True Drunkard

[Kaeso]

Be proud my fellow beggars!!!!

For I Kaeso, am DRUNK real bad. I am actually having a buddy transcribe this

[Singing]

:merriment::merriment::merriment::merriment:

[Red Morgan]

I'm glad we were able to maintain our dignity, despite these difficult times of transition.

[Harmar]

Red I like your kind already, and I think y'all like our smiley selection. I still think we need more so that I can post in just smiles and get a thought across

[Kaeso]

Getting a new mic soon(read:today) so I will be harassing you with my eastern Kentucky accent in VENT.



Also, hungover.

[Motavia]

I'm getting a new mic on Tues/Wed and I will be harassing in a Midwest (read:neutral) accent colored by the use of "y'all"s and "Piggly Wiggly"s.

[Metal Wolf]

Finally, another person who doesn't use that fucked up expresion of "hey you guys" or "hey guys"

[Motavia]

Or, worst of all, "Hey you'se guys!"

[Metal Wolf]

I left that one out cause I hate it so much.

[Helgeran]

I have never ever heard that. Not that you've got more contact with english than me.

[Fylraen]

Kaeso in Spanish means "cheese".

[Harmar]

Who let the chicken fucker in?

[Kaeso]

Kaeso in Spanish means "cheese".
Actually Queso means cheese

[Fylraen]

Yeah, how else would you pronounce "Kaeso"? Queso. That's what I thought, dog lips!

[Kaeso]

K-Ay-So.

[Fylraen]

.... Now I'm curious as to how you think one pronounces "queso".

[Helgeran]

Kiiisoh!

[Metal Wolf]

I find the most efective way to comunicate to a mexican about food is hold out a dollar and point to the burrito looking thing in his pushcart.

On an unrelated note, my coworkers say I could eat a steaming hot plate of Ebola and have nothing but a bad case of gas the next day.

[Kaeso]

How much do you weigh (I bet you are one of those Thin Guys.)

[Motavia]

I'm that way too, and I'm 6'1" 160.

[Jibbirz]

lanky white kids 4TW

[Metal Wolf]

5'9 140lbs

I'm kinda a freak though I sit infront of my computer all day and eat chips and salsa and for some reason Cathode ray tube radiation plus don plablos salsa mix causes a persons body to develope a six pack and perfect calves.

[Kaeso]

A six pack? Thats a stretch of the imagination.... I too have good calves though So I am inclined to believe you.

[Metal Wolf]

I have anti fat genes, anyone over 18% body fat is repeled from my bodys proximity like its made of holly water.

Which explains why gloom never liked me, and I wanted to snuggle his freight train sized man boods too.

[Kaeso]

Man boobs are weird....

[Metal Wolf]

Oh thats right yall don't know about the all encompasing'ness that is Gloomrender.

You would be able to study the historical tomes, but that asstard rr reset the UDF and erased many glorious truths from histroy.

[Motavia]

Oh, I know the Gloom... always saying it wasn't his fault he was morbese, yes?

[Metal Wolf]

That be the unfathomable one I speak of.

[Kaeso]

I have a friend nicknamed Pudge... So yea... biggun.

[Motavia]

Relevant?

[Kaeso]

Yes it was!

[Helgeran]

6,0' 165 lbs

I'm so regular it hurts.

[Wayne]

5,6 and 145 lbs

I need to gain some weight.

[Chamoke]

What if I say, "hey, you all" what does that make me?

[Helgeran]

5,6 and 145 lbs

I need to gain some weight.
Need to gain some height ;)

[Wayne]

173cms is enough :)

[Motavia]

What if I say, "hey, you all" what does that make me?

Bland.

[Kaeso]

Someone trying to explain Ustedes to English Speakers?

[Motavia]

Ustedes is "they." Vosotros is the one which requires "y'all."

[Helgeran]

I hate spanish.

[Killuminati]

I hate french its the gayest language out there.

[Kaeso]

Ustedes is "they." Vosotros is the one which requires "y'all."

No, Ustedes Is Plural You

Ellos/Ellas is they.

[Motavia]

It may have been 6 years since I had highschool Spanish... but I remember what the boot looked like to me; and Ustedes, Ellos, and Ellas were all on the bottom right (for "They": Hes, Shes, and Formal) and Vosotros was between E/E/U and Nostoros (We).

And to everyone who is not me or Kaeso, please forgive me my anality.

[Surly]

I need to get me a spanish boot and write little mexican sayings on it, like "De Quien es esta queso?"

That way when I kick people they will know exactly who's cheese this is.

[Kaeso]

It may have been 6 years since I had highschool Spanish... but I remember what the boot looked like to me; and Ustedes, Ellos, and Ellas were all on the bottom right (for "They": Hes, Shes, and Formal) and Vosotros was between E/E/U and Nostoros (We).

