Poker. You does its?

[Leathe]

Do we have any online-poker players here?

I am one!

It's cool. I'm winning, too!
Discuss.

[Kailas]

Do we have any online-poker players here?

I am one!

It's cool. I'm winning, too!
Discuss.

Online? Poker is only fun if you're playing for real cash and you can see the other player to try to read them and hide your own tells. Otherwise you're just playing the cards in your hand which is boring and waaaaay too easy.

[Leathe]

For real money yes. It's not that easy, to be honest. However, there are stupid people playing..

[Tetsu]

monopolies is where its at

[MinusInnocence]

monopolies is where its atNobody ever got on TV for being good at Monopoly. It rhymes, that's how you know it's true.

[Spades]

Monopoly is fun, I won my first game online! I'm up for a longer game today, if you want.

[Helgeran]

As a God fearing man I know that gambling is wrong.

[Leathe]

As a God fearing man I know that gambling is wrong.

But what if you're winning?

[Garn]

Otherwise you're just playing the cards in your hand which is boring and waaaaay too easy.

Yeah, cuz you always win and everything.

[Kailas]

Yeah, cuz you always win and everything.

What?

[ZanirZrold]

I think he is using the art form of sarcasm.

[Kailas]

I think he is using the art form of sarcasm.

Yeah but it doesn't make any sense.

[Ashten]

I used to play some online poker. What site you playing on Leathe?

[Pcheez]

Eh dont like playing online.

However nobody i know will ever play poker with me irl anymore, i have the devil's luck with cards :/

Oh and any gambling site i try to open here yields the attached file. I love it.

I have repeatedly submitted suggestions as they insist, to fellate me thoroughly. I have not yet received any replies.

[Leathe]

@ Ashten: Hollywoodpoker.com

Pcheez, your government doesn't want your money to be floating around elsewhere! You need more Palm-Islands!

[Pcheez]

@ Ashten: Hollywoodpoker.com

Pcheez, your government doesn't want your money to be floating around elsewhere! You need more Palm-Islands!

obviously, we dont have enough overpriced reclaimed sealand.

Nah, zee gambling is not allowed in their religion, they seem to enjoy forcing their "discipline" on us as well, which is why im getting out of this godforsaken country asap :merriment:

[Helgeran]

Eh dont like playing online.

However nobody i know will ever play poker with me irl anymore, i have the devil's luck with cards :/

Oh and any gambling site i try to open here yields the attached file. I love it.

I have repeatedly submitted suggestions as they insist, to fellate me thoroughly. I have not yet received any replies.
I have a friend from Iran. He said his relatives had a deck of cards and if the morality police sees it they risk getting a public whipping. Also it had the american flag on the flipside :bean:

Aren't you a muslim?

[Hevo]

Im not big into Online poker but I do play poker with my drinking bubbys.

Get hammered and lose all my money..... Thank God we don't play anything higher them 2 dollar because I would be broke I don't win to offend.