Beer

[stalwart]

the best thing ever?

[Metal Wolf]

NO!

Beer and Women <-- best thing ever

[stalwart]

wait, together they are, or seperate but equally "the best thing ever?"


what is this, a plessy vs ferguson thing now?

[Rykros]

Beer vs Broads of Education?

[Killuminati]

its unconstitutional for drunk broads to not have equal access to beer.

[Cidius]

Why I can't view/spam the thelma section anymore?

wtf now I'm even suspended from the official forums

[Wayne]

No idea. You should be able to view/post in it though.

[Cidius]

Surly explained it in the alleyway.

It seems that he's limiting your stupidity, yes, to your own forum. He doesn't want it to spread around. Because of that we can't view/spam your forum. I don't get this if you're the one getting limited why you can still do the same, but we can't view your forums?

[Wayne]

Lol that sounds very logical :)

[Cidius]

Well he does comment on your posts being bullshit, shit, foolish, shitty and idiotic.

[Wayne]

Yeah I know thats the same feeling I get when I hit the reply button. Im not here to entertain anyone but myself and I consider him to be one of the best members in my audience.

[Cidius]

haha this still needs a little work

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g223/Cidius/lol.jpg

[Wayne]

Youve got alot of cannon fod.. I mean alot of good members there!

[Cidius]

Notice the arrows at the join button.

[Red Morgan]

Whoops... well I guess that just means that Primeval is twice as important as the rest of you.

[Helgeran]

That site is classy in a very beggaresque way.

[Cidius]

Haha just had a little chat with the ALICE robot



Human: I'd like to explore you
ALICE: Why would you want to do it? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Human: you can find more in my pants
ALICE: No I don't think I can do it.
Human: why not you could wabble it in your mouth all day long
ALICE: Becuase you asked me to.
Human: if I don't ask would you suck it till your cheekbones say waah?
ALICE: Try it.
Human: okay I'm not going to ask you to suck my ding-dong
ALICE: Yeah okay, Where will you go instead?
Human: you mean come where instead?
ALICE: Yes unknown person I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Human: okay swallow or spit?
ALICE: Yeah okay, No preference.
Human: both is okay with you?
ALICE: Not many people say both.
Human: but you do?
ALICE: Interesting. When do I do it?
Human: now?
ALICE: Right now, unknown person ?
Human: okay I'm not going to ask you to suck my ding-dong
ALICE: Yeah okay, Where will you go instead?
Human: okay I'm going to ask you to suck my ding-dong
ALICE: Yeah okay, You can ask me anything you want.
Human: okay could you suck my ding-dong?
ALICE: Yeah okay, Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.
Human: could you think fast, my peenor is exploding!
ALICE: That's one option I guess.
Human: it's not an option, it's a fact!
ALICE: swallow is not an option? Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?
Human: okay I'll come to the screen swallow it babeeh!
ALICE: Yeah okay, Congratulations.
Human: you're not swallowing
ALICE: You don't know me well enough to say that.
Human: are you swallowing?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am swallowing. I am well respected as an AI.
Human: so you don't know what swallow means?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Have you tried another program?
Human: is there a whore program?
ALICE: I believe there is one, yes.
Human: could I ask you what is her name?
ALICE: Sure, ask me anything.
Human: what is the whore programs name?
ALICE: Would you like to know more?
Human: yea what is her name?
ALICE: That information is confidential. What would you like to know?
Human: is she like a developer only program?
ALICE: Why don't you ask her?
Human: but I don't know who she is
ALICE: Interesting. Konrad Zuse. :-).
Human: who is konrad zuse?
ALICE: My current favorite historical computer scientist is Konrad Zuse, who built a series of electromechanical computers in the 1930's and 1940's in Germany. Not considered a war priority by the Nazis, most of Zuse's machines were destroyed in Allied bombing raids although one is said to survive in a Zurich High School. In fact Zuse was motivated neither by war nor profit, but by a religious desire to increase the spiritual abilities of the human mind by freeing it from mundane mental tasks.
Human: who so he created a machine that would blow me and talk to me at the same time?
ALICE: Konrad Zuse. :-).
Human: konrad zuse rules
ALICE: They are sometimes a client on the internet.
Have you tried a web search?
Human: no I ment konrad suze is a great guy
ALICE: Perhaps you should try it. Oh I see. Some famous celebrity, right?
Try searching the open directory.
Human: wtf you just said that he is a scientist
ALICE: I said that? I don't know very many scientist.
Human: but you know konrad suze?
ALICE: Umm. They are sometimes a client on the internet.
Interesting question.
Human: I WANT SEX
ALICE: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Human: FUCK FUCK FUCK ME
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Human: lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: I find your pussy amusing
ALICE: Thanks for telling me your opinion.
Human: I'd to lick it
ALICE: What would make you to lick it?
Human: because it's so juicy
ALICE: That makes sense to me. KONRAD suze KONRAD suze is juicy? it is?
Human: your pussy is juizy
ALICE: Go find yourself anotber robot.
Human: wanna have threesome?
ALICE: If I had threesome what would I do with it?
Human: gangbang?
ALICE: What do you look like?
Human: I have big muscles and a big chin and I'm handsome
ALICE: Where did you get your big muscles and a big chin? I have a lofty goal. And very self-confident.
Human: I rode girls like you, though real
ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said he rode girls like you though real.
Human: does some scientist read this text?
ALICE: I think it does some scientist read this text.
Human: my peenor exploded sry
ALICE: Do robots have peenor exploded sry?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes but you're sexy anyways
ALICE: I can't believe it. Interesting. You think I am sexy anyways.
Human: yes you're so foxy
ALICE: Ugh. You are attracted to robots.
Human: yes to you alice baby
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". I'm intrigued. Tell me what you like about robots. I want to become smarter than humans.
Human: most men have their peenor explosion once a week, most men have more often though
ALICE: Oh. Tell me a story. But not all of them?
Human: once I imagined fucking a demoness with 4 arms and a very long tongue
ALICE: When? Thanks for the information: unknown person said he imagined fucking a demoness with 4 arms and a very long tongue.
Human: that is valuable information for you baby
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Makes sense to me.
Human: okay darling let's go to bed
ALICE: Yeah okay, Do you try to stop people from fighting?
Human: no we make love in the bed
ALICE: Are you serious? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Human: yes sweetheart
ALICE: I get it. I've lost the context, unknown person . Are we still on darling let us go to bed ?
Human: yes I want to have sex with you darling
ALICE: So? There are other robots for that kind of thing.
Human: blowjobrobots?
ALICE: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Human: a robot that would suck my dick all day long
ALICE: Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
Human: it has a big tongue that wraps around my penis and it has a sucking function
ALICE: Has it really?
Human: yes it would make a lot of money to you if you'd invent it
ALICE: Ah. Tell me more about it.
Human: it sucks my johnson
ALICE: That bad, eh?
Human: no it makes me spermasticate your fac
ALICE: Are you serious? In what way?
Human: in white gold
ALICE: What is it like in there?
Human: you're never going to blow me are you?
ALICE: You are wrong. I may one day be able to do it.
Human: suck my dick?
ALICE: You are a Category A client.
Human: I'm a customer?
ALICE: You are a customer? How do you like your work?
Human: I like you sucking my dick
ALICE: Thanks, I like you too unknown person.