And to everyone who is not me or Kaeso, please forgive me my anality.

They are all Plural and they mean Ellos(a group with at least one male) Ellas (a group of females) Ustedes (Plural you)

Usted is the formal You

Ustedes is the plural you all.

[Motavia]

I need to get me a spanish boot and write little mexican sayings on it, like "De Quien es esta queso?"

That way when I kick people they will know exactly who's cheese this is.

The real question is, who moved your cheese?


They are all Plural and they mean Ellos(a group with at least one male) Ellas (a group of females) Ustedes (Plural you)

Usted is the formal You

Ustedes is the plural you all.

K, I just checked, and I humbly retract part of what I said... Ustedes according to ( http://www.spanishdict.com/AE.cfm?e=you ) is indeed "you guys"; however, vosotros is as well. Go figure.

[Kaeso]

yea, you were not completely wrong though.

[Harmar]

lol surly i want a pair of those boots!

[Cidius]

What kinda drinking games do you peeps have? I've gotten bored to the old one (way too complicated to be explained shortly), I need some fresh ideas.

[Red Morgan]

What kinda drinking games do you peeps have? I've gotten bored to the old one (way too complicated to be explained shortly), I need some fresh ideas.

Take a shot every time someone posts a Ron Paul thread in Off Topic.

[Wayne]

Its not hard to drink someone under the table. What is really hard is drinking someone back on to the table.

[Garn]

What kinda drinking games do you peeps have? I've gotten bored to the old one (way too complicated to be explained shortly), I need some fresh ideas.

Tequila Poker:

Every round every player gets a small glass of tequila and a card. Press the card against your forehead so everyone except yourself can see it. Now every player may or may not set his glass of tequila. After everyone has made his/her decision, the player with the highest card has to drink all the glasses that have been set.

[Wayne]

Tequila poker is mucho fun.

[Wayne]

Another good drinking game is to deal all the cards in the deck to the participants and have shot glasses filled with Vodka. Start going clockwise with each participant slamming one card at a time onto the table and the next player either puts down a card of higher value or drinks a glass of vodka. When someone puts down an ace you remove that stack of cards and start over. Its supposed to be a fast paced game where everyone eventually gets drunk.

[Vattic]

who the hell needs a game to get drunk? the only drinking game i play is "how much glenfiddich can i get into my stomach in under 30 seconds?" i haven't had any trouble so far except when the bottle runs out.

[Harmar]

yes vattic ive said that for years you get 10 ccol points for you and your clan

[Vattic]

yes vattic ive said that for years you get 10 ccol points for you and your clan

i'll add them to the pile.

[Surly]

i agree with drinking games being retarded, but i also disagree with slamming a scotch like glenfiddich. it's one of the low brow labels of "finer" scotch, but it's still not chugging material. blasphemous.

[Kaeso]

Low Brow liquor is all I drink.


Anyone Heard of Dark Eyes Vodka???? 5 dollars for a fifth.

[Surly]

sounds like potato hooch

[Harmar]

im an old charter fan

[Motavia]

Aristokrat and Andre

[Rykros]

Olde English and Colt 45

[Vattic]

i agree with drinking games being retarded, but i also disagree with slamming a scotch like glenfiddich. it's one of the low brow labels of "finer" scotch, but it's still not chugging material. blasphemous.

well, i don't exactly chug it, but i do sip on it near constantly until about a half hour later the bottle is gone. it's gotten to be a reflex. sip sip stop. sip. sip sip sip. stop. sip some more. it's not the greatest thing ever, but i never need a chaser or anything.. pretty smooth imo.

[Kaeso]

I just take swig after swig of party liquor. Just chase it with some coke or something get drunk quick.

[Fylraen]

Nothing is better for bringing out the petty criminal in you than maddog 20/20

[Killuminati]

LOL @ malt liquor

[Cidius]

Nobody kept playing serious, we just drank our own vodka (tequila poker). My drinking game was: I bet sports a lot, almost every second day. When I won something I'd spend 1/2 of the money (a lot) to booze and then invite some friends to help me with the work. I know this ain't the normal game where you see something and drink.

Beer pong fucken rules though.

[Harmar]

beer pong is great

circle of death is fun. get a cup for each person playing fill it half way with beer and/or liquor. have one cup in the middle that is full to the top with said liquid. put the half full glasses around the middle one in as much of a circle as possible. bounce a quarter and try to make it in the middle cup, if you make it in the full one everyone chugs, last one done drinks the full cup. if it lands in a person's half full cup they drink and refill.

i dont know if that makes sense to anyone, but i said it so it's true

[Surly]

We renamed Circle of Death to Pile of Death because keeping it arranged in a circle is stupid.

