I'm an asshole [Archive]

funnyfisherman

12-09-2008, 10:14 PM

So I was riding my bicycle through my university campus today (i was going pretty fast). Out of the blue, a little freshmen girl on her bike popped around a corner right in front of me. Needless to say, both of us and our bicycles ended up tangled on the ground. She immediately started crying.

My first reaction was "OMG YOU ARE SUCH A PUSSY STOP CRYING!!"
I think that makes me an asshole.

Red Morgan

12-09-2008, 10:16 PM

So I was riding my bicycle through my university campus today (i was going pretty fast). Out of the blue, a little freshmen girl on her bike popped around a corner right in front of me. Needless to say, both of us and our bicycles ended up tangled on the ground. She immediately started crying.

My first reaction was "OMG YOU ARE SUCH A PUSSY STOP CRYING!!"
I think that makes me an asshole.

I think you're an asshole, but that's only because you didn't think to take advantage and rape her.

treefingers

12-09-2008, 10:21 PM

dude i like riding my bike too.. i can pop wheelies and skid like 30 ft

Red Morgan

12-09-2008, 10:22 PM

dude i like riding my bike too.. i can pop wheelies and skid like 30 ft

Liar!!! Pics or it didn't happen.

Killuminati

12-09-2008, 10:24 PM

Build a ramp for your bike so you can do SICK TRICKS

funnyfisherman

12-09-2008, 10:28 PM

Liar!!! Pics or it didn't happen.

Ditto.
And Dave Mirra Freestyle BMX does not count!

losinglife

12-10-2008, 04:53 AM

no, you woulda been an asshole had you grabbed her boobs then rode away.

course, that woulda also been super epic

funnyfisherman

12-10-2008, 05:21 AM

no, you woulda been an asshole had you grabbed her boobs then rode away.

course, that woulda also been super epic
Damn it. Now I feel like I just missed out on a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Unless...I go run someone over tomorrow morning....hmmm

losinglife

12-10-2008, 05:30 AM

Damn it. Now I feel like I just missed out on a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Unless...I go run someone over tomorrow morning....hmmm

i mean seriously, at the point what would she have done in retaliation?!?!? it was perfect

Spikey

12-10-2008, 05:24 PM

Am I the only one thinking the funniest way that could have ended would have been if he'd have kicked her in the head, shouted YOU STUPID BITCH and then rode off?

Matriel

12-10-2008, 05:44 PM

Am I the only one thinking the funniest way that could have ended would have been if he'd have kicked her in the head, shouted YOU STUPID BITCH and then rode off?

Either that or he should have asked her out on a date.

TangerineSky

12-10-2008, 05:51 PM

....he should have asked her out on a date.
That would have been total ownage.

losinglife

12-11-2008, 04:59 AM

Pulling out his Johnston and slapping it off her forhead...... now thats the top notch

Killuminati

12-11-2008, 04:27 PM

What if it's too small to reach her face?

treefingers

12-11-2008, 04:48 PM

then your in the wrong guild

funnyfisherman

12-11-2008, 06:24 PM

What if it's too small to reach her face?
Oi, don't make me post some pictures!

treefingers

12-12-2008, 01:30 AM

post penix

ZanirZrold

12-13-2008, 03:03 AM

post penix

this

Hedrafan3030

12-15-2008, 06:01 PM

Has the OP used public toilets and pissed on the seats or has he walked around in the summertime saying how bout this heat?

If not I am >>>>>>>>>>>>>> asshole than he is...

ZanirZrold

12-15-2008, 06:04 PM

Who is the Old Person? or did you mean Oatmeal Pancake?

Hedrafan3030

12-15-2008, 06:49 PM

Original Poster...

Motavia

12-15-2008, 10:34 PM

I have a feeling ZZ knew that and was having a bit of a laff.

He GM'd forums a long while ago.