Where's Vattic?

[Atnas]

I know he's a part of the drunken beggars, where is he?

[Red Morgan]

Good question, I'm surprised he hasn't posted here yet. He must be afraid that he'll get more homoerotic dreams about Surly and Matriel once he's in close quarters with them.

[Atnas]

He's afraid to enter "the den of Surly, Matriel and swedes".

[Brilliant]

Yesh, if he had by now, he might not have had such a scary nightmare (http://forums.niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggeronline.com/showthread.php?p=809719#post809719)!

[Vattic]

I know he's a part of the drunken beggars, where is he?

shhh, it's ok baby. daddy's here now.

[Wayne]

Vattic arent you the guy with that wookie in his sig?

[Vattic]

Vattic arent you the guy with that wookie in his sig?

i see that my reputation for violence and an overabundance of hair precedes me.

[Kaeso]

Indeed!

[Metal Wolf]

We in thelma perceive that as, you being a fat poorly groomed Start Wars geek with an overabundance of sexual frustration.:rofl:

[Harmar]

i want to spoon with surly and red

[Atnas]

shhh, it's ok baby. daddy's here now.

Excellent, I almost thought you were a coward!

[Red Morgan]

i want to spoon with surly and red

I'd probably let you, but there'd be a lot of jealous beaus in here!

[Kaeso]

I would spoon with Red

but Surly is mean. He might Have a voracious sexual appetite.

[Harmar]

usually hes cool with being the front spoon hes a softy under that hardened exterior

[Chamoke]

Is Vattic the one that beats up packs of marauding dogs with his lightning fast punches, and uses flying kicks to defeat gangs in his inner-city neighborhood?

[Stark]

No, he draws cartoons

[Spinewire]

I would spoon with Red



metal spoons i hope

[Harmar]

stainless steel

[Vattic]

Is Vattic the one that beats up packs of marauding dogs with his lightning fast punches, and uses flying kicks to defeat gangs in his inner-city neighborhood?

nah, i only kicked one dog, the others got skeered and ran off after witnessing the full glory of my legendary side kick.

and yeah, i draw cartoons. wtf? have i got an internet stalker already? if so, just tell me your email so i can send nudez.

[Chamoke]

Our guild is full of stalkers. That is what Thelma is all about.

[Vattic]

Our guild is full of stalkers. That is what Thelma is all about.

well if you're going to be beggars then that's going to have to change to kicking ass and trickin foos out of their monies.

[Motavia]

Not to mention becoming a lush of epic proportions.

[Surly]

i think vattic's beggar sig is the best of them all

[Chamoke]

We aren't going to be beggars. And I spelled our guild name wrong. I am awesome. It would be much easier if it was called Max and the Boner Flexers.

[Harmar]

what does thelma mean anyway?

[Kaeso]

i think vattic's beggar sig is the best of them all

Yea, Vattic's sig is the bomb, I gave him baby pictures of me for that sig. Those drinks are not photo shopped in.

[Harmar]

you were a happy little kid weren't ya?

[Metal Wolf]

metal spoons i hope
Jeez one little dickslap and your a hopeless case of lust, I had no idea you had such peen'envy.

[Chamoke]

what does thelma mean anyway?

I think it's Finnish for egg vibrator.

[Cidius]

I think it's Finnish for egg vibrator.
munavibraattori

[Vattic]

i think vattic's beggar sig is the best of them all

i do what i can.

[Surly]

Didn't morgan make it?

[Red Morgan]

Didn't morgan make it?

Nope, he's probably better in photoshop than I am anyways.

[Surly]

But don't you do it for a living?

Useless.

[Garn]

But don't you do it for a living?

Useless.

He wouldn't be a beggar if he was good in what he does.

[Atnas]

i think vattic's beggar sig is the best of them all

No- Kaeso has in terms of beggars, and Motavian with drunken beggars (as in KARATE).

[Motavia]

^^

[Vattic]

No- Kaeso has in terms of beggars, and Motavian with drunken beggars (as in KARATE).

i wouldn't underestimate those kids in my sig. that's the foundation of drunken begging right there, getting fools to dismiss you an instant before you smash a wine bottle into their skulls and loot them.

[Killuminati]

what does thelma mean anyway?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thelema

[Chamoke]

Hrm I guess our name is kind of fitting.

[Atnas]

Hrm I guess our name is kind of fitting.

Do what you want to do!