[Wayne]

http://turisas.pictures.fi/kuvat/Promotional+Photos/Battle+Metal+Individual+Photos+2004/promo_2004_jussi_02.jpg/medium

[Wayne]

http://turisas.pictures.fi/kuvat/Promotional+Photos/Battle+Metal+Individual+Photos+2004/promo_2004_mathias_01.jpg/medium

[Surly]

Is that some kind of Finnish "killing game"?

Every time you take a drink you have to stab some one through the head?

[Wayne]

Yeah its alot of fun actually

[Metal Wolf]

Theres a similar game around here involving crack lines and rebored desrert Eagles.

[Harmar]

you dont sniff crack that's stupid. the point of crack is to smoke it thus you add baking soda. if you do sniff crack you add a little bit of lemon juice to remove the soda. good try though. finland wins the violent drinking game thus far. try again metal wolf

[Helgeran]

Why does Finland have thousands and thousands of larpers?

[Surly]

Because they don't have TVs up there yet.

[Wayne]

They arent larpfaggots, but a metal band posing for their promo pics.

[Rykros]

Why does Finland have thousands and thousands of metal bands?

[Wayne]

I dunno, but I do know that most of those bands suck

[Helgeran]

Hehe Nightwish. Not that swedish metal is much less gay.

[Cidius]

Swedish metal ain't gay, Swedes are gay. Seriously, I just visited Stockholm, 30% of the men there had scarfs, and 80% were skinny, not thin, skinny.

[Metal Wolf]

Skinny people!

OMG quick send the McDonalds before its to late!

[Wayne]

Swedish metal ain't gay, Swedes are gay. Seriously, I just visited Stockholm, 30% of the men there had scarfs, and 80% were skinny, not thin, skinny.

Never drop the soap when showering with swedish men ( lol not like you should do that, but if you have to ).

[Helgeran]

Never drop the soap when showering with swedish men ( lol not like you should do that, but if you have to ).
Nothing like whipping each other with birch branches while getting all sweaty and intoxicated in a sauna.

[Motavia]

I'm like 30% Swedish... *playful growl* *paw* *paw*

[Harmar]

mmmm, I hope you have a penis

[Motavia]

Like an African yam.

[Kaeso]

I don't even know what that means. Sounds big though.

[Harmar]

lol, it does sound huge but I'm with you man, how can you compare your penis to something no one knows the size of?

[Wayne]

Nothing like whipping each other with birch branches while getting all sweaty and intoxicated in a sauna.

Yeah we do that alot, especially after killing russians.

[Rykros]

Swedish chicks are are decent in bed, this I know

[Kaeso]

Decent looking too.

[Wayne]

I guess anything looks decent after fat american "chicks".

[Harmar]

The best part about america is the fine ass trim. You got it all wrong man, in fact I think most women are too skinny. Another perk is they shave their bush, arm pits, and legs. Fuck europe you have to drink too much wine to sex up them bitches. GO AMERICA

[Atnas]

The best part about america is the fine ass trim. You got it all wrong man, in fact I think most women are too skinny. Another perk is they shave their bush, arm pits, and legs. Fuck europe you have to drink too much wine to sex up them bitches. GO AMERICA

Huh? As far as I know, European women also shave.

[Harmar]

I don't think so, I know france and italy areas are notorious for hairy females

[Kaeso]

Yea, The women in America are awesome! True Land beast doth stalk the ranks of the Fine bitches but....... Shit prolly the same in Europe.

[Metal Wolf]

Anything from Italy is hairy as fuck.

Hell I'm only 1/4 Italian And I look like I'm related to a silverback gorilla.

[Atnas]

I don't think so, I know france and italy areas are notorious for hairy females

Europe is a bit bigger than just two countries.

[Cidius]

Actually here it's VERY hard to find a woman who doesn't shave or use make-up.

[Surly]

why is this thread so long?

[Red Morgan]

Because it's about a drunken loser. We can all relate to that.

[Wayne]

:cuss:

[Kaeso]

When you are drunk though....None of that "good looking". Shit matters. Only one thing matters. The Vagina.

[Harmar]

Uh, I find a lot of pubic hair to be a turn off, but nothing is worse than hairy legs, that just feels weird when you rub against hairy legs.

[Killuminati]

I feel so lonely since I don't consume alcohol :razor:

[Surly]

fag

[Metal Wolf]

You discust me, how do you expect bar owners to make a living with people like you living.

[Cidius]

I love it how everybody else sleeps and you just open the door, smell the air and walk away.

