DFO forums cherry popped

[mantoe]

Yes! I got mine firstest and most valuable infraction. I feel spent, let me bum a ciggy plz.:cool:

I can't find my post that did it, I think it was deleted. But it was in the OT forums under the thread about the best tasting thing you've eaten. My answer, 20 yr old pussy. I sure that was the culprit.

Do any of you hooligans remember your fist time? Does an OT infraction even count?

[Red Morgan]

I think my first infractions came from a series of sigs I made.

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q231/ivycrowned/xinnro6.jpg
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q231/ivycrowned/xinnro5.jpg
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q231/ivycrowned/xinnro.jpg

I think my second one came from my special Jangang RL picture series. It was "harassment".

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q231/ivycrowned/jangang.jpg

[Helgeran]

I can't remember but it was always for some dumb shit like sarcasm the mod didn't pick up. I have over 100 infraction points which is pretty much considering I never try to be offensive but low if you average it over all my posts.

[Motavia]

I think my only infraction on any forum ever came when I posted holocaust pictures on a religious forum; then, when they were removed, changed my avatar to:

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s31/intenzity14/RodneyKing.jpg


I think my second one came from my special Jangang RL picture series. It was "harassment".

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q231/ivycrowned/jangang.jpg

Is that an actual Jangang picture? If so, that's awesome.

[Red Morgan]

Is that an actual Jangang picture? If so, that's awesome.

Yes, but I bet you can't guess which one is him!

[Helgeran]

Yes, but I bet you can't guess which one is him!
The little fella on Pippi's shoulder?

[Killuminati]

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q231/ivycrowned/jangang.jpg

That was my favorite niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger sig. Besides Surly's Claud sig.

[Spades]

I posted a youtube video that had a video of tentacle porn in it.

[Metal Wolf]

Those Zinnro sigs were funny as shit,

[Geo]

I don't remember my first, but recently I've gotten two for saying fag and faggot.

Man, what a bunch of faggots.

[Killuminati]

Just know you joined a guild with a bunch of people who are secretly mods.

[Helgeran]

I wonder how many of my infractions are from SotA/DBC people.

[Geo]

Just know you joined a guild with a bunch of people who are secretly mods.


You didn't take me to be that much of a fool did you? :mug:

[treefingers]

nice sunglasses whered ya get em?

[Stark]

I don't remember my first, but recently I've gotten two for saying fag and faggot.

Man, what a bunch of faggots.

I just got a 5 pointer for saying something like "Seriously though, DBC and Murder Herd is just too much faggotry for one guild to handle"

[Vanno]

I think my first infractions came from a series of sigs I made.

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q231/ivycrowned/xinnro6.jpg
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q231/ivycrowned/xinnro5.jpg
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q231/ivycrowned/xinnro.jpg

I think my second one came from my special Jangang RL picture series. It was "harassment".

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q231/ivycrowned/jangang.jpg

Those were gangster status.

[LordTenacious]

Indeed Vanno. Those sigs are fucking awesome.

[TangerineSky]

I wonder how many of my infractions are from SotA/DBC people.
Prolly all of them! Those shifty fuckers.

[Red Morgan]

http://forums.niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggeronline.com/showthread.php?p=1461470&highlight=morgan#post1461470

[treefingers]

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bX_eUHZK37M&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bX_eUHZK37M&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[Leathe]

My infraction was only a warning, didn't get any infraction points. :/

[Spinewire]

How exactly do you think slaves came to become slaves in the first place? Back in the day, when you chained all there necks together they sang good songs, and they loved to pick cotton all day long.

As soon as MTV came along tho they got lazy and just wanted to sit around and watching crap and eating chicken all day. Also they started to sing rap songs which festred bad feeling towards there white employees, combine that with there upperty attuide and the serious lack of cotton picking that was going on we were forced to let them go.

This was my 1st, it was 10 pointer from biggs.


Also go 5 a little. while ago for saying "I want his big muscley cock inside me" in a thread about Arnold Schwarzenegger


Also got a waning from Matriel aswell.

[losinglife]

i seem to get nabbed every 2 months by the fag police in OT.

I dont even know anymore how many points i have

[Lotharr]

I just got eight points yesterday. The moderator first gave me five points for saying "Ibtl?" after his post. After I said about the points in the thread, he gave me three more points and deleted the posts.

His reasoning was, that I was "disputing" his actions. Good thing that the other batch of my infractions had expired already like a week before that, so I didn't get suspended.

[Lotharr]

is runescape gold (http://www.runescape-shop.com/runescape-gold/runescape-gold.php) site safe?

Yeah, I use that one pretty often. It's safe. Believe me.

[Shneddi]

I just took another ban till the 13th of jan! whoho! honestly, the shithole is over moderated, i cant even jokingly tell people to fuck off:mad: emo

[LordTenacious]

Apparently, someone saying we should all violently riot is A-OK but me quoting them and saying "Do it yourself you pussy" is worthy of a infraction.

My problem with the moderation is that it is at best inconsistent, espically in OT.

Also,



You may not at any point in time use language or provide links to websites which may contain content that negatively portrays any major religion, religious figure, nationality, country, or region.

Lolz.

[Motavia]

I think they were upset that you omitted a comma. Or whatever punctuation is supposed to go in there.

[LordTenacious]

Ah, that explains it. I'm sorry for causing such a scene everyone.

[Jibbirz]

I remember someone asking back in the day why the forums were so shitty and full of assholes.

Someone's response was something along the lines of:

"The reason the forums are in bad shape is because moderating them is wasting resources, only the true die-hard followers have stuck around so far and they don't care about the vulgarity. Once word of beta gets out I am sure the staff will be forced to moderate the forums more strictly and be handing out bans left and right to reinforce the population that malicious activities is not something they support."

[Mulambo]

I got suspended for the first time for a post I made in the Internet Dating Poll thread (whch I also made).

It contained a couple of quotes from a nautical-themed craigslist personal ad (strictly platonic) such as:

"I am going to launch my bacon torpedo into your sterncastle" and "cleaning out your scuppers."

I never got any infractions for like 6 years, but I've gotten pwned like three times since the newest batch of mods started.

[Beorg]

I posted "First" on a surely-to-be-locked thread in the clan discussion. Brannoc caught me before the thread was locked, though.

I was banned several times from the Warcraft forums, though, I just don't get along with morons.

[Shneddi]

I posted "First" on a surely-to-be-locked thread in the clan discussion. Brannoc caught me before the thread was locked, though.

I was banned several times from the Warcraft forums, though, I just don't get along with morons.

they perma banned me from wow forums and i had to beg to be let back after 9 months.

[Sacred]

You have been banned for the following reason:
Acting like a jackass in Newcomers Discussion
Date the ban will be lifted: 01-02-2009, 11:00 AM


YAY!

[Motavia]

I think my second one came from my special Jangang RL picture series. It was "harassment".

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q231/ivycrowned/jangang.jpg

Jangang Sig... ACTIVATE!

http://forums.anvilsociety.com/showthread.php?t=4180

[Gromit]

I just don't get it...

Firsly, I've been extremely abusive, even resorting to infering a furry was a dog fucker.

I tried to instigate an argument about Clint Eastwood (which should have been enough alone...)

I've made multiple spam posts

I have insulted several people and made a homophobic post which was just one huge pun...

Yet I don't get a single infraction for any of it... Am I immune or are the mods mistaking me for someone who blows them? Am I not drunk enough yet?

[Vucar Dumat]

they perma banned me from wow forums and i had to beg to be let back after 9 months.

You begged to be let back in?

Can i kick you in the balls and have you beg me to be your friend again?

[Bonney Goatbeard]

My only infraction... "I have two penises. One in my mouth and one in my hand."

[Motavia]

Errr... we have trainees?

[Bonney Goatbeard]

Errr... we have trainees?

I'm not sure. It's a military thing. Don't know if I'm supposed to be able to join the military did not find if DBC members were being restricted.

[Vucar Dumat]

Im not sure if DBC is under the same hierarchy of command as AS is but if it is, everyone starts as a trainee except people with officer level equivalents to the forums. Then apparently you go through some kind of training and become a soldier with a title holding much more negative connotations than trainee, though i cant remember what it was called. But i get to skip that because Churls are just barely higher in authority than a basic soldier after training :D

[Bonney Goatbeard]

Im not sure if DBC is under the same hierarchy of command as AS is but if it is, everyone starts as a trainee except people with officer level equivalents to the forums. Then apparently you go through some kind of training and become a soldier with a title holding much more negative connotations than trainee, though i cant remember what it was called. But i get to skip that because Churls are just barely higher in authority than a basic soldier after training :D

Yeah dunkard or drunktard. That's why I became a trainee, being a drunken beggar aswell as a drunktard or was in drunkard. The more alcohole involved the better.

[Kran De Loy]

Alcohol: A colorless volatile flammable liquid, C₂H₅OH, synthesized or obtained by fermentation of sugars and starches and widely used, either pure or denatured, as a solvent and in drugs, cleaning solutions, explosives, and intoxicating beverages. Also called ethanol, ethyl alcohol, grain alcohol.

Alcohole: Urban Dictionary: 1.A person who becomes an asshole upon drinking any alcoholic substance.
2.An underage person who never repays his legal friends for the alcohol they buy him.
3.An Alcohol Enema.

http://www.bobiland.com/pictures/image/alcohol1_2007.jpg

[Mulambo]

Alcohole: Urban Dictionary: 1.A person who becomes an asshole upon drinking any alcoholic substance.
2.An underage person who never repays his legal friends for the alcohol they buy him.
3.An Alcohol Enema.

http://www.bobiland.com/pictures/image/alcohol1_2007.jpg
I guess there aren't any pleasant alcoholes.

[Motavia]

Let me rephrase my earlier question:

We don't have trainees.

[Bonney Goatbeard]

Alright!

My hands are almost lady like.

[Kran De Loy]

Someone took away my picture I put there. I am sad. It was appropriate to the humor.

[Chibi]

Lol, I made this post today,

http://forums.niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggeronline.com/showthread.php?p=2480831#post2480831

to point out that I have yet to make a dumb thread, or one at all. Was made in OT and I got a infraction for it. Really?

[Vucar Dumat]

You succeeded in making Rourke like you.

Also, wtf? Are you still not a member? Didn't you apply like years ago? I remember your name, it had something to do with child hentai or some thing like that and you got alot of shit for it. Alot of people seem to get shit for their name in this guild but surprisingly i have not. :bean:

[Kran De Loy]

It has to do with either being too unique or having nothing witty to say about it. Also, any joke that has to be explained or research to get is a fail and not funny.

[ZanirZrold]

where do you get your comics Kran?

[Kran De Loy]

http://pbfcomics.com/

Updated fairly rarely though.

[Motavia]

These are awesome...

[Kran De Loy]

While on the subject of comics, I just remember this one Cru the Dwarf (http://www.drunkduck.com/Cru_The_DwarF/index.php).
The comic is based on WoW and uses the WoW engine for the art, but for all it's use of the game is makes just as much fun of it.

And the Undead reference is to this comic, LFG (http://www.lfgcomic.com/). It starts of strong, but gets really... classic story and less funny as it goes along. Edit: Took out the video I linked, it was even worse then I remember.

[Mulambo]

This thread is about comics now?

www.marriedtothesea.com (http://www.marriedtothesea.com)

www.sexylosers.com (http://www.sexylosers.com) NSFW ...and, it's not working right now. :(

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexy_Losers

[Kran De Loy]

This thread is about comics now?

www.marriedtothesea.com (http://www.marriedtothesea.com)

www.sexylosers.com (http://www.sexylosers.com) NSFW ...and, it's not working right now. :(

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexy_Losers

Yeah, Sexy Losers was awesome, unfortunatly the main genius behind it is A) Lazy, B) Out of Ideas, C) Both A and B, or D) for Dead.

This one is pretty good, too. Not comic really, but good story and decent art. http://www.electric-manga.com/

This one for the DnD lols. http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0001.html

You are NOT ALLOWED to not know http://www.drmcninja.com/

Another good funny one http://www.leasticoulddo.com/

And that's pretty much all the really good stuff I have... well, the more obscure stuff at least..

[Mulambo]

Thanks. Dr. McNinja seemed kind of silly at first, but I think I got hooked when I read Mr. Radical's note RE: the extreme snack chips.

[Bingobob]

I just got my first infraction for starting a thread to sell my WoW account that I don't have.... lawl. Probably shouldn't have made it seem so serious.

Btw, Preacher is one of my favorite comics. If someone tells me how to upload on the FTP, I'd be more than happy to put them up. I also have 303, The Boys, and The Pro.

[Villa]

REAL MEN never discuss their infractions.

[Bingobob]

REAL MEN never discuss their infractions.

Bitch please. *snaps*

[Killuminati]

No, Villa's right. You guys are just not those type of gentlemen.

[Bingobob]

No, Villa's right. You guys are just not those type of gentlemen.

I'm content not being a real man.

[Motavia]

Don't be a "woah-man" be a "faux-man."

[Kran De Loy]

http://www.freewebs.com/legendnintendo/Fox1.jpg

Because I like badly pronounced puns.

[Dartuche]

Being a man sucks. I vote we all become hermaphrodites!

[Kran De Loy]

Oh wow. I actually got an infraction on 1/07 and didn't even notice.


Dear Kran De Loy,

You have received an infraction at niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger Forums.

Reason: ONE - You may not excessively communicate the same idea, phrase, or create spam within the community; you may not create any thread or post for the sole purpose of causing unrest in the community; you may not cause any sort of disturbance within a thread with the intent of ruining it; and you may not make one line posts such as IBTL, IBTB, BUMP, etc. Moderators are at their full discretion to enforce the spirit of this rule.
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Don't spam stuff like that
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This infraction is worth 3 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

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[LordTenacious]

Being a man sucks. I vote we all become hermaphrodites!
Then I would finally get to have sex! Best all of I get 2 orgasms at once.