This place looks way too pretty...

[Heinrich_TFM]

Yeah I'm still alive, sorry Surly you lose again.

Why you always betting that I'm dead? Fuckin' pessimist :)

[Surly]

wtf is tfm?

[Savant]

Come deliver me a truckload of something.

[Harmar]

I thought we gave him up as a virgin sacrifice to the fire gods! What the fuck Surly...

Hey Heiny, Harmar missed your TLC

[MaxTheDwarf]

Where the hell did you come from?

[stalwart]

http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/zombies_sf_6.jpg

ZOMBIES.

[Heinrich_TFM]

I came from the real world... a sick and sad place where no one should ever venture. Been offline for like a year, driving around the godamn country putting up with shitty ass east coast weather, fuckin' blizzards and hailstorms, tornadoes in the midwest like one after another holy shit, all of northern Texas was a solid block of ice for like 2 weeks, must be global warming. Had enough of it so I quit, back home now driving for FedEx locally... like it alot better.

Whoever lives on the east coast or midwest, I tip my hat... your weather sucks balls and you put up with it :)

EDIT: Those zombies don't look very convincing...

[Duervar]

Heh, I actually miss the tornadoes and thunderstorms of the midwest. At least the wind stops long enough for you to breathe. In Montana the wind is like 25-60mph non stop for 8 months straight.

Welcome back btw. :)

Funny though how we were just talking about your likely demise, and yet you show up not more than a week later.

[stalwart]

I came from the real world... a sick and sad place where no one should ever venture. Been offline for like a year, driving around the godamn country putting up with shitty ass east coast weather, fuckin' blizzards and hailstorms, tornadoes in the midwest like one after another holy shit, all of northern Texas was a solid block of ice for like 2 weeks, must be global warming. Had enough of it so I quit, back home now driving for FedEx locally... like it alot better.

Whoever lives on the east coast or midwest, I tip my hat... your weather sucks balls and you put up with it :)

EDIT: Those zombies don't look very convincing...



i was probably drunk. dont remember making that post.

[Helgeran]

Welcome back! Omfg. The legion is dead btw, you can choose between beggars, vanilla sota or thelema. We're a bit bigger now that we've assimilated most of the hardcore forumfallers and udf.

[Harmar]

Where do you live now buddy?

I love you

Love,

[Wayne]

Thelma welcomes you back Heinrich!

[Heinrich_TFM]

Where do you live now buddy?

I love you

Love,

After reading this I dunno if I should tell you :)

And yeah the weather in Montana is jacked up too, didn't go there last year but the year before it seemed like the snow just never melted... ever.

Everyone still waiting on DF?

EDIT: And where's the thread where you guys said I was dead, I gotta see this

[Surly]

http://forums.anvilsociety.com/showthread.php?t=409

[MaxTheDwarf]

Welcome back! Omfg. The legion is dead btw, you can choose between beggars, vanilla sota or thelema. We're a bit bigger now that we've assimilated most of the hardcore forumfallers and udf.

Fuck he could be in anvil!

[Wayne]

Or better yet, he could be in Thelma!

[Red Morgan]

Or even better, The Drunken Beggar Clan.

[Cidius]

We'll give you the very special rank of vagrant! Only 5 people get it in our guild!

[Sonn]

After reading this I dunno if I should tell you :)

And yeah the weather in Montana is jacked up too, didn't go there last year but the year before it seemed like the snow just never melted... ever.

Everyone still waiting on DF?

EDIT: And where's the thread where you guys said I was dead, I gotta see this


You know, I gotta admit... I'm a little disappointed. I was always hoping I would have been the one voted most likely to feed worms.

:stabbed:

[Sonn]

Fuck he could be in anvil!
aye

[Trong]

Yeah I'm still alive, sorry Surly you lose again.

Why you always betting that I'm dead? Fuckin' pessimist :)



What makes you so sure hes a pessimist? =P


Welcome back!

(And yeah Im a dwarf now, and no, I didnt change it because the legion dissolved, I did it before :P)

[Heinrich_TFM]

What, only ONE vote!? Gone a whole year I shoulda been a sure bet!