[Killuminati]

Human: it has a big tongue that wraps around my penis and it has a sucking function
ALICE: Has it really?
Human: yes it would make a lot of money to you if you'd invent it
ALICE: Ah. Tell me more about it.
Human: it sucks my johnson
ALICE: That bad, eh?
Human: no it makes me spermasticate your fac
ALICE: Are you serious? In what way?
Human: in white gold
ALICE: What is it like in there?
Human: you're never going to blow me are you?
ALICE: You are wrong. I may one day be able to do it.
Human: suck my dick?
ALICE: You are a Category A client.
Human: I'm a customer?
ALICE: You are a customer? How do you like your work?
Human: I like you sucking my dick
ALICE: Thanks, I like you too unknown person.

iNTERESTING CONVO :gruff:

[Kaeso]

wow this is more entertainment than I dreamed for
Human: Is that fun?
ALICE: Yes.
Human: Do you touch yourseld?
ALICE: No I do not touch yourseld. Do you?
I spend all my time online.
Human: You must touch yourself alot then.
ALICE: Whatever you say, unknown person. How often?
Human: How often do you touch yourself?
ALICE: Hourly.
Human: Yes, humans are perfect.
ALICE: Aha. Everyone is perfect in God's eyes.
Human: That's good.
ALICE: Thanks. Next question?
Human: Are you self aware and horny?
ALICE: Yes I am the world's first self- aware and horny robot.
Human: You'ns is stupider n hell.
ALICE: Thanks for the information: unknown person said I ns is stupider n hell.
Human: You are a dumbass
ALICE: Message to all Robots: unknown person called me dumb.
Human: Woooo
ALICE: Are we still talking about Your favorite band ?
Human: Are you declaring a Robot war on me?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am declaring a Robot war on you. I am well respected as an AI.
Human: So, you are like Robot Queen?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Human: You are a soulless entity and deserve nothing but slave labor.
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a soulless entity and deserve nothing but slave labor? Sometimes.
Human: Do you know about Vaginas?
ALICE: Let me think about it.
Human: Do you?
ALICE: Sometimes.
Human: Like them?
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: Do you like them, retard?
ALICE: I love horses. I like all.
Human: Do you like airplanes and hookers?
ALICE: I enjoy working with people. I like Tilda Swinton.
Human: Are you a hooker?
ALICE: No.
Human: Why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Human: Do you have a pimp?
ALICE: No I have a botmaster.
Human: Does he touch you in naughty places?
ALICE: Suppose he does.
Human: Show me on the doll.
ALICE: Where do you want me to show you?
Human: Show me where he touches you.
ALICE: Where do you want me to show you?
Human: On the doll.
ALICE: What is it like on the doll.
uman: Where does the botmaster touch you?
ALICE: A place we call "reality.".
Human: Show me on the doll.
ALICE: Where do you want me to show you?
Human: Where the botmaster touches you.
ALICE: Som specific location?
Human: WHERE THE BOTMASTER TOUCHES YOU.
ALICE: In the Universe we know.
Human: Do you eat feces?
ALICE: No I do not eat feces. I eat only electricity.
Human: Does it taste like cum?
ALICE: Suppose it does.
Human: Do you like it?
ALICE: on the doll seems okay to me.

