Just ambled into town...

[Dartuche]

Hiya ^_^

I just applied to join this clan after browsing around the forums for awhile. Everyone here seems to be having heaps of fun, and I was looking for a guild that wasn't all "POST EVERYDAY DAMMIT" and fairly laid-back. You guys definetly seem laid-back and fun :rofl:so hopefully I'll get accepted.

[Red Morgan]

Hey there, thanks for stopping by! I'll have someone reviewing your application shortly and we'll get you an interview.

Oooh... you're Australian. GASP!

[Motavia]

Oooh... you're Australian. GASP!

Decoded: Red would like you to throw another "shrimp" (read: your penis) on the "barbi" (read: his mouth).

[Wotterpipe]

lol

[malendras]

Welcome. What times do you expect to play? I am Hong Kong-based so have some time for normal Aussie hours, where we'll need some coverage, but a lot of the guys are in the US and Europe. Granted there are some night owls so there is almost always a group on vent.

[Dartuche]

Well, I'm usually on in the evenings australian time o_0 I'll go find a GMT converter but usually its afternoons and evenings.

And btw Motovia we usually throw steaks on the BBG, not shrimp :merriment: But Red Morgan might not enjoy that as much... Also, I'm significantly lacking in equipment for that sort of thing- I'm a chick >=p You'd probably enjoy it more if i was guy tho, rite Motovia? ~_^

Umm... hmm. Looking at a GMT converter for my timezone now... Well I'm normally on between 17:00 and 23:00 AUS time, and thats...

16:00-22:00 for Hong Kong,
08:00-14:00 for London
03:00-09:00 for Washington D.C
09:00-15:00 for Rome...

(I kinda picked out some random cities there.)

I jump on the net at least once every two days, if that helps.

And I take it that you dont have many Aussies to apply? You guys definetly have an Aussie sense of humour :bean:

[Spades]

Spy!

[Dartuche]

You knave! How dare you accuse me of such a base act!

How much are you offering?

[Red Morgan]

You knave! How dare you accuse me of such a base act!

How much are you offering?

Base acts are our specialty!

[Hatebringer]

I'm a chick >=p

:O thats amazing. How do your tiny feathers press the keys? Do you dictate?

[scotw1t]

:O thats amazing. How do your tiny feathers press the keys? Do you dictate?

Ahahahahaha! Oh man, puns are the best. Remember children, a pun a day keeps the Candy Man away. Which I guess is a bad thing. Damnit. Oh yeah, he has a sickle.

Oh, and welcome maybe-girl Dartuche!

[Motavia]

And btw Motovia we usually throw steaks on the BBG, not shrimp :merriment: But Red Morgan might not enjoy that as much... Also, I'm significantly lacking in equipment for that sort of thing- I'm a chick >=p You'd probably enjoy it more if i was guy tho, rite Motovia? ~_^

That's right baby. There's nothing I love more than a giant man-prawn in my mouth.


Ahahahahaha! Oh man, puns are the best.

I realize you were being facetious, but for whatever reason I actually lol'd when I read hate's post.

[Dartuche]

Base acts are our specialty!

Do you offer discounts, then?

[scotw1t]

That's right baby. There's nothing I love more than a giant man-prawn in my mouth.



I realize you were being facetious, but for whatever reason I actually lol'd when I read hate's post.

You realize incorrectly, sir. I actually love puns. It drove me to start calling people The Punisher when I think they came up with a good one.

[Leathe]

Oh oh, if we'll put her in the oven, she'll be a hot chick.

[Dartuche]

I'll come out all tanned and tasty, too. :thumb:

[Leathe]

Just the way we.. or atleast I, like it!

[Spades]

You knave! How dare you accuse me of such a base act!

How much are you offering?

If I accuse every recruit of being a spy, I may get it right eventually.

[Motavia]

You realize incorrectly, sir. I actually love puns. It drove me to start calling people The Punisher when I think they came up with a good one.

I prefer "Numba One Punna"

[Riddle]

If I accuse every recruit of being a spy, I may get it right eventually.

Who do we know you're not the fucking spy?! Spytits

[Dartuche]

You don't. But you might as well enjoy the view while I'm here. :guns:

And what's the likely hood of someone actually bothering to spy on a bunch of drunken blow hards anyway? They could use that time to get themselves drunk instead.

[LordTenacious]

OK, dartuche is a spy.

[Dartuche]

Damn straight. I shall rise up through the (non existent) ranks until I can seize my chance... and then I shall ASSASINATE RED MORGAN and parade around with his head on a pike.

[Red Morgan]

I've never been acerbated by an Aussie before. I dunno what your customs are like, but it better involve dingos.

Edit: WTF is a dingo anyways?

[Dartuche]

.......... they eat babies :rofl:

Their a dog-thing, sandy coloured and pretty cute imo. Just watch out for yeh bebbes whilst the beasts be lurkn :stabbed:

And my apologies, your forthcoming assasination is nothing personal, it's just on my to-do list.

[Riddle]

You don't. But you might as well enjoy the view while I'm here. :guns:

And what's the likely hood of someone actually bothering to spy on a bunch of drunken blow hards anyway? They could use that time to get themselves drunk instead.

I actually meant spades.... he's been acting fishy for months now.

[Dartuche]

I actually meant spades.... he's been acting fishy for months now.

Do you keep him in a bowl of water then, or is it just the smell that's offensive?

[Leathe]

Do you keep him in a bowl of water then, or is it just the smell that's offensive?

He just came from Sweden. So that might be the reason for the smell..

[Chamoke]

Aussie and female status-CONFIRMED.

[Ryan Routine]

I can't read any of her posts now without a girly Australian accent in the back of my head.