Cattlebomb

[Kaeso]

I was introduced to the word Cattlebomb last night. Apparently it is a form of sexual intercourse where you place your penis in a fat chicks anus and hammer or "bomb" it as hard as you can.

The joy I feel in adding this word to my vocabulary is....like real big (like the cattle i am gonna bomb).

[Cidius]

Who the fuck would want to do that?

[Wayne]

Cattlebombers lol thanks for enlightening us

[Kaeso]

Who the fuck would want to do that?

The real question is:

What kind of Apple-Pie eating American would not want to do this. The concept of Cattlebomb is directly tied into the American Dream.

[Cidius]

Removed the old sig, it was hard to read my own posts.

[Garn]

Who or what is BKB?

[Cidius]

Black Knight Brotherhood

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[Atnas]

Black Knight Brotherhood? But they... they suck!

Also, I liked The Simpsons more.

[Cidius]

You mean the one I have on the official?

[Red Morgan]

Kaeso, why do you make me hate you so?

Also... I only wish we could live up to BKB's standards! lol

[Kaeso]

Hey if you cannot appreciate the anal reaming of a fat chick you can just get right the fuck out of America. As a matter of fact you can go to one of them asian countries your p-tom is so hard for. Fat women do not exist over in them parts! Go ahead, have your rice queen!

I will take all the fatties that this country can throw at me!

What is America?
APPLE PIE
BASEBALL
CONVENIENT PATRIOTISM
BLAMING EVERYTHING ON 9/11
HAVING SEX WITH FATTIES
WHITE MALE DOMINANCE


God bless Bill Clinton.

[Garn]

I don't mind obese women, but what disturbs me is the anal penetration.

[Red Morgan]

I concur!

[Kailas]

Dude, there's nothing better when you don't have protection. If you're feeling reaaal adventurous (this is what I hear, this isn't from personal experience) you get a girl to stick her finger up YOUR arse and massage your prostate. I haven't tried it yet, but one day when I'm really really really toes-up intoxicated...

[Garn]

Having a female finger up my butt is okay, having my dick in hers isn't. And when there isn't any protection (most girls nowadays take the Pill anyways) I rather do oral stuff.

[Killuminati]

I rather ram my dick in her ass than get a finger full in my buttocks. Anyways thanks for the new vocabulary its always great to learn about nasty shit like this. I still remember the day I learned the phrase reach-around that was hilarious.

[Kaeso]

Anyone that says the do not like it probably has not tried anal sex with a female.

[Helgeran]

:thumb:

[Brilliant]

Threads like these are the reason I pay for internet connection. Actually, I don't really pay, but if I didn't get it for free, threads like these would be the reason I would buy it.

[Rykros]

Threads like these are the reason I pay for internet connection. Actually, I don't really pay, but if I didn't get it for free, threads like these would be the reason I would buy it.

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