HAAII GUYS wanna see some boobs?

[Freya]

So I wanted to join your guild because Dartuche has been going on about how awesome and funny you guys are, and cause pillaging, plundering and general all around slaughter as a guild charter just really appeals to me. I went onto the main website and filled out the application but couldn't send it :confused:

So I'm gonna post here and hope for the best.

I'm 21 and live in Australia and Dartuche is my best friend. I play WoW most of the time and my favourite game in life is hunt or be hunted; stalking my prey is the best game ever. My first choice was to be a Mahirrim but after some discussion Dartuche and I decided to play elf/wolfies on another server and play humans on the DBC server (if I get accepted anyway) cause we agreed that getting mercilessly slaughtered by your guildmates is only funny the first three hundred times.

I haven't been in a guild before because I'm a bit of a lone wolf player, but Dartuche really convinced me of your selling points. I wanted to join because debauchery, drunkeness, looting, pillaging and wholescale slaughter again, I really just love the general attitude the DBC has going.

So anyway if someone could tell me how to apply (because the website wouldn't let me) that would be totally awesome.

[LordTenacious]

Oh fuck. Hide the vegemite.

[Dartuche]

MMwaahaahaaa.

Yeah what Freya said is so true, I watched her try to apply and there was no 'send' button it totally sucked.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/98/254939971_a15c7d9487_o.jpg


SOOO I think we should let her into the guild because Freya is totally awesome and heaps of fun to be around except for when she's being evil and picking on me :stabbed: So she'll get on reaaaalllyyyy well with you lot!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/84/254939976_19cfd7b4fd_o.jpg

She is also buying a mike specifically cause I told her she isn't allowed in the DBC without one :grrr: her computer can't run niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger atm but she's buying a whole new GAMING puter soon and the bitch is making it better than my sexy beast of a computer :fuck you:

I'm finishing up with this because me and Freya lol'd so hard when we saw it.

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h220/hermansonc/huge_boobs.jpg

[Freya]

But you can spread it on so many things, vegemite is yummy, :p

[Shneddi]

Powerpoint presentation involving boobs.

[Red Morgan]

I don't know what it is, but this thread seems to be highly persuasive...

[Motavia]

Estrogen is like roofies.

[Wotterpipe]

HAI FREYA!

[Kran De Loy]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3504/3279510634_cf1d701a02.jpg?v=0

[bigcracker]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v377/phillyguy413/Funny%20Pics/bewbscopy.jpg

[Kran De Loy]

If your going for something, you may as well go all the way for it.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b76/GeminiBaneZ/firefox_boob.jpg

[bigcracker]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v377/phillyguy413/Funny%20Pics/FU.gif

[Kran De Loy]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3528/3278689405_131eb1318c.jpg?v=0

[Freya]

You drunken fools, I still can't apply on the application page,

Woot someone loves me! Wotterpipe, Hi'ay *hughs him*

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-04/funny-cat.jpg

[Bashur]

I'm so confused.

[Kran De Loy]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3369/3279713288_75f114d662.jpg?v=0

Just.. ya know. 'Cause this is awesome.

[Zieen]

I'm fine with Aussies in the guild. Just warn me before you post pictures of yourself so I can not read the thread. I like to pretend you all look like Isla Fisher.... the dudes all look like that Aussie doctor from House.

[Freya]

What do you mean protend? Of course we all look like her.

I'm going to assume seeming my memeber thingy now say
'Member of the Drunken Beggar Clan'
That I'm in, woot!

Let the looting and begging begin!

[Ashten]

I'm fine with Aussies in the guild. Just warn me before you post pictures of yourself so I can not read the thread. I like to pretend you all look like Isla Fisher.... the dudes all look like that Aussie doctor from House.

Isla Fisher is some serious hottness. Aussies as a general rule though are all cool as hell. The more the better I say.

[Ashten]

Oh yeah, do we really need to vote on this one? We all know Morgan needs his wench posse. Someone wake up the lazy app. bot guys. Isa where are you?

[Ashten]

Yeah and last thing, more boobs please. :wink:

[Freya]

If you Insist... Ashten, hi

http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/10-Minutes-Of-Staring-Boobs-Daily-Prolongs-Man-039-s-Life-by-5-Years-2.jpg

All I have to say about this picture is what the fuck? If their real I really am drunk!

http://www.bennadel.com/resources/uploads/coldfusion_boobs.jpg

[Kran De Loy]

Yeah and last thing, more boobs please. :wink:

OKAY!

1 (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3332/3277152757_b50c7e86ca.jpg?v=0) 2 (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3432/3277973712_d7f8088230.jpg?v=0) 3 (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3118/3281109524_e2265fb1e6.jpg?v=0) 4 (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3162/3281109442_33e421b5ac.jpg?v=0) 5 (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3270/3281131330_a78a75669f.jpg?v=0)

1 (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3494/3281131292_1fac7d1675.jpg?v=0) 2 (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3586/3280289275_20955ced8f.jpg?v=0) 3 (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3301/3280311143_e8362ac065.jpg?v=0) 4 (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3151/3280289155_66b16018e9.jpg?v=0) 5 (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3423/3281131264_a798a92e1d.jpg?v=0)

1 (http://www.flickr.com/photos/35336070@N05/3281109434/) 2 (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3437/3280311083_353a512dfe.jpg?v=0) 3 (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3585/3280311077_d3b1c86de2.jpg?v=0) 4 (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3151/3280311061_076ea9d175.jpg?v=0) 5 (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3507/3280311063_22cd81568a.jpg?v=0)

1 (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3650/3280310951_2e7fbaaab7.jpg?v=0) 2 (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3226/3280311003_019d9f543a.jpg?v=0) 3 (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3253/3280310985_4eb170c990.jpg?v=0) 4 (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3638/3281131100_a5ac1d9bd7.jpg?v=0) 5 (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3295/3280289399_3acaef2b13.jpg?v=0)

Warning: This shit ain't safe for work. And it's not all smexy. A few of them are just random funny picts I throw up 'cause I want someone to use one in a sig and make me feel important.

And pay me a finder's fee.

[Wotterpipe]

You drunken fools, I still can't apply on the application page,

Woot someone loves me! Wotterpipe, Hi'ay *hughs him*

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-04/funny-cat.jpg

Hey looks like you were an easy applicant. Welcome aboard :merriment: