how many drunken beggars does it taken to screw in a ligtbulb

[treefingers]

2 because ones not smart enough
:rofl:

[Helgeran]

That's a lame joke but it wasn't lame enough to be funny :/

[treefingers]

what if i had said 3?

[Kaeso]

You could have said "I don't know because they are all to drunk to screw in a light bulb." That would have worked

[treefingers]

quick i think they heard us

[Killuminati]

die treefingers!!! :guns::skull::stabbed:

[Red Morgan]

2 because ones not smart enough
:rofl:

omg I peed!

[stalwart]

omg I peed!

before or after you heard the joke?

[Cidius]

How many beggars it takes to gangrape treefingers?

2

[Kailas]

A better answer would have been 9:
1 to screw it in
and 8 to pool the money together to buy the bulb

[Rufus]

3. One to unscrew the lightbulb from somewhere else, one to carry it to where it's needed, and one to be laying on the ground moaning with a hangover, cursing the evil light that makes his head hurt worse.

[Isamael]

Damn, someone pulled the "Screw treefingers"-joke before I did.

[losinglife]

2, other wise its just masterbation

[Rufus]

2, other wise its just masterbation

Good answer. Now question 2. How did beggars ever afford a lightbulb big enough for that?(muchless a lightbulb at all?!)

[Bashur]

How many Thelemite's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




















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No clue, but I'm doing your mom right now.

[Rufus]

Typing with your feet then, yes?

[arcturussage]

Typing with your feet then, yes?

laptop on her back. Makes playing games during sex a breeze!

[Rykros]

laptop on her back. Makes playing games during sex a breeze!

That's actually a really kick ass idea, I'm surprised nobodies made an internet macro of that yet with "Best GF EVAR" in bold repeated letters

[Rufus]

Because the people who would use it are the ones who don't have girlfriends...

[Rykros]

I think I know of a few people who could actually get that to work with some light coersion