I know my name's spelt wrong, I like it that way

[Paranoid Skizophrenic]

Sup, my name's Josh. I just applied to join the clan and thought I should slap a post on the forums to introduce myself.

I've been a MMOaholic since my days in Runescape (oh, the shame) and I've played tons of MMOs, from WoW to SWG to Planetside, my most recent MMO being FFXI.

I've yet to play an MMO that offers sufficient freedom and PvP that doesn't blow monkey ass, and so I've turned my hopes to niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger.

Aside from that, I was lookin for a clan that can break up my random acts of violence with hilarity and style, and I hope I found it.

And for no apparent reason, this hilarious emoticon: :merriment:

[Wotterpipe]

Misspelled names aren't allowed here. Fuck off.

[Motavia]

If someone named Eli shows up to apply to Anvil next week I'm calling shennanigans.

[Spades]

lol it's Ammon777!

[Paranoid Skizophrenic]

I geuss I'm out of the loop; who's Eli and Ammon?

[LordTenacious]

You, that's who.

[Paranoid Skizophrenic]

Great...I'll just add Multiple Personality Disorder to paranoia and schizophrenia.

[Rykros]

If someone named Eli shows up to apply to Anvil next week I'm calling shennanigans.

They don't already have another Nate do they?

[Jibbirz]

I'm guessing there's one who is a thelemite

[Dartuche]

So do your alternate personas ever have fights with each other, and are all like NO BITCH HE"S MINE and FUCK IT'S MMMYYYY BOOOOODY!!!!!

Do you punch yourself in the face when you fight?

And Ammon is scary and got done over good by Surly, from what I heard.

You excited about niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger? =0

[Helgeran]

Mr. Diesluksia would be a cooler name!

[Paranoid Skizophrenic]

To answer your questions Dartuche

1) until today, my personalities knew nothing of each other.

2) On occasion, yes

3) uhhh...ok

4) yes, I'm extremely excited about niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger, but I expect another delay in release.

And to Helgeran:

Nuh-uh!

[Gromit]

Are you more scary than Dartuche? If not do you think you could become more scary?

[Kran De Loy]

Are you more scary than Dartuche? If not do you think you could become more scary?

Nothing is more scary than women gamers. Nothing.










Well, maybe this... (http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z320/sngign/adc/clown_porn_480.jpg)

[Gromit]

Where do I get a copy?

[Motavia]

They don't already have another Nate do they?

http://forums.anvilsociety.com/showthread.php?t=4397


In real life, my names Nate. I live in Ohio, USA and am currently going to college to be a Physical Therapist.

Mhmmm.

[Dartuche]

Woo, I'ma scary person o.0 I'd hope I'm not as scary as clown porn tho, that shit is just messed up. Clowns are supposed to jump out of dark damp places with clothes ON, not stark naked. That would scar me for life, I reckon.

So Paranoid, are you prepared to beg and scam your way to notoriety? Your alts could take turns playing DFO for you!

[Gromit]

Woo, I'ma scary person o.0 I'd hope I'm not as scary as clown porn tho, that shit is just messed up. Clowns are supposed to jump out of dark damp places with clothes ON, not stark naked. That would scar me for life, I reckon.

So Paranoid, are you prepared to beg and scam your way to notoriety? Your alts could take turns playing DFO for you!

Managed to get a copy of that clown vid and I have to say it wasn't that good as a whole. The scene with bobo and the dog was quite interesting however! I'm sure most of you may also be dissapointed to hear there were no children in this flick. On a whole, it'll make you feel less dirty than furry porn though!

So in conclusion I find the clown porn vid much less scary than Dartuche. Although if we somehow managed to get her a clown suit, a sausage dog that might ACTUALLY be pretty close to being scary.

[Dartuche]

I'll wear a sailor moon costume isntead, thanks! Clowns creep me out, and trying to get all the make up off afterwards would be a major pain in the arse.... You'd prolly enjoy that part tho, Tossball :stabbed:

[Thatcher]

Honoes it's Ammon777!

[Paco]

Mr. Diesluksia would be a cooler name!

Or Mr. Attentiondishorderohlookitsashiny.

[Gromit]

I'll wear a sailor moon costume isntead, thanks! Clowns creep me out, and trying to get all the make up off afterwards would be a major pain in the arse.... You'd prolly enjoy that part tho, Tossball :stabbed:

No but there could be a market for that!

[Paranoid Skizophrenic]

I must say, these forums have the most confusing, topic-switching, ADD-loving, psycho-babble spitting posts I have ever seen.:grrr:

The perversion is okay though :thumb:

[Gromit]

It could be worse. We could all be furries and this could actually be a Furcadia clan.

Is that perverse enough for you?

[Paranoid Skizophrenic]

It depends on what you furries do in Furcadia online.

[Kran De Loy]

It depends on what you furries do in Furcadia online.

THIS! NEEDS! GOOGLE IMAGES!

This is what I found on the first page of google images after looking up furcadia.

1 (http://www.djkovu.dk/Killy%20Yiff/chicken%20Wire-dragonred%20yiff.jpg) 2 (http://furcadia.com/tenth/showgirlcatlogo.jpg) 3 (http://img.wonkette.com/assets/resources/2008/04/mcain_furry.jpg) 4 (http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/ScooterRooter/Motivators/furries.jpg) 5 (http://scienceblogs.com/omnibrain/furry.jpg) 6 (http://pampelmoose.com/mimg/furry_sex.jpg) 7 (http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13255/49_2007/furries3.jpg)

[Paranoid Skizophrenic]

lmao, thats funny.:rofl:

[Gromit]

For fucks sake... My new keyboard is now covered in tea...

[Paranoid Skizophrenic]

Still waiting to be accepted :bean:

[Paranoid Skizophrenic]

I'm up for review, so vote for me! :guns:

[Wotterpipe]

Are you?

[Paranoid Skizophrenic]

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Re: DBC Membership Application

Monday, February 2, 2009 11:57 AM

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Thanks for the speedy reply. I liked what I saw, enough so to put you up for review by the beggars, if they can pull themselves out of their drunken stupor long enough to do so. This voting process normally takes a day or so, upon which I will get back to you, hopefully with good news. You can increase your chances by creating an account on the anvil forums and posting something in the introduction forums. I'll get back to you as soon as I can, good luck!



Just got this e-mail, fortunately this post has been up for awhile. So, yeah...vote!