Hello

[primevaluo]

Im a former UO player, looking for something a little more like the old times. Umm, pleased to meet you all.. btw I could use a membership access..

[Red Morgan]

This is the retarded kid who works with me. I felt kinda bad for him so I let him into the DBC. I also had to look over his shoulder while he typed that to make sure he didn't use alternating caps. Please be gentle with him.

[MaxTheDwarf]

Oh don't worry, he'll be ok until he drops the soap.

[Motavia]

We don't supply rope-bound soap though...

[Dezolis]

If he doesn't bend his knees he'll still be safe from all the dwarves.

[Duervar]

If he doesn't bend his knees he'll still be safe from all the dwarves.

If our manhood were the size of yours that might be correct.

[Motavia]

I think he has more to worry about from the Drwarven love for Analingus....

[Helgeran]

Don't move or they'll bite.

[Chamoke]

Hahaha homoerotic abuse. This is so funny. Wow, never saw that coming. If I was an asshole it surely would of caught me with my pants down. AM I RITE?!?!?!?!

[Stark]

so rite

[Harmar]

shamoke i couldnt have said it better i love you and mongo who is the best at solving mysteries

[Rykros]

squeel like a pig?