

i concur... get to work on it.

and make it better than that crappy guilliani oneI dunno anything about the candidates, except from the videos that I've seen, Hillary has a secret agenda, Cain is a patriot, Paul could never do those things a president because no man has that much power (shut down the FBI, CIA, IRS etc...), Obama is only popular because he's black and there has been no black president and this applies for Hillary as a woman too.

And yea Giuliani is an asshole.

It's either Paul or Obama for me, Obama for making another kind of revolution.

And the republican party is fucked up.

Cidius

12-12-2007, 04:43 PM

I just finished the Conqueror of Shambala.

Fucken retarded ending to the hole thing.

Fucken let's go to the other side lol that no gates will be there either, we could destroy this one and except the other gate to at least be destroyed in fucken hundreds of years till somebody tries to create a gate from this side again, but no we're fucken retarded idiots and we want to suffer in the world where there will be a horrible war. And no awesome stuff like alchemy and automail. And yea war.

Seriously, what the fuck. It was so dumb idea for them to make em both go to the other side. I expected Ed boning Winry during the credits roll and Al peeking in the window and jacking off, but no wtf is this shit?

Rykros

12-12-2007, 10:05 PM

Killuminati

12-13-2007, 02:40 AM

I dunno anything about the candidates, except from the videos that I've seen, Hillary has a secret agenda, Cain is a patriot, Paul could never do those things a president because no man has that much power (shut down the FBI, CIA, IRS etc...), Obama is only popular because he's black and there has been no black president and this applies for Hillary as a woman too.

And yea Giuliani is an asshole.

It's either Paul or Obama for me, Obama for making another kind of revolution.

And the republican party is fucked up.

What kind of revolution?... a National Oprahs book club in public schools?

Cidius

12-13-2007, 01:54 PM

What kind of revolution?... a National Oprahs book club in public schools?Obama is a black dude, Hillary is a woman and Paul is not a politician.

Killuminati

12-14-2007, 09:24 PM

Obama is a black dude, Hillary is a woman and Paul is not a politician.

So you want a president who has aids?

Cidius

12-16-2007, 01:01 AM

So you want a president who has aids?No I want Angelina Jolie and a lot of cash and an Ariel Atom but am I gonna get em?

Killuminati

12-16-2007, 01:03 AM

No I want Angelina Jolie and a lot of cash and an Ariel Atom but am I gonna get em?

if you pray to god you will.

Cidius

12-20-2007, 12:10 PM

Okay I'm playing Planescape: Torment again, from the point I left it.

I've been doing the last parts of portal hopping and I'm again at Curst with some Fiend from Moridor's box.

It's sad that if he hits my main tank who has -12 armor class, the only thing that can hit him is a critical and that will be an instant death.

And I missed that Valior or something dude behind the fucken portal in the prison, how fucken retarded game this is.

And it says that the fiend is immune to my weapons even though I get off every 3rd hit or so, when I try to backstab him it says immune and deals 6 damage with the best possible weapon on Annah I could find.

I managed to kill that fuck by raping my pot supplies which were in amounts of 500+ 18 healing pots.

All my magic is wasted just because of trying to HIT HIM.

Should I load my saved game before him, or will there be a trader to give me more healing pots in the later parts? He did give nice amount of exp, half a million. And that nice ring too that somehow fucked up my main tank's armor class making it -10 even though it should be -13 now because I had two armor class +2 rings.

Cidius

12-20-2007, 04:12 PM

No probs about that anymore I've gotten way past that now.

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The video was made with Vegas so it's 130 mb, fecken long load.

I found out about the ancient scroll bug myself, my PC is now a god.

He has a dagger though, but he's still invincible.

Cidius

12-20-2007, 05:00 PM

Planescape spoilers:

I was fighting with Tias, and with these new powers of regenerating 50 hp during a fucken magic trick, nothing he threw at me could beat me, Dak'kon died from the first hits (he had a shield magic on and maxed out str and the best items available).

But I stood there hitting that bitch with my dagger.

Then he threw a cloud of death or that something at me and yea death. Never any of my members have been killed by that spell, and it chose me now.