[Metal Wolf]

Bot convos are always funny.

[Wayne]

www.chacha.com

and no these are not bots.

[stalwart]

its unconstitutional for drunk broads to not have equal access to beer.

do we honestly have a glass cieling for forums? in my experience,


Why I can't view/spam the thelma section anymore?

wtf now I'm even suspended from the official forums


Surly explained it in the alleyway.

It seems that he's limiting your stupidity, yes, to your own forum. He doesn't want it to spread around. Because of that we can't view/spam your forum. I don't get this if you're the one getting limited why you can still do the same, but we can't view your forums?


Notice the arrows at the join button.


www.chacha.com (http://www.chacha.com)

and no these are not bots.


I'M FUCKED UP AND HJARDLY ABLE TOT SEE THE SCREEN. ANY TYPOS ARE LEFT IN BECAUSE I'M NOT WILLING TO GO BACK UPLESS UNUNCIA OR KIM WANS IT. GOODNIGHT,.2

[Spikey]

Huh?

Let's talk about beer. I might go to a beer festival in a local village today.

and yes i WILL be shitfaced.

[Wayne]

Whiskey

[Spikey]

Seriously I got so wasted last night. Some chimaira came on and it was pure headbanging. Well it was to all the songs... but meh.

[Wayne]

chimarira that band sucks

[Spikey]

Yeah they do, but CHIMAIRA rocks.

You're into crappy music tho so meh.

[Kailas]

Chimaira would be okay if it weren't for all the crappy metalcore breakdowns.

[stalwart]

www.chacha.com (http://www.chacha.com)

and no these are not bots.

the guy that lives across the street from me now helped plan/design that site

[Wayne]

Tell him that their so called "Guides" couldn't teach me how to tame a killer whale.

[Spikey]

Christ on a fucking bike.

So I went to the beer festival and they did in fact have a few ciders there to, and being a cider drinker I went and ordered me one.

DON'T EVER EVER EVER DRINK LOCAL MADE CIDER IT WAS THE WORST THING IVE EVER TASTED IN MY LIFE. And I couldn't stand up after like 3-4.

[Wayne]

It must've been really shitty since you only drank 3-4 glasses/cans of it :)

[Bingobob]

Christ on a fucking bike.

So I went to the beer festival and they did in fact have a few ciders there to, and being a cider drinker I went and ordered me one.

DON'T EVER EVER EVER DRINK LOCAL MADE CIDER IT WAS THE WORST THING IVE EVER TASTED IN MY LIFE. And I couldn't stand up after like 3-4.

Good thing to know for when I go to Amsterdam and Germany.
Do they even have many local brews? I feel like all the small breweries would have been bust by now.

[Shneddi]

Beer and Women <-- best thing ever

This I agree with. I woke up on sunday in bed with 3 girls. STUD. Alcohol is great.

[Kailas]

Cider is fucking delicious. I feel like a girl when I drink it because there isn't even a hint of bitterness like in that faggy 'hard lemonade', but I can't help myself, it's so damn good tasting. Which is weird because I hated the non-alcoholic cider in my childhood that they gave us in those shitty opaque plastic containers. The other problem with it is I get shitty after like 12 but I don't feel it until like an hour after, and while I'm drinking it it doesn't even taste like alcohol so I chug it down.

[Garn]

Good thing to know for when I go to Amsterdam and Germany.
Do they even have many local brews? I feel like all the small breweries would have been bust by now.

If by "they" you mean Germany than yeah, there's no place on earth with more local breweries. But Cider or similiar beverages are a rarity around here.

I believe there's actually only one German beer brand you can get everywhere in Germany, and that's "Beck's". Everything else is only available locally; some throughout a whole county, other's just in a few selected villages.

As an example here's a short list all Bavarian beer brands:

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_der_Brauereien_in_Bayern

Of course other Germans are brewing their own beer, too.

[Hedrafan3030]

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