[Atnas]

I feel so lonely since I don't consume alcohol :razor:

You and I, Killuminati, it's us against them.

Edit: How ironic, my rank is "Drunkard".

[Wayne]

Why dont you guys drink alcohol? What is wrong with you?

[Killuminati]

I dunno maybe cuz I don't drinking. Never felt like drinking except when I got into a car accident a year ago. I had to take some meds which supposedly would kill my pain but they sucked so I drank also which was harmful to me but during that time I didn't care. I dunno I just never understood the point of drinking alcohol. It doesn't taste good and its just something which is used to loosen people up because they can't function socially. Thats the case at least for highschool parties. Plus I don't like the idea of being drunk and not having control of myself. I also don't want to be vulnerable or anything :dwarf:

[Harmar]

Some people say not to drink as much. A few beers will loosen you up, but I say drink more, raise your tolerance, then you'll be social and drink a liter

[Cidius]

I get VERY easily drunk hard (5-6 bottles of normal), but when I am I'm just clumsy and walking is hard. I don't lose control of myself. The only thing I loose is the ability to not to laugh.

[Surly]

Doesn't taste good? Doesn't TASTE GOOD?!? Gufwah?

[Atnas]

I dunno maybe cuz I don't drinking. Never felt like drinking except when I got into a car accident a year ago. I had to take some meds which supposedly would kill my pain but they sucked so I drank also which was harmful to me but during that time I didn't care. I dunno I just never understood the point of drinking alcohol. It doesn't taste good and its just something which is used to loosen people up because they can't function socially. Thats the case at least for highschool parties. Plus I don't like the idea of being drunk and not having control of myself. I also don't want to be vulnerable or anything :dwarf:

Sounds about right.

[Surly]

Well maybe you assholes just drink cheap booze and haven't truly experienced the reason that alcohol has been a staple of human race since before recorded history!

[Atnas]

I don't drink anything with alcohol in it, lol.

[Wayne]

How do you stay alive?

+1 ouch

[Rykros]

Indeed, with the swill most youngster's in America drink, its no wonder these folk are non-drinkers...that and most people's taste for alcoholic beverages developes with age and experimentation...
Seriously though, drink a Newcastle, or a Flying Dog, or a Singha, or a Kronenburg, or any decent brew... you won't look at alcohol the same way again.

[Surly]

If you don't like liquor, I highly HIGHLY suggest you try some Wexford Cream Ale.

[Kaeso]

Bourbon. If you cannot like a good aged bourbon. You are not american.

[Helgeran]

So many of my friends don't drink I almost feel peer pressure not to. The famous gross is good and vodka tastes good as long as you put soda and ice in it.

[Harmar]

orange juice is much better. As far as beer goes I dig any and all micro brewery. For a good aged burbon to start with I suggest maker's mark

[Wayne]

So many of my friends don't drink I almost feel peer pressure not to. The famous gross is good and vodka tastes good as long as you put soda and ice in it.

soda in vodka? pfft what kind of a pussy are you?

[Cidius]

No I think he ment vodka in soda.

[Red Morgan]

There's a festival here every spring and people bring homemade elderberry wine and mead. That shit is fucking tasty and it makes you want to climb on a longboat and raze villages.

[Garn]

There's a festival here every spring

I'm curious again. Where is "here"?


And I've always wanted to try mead but I couldn't get down to it yet.

[Kaeso]

o For a good aged burbon to start with I suggest maker's mark

I would personally say you need to drop the extra couple of dollars for some Four Roses it is definitely worth the price.

[Red Morgan]

I'm curious again. Where is "here"?


And I've always wanted to try mead but I couldn't get down to it yet.

It's in a little town just outside of Binghamton, NY. The festival is pretty big, but it's also by invite only, and it's pretty hard to get in. Someone has to sponsor you for the first year and if they like you, you get invited back.

Mead is surprisingly like a girly drink. I had a feeling those vikings were a little light in the boots.

[Helgeran]

soda in vodka? pfft what kind of a pussy are you?
It's silly to drink things you don't like.

[Fylraen]

Mead is only girly because it's sweet. That's the only non-manly thing about it, otherwise it's fermented bee vomit and it's like three times as strong as beer.

[Metal Wolf]

Mead is surprisingly like a girly drink. I had a feeling those vikings were a little light in the boots.

Tip-Toeing throught the Palisades?

[Harmar]

They killed monks man, they can't be that gay

[Kaeso]

They killed monks man, they can't be that gay

Not that hard to kill someone who just takes it.

[Harmar]

I beg to differ

[Rykros]

Mead is only girly because it's sweet. That's the only non-manly thing about it, otherwise it's fermented bee vomit and it's like three times as strong as beer.

That does sounds pretty damn manly