Cidius

12-20-2007, 05:16 PM

Sliced that bitch with my uberior dagger and then came the choise of killing him or not. Man those were some cool last words.

Cidius

12-21-2007, 12:49 AM

Okay finished it, you don't have to hear my ranting anymore.

Surly, man. The last parts made up for some slower earlier parts fo the game. Just beautiful.

Zanzibar

12-30-2007, 01:48 AM

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/5893/2568co6.jpg

I didn't know where else to put this.

Riddle

12-30-2007, 03:31 AM

hmmm, at first i was disappointed that nothing came up with your post Zanzibar. Now I'm quite satisfied. After coming in 'wankered' from a nightclub theres nothing i like better than two lesbians kissing with seafood on their head.

What will those crazy Asians think of next?

Atnas

12-30-2007, 11:08 AM

They actually have dead squids on their heads, I can't believe they have squids on their heads.

Cidius

12-30-2007, 12:30 PM

This is one of those pictures I'm not sure of.

It's erotic though.

Krow

12-30-2007, 06:05 PM

If you just focus on the chicks, its fucking nasty...but the whole picture together makes it something I want to take in my bathroom and have alone time with.

TangerineSky

12-30-2007, 08:18 PM

If you just focus on the chicks, its fucking nasty...but the whole picture together makes it something I want to take in my bathroom and have alone time with.
No

Killuminati

12-31-2007, 01:51 AM

If you just focus on the chicks, its fucking nasty...but the whole picture together makes it something I want to take in my bathroom and have alone time with.

I totally agree.

Zanzibar

12-31-2007, 02:02 AM

They actually have dead squids on their heads, I can't believe they have squids on their heads.
Look like octopi to me.

losinglife

01-02-2008, 01:11 AM

octopussy

Cidius

01-02-2008, 02:25 PM

That pic reminds me of the Russian spa scene in Red Heat.

http://www.foxhome.com/schwarzenegger/images/photoredheat1.jpg

Cidius

01-02-2008, 08:51 PM

Oh man I just finished Samurai Champloo.

The ending was just beyond retarded, you can't even qualify their reasoning for this stupidity for just pure stupidity, it's just HUH? It's beyond suddenly showing a couple of Rotten pics, because that would be shocking and stuff but they made this ending with a serious face and stuff.

*spoilers*

First of the guys should have died and the girl should have killed the bad guy with her miniature blade if the creators wanted this kind of ending that's not entirely happy. But I could have understood this kind of goofy ending where they continue the journey and the last scene where the girl says that she cheated with the coin throwing (and they all head for other directions), I was 99,9999% sure that after the guys looked at each other they would have started slowly following the girl in a cool style. BUT NO they fucked left to other directions. Jin made friends for the first time in his life and when he said that it was all dramatic and shit but no abandon them for no reason WTF?

And Jin didn't even stab the guy to any important part of the body, just pierced his skin.

Cidius

01-02-2008, 10:01 PM

Okay I went on a quest to find the reasoning for this by googling it.

This is what I found out from the black depths of the intartrucks:

http://forums.animeforever.org/lofiversion/index.php/t4416.html

...lol

If somebody who hasn't seen it and it just randomly reading this shit, it's a goofy show like some Bleach basically about 2 guys and 1 girl just randomly doing shit around Japan.

Cidius

01-02-2008, 11:00 PM

I was just taking a shit and reading this science magazine, and I read this article.

They've now been able to proove Einstein being right on the hole thing of time being a changing thing when it comes to "space." There's some shit called time and space, and the heavier an object is the more it kinda bends the web of the normal time. This is in black holes as they are goddamn heavy so they kinda stop the time but not completely I think.

They had so wacky plan with some fucken balls of some metal being also qualified as the roundest objects man has ever made by Guinness world records, floating in helium in temperature of near the coldest possible to be able to fuxor the magnetism shit with electricity and fuck it's fucken heavy duty stuff. Yea they were in a satellite in the outer space.

