Wombat slapping

[Fylraen]

This is a pretty cool new message board.

I've actually seen a wombat before - they're really big and sorta lazy, and they don't like frost.

I wonder who would win a fight between a pack of weasels and a wombat?

[Surly]

Weasels. I want a wombat so bad... it's the perfect pet. It scares easily, falls over when it tries to run, and just lays around all day. It's like a cat, only fatter and without a shred of dexterity.

[MaxTheDwarf]

What the hell is this?

[Atnas]

This part of the forums is called "The frosty wombat inn" for some reason.

[Trong]

so, are we trying to define ourselves through what pets we want or something?
:biggrin:

[stalwart]

surly, sounds like you need those goats that when scared, their knees lock up and they fall over.

somehow they made it through natural selection. youtube the video or something, cause i'm too fucking lazy, but it is hilarious.




also, you could fuck it.

[Fylraen]

That's really hot!

[Stark]

I thought this was a serious roleplay guild. What's with all the bestiality talk? C'mon guys, little kids might be reading this. If you keep that kind of potty mouth talk up I will bash your fucking skull in with my WARHAMMER.


And then I will have my way with you...

[Atnas]

As far as I have seen (I never was a part of any major game though) we aren't doing much roleplaying at all, unless someone roleplays with us first.

[Helgeran]

Wow, a polar bear with a back mounted spear cannon.

[MaxTheDwarf]

Dude, that was uncalled for Mongo. hahahah Mongo, the guy from blazing saddles.

[Helgeran]

I only think of Mongo från yttre rymden & hans fiender (http://sml.mine.nu/mongo.html).

[Surly]

I only think of Mongo från yttre rymden & hans fiender (http://sml.mine.nu/mongo.html).HEHU!!!!!!!

[Trong]

Mongo means like... retarded in swedish.. FYI :P

[Surly]

I really wish stark would join our guild, but I think he thinks he's too cool for us.

[Atnas]

I really wish stark would join our guild, but I think he thinks he's too cool for us.

He's a part of Al-Gebra.

[Surly]

Al-lol-gonna-fall-apart more like it.

[Stark]

Al-lol-gonna-fall-apart more like it.

Mostly true.

[stalwart]

are there any al-gebra not banned?

[Stark]

Me. :gruff:

[Surly]

Hehu!

[Atnas]

Din pungjävel, fattar du inte att motorsågen alltid försöker mörda dig?

[Surly]

don't talk about my daddy like that

[Helgeran]

Your dad was a chainsaw?

[Surly]

Of course.

[Helgeran]

I pity your mother.

[Garn]

Now I'm really curious what Surly looks like...

[Atnas]

Now I'm really curious what Surly looks like...

Really? I am not!

[Surly]

Hehu!

[Atnas]

They have english (lol) versions, but they are even better if you understand swedish. Try downloading one!

[Metal Wolf]

are there any al-gebra not banned?
I think Brannoc has a thing for me, I've avoided betting banned for some blatent rule breaking crap.

[Atnas]

Hey there... Metal Wolf?

[Helgeran]

Anvil forum is the new hip place to hang out. How's UDF?

[Duervar]

Reasons Dwarves should't wear red armor.
1. It makes them look like fire hydrants to Mahirim.

Reasons Dwarves should wear red armor.
1. The armor can be electrified.
2. All the Mahirim will see is a fire hydrant.

[Metal Wolf]

Anvil forum is the new hip place to hang out. How's UDF?

Its getting to the point where you need to poke it with a stick to see if its still living.


Oh, and electrified armor ... :(

[Damieon Darkbender]

Theres nothing wrong with electrified armor, just make sure you dont piss on yourself.

[Surly]

Theres nothing wrong with electrified armor, just make sure you dont piss on yourself.
Damn, that's like my whole weekend. Ruined! And for what? Electric armor... bah.

[Wayne]

That Salazar guy is a faggot.

This is the new hip place mainly because there's no Brannoc here and we have Surly.

[Surly]

Brannoc is a chump!

[MaxTheDwarf]

Great, we're the new hangout.

[Harmar]

shut it max, you might get laid if everyone hangs out here

[MaxTheDwarf]

You should start selling yourself out. I'm sure everyone will go for you with that nice happy sig of yours.

[Samael Korrigus]

Wambat's rock... so do badgers!

[Chamoke]

I think UDF is slowly dying. This site is kind of hard to find. I don't feel like bookmarking it, or typing it out in my browser bar. It also doesn't show up in google unless you put anvil society and surly. I thought everyone would want to know this. Oh, and one last thing. Surly, you should invite Treefingers in your guild. I want the little guy to have a proper home.

[Metal Wolf]

But not that myspace humping freak Dulu.

Oh thats right ... you foot high bunch of freaks have a myspace ass love thread too.

Why dont you all go to the UDF and blog on it about how your GF just dumped you with the Purple Text Barron.

[Surly]

I think UDF is slowly dying. This site is kind of hard to find. I don't feel like bookmarking it, or typing it out in my browser bar. It also doesn't show up in google unless you put anvil society and surly. I thought everyone would want to know this. Oh, and one last thing. Surly, you should invite Treefingers in your guild. I want the little guy to have a proper home.I have, multiple times. He won't come :(

Go bash in his head.

[MaxTheDwarf]

But not that myspace humping freak Dulu.

Oh thats right ... you foot high bunch of freaks have a myspace ass love thread too.

Why dont you all go to the UDF and blog on it about how your GF just dumped you with the Purple Text Barron.


How about you go blog about being a dog. I'm sure you will get lots of views.

[Chamoke]

I sent him a lovely PM. Hopefully he will soon be snuggling in your bosom.

[Metal Wolf]

Just remember to use protection, you know how those hippy tree hugging elfes get.

[Chamoke]

He apparently hates Surly, ownt.

[Surly]

What, really? no way, he can't. I love him too much for him to hate me.

[Chamoke]

He thought you sent me to convince him, and he got angry at me. But I was just looking out for him. I guess I was asking too much, I just didn't want to see UDF die, and treefingers to be lost forever in cyber space.

[Metal Wolf]

Poor basterd all alone with only the porn bots and rr to keep him company.