And who are the Beggars and Thelema? Subs?

[Wayne]

Thelema is a subguild of SoA that will be specializing in battlefield harassment and infiltration tactics.

[Harmar]

All the people you know are in the society. The subs are full of neat and interesting people though

[Harmar]

Ok, wayne, calm down man, it's not a race. I'm sure he will be able to locate your sub-guild where it says Thelema on the forums.

[Wayne]

Uh I forgot to put it in the original message and this forum doesnt allow me to edit after 30 mins so I just put it in a new reply. I am not competing with anyone, just being helpful thats all.

[MaxTheDwarf]

Or better yet, he could be in Thelma!


Or even better, The Drunken Beggar Clan.
Both of you get the hell out of our reunion thread! ;)

[MaxTheDwarf]

What, only ONE vote!? Gone a whole year I shoulda been a sure bet!

And who are the Beggars and Thelema? Subs?

Yeah you will be filled in. They're both subs, and Red Morgan is the leader/councilor of Beggars, and thelema does not yet have anyone on the council.

[Wayne]

We have voted a councilor already. Its upto Surly when he gives the permission to use the title.

[Atnas]

I guess Wayne is the leader of Thelema?

[Wayne]

I guess.

[Chamoke]

I guess.

No, you are too much of a homo rapist to be the leader.

[MaxTheDwarf]

No, you are too much of a homo rapist to be the leader.

I think i'm going to sig that.

[MaxTheDwarf]

I think i'm going to sig that.

Done.

[Wayne]

No, you are too much of a homo rapist to be the leader.

Yeah you lead.

[Heinrich_TFM]

I can feel the love here, good to be back :)

Throw me in with the dorfs I guess... does this mean I gotta be a dorf now?

[Wayne]

SoA-regulars are all dorf afaik as are DBC. Thelma is Dwarf/Human +1 elf :)

[MaxTheDwarf]

Thelema really shouldn't have any elves, and Heinrich we could probably make a exception for you seeing that Savant is humand and he's a honorary lighthouse.

[Surly]

Mehhh. If he's willing to play a dwarf, don't ruin it.

[Metal Wolf]

I'm just here so we don't have any trouble with lawyers and equal opertunity bullshit. :stabbed:

Plus I'll eat any elf that tries to get in the city minus treefingers cause he has that sticly mace thing.

[Red Morgan]

We're all rolling Dragons in the DBC.

[Barrak]

Welcome back Heinrich, I'm sure you'll make the decision that you're the most comfortable with.



(dwarf dwarf dwarf dwarf....)

[Metal Wolf]

http://www.hrgb.org.uk/shop/images/MayolaMusic/puff%20the%20magic%20dragon.jpg

[MaxTheDwarf]

http://www.hrgb.org.uk/shop/images/MayolaMusic/puff%20the%20magic%20dragon.jpg

That's such a great song about a boy and his dragon.

[Heinrich_TFM]

Yeah I suppose I can play a dorf. I'll just have to get used to the idea of getting accidentally kicked in the face by people walking by who don't see my midget ass. Better develop a bad temper, and a massive drinking problem no doubt caused by severe depression because my beard is so huge I can't even see my own dick. Sweet, I've got this down already :merriment:

[Duervar]

Yeah I suppose I can play a dorf. I'll just have to get used to the idea of getting accidentally kicked in the face by people walking by who don't see my midget ass. Better develop a bad temper, and a massive drinking problem no doubt caused by severe depression because my beard is so huge I can't even see my own dick. Sweet, I've got this down already :merriment:

After all that time making fun of the vertically challenged, you are joining the dark side.

And remember, the depression is not because we can't see our own dicks, it is because we step on them so often.

[Brilliant]

This is so cool! Its the dead guy Surly talked about!!

[Heinrich_TFM]

Yep, I'm the dead guy.

[MaxTheDwarf]

Yep, I'm the dead guy.

The dead guy, that should be your rank.

[Heinrich_TFM]

Sweet, I'll be a one of a kind to be sure.

[Wayne]

When you hit 16k here you will literally become "another Matriel in the making"