So this makes sense as objects of heaviness do make everything go round and round. Why wouldn't time as well go round and round? This is something that is so wacky, we've thought that time is really the thing and shit and that it's there somehow, but fucken no you can live to be 1 000 000-year-old fucktard if you just move your ass on to an object so fucken heavy that it would crash your balls with a HINT of smiling. Yes it would hint without any movement that it's gonna smile. That would crash your balls.

And I began thinking of an article I read that said that in the center of the universe is suspected to be a black hole so massive that it is the object making the hole universe going round and round. I started to think that if you fucken stop it, you would fuxor the universe. But how could you fuxor an object that makes the universe go woo-woo. And I remember some christians talking about science and religion working together as god created the universe in big bang. I fucken started to think that what the fuck could have caused this, and the answer could very well lie in the center of the universe. I can already fucken imagine us fuxoring with tests 15 billion years ago and doing shit and actually creating something beyond this dimension. It would be an object that wouldn't need to bend the web of time, because it is a fucken needle that pierces fucken time like Einstein said that nothing can fucken pierce time and shit, but fucken needle did that and noodles.

OH WAAAIT GAIZ! I fucken realized something, black holes are fucken holes in the web of time. Man it could warp stuff back in time or the stuff could just somehow move between universes and shit or the stuff could be stuck there between the curtains somehow beyond materia and atoms.

Ah shit man. Class A shit philosophy. Fuck Wikipedia that says I'm talking about physics now. Fuck that shit.

Atnas

01-03-2008, 10:53 AM

That sounds like a shitty ending indeed, but what can you expect?

Cidius

01-06-2008, 02:44 PM

I've stopped playing TF2, because it's not fun without a guild playing it seriously or something.

Instead I've taken up Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory again and I'm rolling, this game is just pure gold. You always have to play on a local server with shitloads of shit talk and chatting, else it wouldn't be worth it killing the same dude ten times in a row without anybody else killing him during this time.

Krow

01-06-2008, 07:43 PM

Yea I joined a TF2 clan with 4 servers, and I should be getting admin on at least a few of them. So if the guild needs somewhere to play without the fear of getting banned for their shit antics, then you could just play with me.

Killuminati

01-06-2008, 08:45 PM

TF2 is pretty damn fun I'm never taking breaks from it. I've only occasionally been playing CS:S instead.

Krow

01-06-2008, 11:39 PM

Whats your steam name

Atnas

01-07-2008, 03:47 PM

Cidius

01-07-2008, 10:35 PM

http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=140

Krow

01-07-2008, 11:10 PM

http://forums.anvilsociety.com/member.php?u=140

Would he actually have access to all the forums or is he a phail

Killed Corpsefire

01-16-2008, 02:02 AM

I watched teeny porn today

you asked for it

I dunno is this right but google Sasha Grey

i have a video of her from naughtyamerica.com

she's legal

Killed Corpsefire

01-16-2008, 02:07 AM

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/Byce/Funny/IWEA6YKE26HDFX3P6Q3TIK5FTAWZGFKW.jpg

that's fucking epic

Killed Corpsefire

01-16-2008, 02:12 AM

Just that I watched some Deus Ex youtube vids and they all suck.

They haven't seen me riding with my taser and super charged silenced maxed out scoped and historical because I've slaughtered masses with it and important people pistol.

It's like yeheehoha (Vigilante 8 reference).

<object height="355" width="425">

<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jms2zOU2MZE&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></object>

That game was so badass for 64. Damn I miss 64... nintendo lately just isn't as cool.

Killuminati

01-17-2008, 02:26 PM

Whats your steam name

yellow1980 - Account name

My name on TF2 is iSE.ZeaL if its anything besides that then its my faggot little brother playing on my account.

Cidius

01-27-2008, 05:13 PM

Like I said DF is gonna be released when I'm let out of my ban on the official forums, which is in September.

If some dickhead has missed it all, check the news section on the official.

Killuminati

01-27-2008, 07:54 PM

Like I said DF is gonna be released when I'm let out of my ban on the official forums, which is in September.

If some dickhead has missed it all, check the news section on the official.

So you are some kind of Messiah?

Cidius

01-28-2008, 11:46 AM

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/5893/2568co6.jpg

I didn't know where else to put this.Okay I just found out that this picture is in fact sexy, because the other chick looks like Ann Curry.

