Hey guys!

[skiz]

Just submitted an application and am looking forward to your review. On a more serious note I really am just looking forward to having fun with the game no matter what guild I am in. If i am accepted I will give it 110% and just overall have a blast PVPing and looking forward to meeting some great players. oh and I might add that I am intoxicated so I apologize if this doesn't make any sense.

[Gromit]

I knew a social worker who said 110% once.

He was over 50, had a beard, had big ears with several studs, wore a red bobble hat and drove a yellow MX-5.

He looked a lot like this guy actually

http://www.magical-murals.net/child_wall_mural_artist/noddy_big_ears.jpg

I hope that encourages you to never ever say 110% again.

[Jibbirz]

...I really am just looking forward to having fun with the game no matter what guild I am in...

you don't seem enthusiastic

[Numren]

All aboard the failboat.

[Vucar Dumat]

So i know its not my call, but you're not actually gonna accept him are you? He'd need a pretty impressive resume at this point.

[Ryan Routine]

All aboard the failboat.

Chugga Chugga Choo Choo. (Its a steam boat)

I think he has pizzaz.

[Vucar Dumat]

Unless his true identity is Professor Killingsworth, i don't think so.

And theres an actual Professor Killingsworth at my school so i'd know if hes lyin!

[Dartuche]

Aaww, but the poor boy is just so enthusiastic! He's even offered to sacrifice virgins in a drunken ritual to- oh wait, that would de-populate the clan.

[Riddle]

Aaww, but the poor boy is just so enthusiastic! He's even offered to sacrifice virgins in a drunken ritual to- oh wait, that would de-populate the clan.


I can see you're going to be a handful! That reminds me, have you got on vent yet? we've got another aussie player called Randai, you should totally hook up! :cool:

[Dartuche]

I TRIED going on vent, but it said I was a guest so I couldnt go anywhere?? :confused: I pm'd Red Morgan about it but I dunno if he's actually online... And yes :rolleyes: just because an Randai is an aussie I will totally have wild-hot cyber sex with him/her/it (and I might even let you listen in, Riddle.)

[Riddle]

I TRIED going on vent, but it said I was a guest so I couldnt go anywhere?? :confused: I pm'd Red Morgan about it but I dunno if he's actually online... And yes :rolleyes: just because an Randai is an aussie I will totally have wild-hot cyber sex with him/her/it (and I might even let you listen in, Riddle.)

Sexellent! :D


Speak to Rkeh, he holds the keys to vent too and will sort you out. He's also on more often than that waste of space Red.


ps red i love you, don't hurt me. It was a joke.

[Dartuche]

I just pm'd him but I don't think *either* of them are online >_< unless they have super sneaky ninja mod privliges o.0

I shall make sure to invite you to any, ah, 'events' I partake in during vent then =p

[Leathe]

Drunken Beggar Clan - Turning Other People's Hello-Threads Into Sex Scandals.