And as you know, Ann Curry = Instakill.

Cidius

01-28-2008, 12:33 PM

Man I was looking for one hot Heather Graham pic to use as my desktop, but I couldn't find it except on one suspicious celebrity porn site which gave me an installer to a screen saver where I thought I could hack it from.

It wanted an toolbar for internets so I knew it was a fuckup, but a minor fuckup for a toolbar. So I thought I could remove it without much. Okay install and it gives me this crappy shit saver with pics I dunno how to get em from it, it's a fucken program.

I tried to uninstall the toolbar, and it did what I had expected it to do, for some reason the uninstalling took a bit long and didn't finish so I had to cancel it. Okay check the program again... Oh it's gone wtf no way it must've done something.

Yep check the program files, it's still there with invisible data in it. I can't delete it either, because it's running. So check programs running with ALT + CTRL + Delete. Nothing suspicious... Wait there shouldn't be two of those microsoft programs running and that's running on my user wtf.

Okay stop that... Yeah the program file gets immediately deleted.

Fucken viruses and shit lemme tell ya.

Atnas

01-28-2008, 12:38 PM

I can't believe you actually fell for it.

Cidius

01-28-2008, 12:45 PM

I can't believe you actually fell for it.I've actually had this happen a couple of times to me so I know quite well what they usually do.

One time nothing worked against this one trojan file which my virus program blocked from doing anything (not renaming either) , because it was in the windows files, but when I somehow managed to fuck it so that it became a winamp file, I could remove it.

Edit: AHAHA I got to keep the screen saver, talk about fucking up a trojan.

Atnas

01-28-2008, 01:15 PM

Yeah, you sure showed it who's boss, getting that picture and all. Wooh?

Killed Corpsefire

01-29-2008, 02:12 AM

LOLWUT?

Killed Corpsefire

01-29-2008, 02:13 AM

BTW GUYS NEVER GRAB A FLAMING HOT KNIFE, MY SKIN SIZZLED AND FUCK IT HURTS so bad AFTER LIKE 3, 4 HOURS

Atnas

01-29-2008, 12:38 PM

Thanks for the advice, I was just about to do it to see if it was worth it or not.

Cidius

01-29-2008, 01:46 PM

I was kinda bored and well...

*CENSORED*

Killed Corpsefire

01-29-2008, 03:47 PM

Thanks for the advice, I was just about to do it to see if it was worth it or not.

no prob, always testing these things out for others

Cidius

01-29-2008, 04:21 PM

HAHAHAHA

It didn't even contain anything sick, woman squirting is a common type of "fetish porn." S&M porn is rarer to find than squirting on the webs.

And no I don't like squirting.

Can't we get those cool spoiler tags here too? If people are so sensitive...

I work at the archives at my job so I could probably have orgies there and nobody would notice.

Rykros

01-30-2008, 12:29 AM

I'd have to think the most types of porn are hard to classify as rare anymore these days

Cidius

01-30-2008, 10:50 AM

I agree on pretty much everything with Ron Paul except the cutting of the CIA, FBI and IRS and the evolution theory denial.

It's good to look at what the CIA, FBI and IRS do, because they can get too much power and get corrupted nowadays.

But CIA, the foreign intelligence, the basic idea is perfect. FBI, united state police force which controls crimes over states, very important. IRS, even more important. It's monitoring the money of your parks, sewers, garbage trucks etc... The list would keep on going forever.

Yea they all should be checked out and reformed, but removing em would be stupid.

I do wonder where all the IRS money goes to, Wikipedia says that the IRS collected 2,5 trillion dollars of money in 2006. That's a lot of bucks.

Killuminati

02-03-2008, 02:21 AM

I do wonder where all the IRS money goes to, Wikipedia says that the IRS collected 2,5 trillion dollars of money in 2006. That's a lot of bucks.

I heard they are building an intergalactic space cruiser which will launch in 2012. They know the world is ending during that time so they have built a special cruiser for all the rich elites and government bureaucrats that way when they can live through Armageddon. I know because it says so in deuteronomy and revelation.

Cidius

02-08-2008, 07:10 AM

I just read that they don't give grades in Swedish schools till the eight grade.

It's the first grade here when we start getting grades, and even before that we are taught to write and read with a lot of critization coming from the preschool teachers.

I remember by first real school teacher always calling me with names and saying that I'll never accomplish anything.

Ormzen

02-08-2008, 08:14 AM

and still you guys end up in saunas slapping yourselves with twigs

it's a weird world we live in...

Cidius

02-08-2008, 01:40 PM

and still you guys end up in saunas slapping yourselves with twigs

it's a weird world we live in...you guys end up in a bed thrusting your penises through each other's anal holes

Spades

02-14-2008, 04:53 AM

http://i18.tinypic.com/869y8nq.gif

Cidius

02-14-2008, 12:57 PM

Goddamn I gotta see that movie/show/porn, anybody know the name of it?

Spades

02-14-2008, 01:56 PM

Goddamn I gotta see that movie/show/porn, anybody know the name of it?

No, I found it on some emo-girl's myspace page.

Cidius

02-14-2008, 10:26 PM

Haha I found some random picture of the Swedish army:

http://www.sikhcoalition.org/images/jaspal_swedish_army.jpg

Well don't feel so bad, it gets kinda boring here also:

http://www.finlandforthought.net/temp/army1.jpg

Cidius

02-14-2008, 10:54 PM

http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2007/02/05/child-topper.jpg

Killuminati

02-17-2008, 08:54 PM

Damn, that nigra has sum nice sandals on.

Atnas

02-18-2008, 07:12 AM

That picture is kind of sad.

Killuminati

02-18-2008, 12:16 PM

That picture is kind of sad.

Yah, poor little guy..has to fight off the warlords so he can eatz his grain.

Cidius

02-19-2008, 06:35 PM

I started playing BG 2 again, and GODDAMN Minsc is a badass. He has the cape of no magic damage and some amulet of no control/held/whatever.

He is my main tactic against the big floating eye thingies and liches and all mages. They just do nothing to him, he just walks over them. If they don't have remove magic either, he is just impossible because he has all the possible buffs helping him.

If something like flesh to stone or imprisonment happens, my mages are behind some rocks ready to throw spells to free him and to kill some floods of enemies with fireballs, because he's immune to magic damage he doesn't mind fireballs.

And I dunno why, but clouds of death and death spells never have done anything to him. Ever never. I dunno what's with that, maybe he's just so badass. Any of those on my main mage, he dies instantly. I once tried does the Minsc's cape of no magic damage really protect against clouds of death with my main mage, and the moment he stepped in he blew apart.

Just fucken throw Minsc there and put him on Berserk, then watch porn for 15 minutes and get back.

Cidius

02-20-2008, 08:18 AM

BTW, after reading the Mac thread on official, I just wanted to tell ya that I've read on many scientific magazines that many scientists use Linux.

Cause it allows the computer to work in their way and not in Apple's or Microsoft's way.

Like when they create a simulation of a supernova or Big Bang as a 3D map of it with billions of particles and such. You need a supercomputer for that shit and a modified Linux can handle this kind of shit.

Garn

02-20-2008, 08:38 AM

http://www.deviantart.com/download/77222158/Ultimate_Ninja_Battle_by_bad_blood.gif

TangerineSky

02-20-2008, 08:42 AM

Yah, poor little guy..has to fight off the warlords so he can eatz his grain.
That little nig is the fucking Warlord....Look at him, he's ready to blast some mother fucker's

Cidius

02-20-2008, 01:15 PM

Woah I had to look up on a walkthrough for all the possible buddies I could bring to fight Bodhi in Baldur's Gate 2.

I looked at what I still have to play of this game. A couple of sad elven levels. Yeah more dungeons and dungeons.

Goddamn the original was much better than this shit, in the original you didn't always have to fucken fight, fight and fight, and travelling was actually travelling. Yea you actually moved through meaningless forests to get from point A to point B. Later on in the game you got the chance of skipping that because you knew the areas already. I haven't done anything but fought, fought and fought in endless dungeons. It's fun for a while you know, but it ain't fun when you notice that the hole game was that.

Man this game is overrated when compared to the original. And where the fuck is Baldur's Gate, I want to revisit that city. This more like an expansion to the original than a new game. Yeah like the original's expansion, just another load of dungeons.

Fuck the moment I got out of the fucken Underdark, "fucken get some pals and go to a new dungeon."

And fuck this story sucks, I couldn't care less for some fuck Irenicus or what, I dunno what has he done to me? I remember in the first, the great scene where your almost father who raised you gets wtfpwned by this dude, now that is something to really revenge. Plus he has this massive plot of doing shit around the country, secretly. Your country is in shit, and nobody knows of it except you and your pals. This new one? Well some dude is getting strong and he will kill you. What? And the original consists of getting to the capital named Baldur's Gate and finding the murderer there, you just happen to find out what he's doing to the country in the meantime.

Atnas

02-20-2008, 05:06 PM

You know, the strange thing is that I've read all of your posts about BG2 and it's pretty interesting actually. Why don't you try Planescape Torment? I've heard it's good!

Spades

02-20-2008, 11:33 PM

Atnas

02-21-2008, 03:03 AM

That's weird as hell, but I liked the glasses Jesus had.

Cidius

02-21-2008, 03:21 PM

You know, the strange thing is that I've read all of your posts about BG2 and it's pretty interesting actually. Why don't you try Planescape Torment? I've heard it's good!Well I was pretty pissed from one another thing when I posted that post, like BG 2 does have a bunch of interesting side-quests like helping the town of Tradesmeet and such. But the main story is pretty much like in Oblivion, you couldn't care less what happened really.

And are you trolling with the Torment comment? I did play it just a couple months ago, and it's the opposite of BG 2. Too much fucken talking. *spoilers* And the mortality thing, I dunno maybe some find that cool, but I think it's stupid. They didn't even explain how it happened, it was just some magical powers. If I was a motherfucking god when I still lived, then why did I need a gray sister to do this to me, why couldn't I do this myself? They left so many things unexplained. Fucken Ravel was a weak bitch. They could have come up with a better explanation other than explaining what it caused. Yea I can see what it caused, now how the fuck did she do that? And I never got to use any of the higher level magic spells, and I "accidentally" talked my way out of the final battle which I was expecting anxiously, I could kill those minions without even using any pots. The only real "boss" I ever fought was that angel bitch. Everybody else were fucken runovers on the hardest difficulty.

Cidius

02-21-2008, 07:48 PM

What Maddox thinks of the Torment:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=planescapetorment (http://www.sudonym.net/images/Sketches/HeavyBar.jpg)

This man speaks the truth!

Atnas

02-21-2008, 09:38 PM

I tried to play it but I didn't like it, I've just heard good things about it! I can't stand BG2 either I'm afraid.

Killuminati

02-22-2008, 01:45 AM

What Maddox thinks of the Torment:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=planescapetorment (http://www.sudonym.net/images/Sketches/HeavyBar.jpg)

This man speaks the truth!

I got a boner.

Surly

02-22-2008, 04:07 AM

Well I was pretty pissed from one another thing when I posted that post, like BG 2 does have a bunch of interesting side-quests like helping the town of Tradesmeet and such. But the main story is pretty much like in Oblivion, you couldn't care less what happened really.

And are you trolling with the Torment comment? I did play it just a couple months ago, and it's the opposite of BG 2. Actually, BG2 is like the middle-point between Torment and Icewind Dale as far as the talking goes. If you really like D&D combat but don't care about an engaging storyline, you'd probably like Icewind Dale and its sequel + expansion.

IWD has a lot more of the logistics of combat than the others, more spells, more items, more dungeon crawling, and tons more killing.

Cidius

02-22-2008, 11:40 AM

Well this thing applies to the "choosing" aswell.

In BG2 you take the same route in all the questions. Good or bad. There's always the special option like somebody comes up to you and asks

-Do you want my ice cream?

And the options are:

-Yes.
-No and fuck you!
-That looks like your sperm from last night, it didn't taste too good.

In Planescape there's killing the bad guy or not. In BG 2 you pretty much kill 4/5 of the NPCs you'll ever meet.

I just kinda meant that BG 2 simplified it all too much, and I wouldn't call Planescape a game, it was more of an e-book. Man I just remember BG, first encounter, Xzar and Montaron, the fuckups. Next, an imba ogre which you can't beat. You need to sneak past it. Next you travel in the woods for a long while encountering different quests and such. Then you arrive at the mine and here comes your first dungeon. Then you fight for fucken days in the mine all beaten up, and you finally arrive at the boss of the cave, you had no idea that he was in league with the killer of Gorion. You find out that the killer is a powerful man in suspicious business.

Maybe it's just that I played it when it first came out.

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g223/Cidius/Moody.jpg

For the only and single time in the hole game, in a cave of killer sandworms, and all my members are on low health, with these worm fuckers popping up in every corner.

I think I've heard Minsc say every one of his slogans a million times in BG2.

Cidius

02-22-2008, 11:57 AM

And if I remember correctly those lines were voiced.

Zanzibar

02-22-2008, 01:17 PM

Cidius

02-22-2008, 05:04 PM

You couldn't kill that ogre? Psh.

You really didn't even have to until after you'd been to Beregost anyway and gotten the quest to kill the belt thief.

But I killed him before that to prove my virility.I discovered that I could do a backstab with my main character (thief) in later parts of the game in the city of Baldur's Gate.

I had Imoen too so I found out that she could do it too.

In the very early parts like the ogre, my main tank was my thief even though I had Montaron. Maybe that's why the battle didn't last too long.

And no I didn't have a manual.

Zanzibar

02-22-2008, 06:47 PM

I totally just chain cast entangle (when I played as a druid and cleric) and web with Xzar, and had all four party members range him.

Cidius

02-22-2008, 07:22 PM

Well my main tactic was charming some peeps in larger battles, charming was overpowered in the first.

And I'm having a fucken nasty bug now in BG 2, there's this spell called project image, which is awesomely powerful and allows you to create a copy of yourself with all the spells available, but the caster must concentrate on the copy and so becomes a statue for the duration. This is great for making the copy cast the best spells you have, and you don't even deplete your real spells.

Now I'm trying chain contingency with my copy, which is 3 spells stored to be cast instantly (the copy could be used as a suicide bomber shooting a couple majorly damaging clouds and some strong fireballs maybe). The spell depletes these spells from you though, but it's a copy so I can make 4 of these bombers. But fucken no, there's a fucken bug and when I cast it on my copy, he gets Jaheira's spells (cleric). And the best of all, when he uses them he depletes them from actual Jaheira.

Now what the fuck this is major, one of the best wild mage combos to be found (when you cast spell storing on dweomer (which is the wild mage special spell of choosing one from the learnt spells and trying to cast it with risk of randomly casting any possible spell), there's no chance of failing). I could go in and throw the strongest spell removal in the game and a couple of incendiary clouds behind, and all this on one 7th level spell.

But no fucken bug ruining it all. This game is filled with bugs by the way. Sometimes when I check a room out with Valygar being in stealth, when I come back the enemies have disappeared. They appear when I cast AoE spells there or leave and come back a couple of times. This is just perfect when protecting your mages from the closing monster by moving them a little backwards and finding a fucken juggernaut right there. Or just simply moving around and finding a demigod popping right behind you.

Cidius

02-23-2008, 03:00 PM

Goddamn Hard Boiled was awesome.

First the dude killed 7 guys while holding a baby, then he continued to jump out of an exploding hospital by holding a live electric wire, having a bullet wound, having his pants on fire and holding a baby.

Atnas

02-23-2008, 04:17 PM

What sort of movie is it? I mean, except awesome?

Cidius

02-23-2008, 05:01 PM

What sort of movie is it? I mean, except awesome?A John Woo piece from -92. So the plot is bullets and fancy fighting.

Body count is 307 in this movie.

The scene with the baby... Goddamn that was pure art.

Cidius

02-24-2008, 12:56 PM

I dunno I was kinda bored, and well...

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